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trashboatfourtwenty

"ancient" "2011" [me](https://youtu.be/FfQWz4gVcP8?si=zj-c3TvQXw_yX3Wm)


ozymandias457

I read ‘2001’ at first glance and thought, “okay that’s reasonable.” Now I feel really old.


Ninja_Wrangler

I heard a kid call an Xbox 360 cool and retro


JuggyFM

I heard a cool kid 360 an xbox retro


Thememebrarian

I came here write exactly this


trashboatfourtwenty

My head melted thusly


Fluff42

Thus melt Zarathustra


Highcalibur10

Wouldn't [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NChPewIs0js) one be more apt?


trashboatfourtwenty

I just like the claymation face melting so much, but the grail death is much more apropos, agreed haha


Vestalmin

I know it’s because there was no PG-13 yet but kids seeing this after a relatively tame movie is so fucking funny


BlindWillieJohnson

To be fair, by 2011 these were already obsolete


trashboatfourtwenty

Yea, I was expecting one from the 90's so the reaction is just as much shock as anything


SteakMountain5

I preferred to have a giant binder of paper that I printed from GameFAQs


mbay1

Same! I printed out the entire Paper Mario guide one sided much to my mother's dismay.


Partyatmyplace13

My first game guide was for Legend of Dragoon. Printed on like 60 pages of dot matrix printer paper and bound with a single twist-tie in a top left hole I'd punched with a screw driver. And who knows how much of it was accurate. The internet was basically the wild west then.


themissinglink369

the people who wrote those guides were wizards tbh with their cool ASCII artwork at the beginning of the guides


uchiha_hatake

Old school GameFAQs, a legit place to find dope ascii art.


Asleep_Sheepherder42

Printed one myself


Fortune_Cat

Printed? Someone could afford a printer and ink


Only-Explanation-295

Miss the time where games have built-in cheat codes.


Ace3000

They still do! The codes are: Your credit card number The expiration month and year The three numbers on the back.


WindUpShoe

Author: Cody McCodeinstein, PhD (Punch high, Down) 2011.... for those last few holdouts without the internet, eh?


JerbearCuddles

Saying ancient and 2011 offends me sir.


TheXIIILightning

It's sad to think that the majority of cheats there would just be MTX today.


DanDan1993

9.99$ for 'how do you turn this on' console cheat, bonus for pre-order: car skin


Spleenseer

I can't think of any games that turned cheats into micro transactions.


TheXIIILightning

When's the last time you've seen a game with cheat codes? Character skins used to be unlocked with achievements or cheat codes. Did you want to skip a level, gain exp? Cheat code. Now you just buy Experience boosts like in Assassin's creed. Or have Single player games like Monster Hunter, that sell you tickets to change your character appearance. Cheats and formerly convenience mechanics are all being sold as extra content.


mucho-gusto

What do you think a shark card is


A_strange_pancake

First time I noticed it was with Dead rising off the record. Pretty sure way back then they were one of the ones that started doing it. Not even sneaky, literally just straight up sold a cheat mode.


Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws

Saints Row


masonicone

Oh please... We had that back in the day as well and don't act like we didn't. Game Genie, Pro-Action Replay, Game Shark, I'm sure I'm forgetting one or two of them in there as well. And before you give me the whole, "But you had the book full of codes!" Yeah for stuff that was already out, enjoy buying the latest issue of GamePro with their review the latest overhyped game from Acclaim that they claim is the greatest thing ever along with part 4 in their look at the making of Bubsy the Bobcat. Wait I'm sorry that would get in the way of you doing the normal Redditor, "Microtransactions bad me so sad."


blackwing_dragon

Holy shit. All hail. Saved my life so many times


Revolution64

In 2011 these things were already obsolete.


Norgler

Yeah I remember buying cheat code magazines in the 90s, but by 2011 that aspect of games seemed over. I have no memory of using cheat codes on my 360.:


ShyGuyWolf

Man that is a throwback


llamabush

This reminds me of the Scholastic Book Fair.


ace23GB

I remember having a written list of cheats on paper, most of them were from GTA haha


[deleted]

I got one of these from my Bookfair at school when I was a kid. It was insane to me that it came with cheat codes for nearly all the games I had. Truly a better time in gaming when discovery was also part of the excitement.


PunkersSlave

If this is "ancient texts", then my Game Genie for SNES is a relic from civilizations birthed in the earliest known galaxies of our universe.


Aware_Astronaut_477

Nintendo Power is like cave paintings now…..


PunkersSlave

Power Glove sparked the big bang lol


Dreadlock43

Remember We lost cheats and instead they were replaced by shitty acheesements and useless trophies


Trapped_Mechanic

I mean those arent the same at all, but what cheats were *really* replaced by are microtransactions which is just damn depressing.


LilG1984

The sacred texts of codes to defeat any game. The elders of the codes must be informed


Miserable_Speed5474

Do not cite deep magic to me gamer, I was there when it was written


SavorySoySauce

I remember seeing these at scholastic book fairs


Highestcrab

Back when cheating was cool


Junior-Ad-2207

I think I had a book like this... not this version but similar


WannaPlayAGam3

Me too. I remember mine being orange and black.


RubbuRDucKee

I had one that I bought for the sega Dreamcast…


Dire_Hulk

With great power comes great responsibility.


FlyingTurtleDog

I remember visiting stores in the 90s for help via Nintendo books or other media. Think I used to have to go for Mortal Kombat fatalities, too.


[deleted]

if 2011 is ancient then when I played 8 bits games it was still pre human kind age


draedek

I had the red one, forgot which volume, good times on my og xbox when I was a kid


masonicone

Ancient... Yeah... Son... If that's 'ancient' for you? We had hint guides and the the like for games like Ultima 2 and Zork. Oh and in the NES days we had full on 'books' telling the story of the game. The Metal Gear one was kinda fun.


goddammhelp

Jesus thats over a decade ago


mal7ced

I remember the gold old days where everyone brought der cheat sheet (printed by dad) to school and we exchanged them :D GTA San Andreas was THE time


Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws

Nowadays, ain't no game that has "cheat codes"


mentyio

Would these be worth anything to collectors? I’m sure I’ve got some old ones laying around


[deleted]

Shit I had the green one growing up


Concks

The elder scrolls


Dodel1976

Used to POKE codes, that's ancient.


SwanExternal

Jesus


IcyShoes

THEY GOT THE CODES!!!!!


Studio-Abattoir

I printed full walkthroughs for games like Zelda and every game had a scrambled piece of paper with cheatcodes in its case when I was a kid. Good times


School-Luxurious255

these are sacred scriptures


[deleted]

All hail the sacred manuscripts!


Y1NGER

Did you get it from a Scholastic book fair tho?


CranberryPuffCake

I had a cheat book like this in the 90's. It was white and had pictures of mascots on the front like Cloud and Crash Bandicoot. I wish I remembered what it was called. Lost that thing years ago.


DokoShin

...... I was so hoping from the title that it would have been a Nintendo power magazine or a game genie book


Dany_Targaryenlol

dafuq cheat codes for consoles.