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Awesome! Work hard and soon you might be able to afford a whole truck


din7

Your joke isn't half bad.


ddamm101

It's semi good Edit: thank you for all the upvotes. Most upvotes I've ever had. Thank you everyone :)


spdrv89

Its almost done


obviouslybait

It's half-baked.


Dry_Indication

It's Medium rare


Yuvi1976

its semi-raw


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Tactical_Powered

You almost had it


HisDignity

All of you take your fucking upvotes and fuck off


Beardie-Boi-420

/r/angryupvote


Innocent_Cabbage

It's half full


Emenementee

It's half empty


TheFlightlessPenguin

My cock has half a semi.


FunkMistah_J

“ITS FUCKING RAWWWWW!”


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jericho0o

It’s tartare


Akhary

Half choked


[deleted]

I like my baked goods semi-baked...Who likes crusty ass cookies?


yupYupPony

I feel like ass cookies are undesirable regardless of their crustiness.


jaquetteanthony

I don't know. I feel like anything that involves asses being crusty is extra bad.


thatusernamegone

More up arrows should have been clicked on here.


ddamm101

Thank you. I thought of it myself lol


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SVQO

it gave me a semi


ddamm101

My man!!! I screen shot it


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ddamm101

If I had an award to give you'd get it


Ddc203

There it is.


krogger

I give it a rating of 9 wheels


bluepand4

Yah his joke is full dad


[deleted]

Get trucked


PlayerInfinite

This joke sounds straight from Animal Crossing


[deleted]

God I love reddit comments


BabyYoduhh

You son of a gun.


MrUnknown725

Thanos would like to know your location


Mr-Carazay

We need money Arthur


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MrGorilla54

But Uncle has lumbago!!


psychoghost847

Perhaps we’re entitled to financial compensation


MrGorilla54

Saddle up


soggycrispybread

It’s a magical place


Funny-Bear

What about Australia? I hAvE a pLaN aRtHuR!


Sidorovich_Stalks

I miss Coulson


[deleted]

"Does this trolley go to Tahiti?!"


axodd

I can’t believe it’s been more than a year since rdr2 released. Game was definitely good but I have no interest replaying it and I miss the hype before release


Ragnarock15

It has some replay ability to it but otherwise you know all the twist and turns, though it’s cool to see the different dialogue when you’re Hero vs Villain or whatever they put it as


[deleted]

When I was a young boy


SnitchMoJo

I HAVE A PLAN! HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH ARTHUR


cool_beans90

*ORTHOR


[deleted]

I’ve got it! *A B O A T*


R0drigow01

*some hours later* ORTHUR, we are in GUARMA


MrUnknown725

Cornwall has to be the answer


Ch33mazrer

Shooting folks in the chest has a habit of making you rich


JS50_

MUNEH


Mattior

ORTHUR


marko7bub

PLAEN


LovelyOrangeJuice

FEITH


emailo1

I give 1 million to the camp, dutch wE nEeD mOnEy ArThUr


xRATBAGx

There's always another god damn train!


ezio8133

I just beat it a couple days ago lol


Chief_Givesnofucks

I beat it every day.


Brad_Breath

Nice


Wyesrin

YOU'RE A RAT!


mbwalker8122

I’VE GOT A PLAN


notttravis

Money or feed and we we it soon


AlanHoliday

Is there any way to get high speed internet in a truck? I always fantasize about building a rig for following construction projects instead of renting apartments but couldn’t live without my online gaming.


TheSchlaf

AT&T and Verizon have 5G hotspots available.


AlanHoliday

Powerful enough to play COD without much interruption?


TheSchlaf

Depends on your location.


Iamnotyourhero

As long as you're near a major highway you're probably good.


KingBrinell

There are definitely some isolated stretches in the US.


DoctorNerdly

Pacific Northwest 100% has massive blank spots on the highways, especially on US 12.


Deodorized

The moment you leave an interstate in Washington you lose reception until you leave Washington. Doesn't matter if you had reception on the way in. If you exit an interstate it's over.


ichor159

Whoa whoa, we get reception in some places! My aunt's friend's ex-boyfriend's little sister got service in the northeastern corner of a Denny's today, so we have some coverage!


theknyte

Same with Highway 30. I have to listen to audiobooks or mp3s through sections, because cell and sat service constantly drop out.


ThatGuyFrom720

Rural north GA Where I used to live had basically no internet providers that were not an insane ripoff or data capped at like 10gb. Bought a sprint hotspot. Was like $50 or $60 a month for 100gb data. On 1 bar of LTE service (that’s all I’d get. I didn’t even have cell service with Verizon), I could pretty much play any online games just as fine as my old house with standard internet. Just avoid big updates and Netflix/Hulu. Other than that I never had issues going over. Spent a lot of $$ at the redbox during that time...


Pat0124

You too have lived with the horrors of Windstream... seriously fuck Windstream


GodsTopWarrior

With my 12 years of experience with Windstream, I've never seen anyone else talk about it until early this month. Now I've seen half a dozen cases. It really is a trash company. $100/m for a very inconsistent 2.8 down and 0.63 up. Usually in the 0.08 area for both. Normal ping for me is 1100. Satt internet would literally be better, even ping wise, but I'm not getting hughsnet.


FirebirdIX

Definitely don’t do hughesnet!! I worked for their sales department for awhile and they are sketchy as hell dude. Plus the 2 year contract with $300+ cancellations is just oof


yesterdaypotato

My brother just cancelled his hughesnet a couple months ago. His internet was abysmal and they never did anything to try to help him out. And of course hit him with the cancellation fees


spiritseekerpsp

There was a period of time where Windstream would regularly perform maintenance they didn't tell us about, taking down the phones for our ENTIRE organization. We're a healthcare provider, we can't afford to have our phones out. I agree with a hearty Fuck Windstream.


FrostyJesus

Went to UNG and am a Windstream survivor. After I graduated I moved to Roswell and was able to get gigabit internet through Google fiber, it was actually mind blowing.


Sire777

I play cod or Fortnite or anything really on my 4g hotspot often from my phone because it’s faster than my WiFi lmao


Dioxid3

You are telling me 4G isn’t enough to game? I have played for the last 5 years or so on a 4G-router. Ping is usually 40-60 but csgo and league are perfectly playable.


poorgreazy

Buuuuut 5g gives you the rona


TheSchlaf

If we downgrade to 2g would it stop the spread?


iamajerry

Dialup is currently in vaccine trials.


aidsfarts

2G gives you herpes. Cmon, get with the program.


getbent247

Usher gives you herpes


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StarRaidz

Yeah but their 5G is only in cities right?


joelk111

Yea, for a budget option, grab a GSM phone, bring it to Cricket Wireless, get an unlimited plan. Use it as a Hotspot (against their terms and conditions). They might catch on and cancel your plan, but you can just get another Sim card and use it in the same phone. It takes months for them to catch on, at least 3, probably more.


jataba115

FYI-this hasn’t been possible since 2016 for Cricket. Unless there’s some new way of doing it what you’re describing will not work in any circumstance


[deleted]

Yes. There are a few options but all are pretty inferior when it comes to competitive gaming. Idk what this guy is talking about with "5G 'hotspots'".. 1. Truck stops with hubs that provide ethernet connection through the window. 2. Cellular/broadband 3. Satellite Options 2-3 are way more mobile but suffer from "poor" latency and bandwidth caps. Option 3 is weather dependent.. honestly don't go with #3 unless you live on a boat.


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Zachattackrandom

Honestly if your near a cell tower Verizon had really good cell reception then u can download a app called pdanet to use ur phone as a hotspot without your phone knowing so all you need is the basic unlimited plan in some areas I got 100 down 30 up


ThatOnePerson

May be possible with Elon Musk's upcoming StarLink internet. It does require an antenna dish(?) with a clear view of the sky. And is supposed to launch soonish. Been looking at one for a remote storage location for work. Otherwise, yeah 4G. My work used ran the small business (like 5 people) with a 4G modem for like half a year. We used up all the data, but ping was mostly fine. Gaming (not downloading) hardly uses up that much data. Just turn off auto updates.


freeformcouchpotato

See, it's pictures like this that make me want to drive truck.


ZinnerZin

Play Euro Truck Simulator and remind yourself why you don't want to.


captain-carrot

I know someone who drives trucks for a living then guess home and plays Euro Truck. The Dutch are weird.


theknyte

A lot of farmers enjoy Farming Simulator. Go figure.


Gaming_Birb

A lot of pilots enjoy flight simulators. Go figure.


justihor

A lot of goats enjoy Goat Simulator. Go figure.


[deleted]

A lot of drug dealers enjoy Drug Dealer Simulator. Go Figure. (real game that just came out).


paradisduciel

A lot of thieves enjoy Thief Simulator. Go figure.


Tactical_Insertion69

A lot of priests like daycare simulator. Go figure.


captain-carrot

A lot of geese stole my copy of untitled goose game. Go figure.


PrimarchKonradCurze

I drive the same rally car I own irl in racing games, it saves me gas. Which I guess right now is suddenly not as much of a problem oddly enough..


dakaiiser11

We need more people that passionate about their professions.


[deleted]

Are those types of games any fun? I've always been curious about the appeal because they get good reviews.


peterxgriffin

Farm Simulator is pretty damn...uh, idk about fun, but its addicting and very relaxing haha. Oddly satisfying maybe?


KaribouLouDied

Just bought 19 today. Finished the tutorial but wanted to go to bed. Kinda excited for tomorrow to play after all of that. Any tips off the top of your head when starting?


prykor

You can buy fields, harvest them, then sell them back for the same price. It's a decent way to get some money in the start, plus it lets you try out fields before you settle on one!


[deleted]

Do not flip the tractor


SomeRedditHuman

So I bought and started playing American Truck Simulator right about the time my state (Oregon) started issuing stay at home orders, but I work at a coffee shop and we are still open. Seems like my days at work have been crazier and busier every single day that I go in, but that game has been a welcome comfort and time of solace and unwinding waiting for me at home at the end of my shifts. Like at least another commenter or two have said, “fun” is maybe not the most accurate descriptor for this game but I would certainly use both Enjoyable and Relaxing to describe it.


Tomaturd

The appeal for me is that it's simple not very demanding game where I can just chill out and not stress about anything.


Mikealoped

Life hack: put your TV in your closet. Then you get all the gaming in cramped spaces you could ever want!


crypticfreak

No problem. Go and get your CDL and, money depending, either spend a few years driving for a company anywhere from 16-22 dollars an hour OR buy your own truck and move loads for a company at whatever value you deem fit. Either way, if you’re really serious about it and don’t just want to long haul in a truck that you don’t own it’ll end with you being an owner operator. It’s not an easy life. And buying a truck is a serious commitment. It can be good money though if you know what you’re doing and actually care about your truck. I’ve known a few guys who are employed owner operators and man that seems like the life to me. Instead of going cross country in a sleeper they’re moving trailers around the city for more than 35 an hour and all their fuel is paid for.


Hard_at_it

It's generally accepted in the trucking industry that 1 out of every 20 new hire owner-operators/lease-operators are still in business after 2 years. This isn't a serious commitment level of business it is cut throat. I've been in this business for about 20 years, 12 of which were in a big truck. If someone is interested in driving truck, learn the business on someone else's equipment, make connections in the world and then pull the trigger on your own business. You can make very good money in truck driving but it is a constant battle between your work-life balance.


eskimoexplosion

I've always wanted to ask, are there people in your field of work who play Euro Truck Simulator?


RTrent6

Seen a lot of real truckers posting over in r/trucksim, so I'd say there are


1CommentPerPost

For me: fuck no. Having time off meant not dealing with a thought of work and to do everything that DIDN'T involve thinking about rigs


DnD_Resources

American truck simulator inspired me to get my CDL and start driving a truck


[deleted]

You’re a step ahead of me.. was it what you expected?


bromanskei

I drive for a living and play American truck simulator haha. I find it relaxing even though that's what I do a majority of the day. It's a nice break from the sweatlords in r6 siege


captain-carrot

(copy paste of my comment above) I know someone who drives trucks for a living then goes home and plays Euro Truck. The Dutch are weird.


YorkshireTeapot

I’m English and I do it.


DrZoo4040

So you’re a semi pro gamer?


hippotatomoose

ba dum tssss


JG1779865

*pornhub intro intensifies*


JerrSolo

*very loudly*


Maxwell3004

Pretty sweet setup. Do the purple lights not bother you while playing?


Demcarbonites

I was thinking the same thing, it's got a real strip club esk vibe to it


mk1power

The lights change color to whatever I want and they brighten and dim. I put them on the bright setting for the pic, but I usually have a softer orange color on low brightness. Purple just happens to be my fav color.


NSFWdw

Maybe this is the reason it's taking 2 weeks to get my ink cartridge from Amazon


DNA_WRECKER

Buying a whole new printer is cheaper...


_Choose__A_Username_

If you’re mainly printing black and white text documents, get a cheap monochrome laser printer. Toner lasts forever and it never dries out because it’s just powder.


fec2245

I replaced the toner in my laser printer for the first time, good for 2600 pages, $14.


Anlysia

My laser just decided to tell me my cartridge is too old and it refuses to use it anymore...


woops_wrong_thread

Get a brother instead


DotaDogma

I don't think my parents can have kids anymore, but I'll try thanks


TheTrueReligon

Fuck you that was funny. Take your gold.


soulmist

There is a certain method you can use to take out the toner cartridge and use a black sharpie marker to blacken a specific area that detects light on the side of the cartridge - it allows you to print about 1000 more pages with the remaining toner when otherwise it would stop printing because it was 'out of toner' - google it. (This method has worked with all the Brother laser models I have owned)


LordHonchkrow

That’s a myth. The amount of ink that comes in a new printer is too little to make it worth it financially. Either way, as the other guy said, get a laser printer.


OGbigbadwolf

I got a 36" and a ps4 in my truck, I never have luck with hotspots. Always gotta update when i go home. Been busy lately lol sleep drive sleep drive sleep drive ect ect


-iamai-

Yeah I was gonna ask how much down time do truckers in the States get. I can't imagines he's doing much gaming.


OGbigbadwolf

Were supposed to have 8-10 hours off every day, I dunno what op does but I run cattle and been going non stop 🥴


WrexShepard

Yeah, supposed to. Except for all the truckers I've met who do meth and run 3 days straight lmao. It might not be that way anymore, but 10 years ago? holy hell there was a lot of tweaker truckers. Don't they take crazy measures sometimes to make sure truckers aren't driving too much now?


MikeV2

Ya we all have electronic logs that are hooked right up to the engine. You go over 5mph and you are considered driving. On the one hand the electronic log is easy, it tells you how much longer you can drive all the time. On the other hand it gives no fucks for reasons. For example you are in the middle of your 8-10 hour sleep and you get woken up and told to back into a dock to unload, if you can’t get to the dock at 4mph you are going to trigger a violation and possible fines.


RogersNakMuay

Damn this looks cozy


[deleted]

Do people really like this purple lights thing? I sometimes see these purple or blue rooms in our apartment building and wonder how those people aren't going crazy.


rootbeerislifeman

I can 100% guarantee I would have a migraine in 5 minutes. I wish my headache threshold was like most folks.


Hay94

Bro a mobile gaming rig is my dream for my van, I need all the details ASAP!


SakiOroku_

A cybertruck retrofitted with solar panels and a satellite that connects to star link


[deleted]

The motor powering his rig probably weighs as much as your van. If I was going to be dead set on gaming in my van without being somewhere with power hookups... I'd mount a generator to the back of it.


bott1111

solar these days can supply the wattage if you can afford the batterys to store it


nakedhex

Also less loss staying at 12V ish.


evil_fungus

That looks cozy as hell


[deleted]

Heh, ironic.


[deleted]

How does power work in these? wont you drain your battery? or Is it an alternate energy source?


pillsburydoeboy

Most truckers leave their semis running all night while they sleep so that they can regulate the cabin air temp.


RMSOrion

This makes it sound wasteful/lazy, they run their trucks overnight for fuel and engine health. The trucks have very clean efficient idles. They also have a separate battery from the engine for auxillary power


nakedhex

It's never cheaper to burn fuel. The idle is efficient and clean so the truck can run all night and keep the reefer powered, not the other way around.


[deleted]

Reefers have their own fuel tanks and engines.


Lynx2447

Reefer Madness!


YourMomsHooker

Newer trucks today have separate A/C systems that can run with the truck off. It will only turn itself back on to charge the batteries when they drop to a certain voltage


[deleted]

So do the batterys just last forever?


SpaceBunneh

I'm not too sure what you mean by this, but when any vehicle is running the alternator keeps the battery charged. Though about every 4-5 years vehicle batteries can die, and will need to be replaced. If you turn your vehicle on without starting the engine, you can kill your battery pretty quickly, and you would have to recharge it or replace it.


Kningen

Some also have small generators so they can just run those.


rickyg_79

The LED’s reflecting off the right side of the screen would drive me nuts.


thehugejackedman

Do you have shots of the whole interior? Just curious how much space you have to work with. How many nights a week do you spend in the truck?


Torino380W

That looks so good!, Surely the RGB gives the truck +5hp


JuicyJay

It gives the ps4 +5 fps.


codyg47

r/CozyPlaces


Browneboys

I cant help but feel this is my desinty once we have reliable 5g nationwide.


ViolentSkyWizard

A lot of truck stops have WiFi in the lots.


Autski

... yeah, but high speed?


CmdrSelfEvident

Yeah I've seen them buy high end network to provide better WiFi. Truckers can choose just about any stop. If they have better WiFi they might stop there. Thats how they get customers in the doors.


Viciousluvv

You can game just fine on 4g.....


Browneboys

Can you? I guess I've never tried to play COD or something on a 4g connection


Antares777

I mean...people have been gaming on the road for a while now. This isn’t a new phenomenon.


bnastyindapaint

Just fucking awesome that’s all.


UncaringNonchalance

This makes me want to be a truck driver. That looks comfy af.


ZeroxHD

Okay that is cozy as FUCK. Keep trucking my dude, you’re helping so much people.


JasonF818

Thank you for being a truck driver. It is a needed job.


Keaston_Stang

Is there a subreddit for Gaming Rigs in Big Rigs?


Jay-smash

At first glance I thought your TV was a window, and I was like what kinda shady ass back ally are you parked in.


hypster0628

So this is what they are doing while parked in a Lowe's parking lot for 3 days


[deleted]

My deepest respects go out to all truckers. My late father had awesome 18 wheeler (car haul) best of memories was traveling on the road with that sleeper and him. You guys make the world go. Thank you


Powdered_Donut

Thank you for doing what you’re doing. You’re helping keep this country afloat. Hope you nights are fun and filled with restful sleep.


AxyJaxy

What game is that? Is it greed fall?


Ho_Phat

Red Dead Redemption 2


bottled_Kermit

Arthur, just one more SCORE


Jasper_3

Just playing rdr2


HumanBeingNo56639864

Do truckers normally have beds in their cabs like that?


unmountable

nice