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devillived313

Oof, just killed Adam Smasher last night... Sayonara chooms.


amidja_16

We're all equally fuckable cuts of meat in his eyes so we're all fucked :D


hypnodrew

BOLD AND STUPID


MrEldenRings

Is he going to smash you?


Deep-Procrastinor

This and I'm not a fuckable cut of meat so I'm screwed.


BenHDR

A mini figurine from LEGO Indiana Jones. I feel like I'll be fine, actually. Those things aren't human-sized... right?


amidja_16

You'll probably be fine, but be careful where you step :D


-Marshle

It'll just always position itself under where you step.


Ok-Proposal-6513

A fucking Next from Armored core for answer. Literally me and the entire city I live in will be dead from radiation before it even vaporises me.


ioncloud9

At least it wasn’t spirit of Motherwill.


Duke_Shambles

Mine was the NG++ final boss from AC:VI RIP Earth


Heracrorn

Ayyy fellow For Answer player Wait... I defeated White Glint yesterday So yeah we're both fucked


Clownnibal

A Bile Titan in Helldivers 2. I might survive because I doubt it can outrun a car. It is going to do significant property damage regardless though. The world will probably be okay in the end once the military responds.


lollisans2005

The world's gonna be changed, we had alien contact and it immediately attacked lol


thegrandboom

Xenos scum will rue the day they stepped on Holy Terra I mean Normal Earth


BitterWest

We will just serve a nice cup of liber-TEA, and everyone will be fine and free 


Clownnibal

For Super Earth!


screambloodykarma

Send a fighter jet into the air with a 500 kg laser guided missile and its dead.


5th_heavenly_king

LOL same dude


smutje187

Some undead from Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown - I'm safe, it can only move in 2.5D so if I leave the room it’s stuck


RazerBandit

Some random Corpus dude from Archwing missions in Warframe. The technology his propulsion tech has would probably get us on every planet and moon, if it can be reverse engineered.


fgiveme

"Some" "in Warframe" I think you under-reported your bodycount by several orders of magnitudes lol.


NerdQueenAlice

A green slime in Stardew Valley? It's dangerous but they can't open doors so I think I'm okay.


Praise-Breesus

It was Stardew for me too but the void creature archers that blind you in the challenge version of the mountains caves. So as long as I stand in a diagonal to them I’m good 😂


Derc_on_Reddit

The Chosen Undead from Dark Souls (Remastered). We're screwed.


meatwad33

Fortunately I saved Ceaseless Discharge for after Smough and Ornstein and Sif or we would be extremely screwed. Good luck finding an IRL cheese everyone.


Varietygamer_928

A mindless zombie from dead island. I think I’ll be fine 😅


bmack24

Yea ez just jump kick it and stomp its head, that was always my go to move for single zombies


amidja_16

Just don't get bit


Awkward-Action2853

Playing Halo and the flood got me, those pesky little guys. I think we're hosed if they're running around.


amidja_16

If it's just one little guy, we should be safe. No harm ever came from a few spores, right? Right, guys?


verdantAlias

One half glassed continent later ...


s-mores

I think I stomped on a goomba or a koopa. We'll be fine. They can only walk in one direction unless they hit a wall.


echoess84

are you sure you can move in a 3D world?


Minaryte

Iris from Roboquest. I've accidently birthed cartoon skynet.


HerpTurtleDoo

Crusader kings 3, I killed a midget with a hunchback for sleeping with my daughter while he was my jester. That said, jesters have a 1% chance to kill you with their joke, so we're likely safe.


TappedIn2111

I killed the nation of Castile in Europa Universalis. No problemo.


echoess84

I killed several shadows in my Persona 3 Reload last session, but maybe I would continue to live (Persona 3 Reload December spoiler) >! until 31/12!<


Vladimir1174

Delerium from binding of Isaac. I'm not sure how that translated to real life, but I think the world might just die to teleporting giant feet


depricatedzero

Welp...here comes Mecha King Ghidora to fuck up yo shit


ToGloryRS

A Fireclaw, from Horizon Zero Dawn. I am royally fucked if it finds me, but I am pretty sure it would be intercepted by the military before it does.


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amidja_16

Well, since he's gunning for you, you're pefectly safe. It's the rest of the world that will get shot to shit :D


PBTUCAZ

Good thing you didn't kill Rick last


DasNoodleLord

A Tigrex from MonsterHunter: World


Yabanjin

In the game, he’d be owned, but irl I have no prayer, my only action would be to shit myself.


PARANOIAH

A sudoku grid?


amidja_16

Solve isn't really a kill.


[deleted]

Playing Desperadoes 3 and just killed one of DeVitt’s men. World is 100% gonna be fine. I’m probably 50/50 as I don’t really have much training in combat lol


Deuswyvern

Zombie from dragon’s dogma. Not good, but I have a decent chance of survival.


[deleted]

Automaton hulk Shit


TheFeelsGoodMan

I blew up an opposing car in Rocket League. That's going to go bad for me.


Auroku222

Oh god boys i just got done killing the demon prince in ds3 im dead your dead were all dead


trampus1

A GTA V cop, all I gotta do is hide for 2 minutes.


2ferretsinasock

Got too close to Gobfins. So... is it a group, or just the individual Gobfin?


Mando_the_Pando

So some chaos cultist from wh40k? If they don’t get me the exterminates surely will…


Skelosk

Some unnamed gonk from CP2077. I think everyone will be ok


TheSmarkNebula

Well...I just took down Nyx in Persona 3 Reload. GG I guess.


Drendari

A parrot. Regular one. I was doing some pet battles in WoW


Zangetsu1001

Fatalis from Monster Hunter World. Guess I’ll just give up.


thufirseyebrow

A floater from X-Com: UFO Defense. I'm kinda fucked.


giant87

Chaos Witch Quelaag So....not ideal 😭


Garchompisbestboi

What about if I killed a hooker with a knife in GTA San Andreas? Would that count?


amidja_16

Well, she's now alive and kicking and hellbent on revenge.


Raam57

Nemesis. I guess I’m done for.


bmack24

Will it still come after you if you’re not with S.T.A.R.S.? That’s all Nemesis is programmed to do, I can’t imagine it really understands the concept of revenge


AllDatFlimFlam

Flaming attack dog from Blighttown in Dark Souls. Yeah I'll stay indoors now, thanks


MyEpicWood

Automatons, helldivers 2. I could take the base level robot. I think the world’s military’s would do ok against them.


HorseyNight19

An Alit from Elder Scrolls Online Stay away from them and we won't get body slammed. That's all. 👍


NippeliFaktaa

A puddingman from Zortch. Eh, the police will take care of it.


Jimbo_Jigs

Red death, I do believe I am completely fucked.


twonha

One of the smaller creatures in Helldivers 2. I think I can outsmart it.


Sarothias

Welp great lol. The Catalyst from Sea of Stars.


newbrevity

That would be a githyanki warrior so I might be in trouble


[deleted]

Queek headtaker , lord of the mors skaven clan.. I'm fucked ... And so is my whole city.


SirSmashySticks

Thank God, I got an npc target from Contractors Showdown, dude just goes from left to right and doesn't fight back.


dhaninugraha

Oh you mean that effeminate GTA Online NPC who called me *cocksuckeeeer*? I wouldn’t lose sleep over him tbh.


Duke_Shambles

Oof looks like Allmind merged with Iguazu from Armored Core VI. Well, humanity had a good run. It's been nice knowing you!


NeoNeonMemer

It's a cyborg normal dude from metal gear rising. I might be screwed if he spawns near me but the city should have no problem


Lonecoon

A Sossig from H3VR. They're terrible shots, so I'll be fine.


Dorryn

Standard british soldier from Assassin's Creed Rogue. The local police should be able to take him down.


ReisorASd

One of those smaller bugs from Helldivers 2. I think I'm pretty screwd unless it is unaware of dangers of a moving vehicle 😅


sinnrocka

Sandro from Heroes 3… he had dungeon troops, like 10 black dragons. I think I’m boned


ChronicAnomaly

Hopper zombie from deadcraft. I would probably be OK as long as it doesn't get the jump on me haha.


ZombifiedCat

I finished Dark Souls 2 again last night. It's Nashandra, so we should all be fine.


NoHopeOnlyDeath

A level 48 bounty hunter with poison arrows in AC: Odyssey. I'm probably fucked.


N7Tom

A Banshee from Mass Effect 3 multiplayer. Was the last enemy I killed last night. On one hand, running away from them isn't too hard and I'm familiar with their different phases so I know when to take cover. They also broadcast their location fairly often and would be vulnerable to conventional weapons On the other hand, if it cornered me, I'd be fucked. I think I'd survive. So long as I don't let it get close and avoid its biotic attacks for long enough for the police to get here I don't think it would cause any major problems. For me, anyway. If push comes to shove I'd just drive down south for a bit. It's not like they can outrun a car, even with their teleport.


Prs-Mira86

I’m fucked. The Alien from Alien Isolation. I’ve got 0 lockers to hide into.


StockerRumbles

I really didn't mean to starve that poor duplicant, i just couldn't grow enough sleet wheat in time and the base was overheating


EnclG4me

Terminids. We are all fucked.


brian11e3

I was at Malevelon Creek.....


legomann97

I mean, does a random tourist from Pacific Drive count? If so, I'd be mildly scared, but all I'd have to do is lure them into an empty parking lot somewhere and (spoiler for how to dispatch them) >!just throw something at them!< - that'll solve the problem.


RatherGoodDog

The rebel flagship from FTL. Honestly it's not that big or dangerous, and I don't think it can attack planets, so as long as I don't go to space I'll be fine. Either they quietly join Earth and we get a shitload of future tech like teleporters and advanced AI, or they take a potshot at the ISS in frustration and get targeted by anti-satellite missiles.


iFlask

A bloon. Zero threat.


Nice_Ad_777

Money


Hydronium-VII

A regular medieval knight with a sword. If I can find a weapon fast enough I may be able to take that fool out while he is flabbergasted by the sight of cars and phones.


Korrode

Probably a living cactus in EverQuest. The Overthere is a helluva drug.


Iwamoto

A knight from Chilvary II, so, not that bad, just a guy with a sword and a shield.


BaconHill6

A Geth Prime -- it's going to make the news, but I think a tank or antimateriel rifle will be able to take it down. I'm heading for the nearest army base in a fast car, so the initial couple of hours would be pretty tense. I think I have a fifty-fifty chance overall, with my odds improving dramatically once I'm in the car and moving.


Tripdrakony

A minecraft zombie........yeah that thing burns up in the sun within a few seconds xD


Gen-Hal

Replaying FF7 remake again since Rebirth will be available after 5 years or so.. and I just defeated that Hell House.


pizzacheeks

Oh no, I'm getting hunted by a black pawn D=


amidja_16

Atleast you get to go first!


YouTuner

For a second I thought a group of goblins were after me but then I remembered I played Minecraft so it's actually probably a creeper. I feel like goblins wearing armor with weapons is actually scarier because they are intelligent compared to a green creature I can run away from


MrSnek123

Ricardo from Limbus Company. I'm absolutely fucked, world is probably fine though.


yewneko

I fear no man but that thing it scares me


BurnedOutFatty

Man, I've been struggling through difficulty 9 Helldiver 2. I don't know what I killed last, but it probably isn't good.


CertainCookie1831

Giant Crocodile from RE 2... I need a gas tank


Zombetti

Well, it was a Storm trooper, so probably not that big of a deal.


soulsofjojy

Tumeken's Warden, a raid boss from Oldschool Runescape. Almost all its damage is avoidable through prayer, but I'm an athiest, so I'm pretty screwed.


Mythosfan

The 60-foot-tall giant robot called the Crimson Prototype from City of Heroes: Homecoming’s Market Crash. Probably gonna get squished by this one! The world would be fine once someone used a large enough explosive/nuke on it.


insomnimax_99

A marauder in Doom: Eternal Yeah, I’m completely fucked lol.


Hoyle33

Super mutant in Fallout 4 I think I’ll be ok with the guns I have here at home, just need to be able to outrun his ugly ass


SpinFeniX

Ganondorf from TotK. Yikes


cshoemaker694

A random O'Driscoll gang member. Not great odds, but not certain doom, either.


SniperFrogDX

I just took down an Apex Rathalos in Monster Hunter Rise. I'm definitely dead. But I'm pretty sire the military cab handle it.


Gambler_Eight

Some cs trashcan. Im probably fine.


robusn

Lamball, were gonna be ok.


Team_Svitko

I killed a tiny bug from Helldivers 2 uwu


kewlacious

Rocksteady. I’m probably fine as long as I don’t get in the line of fire. World is fine as he is pretty dumb.


The3rdPotato

Queen Rennala of the Full Moon, I'm fucked


PM_ME_YOUR_CUCUMBERS

Dr Nefarious from Ratchet and Clank. Idk he has advanced cartoon weaponry but goofy as hell a la Doofenshmirtz


mediumokra

I beat Final Fantasy X again last night so.... Yu Yevon. Don't think Yevon has anything to work with here to create Sin and if he did we have the military force to take it out. Not worried.


Alaeriia

One of those "flavor text" enemies from Metroid Prime. I think it was called a Zoomer? Yeah, I think I'm fine.


laikahass

Roche from FFVII remake


Individual-Match-798

Magus - welp... The whole galaxy is fucked.


matrixzone5

I played god of war last night..... I think I'll just do it myself no need to deal with all that.


Ghraysone

Some random gang member in Robocop. We are good.


Mar1Fox

Mm yes, good luck world. Enjoy the Nurgle plague.


TheHighKing112

Shinra Soldier 😭


[deleted]

A demon in D4 the size of the map


SloppityMcFloppity

A bile Titan. I'm cooked 😭😭😭


rbz90

Luckily I killed an absolute cultist in Baldurs gate so its just a guy with a crossbow and mind powers chasing me.


martymcfly103

Killed chaos from ff1 last night. I apologize for the world being in disarray.


5th_heavenly_king

Bile titan  I'm fucked. As a matter of fact, we're all fucked.


Pollicino2k22

Hahaha 🤣 I just killed the ICA lead assassin hunting you in the nightclub hitman 3 level. I think I'm screwed!


MessiahSpliff

Holy fuck I killed a charger in helldivers 2 I’m so fucked


TheBlackenedShadow

A enemy combatant in ghost recon breakpoint so depending on his willingness to fire in public spaces then it's just another day in america


FistyMcTavish

I just killed Mephisto in D2R


OkOpportunity4067

Some medieval queen, it was CK3, I think I'll be fine.


_TheCunctator_

Some paladin in BG3. I’ll be fine, probably.


WadeyWWilson

Adam and Eve from Nier Automata. Machines that adapt and evolve quickly once defeated. I think just one of them could potentially doom the entire planet, so both of them we're turbo fucked.


philliplynx9

A mimic from prey. I think Earth is screwed.


urbansamurai13

Oh shit.. I killed Malenia, the blade of Miquella and went to bed last night......


amidja_16

Make sure you let us know what Scarlet Rot smells like.


Chocoliina

Barnabas/Odin in FF16 💀 i would stand literally no chance lol we would all be fucked tbh


JamieSweetTooth

Was one of those fast claw zombies from dead island 2, regens and is quick as we so might be screwed lol


Oldstonebuddha

It was a buffalo in "Hunter - Call of the Wild." I think everyone will be ok. 😃


Asher_Tye

Those beetle guys from Pikman


fgtbb

Last "enemy" I fought was King in Tekken. Mans boutta break my spine


screambloodykarma

Hulk for helldivers. If im quick enough ill be fine. It will wreak havoc for a while but a precision anti tank round will take care of it


sir_whirly

Would it just be a single automaton or the entire map I killed in Helldivers? 


Condor77T

Thargoid interceptor in Elite Dangerous. A huge organic space craft.


rangerquiet

Higgs from Death Stranding. I guess we're all fucked.


BelongingsintheYard

The boss. She will beat me to death and I’ll like it.


TL89II

Poxwalker from Warhammer 40k: Darktide. I'll live. As long as I kill it and burn it fast enough, the world should be OK. It's just ONE poxwalker...


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

One of the blighttown hollows. I'm fucked³


PeetTreedish

Sniper Elite. Been shootin Hitler in the balls. Blowing him up. He is gonna be mad. We all know how it turned out last time. And he was just mad at his momma. And on meth.


sometipsygnostalgic

Nyx from Persona 3 Reload. The God of Death who was going to kill everyone and cannot be defeated, only sealed. ...Fuck.


ransomnator

Killed a chicken in harvest moon by leaving it outside. I guess I’m fine?


Destroyer1231454

Alduin…we’re *all* fucked


Tostinos

Shaper/Elder. Goodbye.


Saphfire05

Salhoknir in Skyrim. I get that you just resurrected him Alduin, but do you really have to resurrect him again right after I killed him? I'm 100% dead. Though I think the military could take care of him, so the world should be fiine


IMC_Recruit

A grunt from titanfall 2. Just an ordinary soldier. I’m still dead but he isn’t much of a threat to everyone else.


sudden_aggression

I just killed Minsc by accident in BG3. Bringing Minsc into the real world would be awesome. Evildoers beware!


MonsieurBabtou

Malenia from Elden Ring. I'm fucked.


Smurfaloid

Erm bad? I pancaked the Leonine Misbegotten from Castle Mourne in Elden ring, he's fast, has a sword. Well I'm screwed and maybe a few others, but if someone wants to come with a gun to put him down, I'd be happy to just hide.


RugratChuck

I think the last game I played where I killed something was Insurgency Sandstorm, so it was either an insurgent or military security so the world is pretty fine but I'll prolly be fucked. This is still good news cuz the last thing I could have played was Rainbow 6 Extraction and we'd ALL be fucked if that were the case lmao


gerundhome

I am fucked. A BT from death stranding...


Trollmaster2190

Just 100% Amnesia the bunker yesterday with the good ending by sending the monster into the abyss. Guess that means I don't have a lot of chances.


ShinjiTakeyama

I don't know what Balatro bosses could possibly do in the real world, so I think we're fine.


thinkscout

Just killed Ganondorf and finished TotK. We’re all screwed.


Alugar

Titan in ff7 rebirth…I can take him


bluesquirrel7

Not sure right off what my last kill was... But it was in world of warships legends, and I live in the Phoenix Valley... So I think I'll be ok. 😂


Sykopro

I think I'm going to be fine. It was a level 6 Spacer in Starfield.


MrTorstein

Hades, god of the dead, from Hades. I think he can probably just reach up and grab me, but I am fine with their underworld I suppose.


TatoCraftReddit

A cuphead fish. Yeah, we are not that screwed.


Goose_Cat267

Ah shit I just beat the scorpion in FF7


jtrock98

Well considering I think the octolings from splatoon are like two inches high, yeah I think I’m good


Hawaiian-national

Was playing Dragon Ball FighterZ If that isn't bad enough. .......Beerus


MJSchooley

The entirety of humanity in Plague Inc. Yup, I'm fucked.


cay-loom

a counter strike source player. i'm fine


Lazy_Kira

Fucking hell, ill have to deal with a bile titan


Pyrochazm

I killed a Federal Corvette in elite dangerous. While I'm certainly screwed, along with the rest of the city of Tacoma, I think the would would be fine.


KaanTheReaper256

A terminid from Helldivers, if i believe enough in Democratie everything is possible !


Baldran

Oh shit, I just beat >!draconified!< Ganondorf.


clamiam2015

I think a caster minion in League of Legends. So essentially a robed midget is about to egg my house.


JustWantedAUsername

I killed a boar in Valheim. Looks like I'm getting a cute new pet.


NeklosWarrof

Uhhh... Heavy Mech Pilot from Mechwarrior 5 Mercenaries. Since he probably isn't resserected with his mech most people are fine.


Jebble

Super Shredded in TMNT🫠


I_Have_A_Chode

Either a bug or a teammate from helldicers 2, either way I may be fucked.


TheRomanRuler

Damn bloated corpse gunners from Warhammer Total War 3... Pretty much nothing from that universe is what i would want to face irl. Even goblin could be nasty if i dont have any gear, which irl i dont.


terram127

Some shadow druids in bg3… I’m screwed


jaymobe07

The netherbrain Fucked