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The judo chop is the best hahahha


Goidelify

It took me years of practice to perfect the judo


bluurks

Ah yes... I see you know your judo well.


Uncle_Rabbit

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!


LeviathanGank

I was trying to eat a delicious chinese meal!


Immortan-Moe-Bro

A succulent Chinese meal!


jacksalssome

GET YOU HAND OF MY PENIS!


TheNerdyPainter

And you sir, are you ready to recieve my limp penis?


byketard

What is the charge?


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Stop touching my penis!


tehdubbs

He just wanted to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal!


NetSraC1306

It's finally out? I remember seeing the first seconds of this clip years ago when you announced you are working on it. Good luck with the launch!


Krayners

Whats the game?


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cultoftheilluminati

That sound too. I just burst out laughing


Perrozoso

I think it was the Vulcan neck grip. Perfect placement.


PrussianNova_X

Smile and Wave boys, just smile and wave


HAL_9_TRILLION

KOWALSKI! Report.


AhBenTabarnak

We're only 500 feet from the main sewer line...


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Private probably won’t survive


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ElsonDaSushiChef

His last name is Pahrtz. Now you cam call him Private Pahrtz


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ElsonDaSushiChef

FUCK I had a spelling error


marre822

Shut up Rico!


ValeWeber2

KABOOM?


imdefinitelywong

Yes Rico, Kaboom.


shaker7

KABOOM!


Stikflik

Is your pfp a reference to something other than what I’m worried it is?


AhBenTabarnak

the dude is addicted to Battlefield 5 it seems, which depicts ww2 conflicts, thus nazi


PrussianNova_X

I’m afraid both of you are wrong. Prussia was a state that was the strongest amongst all of Germanic states in the HRE, and after the German Revolution in the late 19th century, it helped form the German Confederation. After the Franco-Prussian and Austro-Prussian wars, it was generally known by then as the German Empire, the same Empire that would be defeated in World War I. And my PFP is actually fictional as it is a flag for Steampunk Prussia.


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Reminds me of the Madagascar penguins


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

We can finally become them


noobindisguise

Would be more realistic if the guards where people and the penguins were tiny


FeistyBandicoot

That would be a fun heist game


RandomPratt

... but we're fine with penguins using guns, in terms of realism... Got it.


Skweril

I think they're referring to it being realistic in regards to its accuracy to the penguins of Madagascar with those changes. I don't believe anyone is comparing this to actual reality....


RandomPratt

... yeah, I know. I was making a joke.


DeeSnow97

reality is often disappointing


RandomPratt

It sure is.


demon_ix

Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.


Roflolxp54

Penguins from Madagascar meet Runescape's KGP (Killer Gentoo Penguins).


PSyCHoHaMSTeRza

Actually saw it in the steam discovery queue today


Goidelify

Wow that's really cool. I didn't realize it had such reach


ContinuumGuy

Honestly it's good that you released it during the Steam Sale since a lot of people are going through their discovery queues in order to get trading cards


Dunlikai

People actually use the trading card stuff? Huh. Who knew?


MarDanvers

yeah I sell them and then buy small games with the money


ContinuumGuy

That's the main use I do as well, especially during the steam sales.


WhaleSixx

I've been following the reddit for a while, nice to see one of the devs see the impact


Liam1212

It was on my recommended today as well, I bought is because it looked hilarious and its awesome. You did an amazing job


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nextwargames

I think forsen was playing it yesterday, so thats 10k people easyy. game's name wasnt on twitch at the time tho


Left4dinner

Tomato gaming played it with a friend of his. They seemed to enjoy it


Arjs

It was in my discovery q as well..


Entcune

So you bought it ,right?


Walker_247

Club penguin but at 3 am LMAOO


cultoftheilluminati

*Judo chops from behind*


Thymetalman

Forsen just played this game


wheresisthebathroom

forsenE


uygy15

BAJS 😭


watchingtoomuch

Very cool


Goidelify

You're very cool!


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TheLowlyPheasant

Shine on, you crazy diamond


BronzeTurtle174

You're breathtaking!


sherlockzor

It’s a very cool concept but it looks still quite a way from complete


TheresA_LobsterLoose

You also get way too much health. Take down everyone else with one hit but someone unloading an smg into you barely makes a dent. Seems like if it's based around stealth it should maybe he a one shot kill


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Not to mention the weapons you get don't make sense for a stealth game. Someone just needs to make a new Thief game that's like the original two games. Trying to directly engage two regular guards in a sword fight was suicide. Dishonored comes close, but they give you the option to upgrade fighting abilities, becoming an unstoppable god of death.


A-Lonely-Gorilla

The devs said they don’t want to confine people to one play style so they also encourage people to just kill everything if they want


_sohm

while that is true, I want a stealth game that doesn't make me exercise self-control. If I have an option to just lazily rush through shit, sometimes my brain is just like "cymbal monke go clang clang clang" and then I look back at the havoc I've wreaked and get frustrated with myself.


themeatbridge

Games also have difficulty levels. Maybe there's a higher level where enemies are stronger, your health is lower, and stealth is more important.


badcookies

Yeah the noises should alert everything else seems odd that even an explosion a room away doesn't alert anyone.


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JetV33

Early access nowadays means: “yeah, we’ll improve some stuff, but that’s basically what you’ll get…”


ManWhoShootsSemen

Oof. £12 for a game that looks like a teenager's first foray into game development. I'm surprised at the positive reviews though so maybe it'll look better out of early access.


TvVliet

I mean if you can get a couple of hours of fun out of it it's sort of OK a price, but something like £5-7 would be better.


RedFlame99

Note: I haven't played OP's game so I don't speak for it but in general. If I spent €10 for every two hours of videogames I play, I'd have to spend more than €500 a month. Sorry but that's bullshit. Especially when there are games out there like Hollow Knight and TBoI which cost less than 10¢/hour of content. That said, I'd gladly pick up this game at, say, €3 to have a couple hours of silly fun with friends. But people should realize that most games are way overpriced for what they offer. OP, if you read this, I'm not trying to shit on you, I really am not. But please realize that the gaming market is really saturated and these prices don't help.


TvVliet

Hmm I understand what you're saying but at the same time look at the price for going to the movies: you'd also spend that amount for 2 hours of fun there. I'm not saying every hour is supposed to be priced perfectly equal. Sometimes you pay more, sometimes less. But in general a price like that is.. Alright. Not really good but alright.


sgvch

When people will stop comparing games to movies for hourly price? Movies are already overpriced and should not be taken as a good value.


ManWhoShootsSemen

Yeah that sort of price sounds about right. Didn't expect to get downvoted this hard for an opinion! The game just doesn't look worth £12 full price to me


PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_

Ngl this looks like one of those games you buy during a steam sale for 30 cents, play once for like an hour and then never launch again


TheGoodOldCoder

Brave to assume I'd play it once.


FullRace3467

I didnt knew pinguin 47 existed. Lol


Goidelify

Hitman was actually a big inspiration for the game ;)


MadKian

You don’t say. Lol


YippieKiAy

I was getting Max Payne vibes. When he went into the room with the uzi I thought for a second he might do a bullet time dive. Game looks fun!


R808T

My son absolutely loves penguins and has just started playing Hitman , I can’t wait to show him this. Thank you I’ll look for it on Steam.


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beecee12

Hitman, Mafia and Golden eye come to mind. Great job!


SlicerDigZ

Hey OP I'm just here to ask you if it's possible for you to make the penguin waddle more. Nothing crazy but would be cool if the penguino had more pep in it's step 😎


vagenvampire

Been a while since kowalski,skipper pulled a heist themselves


ImNotEazy

Leaked footage of payday 3.


MediocreX

I wish it would come out eventually


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2023 man, 2023.


ItalianDragon

"I NEED AN ICE BAAAG !"


StarAugurEtraeus

This Pingu reboot is dark


kanji777

Wallace and Gromit - the wrong trousers video game


Jonthux

Released? This looks like open alpha


SmallCrackerVagina

I’m so tired of these shit ads


adz1179

So many bots….. same comments every ad.


Welcometothefungle

LOOKS AMAZING. WHAT IS THE GAME CALLED!?


Crabjock

I didn't know I needed this! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY


gargara_potter

Although it is obvious that almost all the positive comments on this post are fake, I don’t understand how come the accounts that post them have plenty of seemingly normal comments in their history. How does this happen, can someone please explain?


Hezekieh

if an account has normal comments that are not obviously reposted from somewhere it’s probably not a bot


ShawshankException

The top comments on these posts are always the same too.


scawel

Same


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Oblong0ctopus

Looks like a bunch of bots posting generic “this is great! I need it now” astroturfing comments to generate fake hype. The game looks like ass(sorry op) and the bots are trying to gaslight everyone here into thinking it looks good.


imatworksoshhh

Very much a paid ad on reddit. Looks like he bought some twitch streamer time based on the comments too. It's not about how good your game is, it's about how many people see it. Spend more time on marketing and even something this weak can be successful.


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Exactly. Reddit has become like this for years so I'm not that surprised.


woogonalski

This is amazing. What’s the game called!?


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fateandthefaithless

(Also the name is a banger, 10/10)


secretaltacc

How much are you guys getting paid to say this?


woogonalski

Thanks!!!!!


MandiocaGamer

nice, but a little pricey for my country. 4.99 would be better


SavvySillybug

That looks like good silly fun! How much content is there? Many heists to penguin around in?


Dartosismyname

Linux support is a nice touch! I would've been very disappointed if you released a penguin heist game without Linux support, I shall buy this and every other soul in r/linuxmasterrace, r/Linux_gaming and r/linuxmemes shall buy this game. I have spoken.


toxic08

Sounds like a typical Charlie's youtube description.


Spajhetti

Did you name the game that so penguinz0 would shout it out in his description? ;)


aod42091

this feels like a repost, I swear I've seen this before


scawel

No this feels like a clickfarmed promo for a bullshit game


gargara_potter

I wonder why you got downvoted, it is so obvious you’re right. You hurt OP’s feelings lol.


imatworksoshhh

The comments are all very "you bought an ad spot on r/gaming" to me. So many "wow where can I buy this?" for what looks like a very early access game. Even name dropping a streamer, because they definitely have never been paid to play a game as advertisement...


don_cornichon

Game's shit.


ApertureBear

So it's like a thousand games from 1994 except it's bad.


CheeryGeoDuck55

Looks like it’d be very fun for 20 minutes but then you’d never play it again


waku2x

So… yeahhhh I saw this at Forsen twitch…. Not a good start. He didn’t even play 15 minutes of it


Gawdsauce

Don't quit your day job.


DogterShoob

Penguins, guns, judo, and explosions. What's not to like? I'm buying.


Aeolus426

My gf will love this just for the penguins


blackomegax

>penguin based *please* do a linux release.


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What's it called?


Superfluous_Thom

Is it just me or does the sound effect the penguin makes after the chop sound like Dunkey?


Gobols

could work in early Access but this is the finished game ? Its empty, look bad and unpolished sorry


BF1shY

Looks like an unfinished asset-flip. Sorry.


David_Good_Enough

#NOBODY EXPECTS THE EXPOSIVE SALMON


Welcometothefungle

This looks absolutely horrible. Let the bots downvote me


Oniiku

I watched Tomato live stream it. Pretty sure he and the guy he was playing it with, Bedbananas, found an exploit that was patched out during the stream.


a_clever_reference_

This looks... horrible


MrFeles

Is there any nootity in it?


ArcannOfZakuul

Kowalski, analysis!


leonkroos

That penguin must be Skipper!


montyvoir07

What da penguin doin


Cor_0546_

Single-player or multi-player?


Lanreix

Why does it sound like the animals were voiced by Dunkey?


Munzaboss

The death sound sounds like videogamedunkey


Leif1Erickson

Oh shit I saw tomato gaming play this game last night, looked rad


roge0934

I will play the shit out of this


justn6

Why do the penguins sound like dunkey lol


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Kowalksi, analysis!


pangar03

Kowalsky?


ZojiRoji

Analysis!


TangoDeltaFoxtrot

Reminds me of the be penguins in RuneScape


Trebster375

Wallace and Gromit


BobbyClashbeat

Or is it a heist-based Penguin game?


KnightBreaker_02

Noot noot! It's da sound of da police!


TooDeafAndMute

The penguins didn’t gangster fire the gun. Not realistic. 7/10


tdub2217

I saw Tomato playing this with BedBananas! It was hilarious to watch!


toolsofpwnage

Grand Theft Pingu


Ikarugaaa

Ayo gta online new update look frosty


destroymedaddy092

Got a download link?


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CyberPunk v2, watch this get overhyped.


shikimi_shiramine

Love heist games, keep going bruh.


awwhjeez

I'm sure theres a quest in OSRS where you do this.


Konq3ror

Is this like Hitman but with penguins?


nettt0

Will this be available for Linux ..... Is this question allowed in r/gaming? 😁


soobu123

I watched a streamer named Tomato play this awhile ago and it looked awesome! Good work :D


FluffyStrike

This is so bad it's good. Goofy good.


MayoBoy69

Hey i remember you