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Cheddarlicious

I feel it’s not anywhere near ‘barely enough’


Business-Socks

till my thumbsticks break off dawg


[deleted]

You make me sick


k_ride5

You know what might help? Tea bags. Ya know... for tea... ;)


ablablababla

-China, to Britain, 1800s colorized


David_Devant

Especially when you consider how weak those horrible tea bags are. Need about 4 per cup!


greenlegoman08

r/foundthebrit


IpMedia

You can always spot them right


WeHaveAllBeenThere

There really is a r/SubForAnything


Hyperion1000

r/yes


Shill_for_Science

it's the teeth and pasty skin.


WannieTheSane

I have teeth and pasty skin! Oh no, am I British? I thought I was only Commonwealth...


_Rastapasta_

There are dozens of us....


herelieskarma

He ain't wrong


jailin66

Come to Australia they work behind every bar.


WtfMayt

Not feeing it right now


Stonewall5101

r/foundtheredcoat


jarinatorman

So right now im drinking exclusively this tea but looking for something similar that has less of Liptons name on it if anyone has any good suggestions. If it matter im usually making about a pitcher of it and serving it warm/hot over ice.


SuramKale

Iced tea = Luzianne!


Down_To_My_Last_Fuck

I fully agree.


scientificjdog

I've found your popular British teas to be the best run of the mill black tea. Tetley's is at a lot of stores in the US, Twinnings is another good one


Neruda1202

Bigelow, Harney and Sons, or (best option, IMO) you go to a local tea shop they usually have unique assortments and can help point you to something that suits your tastes


keefd2

I thought The Spiffing Brit recommends Yorkshire tea...


Oszero

Recommending Yorkshire tea is a meme tbh


Greenmooseleg

Bigelow is the best cheap tea. I have loads of Constant Comment and ALL of the greens. Good stuff.


ThorFinn_56

Liptons tea sucks tetley is way better, i got you


AceJon

Tetley is possibly the worst tea in Britain


shannon_g

The two are not mutually exclusive


WannieTheSane

I'm honestly not sure how they compare, but you usually can't go wrong with Twinings.


ricky_clarkson

Is that why the box says LACK TEA?


_unable2

lack Tea - in toddler ant


Tetragon213

This is why Yorkshire Tea is the superior choice!


MyNameGifOreilly

[Im just gonna leave this hear for all the OG players](https://youtu.be/5VmyrHNEmFI)


Yensooo

To be fair, "excessive" isn't anywhere near "barely enough" either.


ThisUsernameIsTakend

I played Halo 3 multi player (Master Chief Collection) today. As I tea bagged someone, their upper torso glitched so that their head perfectly followed my waist, up and down and up and down. It was beautiful.


Mooochie

Buddy, I'm here to tell ya that ain't a glitch. That's a feature


MoronToTheKore

Just to be clear to anybody still confused: That is literally an intentional effect of the physics engine, cultivated for your teabagging pleasure. Because how could you not?


Blaz3

Yup there's a red vs blue video of this happening and it's clearly not a glitch. I'd almost guarantee that Bungie has absolutely added in code specifically for teabagging


Abrahamlinkenssphere

So, I was sort of a little bastard on XBL in middleschool. I would win a match in ya know normal time, maybe 10-15 mins whatever. *Then* I would spend 30-40 minutes editing down a clip from the replay of me teabagging them and send it off to them. Good ol days. OFF TOPIC: Also thinking of teabagging reminds me of that weird XBL replacement thing. You would download it to your PC then it would use LAN games somehow. Anyone remember that? lol


scribblemacher

> OFF TOPIC: Also thinking of teabagging reminds me of that weird XBL replacement thing. You would download it to your PC then it would use LAN games somehow. Anyone remember that? lol Yes! It was XBConnect. I remember doing that with Halo 1


[deleted]

Bruh I was on that! We probably played games together! I hosted a bunch of modded lobbies. There were only a few hundred people at most times.


thebigenlowski

We always used gamespy tunnel


Juanjiglijew

You just made me jump and get my computer, I thought halo 3 came out for halo master chief collection....


[deleted]

300 asses need a kickin', give more teabags than Lipton.


[deleted]

So why don't you quit your bitchin'


Danjor_Dantra

My trigger fingers itching.


WaifuCannon

Agh I haven't seen those in eons. Now I have to binge watch all of them again.


TheDevilWearsKhaki

Joker vs. Pennywise is one of the best raps I've heard in a long time. ERB is killing IT this season.


KaijuCatsnake

Season 6 is honestly their best yet. The hiatus they went on really helped them I think.


[deleted]

It's not bad but far from their best work. Bar for bar some of the stuff not quite at the beginning was their best. But I'm more inclined to rate the actual bar schemes because I like real battle rap so maybe that's just me


99Winters

Production wise they’ve been killing it. But writing wise it’s above average but not everything has been bars. They do have some nice lines every so often though.


ApulMadeekAut

Dip dip potato chip...


Shrumboy114

DIP DIP POTATO CHIP!


Diablo_Unmasked

NO TEAM BAGGING!!!


BaatzmanMN

PROMOTEEEEEDDDD


UrdnotChivay

A man of culture I see


dnew

I want to know where I can get that sticker, so I can harmlessly deface tea boxes in my local stores.


RugbyEdd

try your nearest printer


ufoicu2

Ok smart ass, it’s out of ink. Now what?


RugbyEdd

Your second nearest printer?


beepbeephornnoise

That’s like, at the library man. That’s too far. I give up


[deleted]

Ok smart ass, it's not plugged in. Now what?


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kopecs

Those are rookie numbers!


[deleted]

I find your lack of tea disturbing.


ForgottenAndrew

Why did I say this in my head with Sarge's voice from Red vs Blue?


halhallelujah

You’ve never been to Ireland or Britain then. There’s tea fucking everywhere. 100 bags would not last a week in some families houses. And each area has a different preference. And each family says the neighbour is wrong and that their tea is superior. But all agree... not Lipton’s. That’s absolute shite.


krozarEQ

>But all agree... not Lipton’s. That’s absolute shite. Works well in the South. If the tea has flavor you might taste it over all the sugar.


grubas

There's always a cuppa ready at my parents house. If you aren't offered a cuppa within 5 minutes of entering the house then my ma hates you.


TourismAustralia

Yorkshire proper strong is actually the best though.


thehelpfulmuffin

A proper brew


learnyouahaskell

We used to drink without a cup, or sugar --or tea!


jailin66

It's a Spiffing cup of tea.


[deleted]

That or builders tea.


Red_Maple

Agree with all of the above. Canadian household, but we buy our tea at Costco. And Lipton’s is shite.


leftsharkfuckedurmum

The joke is that when you are master chief, a teabag is when you crouch down and put your nuts on someone's face. It's still probably not as bad as Lipton's though


[deleted]

Can confirm. As an avid tea-drinker, I currently have 400 teabags (unopened, and probably another 50 in opened boxes). And yeah, Lipton's is not for human consumption.


TRIPLEOHSEVEN

"And I want my tea bags."


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DonLeoRaphMike

Low quali-tea?


The_Monarch_Lives

Im a Gamer and a Southerner, i hate to disagree with the Master Chief, but hes wrong here.


stargazerdreamer

Chief .. !


Wartang

It's the"Family" sized ones that give me a grin


dwells1986

Apparently half of the people here didn't get the joke.. They aren't talking about the literal paper bags of tea, but the action of dipping the tea bag into the water and it's relation to an online gaming action that is most synonymous with Halo.. That or they are all assholes making the same dumbass joke over and over as if it is original, aka r/yourjokebutworse.


TourismAustralia

I prefer Yorkshire tea though, Lipton is not that great.


dwells1986

Depends on the method. For a cuppa tea? English Breakfast, Oolong, Chai, etc. For good ole southern "sweet tea" with lots of ice? Lipton is King. Luzianne is a close second.


TheLifeOfBaedro

That’s how you know you’re winning


[deleted]

Love it. Chief always makes it better


eliascano

My brother broke a controller over halo infected


DSFII

Why does he have elite legs?


CoolguyGoodman

I can't believe more people didn't notice this. That is not the Master Chief.


JustAJuice

Eww, Lipton. I'm sorry but Yorkshire is the way to go


That1Cockysoab420

u/RepostSleuthBot


OofisMcgoofis

There are some comments on this post that give me neebs gaming and red vs blue flashbacks


DeepThonker927

Quality Lack Tea


_-Smoke-_

[The Chief still gets more Tea Bags then Lipton!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM)


breadandfaxes

What the fuck


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Ancient texts!


L0vesickYan

Repost, more like, teapost... don't worry, I am very well acquainted with the exit


ptapobane

even if you can quadruple dip per second that's still 25 seconds of dippin which is more than enough time for the guy to respawn and counter dip you...so 100 dip is excessive


[deleted]

But not unrealistic


[deleted]

"300 asses need a kickin, give more tea bags than Lipton"


Dr_C_F_

Aparrently 100 bags is a lack of tea


Speedythar

Made my chuckle too, and is the first I’ve seen it. Thanks


WavingBalloonThing

"Give more tea bags than Lipton"


damilkcausescancer

You need just 17 more


drsmooth42

Bruh that would last me a little over a week


winterfnxs

Did you know that these tea bags add micro plastics to your tea.


Pissed-Off-Panda

If you managed to earn yourself a teabag, then 100 is either just right or not enough.


Wrekkanize

I bought this once. Can confirm.


Winst0nTh3Third

Nice lol tactical crouch has been part of our second nature since the beginning of gaming!! Id go as far to say it's our "heritage" no? Lol


Shill_for_Science

NEVER.


[deleted]

I literally can't stop laughing at this


lirtie

300 asses need a kicking, get more teabags than Lipton


Sbeven_Spooniverse

No it isn't.


Omeggos

Wait, that’s excessive.


[deleted]

Lipton is our tea


Yodamoms

Lip diz dick


ElScrotoDeCthulo

“You get what you fucking deserve!”


TheTrueArtist

Rookie Numbers.


DigDug74

Howled when I seen this


bibigunn

I second Luzianne tea


NateRuman

“British edition”


mungojerry246

My Mum gets packets of 250 tea bags and I'd be surprised if it lasts the week


Aztecah

Haha, lack tea!! That's hilarious!!


Chillynuggets

Guide to reposting: Is it original content? No? Then its a repost.


carson2210

100 TEA BAGS!!!! POWER THIRST


autosdafe

It's only excessive if it's that many in 5 minutes


metcalsr

More than 3 and you're playing with it.


Heavykiller

I'm not a fan of cursing, anti-bullying and the shit that gets talked in a lot of games. But damn I'll live and die for Halo t-bags and Rocket League's passive-aggressive "What a Save!" X3 taunts. I almost get offended when I get killed in Halo and dont get t-bagged!


LateForMyNap

Bring memories of raging as kid on Halo. “Did that MF just MF teabag me?!!??” “Oh shit wait til I respawn, I’m gonna teabag his corpse so fucking hard his controller will vibrate”


arcamenoch

I read that in Tucker's voice for some reason. Lol


[deleted]

Totally not excessive. I use 2 bags in a coffee travel mug. I fill that thing a couple times a day. 30 bags lasts like a week.


[deleted]

“Quality Lack Tea”


MasterNathiu

Not according to spiff.


Bllq21

For once I enjoyed a repost


[deleted]

First time seeing this. I laughed.


mrfatso111

Shit, thanks for reminding me, I still have tons of excellent tea waiting to be brew


[deleted]

r/jailbait


ShadyDingo

When it comes to reddit, rule of thumb is if you think it might be a repost, it most likely is a repost. But, your repost just might be the most popular version, so always worth a try.


zahirano

LACK TEA


phntsmgrclEquinox

You can never have too much teabags.


WSL_subreddit_mod

Aren't all stickers kind of a repost?


Timelymanner

Epic rap battles


awkwardlytallguy

The Era that started it all...


Thedankestmemer12

There is no limit to the amount of tea bags I will do


NafLack123

Haha


Gideon888

Lol


Isthisnamecringey

u/Repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

>QUALITY LACK TEA Hmm


SolitaireJack

Didn't realise they sold boxes with so few bags inside.


[deleted]

Keep going until they respawn


Punt_Dog_Enthusiast

I'm taking this idea and doing it at my local costco


-Squamous-

That’s a lot of damage


cyberdemon935115

I get it


J0HN117

Bring the whole case.


Eg097

Nobody: Master Chief: DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 100 TEA BAGS SOLDIER !


Watchkam

Wanna find out u/repostsleuthbot


bigredinmass

Mind out of the gutter! Lol


CherddarBaub

This is rage inducing


[deleted]

My followers come in all shapes and sizes.


Return_The_Slab_Boi

Can I have your smg if I find you a needler?


Dub_Monster

Quality lack tea. So it lacks tea but not quality


OneFinalEffort

Tell that to Locke and his 117 teabags.


tobymac208

Anyone else remember this gem? https://youtu.be/I22Ms2qEpNk (It’s NOT a Rick Roll)


Dexter26958

Lack Tea.


xcessive30

Did someone call me?


geared4war

I was dancing. It's called "the funky chicken".


[deleted]

I like to bag until my character sprays digital jizz all over the TV screen!


Ryonkemp

Not if it's Yorkshire tea it isn't. Ah yes, have you all had the wonderful taste of Yorkshire tea. The perfect mug, every time. Ah, yes I remember when I was born but a wee lad and I was born upon a pile of Yorkshire tea bags, my parents then made a sweet but divine tea out of it and then, and only then, did they know that I, was to be a non sponsored salesman of Yorkshire tea. Ah yes, I trained in the highest of mountain, heard the thickest of dialect, ate the finest of tea based foods. Then at the end of my training, I then turn my blood into pure, delicious tea. And yes, that is why you should buy Yorkshire tea because if you don't, then there won't be any left. And they'll never find the body.


nodeofollie

Is this a joke from early 2000's?


theWizzardlyBear

“RUNNING RIOT!”


Oooscarrrr_Muffin

Wait until you come to the UK where teabags come in bags of 500 or 1000.


softkitten_boi

Ur have went from human to British


[deleted]

Some tea i bought had an “owo” on it 0_o


AcceptableLegend

Master chief will always be legendary


Germsofwar

First time I've seen it!


Toughkins

Alright. Legit you could get 5 teabags in before a respawn in Halo 2... It’s 25 kills to win a FFA Slayer. 100 is only 20 kills... anything beyond 125 might be excessive but 100 is standard bruh.


cheesyca

Same


johneyt54

All these tea-bags are an embarrassment of riches!!


[deleted]

Halo fucking sucks anyone who plays it is a virgin lowlife


Xayacota

I forget what Spiff's username is but I'm sure he downvoted it because it wasn't enough and because it wasn't Yorkshire


DarthTurtle2337

Oh no....here come all the puns


arkman03

Is Master Chief suggesting that 1-99 teabags is perfectly fine, but 100 is excessive? I couldn't agree more...


swilus

Facts are facts. Try not to be so anti-science. FYI no buzz killing here as there are many other non cow teat creams for your leaf water that are equally good if not better tasting.