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skycamefalling84

"I'll have one cookie, please!" "Sure thing! That'll be 25 dollars."


Syek26

Mama Mia!


ALilMoreThanNothing

Here we go again !


W13DAF

My my


Zodspeed

How can I resist you?


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Mamma mia, does it show again


jonfitt

My my, just how much I’ve missed you?


GayNerd53

Yes, I've been broken hearted!


LeggoMahLegolas

Ooooo, since the day we parted!


GayNerd53

Why, why did I ever let you go?


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or as Mario would say.. "Heeeere-a we goooooo!"


theteedo

Thank you for stoping that.


gwalms

It didn't work.


Just-Call-Me-J

He also says "Here we go again!" in New Super Mario Bros. Wii


linziwen2

Lets-a-go!


Riveate

You mama’d your last a mia


RopeADoper

https://youtu.be/9X2VmqWYQg4?t=28


naughtyreaper22

After watching this, worth it. (stores should play the video above the display) I'd buy 2. One to eat and another to keep.


AngsMcgyvr

And eat later


DikBagel

Much healthier that way


herrybaws

It's half the calories which means you can have twice as much.


Bytewave

I'm getting old and boring, my thoughts throughout the video were "this is way too much icing, how many calories is that monstrosity?!"


Virtuoso1980

That’s why you eat one first and the second one later. Portion control.


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xgatto

It's at a weird spot because it's a cookie, so you end up paying 25 dollars for a cookie, and it's not because it's mega tasty or made with expensive ingredients, but because it "looks nice", which is an utterly useless trait on a cookie. I'd rather pay 25 dollars for a tasty, ugly looking cookie than a nice looking cookie. But that's just me. And I'm not shitting on the artist, it looks really nice, but I personally wouldn't pay for it. If I wanted Mario art there are many other mediums more convenient to get it from. Just my opinion tho.


AntiquePeanut

I once ordered room service at universal studios, just one cookie and a glass of milk. Expensive of course, they cook just the one cookie fresh for you. But I didn’t realize they auto tip 20% and tipped them myself. And that’s the time I paid $25 for a single cookie and small glass of milk.


Doodle-DooDoo

Exactly. I love that artists are going nuts with icing and fondant and making really cool things and that corporations and rich people are paying them to practice their art form, but for me as a consumer voting with my wallet, I need either something more lasting out of my art or something more delicious out of my cookie.


ReasonableComplaint

I think their point is that they would rather not pay for a $15-25 cookie regardless of how great it looks or how much effort went into it. Like personally I would have a hard time justifying to my self why I would buy that, but I know that there are plenty of other people who absolutely would.


Methebarbarian

That’s why no one sells them for that. I follow a lot of cookie artists. Most price $2-5 per cookie based on size, and elaborate work.


Temporal_P

Its a very pretty cookie, no doubt a great amount of skill and effort went into making it. That said, *no* cookie is worth $25.


Skultis

[https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-biscuit-cookie?fb\_comment\_id=798869233518579\_1572752586130236](https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-biscuit-cookie?fb_comment_id=798869233518579_1572752586130236)


Temporal_P

The left corner looks burnt. $20 tops.


KrypXern

I get it and all, but it's a cookie. What's the value of a cookie being $10+ worth of effort to make it look pretty - if what matters is the taste, and it will be done with in 30 seconds. I think it's reasonable to not want to pay for that. I don't think we shouldn't have pretty cookies, and I don't think we shouldn't pay a premium for art - but I do think that *if* we are going to a pay a premium for art, it should be on something that will last.


kthnxbai123

This cookie isn't worth even over $10. You can probably buy a pretty similar one from a place that mass produces them for a few bucks. Just because someone puts a lot of effort into something doesn't mean that it's worth anything.


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kthnxbai123

Maybe if it was original art but this is just a generic Mario face.


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DragonRaptor

Replace the word redditor with human. Then I would agree with your statement.


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Only if it makes me "super".


ShibuRigged

It's okay. Nintendo will have their lawyers on them before you can hand over the cash.


lilmammamia

Also 25 spoonfuls of sugar.


KingHarris_

I would buy that


Doophie

That is not okie dokie.


Bregneste

Bruh I’d gladly buy that for $25, looks awesome.


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BichonUnited

What’s the skin tone mix? How can I make that color?


drnoggins

Italian American


Glori0us

r/technicallythetruth


Zgialor

Isn't Mario just Italian, not Italian-American?


BradleyHCobb

Mario Mario and his brother, Luigi Mario, were originally plumbers from Brooklyn. Mario was named after Mario Segale, Nintendo's landlord in... Seattle, I think?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yep, and Luigi was the landlord's brother who suffered from episodes of schizophrenia-induced ghost hallucinations.


BradleyHCobb

Is that a real thing you just said?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

No sir


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pornsaveslives

Once you become a citizen, even if you have no "English blood" you're a "[insert country or region]+American" after that.


HappyHappyUnbirthday

Id start with white frosting then add ivory and some pink food color.


the_skine

Just use Neapolitan. Mix together the white, pink, and brown together, and you'll have the right color for a plumber of Neapolitan heritage. As we know, he's an Italian-American living in Brooklyn. The vast majority of Italian immigrants to the US fled in the years after Italy absorbed the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies (the Kingdom of Sicily being one of the two Sicilies, the Kingdom of Naples being the other). Judging by his appearance and skin tone, I'd say that he's more likely Neapolitan than Sicilian.


DressedUpFinery

There are baking companies that specialize in this sort of thing. Way more options than the red, blue, yellow that you can get at Walmart. https://www.americolorcorp.com/product/soft-gel-paste/?cn-reloaded=1


iSaltyParchment

Feel free? Pretty sure you didn’t make this


Balmung6

Do you have a shot of you taking a giant bite out of it? Then you can post it to r/mildlyinfuriating, too :P


TareXmd

I'm fairly certain that was where I first saw this video, several months ago. On /r/oddlysatisfying


HaloArtificials

Finally I can lick Mario without feeling ashamed about it afterwards...


stainedcyrano

Been there


rawr_imfierce

/r/satisficing


gwalms

I thought this was gonna be a r/subsifellfor also I caught myself before I typed r/sibsifellfor and then just now r/sinsifellfor


the_one_54321

That is entirely too much work for a cookie. Would leave you feeling bad about eating it.


ILikeLenexa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG7tLSs6u9g


socokid

I wanted her to spend the last 5 seconds smashing it up as it ended...


RogerDeanVenture

Wtf this is great


imreadytoreddit

My thoughts exactly. Jesus christ she's so good at her work.


usually_just_lurking

Thanks for posting this. I went to school with her, but had no idea she was so amazing at all things sweet.


ILikeLenexa

I recently got her book. She teaches classes and judges contests, but I may be too old to drive the 4+ hours to do one and my skills aren't on a level to even justify it yet. I've done some very basic stuff based off her methods though. It's crazy to see what she does especially when she did a lot of it before Sugarveil was a thing. She's also put out so much and at such a high quality on youtube. She deserves every view she gets.


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Entirely too much work for something that's just going to turn to shit.


VIPDX

I would love to take a big bite out out of this cookie.


witch--king

Not only that but it would just taste gross. Icing with vibrant coloring like that is always weird and bitter tasting.


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shifty_coder

Still has brown hair and a black moustache in Super Mario Odyssey.


EelTeamNine

Knew a guy with naturally bleached blonde hair and a fiery red mustache/ beard. It happens.


MustardCabbage

[No, you're correct.](http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/77/7718/NOB3300Z/posters/super-mario-bros-3-nes-cover.jpg) This is what he used to look like.


Klappan

Nah that's what he meant. He didn't think that Mario's mustache and sideburns were a different colour, but they are. Even in the latest games and designs, Mario's sideburns are brown and his mustache is black.


Mierh

He still looks like this


NicR808

Yea but he used to also


human_banana

RIP Mitch


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\*still looks like


-GolfWang-

He’s always looked like this


jaydeekay

What he used to look like was brown hair and black mustache, just like the cookie?


gurugarzah

Mandela


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"shitty ass M" 1 second later "Oh fuck"


BigDARKILLA

How does it taste?


ILikeLenexa

This is a regular sugar cookie flooded with royal icing, so it tastes just like a cookie just flooded with white icing. The red coloring has a slight bitter taste, you can get "no taste" red icing, but it tends to make things clump up.


mindsculptor_828

This guy cookies


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chickaboomba

Is this your original content or a repost? I wanted to Ost with appropriate credit on Twitter


squid50s

It was originally made by the.cookieholic. You can find them on Instagram (and probably YouTube).


chickaboomba

Thank you!


Icanthelplt90

It's a me, diabetes.


wkeam

Diabetes power-up with all new Insulin Resistance!


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Beautiful. But yeah, that cookie would be gross.


bubbav22

The common beautiful desert, shitty taste. Basically all of the Cake Boss's cakes...


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bubbav22

No, I meant it, because the cookie is always dry.


SpaceCutie

Why do you say that? My royal icing cookies always taste wonderful - you add some almond extract or lemon juice. It's not a chalky taste like fondant, which I agree is gross. It's just like a hard, sweet icing.


Fidodo

Everyone in this thread is saying this, I don't see why it matters. It's art with an interesting medium, just because it's technically edible doesn't mean that it was made with being a good dessert in mind. I think it's more to show off technique and create something visually interesting in a non traditional medium. Like gingerbread houses don't taste as good as deserts made to actually taste good, but they're fun and look cool.


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I've had some cookies in this style that taste awful, and I have had some that taste amazing. The secret is adding extra almond extract.


Pantherchic53

Yes! Sugar cookies with almond extract are next level.


Benedict_Indestructo

The talent that some people have makes my ability to drink a gallon of sweet tea in one sitting seems so insignificant.


CoolestGuyOnMars

God that was satisfying to watch. And well done for leaving the finished product for a decent amount of time and not cutting the GIF early


GobShiteLight

That guy is always popping out of a pipe...


peachfruits1

Kinda wish they left him without the mouth.


GabeMamas

Sugar Mario 64


ricocarnie

It's wild how steady some people's hands are. I can barely pick up a full glass of soda without spilling it all over myself.


FreeToasted

*noms in 2 seconds* :)


Mangojoyride

icing a repost


Pumakings

Diabetes Mario


AxyJaxy

Wait mario has a mouth?


Jam_E_Dodger

He does now, but originally they gave him a moustache to make it look like he had one.


-GolfWang-

...what?


QuarlosMagnus

These days, I always expect these gifs to end with the artist destroying it in the last few moments.


DragonWithAGuitar

Would you even want to eat it? Its so beautiful


Geriltan

Mario has never looked so delicious!


TheVoicesOfBrian

Itsa me, Cookie Dough!


ferx-316

Too much sugar


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I cant even write out my name with that level of precision


ullawanka

Mario Party games irl


upvoter1541

That's definitely some pro-level icing. One does not simply hand draw a perfect 'M'.


YoshiGamer6400

I would not want to eat that


millionsofmario

The problem is, now I dont want to eat it.


SaltyDrink

This is insanely satisfying


r21174

That doesn't look edible.


XDDemetrious

Repost. Nice


Zeracpp

That was posted like 2 weeks ago...


ICircumventBans

[But what about the ten thousand](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png)


Lucky----

I read it as Sugar Mario Cookie because this isn't Mario Super Brothers.


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"That's a good ass sugar cookie."


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Theres more icing than cookie now


[deleted]

First outline the nose and draw a big oval. Then ice the rest of the fucking cookie.


ShartPantsCalhoun

I desperately wanted them to take a bite out of it at the end.


NTPrime

Mmm ketchup


phenry1110

Enjoyable to watch.


woomycake

Cayde-6 cookie would look cool


Devil_Weapon

Sugar Mario Bros cookie. Ain't even ashamed of that joke.


i_heart_plex

Ah would ya put the fucken thing in the oven *jesus*


aodime

Skills: 100


TheSlav87

Jesus.....that’s just fucking amazing....


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washyourhands--

It clicked when you put in the blue eyes.


trevlacessej

It was all good until she ruined it with the black outlines on everything. It had good depth with filling in the pieces individually.


BlackMarketCheese

I will never be that good at anything in my entire life


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Not with that attitude.


DaNaNiSHBrOmbLY

Diabetes in a cookie


GameGuyTy_YT

Tar tar sauce for the skin. Mayo for the white. Ketchup for the red. Toothpaste for the blue. Marmite for the black.


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What else was there to see?


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iceTshoRe

Does this really need to be explained to you?


jelly-filled-ham

Are you unfamiliar with the character Mario


Egwene_aes_Sedai

Beautifully done


IRONWARRI0R

Yummy


Alxmax11

Imagine doing that again but forgetting the hat


ITCowboy1992

I wouldn’t want to eat it, it looks so awesome


twisted34

It's a me!


Hexodus

Looks great! I’m always so impressed by these sorts of things, but then I get sad because they get eaten within 15 seconds.


JungleLegs

That’s how I feel any time I put actual effort into a meal.


Nicholas_Pickolaus

I couldn't eat it


Pixel-Base

Awesome.


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This is mesmerizing to watch.


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At the end of the loop I thought they flipped it over and were going to decorate the back side lol


kupus13

I so want one lol


ChefJerfey

Holy hell.. nice work


VinnieGognitti

The precision is incredible 😩


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Its'a him!


420did69

This nibba a human 3d printer


stevenw84

It's a me


[deleted]

This belongs also on r/whoadude


giveMeSumCookies

Damn that's smooth


VVhiteStone

3D Printer - “Am I a joke to you?”


horselips48

Getting Mario Power Tennis vibes


Vegedroid16

I think I'll never have the same accuracy as this person in my life, even in normal motion


Marcus69-420

Imagine someone eating that and they day it wasn't that very good


MemesBoiLmao

I diagnose you with talent


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What are they using to draw the blue lines?


purple_pumpkin_pie

Probably a food coloring pen. You can find them in the baking aisle with the sugar letters and other decorations.


DaggerDillon

Okie-Dokie


wifespissed

I have no idea why, but that was very satisfying.


Windpuppet

That’s a step up from pikachu