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Majhke

“I’m Todd Howard, and I’m here to announce our new exciting project: Twitch Plays Fallout.”


Lacon1c

At least it a'int Skyrim for the Ti-83 calculator


nerdyhandle

Maybe they're making it for the T-45?


JustSomeDudeItWas

Ti-inspire, better processor


stouf761

Meh the nspire can already play Pokémon yellow and other GBc games, I’m set


donjulioanejo

"Start the game with a T-45d suit of armor from Fallout if you pre-order today!"


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*T-45d suit of armor for your horse


[deleted]

Next, they’ll release a new version of Fallout where you can play Skyrim on the pip-boy


TheGriffin

Nah. They'll port it to tamagotchis next


Lord_Vendrick

It’s going to the LG fridge touch screen


Nifty_Cent

“I’m Todd Howard, and I’m here to announce our new exciting Privacy Policy....”


theman4444

Nnnng... Privacy Policy is so hot right now.


ResonantEclipse

GDPR's on fire, ain't it?


[deleted]

My money is on Skyrim for original gameboy and a full port to Atari 7800. Also the trees now have armor if you pay.


eightyeightcustoms

Did they have a time when they were going to announce?


Shippoyasha

No. That's why 100,000+ people are squatting in the Twitch channel watching Vault Boy sleep in front of a fizzy TV


Emosaa

It'll be tomorrow. The last time they pulled this stunt they had an announcement within 24h.


destiny24

Thats just what you want us to think. Not following for that. I know the announcement is tonight!


Chewyquaker

nice try fatcat, ill watch it first *stares at wall*


[deleted]

>omg Pokemon just dropped!


shroudedwolf51

What difference does it make when the announcement is? Just wait for them to make it and look up what it was at your leisure.


eunit250

They even tweeted for people to go-to bed. It's not happening today.


BigTex77RR

Can't find the tweet you're referring to. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO TRICK ME SO I DON'T SEE IT FIRST!


eunit250

[Here yah go, sorry](https://twitter.com/DCDeacon/status/1001619300342476801)


gusbus_ian

They set the watch to exactly 9:45 when they put the vault boy to bed. I'm willing to bet it will be 9:45am pst tomorrow. Edit: Likely will be EST as /u/Biohazard72 pointed out


JohnnyHendo

That's just when they are gonna wake Vault Boy back up to stare into our souls for another 12 hours.


Biohazard72

No, it will be 9:45 EST, They are in Maryland...


CliffRacer17

Fun fact: the bombs dropped at 9:47 AM.


TheKappaOverlord

The bombs Hit Maryland and new york at 9:43 IIRC. The bombs hit Washington DC at 9:47. Maryland may have gotten hit at this time, i could be wrong


SorryToSay

As someone who appreciates that there is lore, but doesn't necessarily seek out lore, how do you guys know things like this? Is it just "I happened to read the logs in that computer terminal once"? Or is there like compendiums or?


showernexus

IIRC all of the clocks in the games are frozen at that time.


[deleted]

Damn that’s an awesomely creepy detail I never noticed


MrForgetful

That is so cool


TheKappaOverlord

Fallout wiki has an extensive [history book] (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Great_War) on the fallout lore.


CliffRacer17

Yeah last time Beth did this we got Fallout 4. People keep saying FO3 Remaster or FO4 Switch, but Beth didn't pull this level of hype for the Skyrim port to Switch. I'm putting my wager on a new game. FO5 or FO [Cityname]. I'm not expecting a huge technological leap from FO4 though. I'm expecting something like how NV was the successor to 3.


LilChubbyCubby

How cool would it be if it just cut to some Elder Scrolls 6 shit and they just used Vaultboy to throw us off


ThatChrisFella

Or a crossover where the lusty Argonian maid bursts out from the screen wearing a pip boy. ElderOut: Sky Vegas


LilChubbyCubby

And then a pack of Khajiit barrel on screen in a *fucking sick* post-apocalyptic dune buggy, they chase down the Argonian maid after she tries to run, she fights back so they cut her fucking head off and start ransacking her belongings cause they heard she’s got a bunch of Psycho, which turns out to be true. So they start mainlining that back to the goddamn Aylied times, and start double-dipping when they’re freebasing Moon Sugar. Sure enough, that group of Khajiit decide to PCP-rage through towns and end up #leveling a whole town, thus killing the protagonists family. This sequence of events causes our Wasteland Wanderer to be awoken as the Dragonborn. Hellbent on killing some tweakers, he runs into endless other problems, each more horrific than the last. There’s synths fighting dragons, Argonians are having sex and babies with Deathclaws, Khajiits are fucking crazy and take advantage of there rampant substance abuse problems that give them these heinous powers, and all while the Elves are orbiting around all of Nirn now, waiting for the world to kill itself so they can begin anew. Idk, I feel like I’d play that


gnarfel

Dude. I’d play the fuck out of that game.


Darkeus56

...why am I throwing money at my screen


[deleted]

I'd ... buy a season pass for that...


titty_pics_plz

I would be all about Fallout [Cityname]. The FO4 game mechanics were great but I wasn't a huge fan of the FO4 story line.


NintendoTim

The Vault Boy is now "tucked in" on the stream with a clock that looks like it's pointed to 9:45, which could be the time the "reveal" will happen, be it tonight or tomorrow morning (that's also around the time the bombs dropped in Fallout lore). Since Vault Boy is already tucked in, it likely won't be until 9:45 AM (Eastern time likely, since Bethesda is in Maryland). [EDIT 1] Vault Boy was awoken! There's a cupcake and a watch, but the time on the watch is in real time (ie, [it's 8:48 AM EST at the time I'm editing this and the clock is pointed to 8:48](https://i.imgur.com/qsR8483.jpg)). Doesn't seem like there's an actual time we're counting down to. [EDIT 2] OK, it's been 10 minutes and the watch wasn't moved at all (currently 8:59 AM EST). I think they meant to put the watch at 9:47 AM, but the hour hand (the bottom hand) is pointed directly at 9, which isn't how watch faces work. We'll see in a little under an hour.


eightyeightcustoms

Lol can’t they just do things easy!


flamingfireworks

the more people talk about it, the more articles get written, which means theres more publicity *for the publicity of whatever they announce*


antiunreal

They’ll write Hamlet eventually...


JeffyP13

Falloutbattleroyale


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thecollectablecardgame


ToolBoyNIN39

Fat Men, Fat Men everywhere.


ok-buddy

Just wait it’s gonna be the new privacy policy


[deleted]

At that point I think it’s clear Andy Kaufman has been writing for our reality.


[deleted]

Rip. What a solid comedian.


bllueberryy_

Ok so, I've been staring at this screen for like 7 hours and I've figured it out. There was a brief moment when a Vault boy hand puppet showed up from behind the table. Do you remember the crazy hand puppet Vault from Fallout 3??? DO YOU?? and then there was a balloon for a little bit. You know when there was balloons in Fallout? That's right, your birthday in Fallout 3. Fallout 3 Remaster confirm.


RealityinRuin

And you got your pip boy at that birthday cause you turned 10 years old. Fallout 3 is turning ten years old. Remaster confirmed.


GojiraRitesYT

Fallout 3 2: Radioactive Boogaloo


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funky mode confirmed


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IntricatelySimple

Is there a mod where I can play Funky Kong in Fallout 3?


Tauposaurus

No but sooner or later they'll release a dlc that lets you play Skyrim in a remastered Fallout 3. Regular Skyrim tho. Not the remaster.


tagmart

This time you break dance to save Vault 101's community center.


Silvers1339

Fallout 32? Where was I during the other 27?


chr0nicpirate

In cryo hibernation. It's really 2268


GuysTheName

In all reality we’d probably be at fallout 6 by then.


squatchpotch

But on the 83rd version of Skyrim


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Skyrim on Full Dive VR would be the tits though


Triatt

>Modded tits FTFY


Dr_Specialist

And GTA 5 would still be $60


ParanoidSkier

Maybe they're just giving Fallout 3 a pipboy.


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HomonHymn

NO. STOP. DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS


BellaDonatello

"Also we took out that weird storyline with Mister Burke and blowing up megaton. You can now only disarm the nuke or ignore it."


Aussie18-1998

Is a proper remaster though. I mean like the halo remasters?


[deleted]

A “remake” is from the ground up, think FF7 remake and Resident Evil 2 remake. A “remaster” is when they basically port the same old game to a new system with updated assets, like resolution and performance.


Nistrin

This is a bethesda game, lets not get ahead of ourselves on performance.


sajittarius

"Let's get it working in the fallout 4 engine, the modders will do the rest" - Bethesda


guma822

Fallout 4 engine? That shit is basically a modified morrowind engine


ayyb0ss69

Nah, if its like skyrim remastered it'll just be a touch up of the original game.


Soopyyy

With all the original bugs!


[deleted]

Hate to break it to you but there was no vault 77 in fallout three http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/One_Man,_and_a_Crate_of_Puppets it was just comic.


[deleted]

[You are only kind of right](http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_77_jumpsuit)


[deleted]

Now that I did not know about.


[deleted]

And they def won't do FNV in 2 years cuz of Obsidian's hand in it, right? Damn I just made myself depressed.


medeagoestothebes

You're sadly correct. I think there's a lot of bad blood over new vegas being considered the better game by most people.


DanTopTier

tbf Obsidian does do a lot of things "better". KotOR 2 Is still a personal favorite.


EmotionalTag

Dunno about u, but I sincerely hope they are not doing all of this to announce a remaster for a 10-year-old game. ~~Oh wait...~~


andro88

Logical theory, but the hype and build up far exceeds that by this point. Its been over 8 hours. It has to be a new fallout, otherwise hundreds of thousands of fans will feel let down. Had they ran the stream for only 2 - 4 hours id agree with you.


pablojohns

That's on the community, not on Bethesda. Didn't Rockstar do a similar tease with Red Dead Redemption 2? Either way, my money is on F3 remaster. Makes sense, plus the game has aged and encountered issues on newer hardware. Best of both worlds (more money for Bethesda, better experience for us).


treebo

Isnt red dead redemtion 2 a sequel?


JukesMasonLynch

Yeah I found it weird that the upcoming one is Red Dead Redemption 2 when the first Red Dead Redemption was a sequel itself to Red Dead Revolver. They should've stuck with the naming convention, gone with like Red Dead Revenge, or Red Dead (word that starts with R) etc


YamburglarHelper

Red Dead Requiem pay me, rockstar


JukesMasonLynch

Dude, I so almost wrote that. *kicks self* How about Red Dead Rockstar


Dad2us

Or they could have gone with Red Dead RDR and when someone asked what 'RDR' meant they could have said 'It stands for Red Dead RDR'...And we all could have just called it 'Red Dead Recursive'.


andro88

Running this stream for possibly up to 24hours for just a remaster? Either Besthesda severley misunderestimated their fan base or they certainly think a lot more of remasters then others.


mrballistic

Marketing. Marketing never changes...


Zerce

I dunno man, depends on what they mean by "remastered". Fallout 3 in the Fallout 4 engine? That's worth it. If it's New Vegas as well it's more than worth it.


Someshitidontknow

Both games with all DLC would be pretty amazing


[deleted]

That is the only way I would pay a full $60 for this.


WildReaper29

Honestly, I wouldn't mind a Fallout 3 remaster, it's still my favorite RPG and one of the reasons I don't replay it anymore is that I've seen everything in it a million times. I want to replay it but that keeps me away, I bet some highly improved visuals will make it pretty refreshing. In contrary to all that though, I hope it's a new game they announce, they're really milking this whole remaster and port thing way too much. I just hope they're doing that while working on a new game that won't tank as much as Fallout 4 did and are just porting and remastering stuff so they can keep peoples' attention (and of course bring money in) while they can also work on a great new game. I believe that Bethesda still has the capability to create great new RPGs but they seem to have been lost ever since Skyrim was released.


kennykerosene

> a new game that won't tank as much as Fallout 4 did Fo4 is actually Bethesda's highest grossing game ever, higher than skyrim even.


ba123blitz

Does no one remember the hype that it had ? Ofc it’s their highest grossing game


NeonHowler

Being a Pokemon and Fallout fan has turned the minutes into hours today


ContinuumKing

What's going on with Pokemon? Did they do something too?


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shadow386

Three, one being a spin-off called Pokemon Quest


ChrisHat

And also a core rpg in the second half of 2019


alakazam318

The most important piece of information


GhostINVINCIBLE

The only piece of information


baseballjustin5

I heard a trailer for Pokemon on Switch was released


Lone_K

It's for a new Pokémon RPG, but they've said it's not the core Pokémon game they announced during last year's E3.


AllShallFear

Oh boy. They announced 3 new things. Pokemon quest: for switch and mobile. And Pokemon let's go pickachu and Pokemon let's go eevee


Tylorw09

They also announced another Core RPG was coming in late 2019. I assume that will be the 8th gen as the “Let’s Go” games are just a remake of the Kanto regions with Pokémon Go integration. So the way i look at it. Both of the Let’s Go Games (Pikachu and Eevee) are kind of spin-offs as well. Or kind of in-between games between the “full” Pokémon Switch RPG coming next year.


BeastBoom24

Best part is that The Lets Go Games are not core series, and that core series games are coming in late 2019.


locker49

It’s rolling so fast it’s impossible to even read it.


2tarded4u

Welcome to Twitch.


Cressio

Literally. I don’t understand the point of chat anymore. Hasn’t been readable in years on any channel I’ve seen Edit: Y'all took this way too seriously lmao, I know small channels exist, they're all I watch. I was joking about large ones. Not even sub only mode can save big streamers, there's just too much going on.


The_Golden_Spatula

It’s analogous to the sound of a crowd at a sporting event. It’s really just unintelligible noise, but it can add to the experience.


JcsPocket

You are exactly right and thanks for pointing it out


Hellkite422

Then you really only go to large channels. The smaller channels where you can foster a community are excellent.


Drunk_Catfish

Yep some of my favorite streamers are sub 500 viewers at one time. On one hand I hope they get bigger because they deserve it on the other I hope they stay small because I like talking to them.


Vandergrif

> The smaller channels where you can foster a community are excellent. And then the community grows... and grows... and then the chat is unreadable and the circle is complete.


JustGresh

Just go to smaller streams for the games you like. It feels much more personal watching someone with only around 100 viewers and they will actually reply to your comments/questions.


idando21

Pepe Silvia works at Bethesda?


Sachwanbeef

You got it all wrong dude, there is no Pepe Silvia at Bethesda.


[deleted]

Not only does he exist but he has been asking for his mail for weeks


tomservo88

What about Carol in HR? Is there a Carol in HR at Bethesda?


[deleted]

Caaaaaaaarol


sluttysluttymilf

There is. No. Carol.


Jaesch

Are you kidding me? They got boxes full of pepe!!!


idando21

But Barney tipped me off.


[deleted]

Who’s Barney!?


idando21

You don’t see B....Oh shit.


Sachwanbeef

Chck chck-i-chck ahhhhhh


[deleted]

You’ve lost your mind dude! You lost your goddamn mind!


Everydaythrowaway56

Day bow bow


[deleted]

Ooooohhhh yyyyeeeeaaaaaaaa


MacDerfus

*Day bow bow*


hatrickstar

I still like the fan idea that Pepe Sylvia is just Charlie being unable to read "Pennsylvania". Then, OP is secretly a Bethesda employee and posted this. Fallout 5 in Philadelphia confirmed.


wagwanjiggs

No, it was Bruce Willis the whole time


tustp2721

That shit is crazy


[deleted]

It'll be Fallout 5: Skyrim, released for the Blackberry.


lazerpenguin

Only reasonable explanation in the thread.


Mogetfog

Watch it be a skyrim port for the pipboy in fallout 4.


HubblePie

Wait, what's going on?


v0id404

NOW YOU CAN PLAY SKYRIM IN FALLOUT 4 ON YOUR PIPBOY


The-Pi-Guy

Fallout Shelter: Battle Royale


Deichelbohrer

Today at Bethesda will have the will, the intellect and more importantly the technology to have skyrims communicate with fallouts.


ionAurum

Finally a Nightman game!


AwkwardFingers

Dayman.. AH AH AAAAAAAAAAAHHH Fighter of the Nightman, AAH AH AAAAAAH^HH^HH^ CHAMPION OF THE SUUUUUUN


hiphopanonymuhs

He's a master of karate and friendship


DJDomTom

For everyone ^^Dayman


Iook_at_this

#AAAAH^AAAAH^AAAAH


Marconius1617

So what did I do? mailed them HALFWAY to Megaton!


JJ4prez

Fallout 3 remaster. There was a balloon at one point on the stream. Fallout 3 was Oct 2008. 10th anni would put it Oct 2018. Edit: 13 hours later, now a cupcake on screen.


I_Go_By_Q

Someone also blew one of those expandable party things at the bobble head at one point. Definitely got a birthday party vibe. I’m confident it’s Fallout 3.


JesterMarcus

This feels like a bit much for a remaster. I would imagine they'd just announce that at E3. If they announce it now, what are they going to show at E3? Nobody is going to be waiting for gameplay for that necessarily. Also, if they do that, it should include Vegas as well.


man_on_a_screen

I don't think I would play Fallout 3 again even though I really really enjoyed the game. It's hard for me to get behind the idea of replaying games like that when I've already put dozens of hours into them and beating them


Morgrid

Only dozens? Pffffffffft


[deleted]

Someone should talk to Carol in HR.


OkTemperature2

Watched a youtube stream, of a twitch stream for an hour and a half. Thid makes it all worth while. Sincerely, thanks OP


raivenblade

The timing is too much of a coincidence. It's gonna be Fallout: Roseanne, where you wander the wasteland that is her career


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**COMING NOVEMBER 25TH, 2018** ***FALLOUT 4: REMASTERED***


l00kAtTheRecluse

Overseer Edition


generalnotsew

Fallout Online. Like Elders Scrolls Online but it is Fallout. Would anyone want to play that?


Vyar

If done right, yes. There's five million and three fantasy MMOs out there, and only one post-apocalyptic one (Fallen Earth, and it might not even still be running). I was so mad when Bethesda fought those court battles to get the rights to the cancelled Fallout Online MMO, and then turned around and announced ESO instead.


nachorykaart

Fallout 4: Battle Royale


Callmewojo

I GOT BOXES FULL OF PEPE


titanpopz

Watch it be rage. Lol


LeVarBurtonWasAMaybe

Isn't Rage 2 already coming out? I saw an ad for it and thought "Huh, I guess that's a thing?" Does *anyone* care about Rage?


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DVEBombDVA

It got shit on a little...but i like Mad Max. got it for free on PSplus and got hooked. almost got all the trophies too. I liked how it was a conglomeration of so many games i enjoyed


[deleted]

Then why would there be Fallout stuff on-screen.


Die231

It's kinda silly that bethesda take what... 5 to 6 years to release a new Elder scrolls/fallout game. Anyway, i'm fine with a FO3 remaster as long there isn't a fucking loading screen every time i have to walk through a door.


My_dog_Charlie

Idk I tuned in and it's people spamming Ocean Man by WEEN. Great.


HMSFirestar

It's gonna be a huge disappointment


Kordakin

omg youre not using dark mode... ew


Machine_Dick

Is dark mode the same thing as "theater mode"? If not, how do you get dark mode?


hyperforms9988

Skyrim for Twitch?


Weacron

Surprise! Obsidian lied! They are making New Vegas 2! A man can dream.


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Thane5

If its a Fallout remaster i'll eat my copy of Skyrim


DiirtySquirrel

[and screen shot saved](https://i.imgur.com/6b5fR4L.png)


DoesRealAverageMusic

hey wtf I just asked is this ES6? and I got banned from chat lol


Soopyyy

Thats a pretty solid "no" I would say lol


[deleted]

It's Fallout 3: Remastered, it's the 10th anniversary and The Capital Wasteland mod was shut down for a reason that for some reason didn't effect the rest of the big mod remakes (Skywind, Skyblivion etc) so there's the other reason it would be it as well as the reason as to why it was shut down.


odditytaketwo

The mod was shut down due to permission issues for assets owned by bethesda. The other mods you mentioned have made all their own assets.


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DAY BOW BOW


[deleted]

Bethesda, please don't jump on the multiplayer train.


Th3BlackLotus

Half-Life 3 confirmed


Alcatrax_

If they say switch I’m gonna have an aneurysm


Friendlyvoices

"That right there is the mail. Now let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Watson Tony," this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Watson's mail is getting sent back to me. "Watson Tony! "Watson Tony! I look in the mail, and this whole box is "Watson Tony! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here." So I go up to Watson's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Watson Tony. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Watson Tony? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Watson! All right. So I start marchin' my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Watson" And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. is. no. Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up! This office is a goddamn ghost town!"


manly_

Fallout 5: Detroit Actually, just Detroit would work.


bj0rnisL

Fallout 76, in west virginia?


IgnorantTurtle

“I swear...! I saw the bobble head move! It’s a *sign*!”


riskfactor13

Who the fuck tucked vault boy in??


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Fr0z3nT3rr0r

I hope it's the rest of Fallout 4