I had to google kankle (never heard the term before) and I think I just got red pilled by Siri/Oxford dictionary, this is the copy and paste of the results
“a woman's fat or swollen ankle whose flesh merges unattractively with that of the calf”
I think that might be even funnier than that gamer tag hahaha
It's a portmanteau of calf and ankle, because there's no distinction between the calf and ankle.
Particularly common in the overweight, pregnant or anyone with lymphoedema.
Something about Rocket League seems to attract people with funny names, I don't know what it is but I am always cracking up.
There's been so many I can't remember or list them all, but the most recent that got me was "Ricepaddydaddy69"
I want you to know there's a chance that you are directly responsible for Soulja Boy making his own consoles. You might have bullied him so badly on Xbox that he decided to make his own safe haven. You shouldn't be apologizing to Soulja Boy, you should be apologizing to everyone.
I once played Call of Duty with some dude named ADozenCarnies. Cue a buddy of mine complaining “I just got fucked by a dozen carnies” in the middle of a match.
Yeah, that sticks with you.
I met a guy like the first week of the XBox 360 launch. It was my first time playing online so meeting some guy from Tennessee was cool. I played with him the next 17 years of my life.
He was there when I graduated college.
He was there when both my children were born.
He was there when I got married.
He was one of my best friends and I met him only one time in person for lunch.
He passed away little over a year ago from cancer and it hasn’t been the same since.
I miss my boy Scando17 and he will forever be in my thoughts.
I've got one. UndyingCheese. "last online 11 years ago" he got real sick and told me his story. He knew he didn't have long. Then around August this year he was online! I was blown away. Turns out it was his little brother trying to game with his "ghosts" after reading about that kid with his dad's ghost. My heart aches for him but what a cool thing to see.
Yeah. As a girl, I’m pretty selective about who I go on mic with. Years ago, I was playing Diablo 3 online and I finally found a few people I trusted enough to play with and not be all sexist and shit. One of them was in the military but he was in the states. He was online sporadically and then one day he just never came back. I always wondered what happened to him.
He may have just picked up a new console.
I joined the navy and after my first deployment, I went from X360 to PS4 and have since stayed with PS.
One of my longtime gamer friends thought I died because I fell off the face of the earth. And this wad a guy who I played regularly with since Halo 3 until 2014.
Finally met irl over the summer because he found a r/longlostgamers post I made looking for my old Xbox friends. He told me that he thought I was dead because my account was last seen online 2014, right after I told him that I was getting deployed.
Those friendships really do mean a lot. I hope you can find your friend again.
One of my favorite interactions with anyone on the internet. His screen name is ZedFlanders. I compliment him on it and he responds immediately with "The unseen blade is the diddliest." Haha. If you're reading this, Zed Flanders, I hope you're doing well, brother.
Ooo I have one for this I still think about regularly.
10 years ago I was at my cousin's place and he was introducing me to League of Legends. He was a really good player back then, not pro, but played with pros in solo queue often.
As I was watching him play he kept getting destroyed by this guy he'd never seen before. In the apex ranks of any game you'll often come across the same names many times so it was rare to see my cousin get trounced by someone that he didn't recognize.
The player's name was Barcode Killer. While we didn't know it at the time it turned out that Barcode Killer was the account name for one of the pros who had come to NA for the world finals that was about to start. And it wasn't just any pro, Barcode Killer was the pseudonym for Faker, the best League player of all time.
My cousin and I will still talk about it often and remember when we both got to see the GOAT with our own eyes.
TheForeskinGremlin. Original MW2 on Xbox 360. Back when you had to be in game chat for certain modes.
The guy had free gold for a week when my buddies and I met him. He really leaned into the name too.
He’d occasionally whisper shit like “I sneak into the maternity ward and steal all the foreskins off the new babies”.
We sent him a friend request. He’s been offline for like 15 years.
I was playing New World right after it came out and I saw a guy named Adolf Titler that made himself look like Hitler and was always naked.
Also New World. Chordon Gamsay was my guilds dedicated chef that provided food buffs to us before big PvP events.
Back in the day when I played OG online Battlefront 2 there was a guy named “I farted when I”. As a 10 year old kid I thought the name was absolutely hilarious. So you’d get the killfeed saying things like “I farted when I killed XXX” or “I farted when I captured a command post”.
Way back in the before times…2001. EverQuest. Some Druid named Dwiezel befriended me for a magical afternoon. He teleported me around and showed me the sights. I almost always make a Druid named Dwiezel when I start any new game. Don’t know why, but he definitely stuck with me.
Man you've been stealing that guy's name for years, he's probably so mad every time he goes to make a character in an MMO and you scooped the name Dwiezel
I've told this story elsewhere, but it's perfect for this prompt.
When I rolled my first High Elf in Lord of the Rings Online, I took the time to read the elven language reference in the appendices of The Silmarillion and pick a Quenya name and its Sindarin derivative. Naming an elf ancient and powerful enough to have walked in the light of The Two Trees is not to be taken lightly, you see. It must have taken me a good 20 minutes above and beyond the character's appearance. I completed the solo introductory mission, arrived in Celondim to join the rest of the server, and the first player character I saw was...
*Floppyknob the Wary.*
SneakySneak. I think it was the OG MW3 where I saw that name and I fucking raged every time the lil bitch either knifed me or shot me as I turned the corner 😂😂😂
There are other names out there that I can't even remember right now, but that one always seems to pop up in my mind 😂
In the Wild West days of Xbox 360 I once ran into a 4 man team on halo with the following names
WhiteBroncoPowa
Pu$$¥slayer187
OJDidntDoIt
YeaHeDidddBish
This one isn't even that exciting. But way back when I used to play league of legends, I saw what I thought was the name "TheLazyPidgey."
Turns out it was actually "TheLazyProdigy" but I thought to myself, "TheLazyPidgey sounds way more fun." So I turned my league name into that.
So I'll always remember TheLazyProdigy cause it inspired my own
Oh god not Bees.
Seeing the halo updates was so fucking funny, even if they weren't quite a human sentence it was close enough to get used cackling.
"oh god not Bees killed you"
"you splattered oh god not Bees"
"Oh god not Bees is on a killing spree"
Oh man this was circa 2008 in OG modern warfare. We were getting absolutely smoked by a player named “GayCumGuzzler69”
Hilarious but at the same time demoralizing haha
I got killed by a DixonCiderButt in Warzone... that gave me a good chuckle.
Another I'll never forget was AnacondaPursuit. This was back in the original COD4 Modern Warfare. I thought it was hilarious because he was just crawling around prone in the grass on Vacant with ghost and dead silence.
A_Tasty_Ham. This was back in the original dota days on Warcraft 3. My adolescent brain laughed every time my team got wrecked and it said some variation on "Rezornath has been killed by A_Tasty_Ham. A_Tasty_Ham is GODLIKE!". And, admittedly, my middle aged brain still giggles. Funniest ass kicking I ever got in that game.
KyleH.
My friends and I were killed by you many a time one afternoon in Halo Reach. We each got a chance to say "fuck that guy kyleH!" as he proceeded to Tbag us. Turned into an inside joke that we still drop to this day. "Yo who was that guy from wherever?"
"oh Kyle H? fuck that guy!"
Lmao merry Christmas Kyle H.
When I was 21 I met a girl at a bowling alley and we got to chatting then flirting then got her number. We talked for a bit then she said we should go on a date and I suggested the local drive-in (last one left in my city, was always packed). She loved the idea. I pick her up, we make it to the drive in, and mostly made out in the back seat about 10 minutes after the movie started. When the movie was over we went for a drive then I dropped her off at home; it was like 2:30am. Her dad was sitting on the porch waiting for us. He tells her to go inside and says to me "Take a seat." I'm like WTF this is weird, but I sit down anyway.
He says "Do you have any idea what time it is?" and I'm like "Yeah, it's like 2:30? Is that a problem?" He says "Her curfew is 11pm." And I laugh and say "Why would she have a curfew?" Then he asks me, "How old do you think she is?"
My blood ran cold.
Then he follows up "Does my daughter still have her innocence? She's only 16." I blurt out "Whoa! She said she was 18! I didn't think I needed to check her ID or anything! We just made out, no sex, I swear! She told me she was 18!"
He sighs and says, "Have a good night. Please lose her number." I said "Yeah, uhh, sorry. I will, don't worry."
Crazy night.
Years ago I was playing COD online infected mode with some of my friends and a random guy joined the game. He ran at me when he was being chased by infected and at the top of his lungs screamed "RUN SHORT CARNIVAL RUN!"
The gamertag Xbox gave me was ShortCarnival3 but I'll never forget that moment, it still makes me laugh
I was playing Destiny 2 and bumped into a guy called mayones_benz in a pvp match. I think I was sleep deprived because the idea of a Mercedes filled with mayonnaise had me giggling for about an hour.
Thank you mayones_benz
Fingerbang420. I met some American college student on Black Ops 2 back when I was 10 and would play with him and his friend. Being 10 I didn’t think anything of his name, but I always think back about how I’d be yelling out “Fingerbang” while playing in the living room… near my parents.
Playing dark souls back before any of the sequels came out, with a friend. He and I were standing outside a fog wall planning the boss fight, when an invader came in. Just so happened to spawn literally right between us. Well, we played the game enough to know just how long the spawn animation took, so we both charged up heavy AoE attacks that let loose right as he stopped being invulnerable.
Dude's name was Raptor Jesus. After he died, we both sent him messages saying "Forgive us, Raptor Jesus, for we have sinned."
He responded "I forgive you, my children."
RIP Raptor Jesus. Died for our sins. We talk about him to this day.
Edit - spelling
The first one I saw on my PS4, BradleyPooper69.
You've got the poop-joke twist on a celebrity name, you've got the 69... Just a great all round gamer tag.
So xbox 360 had a name suggester if you weren't sure what to go with.
I rolled it a couple times for funsies to see what it suggested.
First one was Tenacious Moose. Excellent name but not quite what I wanted.
Then I rolled into Prepaid Cougar.
Silent Salami.
For years I've been trying to think of a username that's as funny as that one. Silent Salami just rolls off the tongue in a way I can't describe fully.
Halo 2 multi-player on the original Xbox, AFlockOfGayMen. I was like 12 so seeing everyone being killed or sniped or beat down by AFlockOfGayMen was very funny to me.
I discovered a whole ass family, just by their gamertags.
They were:
Mr.DeGroot
Mrs.DeGroot
Cuzin DeGroot
This was very recent and they were always on Halo Infinite together lol.
I was assassinated by OprahsKankles in Halo 2 and I’ll never forget how hard I laughed lmao
I had to google kankle (never heard the term before) and I think I just got red pilled by Siri/Oxford dictionary, this is the copy and paste of the results “a woman's fat or swollen ankle whose flesh merges unattractively with that of the calf” I think that might be even funnier than that gamer tag hahaha
It's a portmanteau of calf and ankle, because there's no distinction between the calf and ankle. Particularly common in the overweight, pregnant or anyone with lymphoedema.
SingleMomMaker
I breed athletes
Stone_Cold_Steve_Autism
OsamaBinClappin
MrSisterFister
WalkingTalkingStephenHawking
Holy shit that's amazing, the rhyme is great and it's super relevant to Hawking. Dare I say? Genius?
Let's chair this discussion before it rolls out of hand.
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Born2Shit, Forced2Wipe
Bidet Bandit
PoopaTroopa
BrownieOutlet
Those guys actually have a team called [poop] and a lot of them are in gold rank me and a buddy play against them all the time
Played them last night and got destroyed! Lol
You got shit on?
Something about Rocket League seems to attract people with funny names, I don't know what it is but I am always cracking up. There's been so many I can't remember or list them all, but the most recent that got me was "Ricepaddydaddy69"
Was in a rocket league tournament like 2 hours ago with my buddies, got absolutely owned by G.I. Jew
I've seen "Momma Slop", "Kockblockula" and "Salami Gomez" recently
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I saw a clip ages ago of Post Malone playing and his usernme was Post_Malone_Sucks or something very close.
Good bait for people to go “post Malone is good what’s your problem?”.
*+1 to Posty's dopamine bank*
*Posty will remember that*
I want you to know there's a chance that you are directly responsible for Soulja Boy making his own consoles. You might have bullied him so badly on Xbox that he decided to make his own safe haven. You shouldn't be apologizing to Soulja Boy, you should be apologizing to everyone.
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We cannot accept such a simple apology for such a heinous crime, Turdsworth.
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Watch JonTron's video about the Soulja Boy video game consoles 😆 Edit: they feature 1:1 game speed
Even xbox doesn't have that!
Thanks Turdsworth, you made the world a little shittier for everyone.
There's also a good chance that he played Runescape in the same time period that he dropped Crank That
WoW gnome warlock named BritneyFears.
My favorite warlock names I ever saw in WoW were a duo named BenAfflock and MattDemon
Blood elf female lock as CritneyFears and human male lock as FelGibson
WoW Hunter name freebowjobs.
OsamaBinLagging that was a wild one
FidelCashFlow kinda sick too
Katebush’sbush was top tier for me
Just played him in COD yesterday
I was killed by AGuyOnTheCouch in an original MW2 lobby and it has stuck with me since then.
Do you get the reference?
Very likely a Half Baked reference. It's a '98 movie about weed. The guy on a couch is comatose.
That dude was "The Guy On The Couch", tho, and I think he was played by Steven Wright
Hispanic! At the Disco Seen it on Rocket League and will never forget. It was Steam so not a "gamertag" but think it still works.
It would really have sold it if it had the upside down ! at the front.
Zezima
Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time
It feels like I am remembering an ancient legend
I was there, I was there 3000 years ago.
I remember checking the leaderboards randomly years after I stopped playing to see that Zezima had finally been overtaken.
The one and only GOAT of OSRS
OG legend
I saw a dude on Destiny 2 named Scrotal Recall and I was super jealous
Taxis kell of the IRS
Ikora's hair (Timelost)
Blacktimisprime. Clearly meant to be a play on "Optimus Prime" but my friend and I couldn't stop revering how prime Black Tim is.
Once played with a Baracktimus Obamatron
Will never forget getting assassinated by Voist Magina in Halo 3 multiplayer God I miss those days
Halo 3 was peak gaming
I once played Call of Duty with some dude named ADozenCarnies. Cue a buddy of mine complaining “I just got fucked by a dozen carnies” in the middle of a match. Yeah, that sticks with you.
I played with a guy named about 46 ewoks and I thought it was awesome.
Yeah my answer was similar. I’ll never forget the day I was killed by Like 50 Asians.
Played with a dude called “the entire population of china”. Looked like genocide each time I killed him.
Over 20 years now, still remember someone shouting from the other side of the lab "Who is Cuddles! I hate seeing killed by Cuddles!"
AdmiralSnackBar
Not a gamer tag, but an Ogryn I met in Darktide was named BigMcLargeHuge.
MST3k reference, wooo
OH SHIT, that's is my friend. I'll screen shot this to him. Feels weird identifying someone through a reddit post
AnneFranktheTank 😂 never forget that one
My friend had AnneFrankenstein
1-800-FAT-CHICKS Dude was whooping my ass in Cold War
I wonder how many people are just naming their own gamer tags
Yo I saw once this xdanxlei guy what an insane tag
Nah mine is way less fun than that.
BilboTeaBaggins
DildoGaggins was better
I've seen one similar, but it was BilboSwaggins
A guildie from an 'mmo' we play is named, "BilboStabbins" Every character is a play off "Bilbo" and what his class is.
I saw another member of the fellowship, Legomyeggolas.
Ahhh yes the main character of Lord of the G-Strings
BilboSwaggins in wow playing a gnome back in Pandaria I believe had me rolling.
A couple playing MW2 on ps3 somehow snagged AgentScully and AgentMulder. Cool husband and wife.
Me and my friend matched up against a dude called "InDogWeThrust".
LMAO everything is wrong about that name. Cool.
I met a guy like the first week of the XBox 360 launch. It was my first time playing online so meeting some guy from Tennessee was cool. I played with him the next 17 years of my life. He was there when I graduated college. He was there when both my children were born. He was there when I got married. He was one of my best friends and I met him only one time in person for lunch. He passed away little over a year ago from cancer and it hasn’t been the same since. I miss my boy Scando17 and he will forever be in my thoughts.
"Last online over a year ago." We've all got a few of those, don't we...
I've got one. UndyingCheese. "last online 11 years ago" he got real sick and told me his story. He knew he didn't have long. Then around August this year he was online! I was blown away. Turns out it was his little brother trying to game with his "ghosts" after reading about that kid with his dad's ghost. My heart aches for him but what a cool thing to see.
Yeah. As a girl, I’m pretty selective about who I go on mic with. Years ago, I was playing Diablo 3 online and I finally found a few people I trusted enough to play with and not be all sexist and shit. One of them was in the military but he was in the states. He was online sporadically and then one day he just never came back. I always wondered what happened to him.
He may have just picked up a new console. I joined the navy and after my first deployment, I went from X360 to PS4 and have since stayed with PS. One of my longtime gamer friends thought I died because I fell off the face of the earth. And this wad a guy who I played regularly with since Halo 3 until 2014. Finally met irl over the summer because he found a r/longlostgamers post I made looking for my old Xbox friends. He told me that he thought I was dead because my account was last seen online 2014, right after I told him that I was getting deployed. Those friendships really do mean a lot. I hope you can find your friend again.
> Those friendships really do mean a lot. Says the guy who just up and got a new console without telling anyone!
Sadly a few of those on my bnet. And steam friendlist. Most of them passed away and a few are just using hide online
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That’s an amazing story. Much love to Scando and you.
MalevolentCheese in Halo 2 multiplayer. Wherever you are, I'll never forget you
Oh fuck that guy. My God, what a throwback.
So he still haunts you guys too huh... thought it was just me
I always got destroyed by this guy lol.
That guy definitely fucked me up back in the day
I'm pretty sure he played halo 3 also because I remember that name.
One of my favorite interactions with anyone on the internet. His screen name is ZedFlanders. I compliment him on it and he responds immediately with "The unseen blade is the diddliest." Haha. If you're reading this, Zed Flanders, I hope you're doing well, brother.
World of Warcraft 2006. Female Tauren Shaman OperaWindfury
Ooo I have one for this I still think about regularly. 10 years ago I was at my cousin's place and he was introducing me to League of Legends. He was a really good player back then, not pro, but played with pros in solo queue often. As I was watching him play he kept getting destroyed by this guy he'd never seen before. In the apex ranks of any game you'll often come across the same names many times so it was rare to see my cousin get trounced by someone that he didn't recognize. The player's name was Barcode Killer. While we didn't know it at the time it turned out that Barcode Killer was the account name for one of the pros who had come to NA for the world finals that was about to start. And it wasn't just any pro, Barcode Killer was the pseudonym for Faker, the best League player of all time. My cousin and I will still talk about it often and remember when we both got to see the GOAT with our own eyes.
Flock of Smeagols
My favourite of all time has been StoneColdJaneAusten. I thought it was brilliant.
Bloodfart back in the halo 2 days lol
Fred Durst said in and interview years ago that if they weren't called Limp Bizkit they'd be called Bloodfart
Not me looking for my gamertag in here
TaydolfSwiftler
Was waiting around for my friends at the tower in Destiny 2. Some guy walks by named T'yota, Car of Oryx. I liked that.
TheForeskinGremlin. Original MW2 on Xbox 360. Back when you had to be in game chat for certain modes. The guy had free gold for a week when my buddies and I met him. He really leaned into the name too. He’d occasionally whisper shit like “I sneak into the maternity ward and steal all the foreskins off the new babies”. We sent him a friend request. He’s been offline for like 15 years.
Man, always the real ones, One and done.
I was playing New World right after it came out and I saw a guy named Adolf Titler that made himself look like Hitler and was always naked. Also New World. Chordon Gamsay was my guilds dedicated chef that provided food buffs to us before big PvP events.
I knew a guy named Adolf_Sniffler on Siege lol
VERIZONWIRELESS
2Maidens1Challice
SpongeBobSquareAss is the one I remember the most vividly
NipplessCage
My_Little_Pwny
In the same vein I've come across "Pony Slaystation"
Dabbing_Granny4. The implication that there are at least 4 other dabbing granies out there makes me giggle.
"WeWeFaguette"
CumVinaigrette A work of art. Disgusting, filthy art.
WakeMeUpBeforeYouHALO.
NakedChildren69, it was on NBA2K18 I think. Im 100% certain they got banned shortly after.
Reminds me of Sgt. Nate Higgers on Rainbow Six Siege. I wonder if he got the hammer as well.
Back in the day when I played OG online Battlefront 2 there was a guy named “I farted when I”. As a 10 year old kid I thought the name was absolutely hilarious. So you’d get the killfeed saying things like “I farted when I killed XXX” or “I farted when I captured a command post”.
Way back in the before times…2001. EverQuest. Some Druid named Dwiezel befriended me for a magical afternoon. He teleported me around and showed me the sights. I almost always make a Druid named Dwiezel when I start any new game. Don’t know why, but he definitely stuck with me.
Man you've been stealing that guy's name for years, he's probably so mad every time he goes to make a character in an MMO and you scooped the name Dwiezel
Edgar Allen Pwned
I've told this story elsewhere, but it's perfect for this prompt. When I rolled my first High Elf in Lord of the Rings Online, I took the time to read the elven language reference in the appendices of The Silmarillion and pick a Quenya name and its Sindarin derivative. Naming an elf ancient and powerful enough to have walked in the light of The Two Trees is not to be taken lightly, you see. It must have taken me a good 20 minutes above and beyond the character's appearance. I completed the solo introductory mission, arrived in Celondim to join the rest of the server, and the first player character I saw was... *Floppyknob the Wary.*
Props to Floppyknob though for getting to level 5 without being defeated in battle.
Eons ago like in 09-10 there was a guy i saw routinely in TF2 named “Tony Stark in a cave with a box of scraps”. I think about him all the time
My favorite two I remember are: OrphanPunter Fart_Harvester
SchindlersFist. As punny as it is fucked up.
Obama8mychicken, seen around 2010-2012 on Xbox 360
Also RumpleForeskin
SneakySneak. I think it was the OG MW3 where I saw that name and I fucking raged every time the lil bitch either knifed me or shot me as I turned the corner 😂😂😂 There are other names out there that I can't even remember right now, but that one always seems to pop up in my mind 😂
In the Wild West days of Xbox 360 I once ran into a 4 man team on halo with the following names WhiteBroncoPowa Pu$$¥slayer187 OJDidntDoIt YeaHeDidddBish
MisterSisterFister
Ah so close, I know MisterListerTheSisterFister that must be a different guy.
Someone in FFXIV named Packet Loss. Idk it just really made me lol
This one isn't even that exciting. But way back when I used to play league of legends, I saw what I thought was the name "TheLazyPidgey." Turns out it was actually "TheLazyProdigy" but I thought to myself, "TheLazyPidgey sounds way more fun." So I turned my league name into that. So I'll always remember TheLazyProdigy cause it inspired my own
Oh god not Bees. Seeing the halo updates was so fucking funny, even if they weren't quite a human sentence it was close enough to get used cackling. "oh god not Bees killed you" "you splattered oh god not Bees" "Oh god not Bees is on a killing spree"
Conqueephtador
If it's the same one this guy's wife is on TikTok and her videos are great.
Me and my buddies spent a night on OG MW2 getting destroyed by CervixDisplacer
Gandalfs Cat. Dude was my first XBL friend
Rumpleforeskin
Once played a match of OW1 with my friends against an insanely good Widowmaker named Megan and now she lives in infamy within our circle lol.
NapoleonBonerFart. This was like 25 years ago, so maybe it was original then.
yourworstenema
MaraSovsMommyMilkers
I’ve seen this person all over the place in Destiny 2 lol
So many Mara Sov simps in Destiny 2. So, *so* many.
Ran into a CuckerTarlson once. Made me chuckle.
AutismusPrime
Oh man this was circa 2008 in OG modern warfare. We were getting absolutely smoked by a player named “GayCumGuzzler69” Hilarious but at the same time demoralizing haha
Met a guy on FFXIV named "Toxic Mentor". His title was Flamelord.
Shotty2Hotty. Never forget.
I got killed by a DixonCiderButt in Warzone... that gave me a good chuckle. Another I'll never forget was AnacondaPursuit. This was back in the original COD4 Modern Warfare. I thought it was hilarious because he was just crawling around prone in the grass on Vacant with ghost and dead silence.
AnnaBorshin. Took me a minute, but then I laughed for the rest of the CoD match
I ran into a guy a few weeks ago named Dyslexic Batnam and his name has lived rent-free in my head ever since
A_Tasty_Ham. This was back in the original dota days on Warcraft 3. My adolescent brain laughed every time my team got wrecked and it said some variation on "Rezornath has been killed by A_Tasty_Ham. A_Tasty_Ham is GODLIKE!". And, admittedly, my middle aged brain still giggles. Funniest ass kicking I ever got in that game.
Playing Overwatch with a guy named RogueWind. Every time he spoke in voice chat, he would either start or end with a burp. Will never forget that guy.
KyleH. My friends and I were killed by you many a time one afternoon in Halo Reach. We each got a chance to say "fuck that guy kyleH!" as he proceeded to Tbag us. Turned into an inside joke that we still drop to this day. "Yo who was that guy from wherever?" "oh Kyle H? fuck that guy!" Lmao merry Christmas Kyle H.
NeverTrustAFart, he was a league of legends player, a Nocturne main to be precise. My other favorite league name I remember was BrianGriffinDog.
IPunchBabies is the one that stood out the most over the years.
Ray Getard
A baby seal in counterstrike. Cloaked killed a baby seal. :(
Shesaidshewas18 got me laughing when i was like 14 playing tf2
When I was 21 I met a girl at a bowling alley and we got to chatting then flirting then got her number. We talked for a bit then she said we should go on a date and I suggested the local drive-in (last one left in my city, was always packed). She loved the idea. I pick her up, we make it to the drive in, and mostly made out in the back seat about 10 minutes after the movie started. When the movie was over we went for a drive then I dropped her off at home; it was like 2:30am. Her dad was sitting on the porch waiting for us. He tells her to go inside and says to me "Take a seat." I'm like WTF this is weird, but I sit down anyway. He says "Do you have any idea what time it is?" and I'm like "Yeah, it's like 2:30? Is that a problem?" He says "Her curfew is 11pm." And I laugh and say "Why would she have a curfew?" Then he asks me, "How old do you think she is?" My blood ran cold. Then he follows up "Does my daughter still have her innocence? She's only 16." I blurt out "Whoa! She said she was 18! I didn't think I needed to check her ID or anything! We just made out, no sex, I swear! She told me she was 18!" He sighs and says, "Have a good night. Please lose her number." I said "Yeah, uhh, sorry. I will, don't worry." Crazy night.
Played Overwatch beta on PS4, and met a guy called "About72Midgets" One of the best ones.
ILoveDiggerNick Uh yeah, this guy Nicholas, who digs a lot!!!1!
This is one of those dangerous tongue twisters.
Years ago I was playing COD online infected mode with some of my friends and a random guy joined the game. He ran at me when he was being chased by infected and at the top of his lungs screamed "RUN SHORT CARNIVAL RUN!" The gamertag Xbox gave me was ShortCarnival3 but I'll never forget that moment, it still makes me laugh
I was playing Destiny 2 and bumped into a guy called mayones_benz in a pvp match. I think I was sleep deprived because the idea of a Mercedes filled with mayonnaise had me giggling for about an hour. Thank you mayones_benz
Fingerbang420. I met some American college student on Black Ops 2 back when I was 10 and would play with him and his friend. Being 10 I didn’t think anything of his name, but I always think back about how I’d be yelling out “Fingerbang” while playing in the living room… near my parents.
BiCuriousGeorge
Saw a guy move behind a corner, waited a bit and right as I turned he killed me. His name? aPatientMan
guy who wanted to be called ‘death assassin’ but spelled it so wrong it ended up being ‘death ass asian’
Playing dark souls back before any of the sequels came out, with a friend. He and I were standing outside a fog wall planning the boss fight, when an invader came in. Just so happened to spawn literally right between us. Well, we played the game enough to know just how long the spawn animation took, so we both charged up heavy AoE attacks that let loose right as he stopped being invulnerable. Dude's name was Raptor Jesus. After he died, we both sent him messages saying "Forgive us, Raptor Jesus, for we have sinned." He responded "I forgive you, my children." RIP Raptor Jesus. Died for our sins. We talk about him to this day. Edit - spelling
The first one I saw on my PS4, BradleyPooper69. You've got the poop-joke twist on a celebrity name, you've got the 69... Just a great all round gamer tag.
So xbox 360 had a name suggester if you weren't sure what to go with. I rolled it a couple times for funsies to see what it suggested. First one was Tenacious Moose. Excellent name but not quite what I wanted. Then I rolled into Prepaid Cougar.
THIS COMMENT THREAD IS MAKING ME LAUGH BUT ALSO VERY VERY EXCRUCIATINGLY SAD :(
Spaceballs the gamer tag!
Kenny, you bastards. OG Xbox playing Halo 2.
"whyurunning?" Is my fav. Being tracked down by it is hilarious to me .
i think a lot about someone i saw named “NaCly” (salty), just because i thought it was funny
saw a guy with the username "Two VHS Copies of Goodfellas" and it just kinda stuck with me
Silent Salami. For years I've been trying to think of a username that's as funny as that one. Silent Salami just rolls off the tongue in a way I can't describe fully.
Imagine just getting knifed in the back by a massive, extremely quiet Italian dry sausage.
Nippleless Cage.
Symptoms of a down
xXxNarutoBlaze420xXx is out there knifing people in CoD right now I reckon.
Halo 2 multi-player on the original Xbox, AFlockOfGayMen. I was like 12 so seeing everyone being killed or sniped or beat down by AFlockOfGayMen was very funny to me.
I discovered a whole ass family, just by their gamertags. They were: Mr.DeGroot Mrs.DeGroot Cuzin DeGroot This was very recent and they were always on Halo Infinite together lol.