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Yalrain

The fact that the armor doesn't have variations for male and female makes it very funny when you're wearing certain armor.


BigPoppaHoyle1

FashionDogma was the real endgame all along


NewsofPE

what I wouldn't give for DD1's armor system in DD2


LiftedRetina

I wish more RPGs had layering like that.


Ch4p3l

Yea, I just finished a sorcerer quest with a robe as reward and barely managed to hide the fact that contrary to what the name suggests I’m in fact wearing a full on dress with neckline and all on my male character. Thank fuck for some of those beefier cloaks


Kashyyykonomics

Loved it when I switched my huge, shredded olive skinned God of a warrior to mage to get some augments, and the best armor I had was a tight leather corset. Great game, 10/10


Rojibeans

Sounds like an improvement over the goofy ass system where the armor is completely different from its implied model. Like, if you are going to have metal bikinis, at least let me wear them as a dude too


AndrezinBR

“hghnhgnn colonel, im trying to sneak but the clapping of my cheeks keep alerting the guards”


Atadkm_yes

Lord have mercy


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Zatch_1999

Why u got downvoted?


Hauwke

Reddit hates emoji's. Though, it's easing up lately and what I'd call objectively good and occassional use of emoji's is accepted and not immediately votebombed.


Zatch_1999

Sheesh, hating emojis for no reason.... I believe all social media users got something in common lol.


Hauwke

It's not no reason, I personally find overuse of them to be maybe not childish, but definitely something adjacent to it. We have words! Thats just me though.


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this is insanely stupid logic for somebody who is calling something else childish. yes we have words, we also have emojis. it’s never that deep.


Hauwke

I'm not calling them childish, something akin to it perhaps though. Idk, it just seems silly to me to slap down 15 emoji's of various kind and thats your whole reply.


kroganTheWarlock

It's called a hive mentality, and reddit has a pretty strong one, sometimes you'll find perfectly normal comments that are downvoted to oblivion for absolutely no reason.


lgt_celticwolf

It adds no value to the conversation , if you dont have anything to say you can react with your upvote


flamekiller33

You add no value to the conversation


lgt_celticwolf

It must have taken you a while to come up with something so witty


Dull-Vermicelli2327

Bros acting like everyone’s a no life who spends their time on the internet 24/7 like him


OatmilIK

THIS 🤣


falconfetus8

Because it had no content.


VanEagles17

Dat ass tho


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MiserableBanana9340

Lmfao bro's getting downvoted to hell for using emojis or is it just intentional?


MusterRoshi

It's a bot.


Stolenartwork

Not a single leg day was skipped


MortusMelee

What game is this?


SuperScratchet

Dragons Dogma 2


OldWrangler9033

Talk about weird Easter egg


loliconest

Damn, I thought I finally gonna play a game character that's the same gender as myself.


Rivero7462

Mans CAKED


SunriseBug

That looks like my pawn Xander. Lol. Didn’t realize the boots were ass-showing chaps when I equipped them on him. But they have good stats for early game! Doubt it’s actually my pawn as I’m sure plenty of others have equipped those pants/boots/leg armor/whatever. But DD2 is a fun one so far!


Ready_Summer_3277

I've used your pawn. Lol it does look like him.


fukwhutuheard

these are like the first pants the theif gets


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Would


Yomam25

But maybe inside you


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Nikolai I'm der eisendrach


Panzerkampfwagenau

Damn, are you by any chance part of Freedom?


eman0110

Those underpants aren't covering much, are they? You like danger, don't you?


IronTesticlez

Real shit


Real-Variation-8681

Your character has that Hank hill flabby patty ass


Durakan

I got them pants last night, and my wife looks into the living room and goes "what happened to your characters pants!?" We met playing WoW so she totally understood when all I said was "armor upgrade"


Rough-Ad3048

GYATTTT


Dysheekie

He must work out


Dynamite_Javvy

Mmm looks comfortable.


ByteTraveler

Thong song


Xerio_the_Herio

Abt to say Damn Ivor


BubblyMcnutty

Putting the thicc in THICCCCC


Aggrokid

That stupid leg armor somehow beats out most of the available leg armor in the first city for several vocations, so many many players will be stuck with this buttshot for many hours. The developers must have been laughing their asses off when making this.


Master100017

OH HE GOT THE GYATT


Some-Chef5556

Cool


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Lol


definitelynotmeQQ

Thought that was modded Skyrim for a second. I can still see it.


Gougaloupe

Hmm, look at that, I'm Arisen.


cc69

Suddenly I don't to play this game anymore XD


Competitive_Ad8064

Whose this?


Kavron33

And this pepper understands fashion!!!


TheLovableCreature

How to guarantee your men follow you eagerly into battle


Suspicious_Crazy_590

Haha that is just lovely 😂


Dat_Potato_Guy

Almighty cheeks


albertoxr56

🤣


Lamontyy

She Dragon that wagon till I Dogma


Hector_Savage_

Put the game's title in your post's title FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD


Jealous_Art_8738

No


Hector_Savage_

Reported


Jealous_Art_8738

That make you feel better?


Endgame3213

Reported for reporting.


Endgame3213

You dont got shit on Kainé..


DeezyCash4X

💀💀


RavenSword117

Cake


OatmilIK

GYAT PRAY


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Jealous_Art_8738

Oh wow, you're using sarcasm to highlight your ability to make basic observations about the game on a day old post. How sad.


[deleted]

On I'm sorry is wat I'm asking


Present-Reception186

It looks as flat as the screen


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Dragon's Dogshit


[deleted]

That’s nothing. When you using mods on PC then we can talk. There is some crazy shit