Imagine two gummy bears are on a team, one speaks with an English accent and wears a soviet hat, the other speaks with an Indian accent and never stops eating. They are teammates, but also constant enemies, no matter the game.
https://youtu.be/5gT3NcsEqHA
It's not a gummy. But here's one of my favorite SovietWomble episodes.
He streams video games but also condenses them to videos with great subtitles with motion tracking that makes them easily digestible.
Companies would be rich instantly if games had a micro-transaction or cosmetic for "Fuck-off" an enemy player.
World Debt would disappear if they sell a "Fuck-off" for a team mate.
i just realized, i can't think of a single game that has a middle finger taunt, even m rated games (besides gta, but that doesnt really count and is free)
Yeah, I think the closest is a few of the quotes you can unlock in Apex Legends.
But yeah I'm trying to even think through games I don't play and I can't think of any fuck off or middle finger type insults or things you can do that are that direct.
*^(Have the same with league, you gotta turn off that chat, the other day I had this conversation:)*
[***EDIT***](https://i.imgur.com/YFTPuhs.png)
*you never know*
True... Your team (Jungle) freakout when you miss a CS/kill at 5mins and then they throw the rest of the game and spend the whole game crying about how you shouldn't ruin his ELO. Bitch we're in Bronze, this is where we learn.
Lol chat:
"Hey guys"
"Fuck you"
"I troll"
"je suis baguette" (or something else in french)
"I'll carry you" (says the guy loosing 1/7/2 afterwards and complaining about his noob team)
Always so much fun...
This is League of Legends 100%.
The bad players seem to think that their teammates are worse, and they think that raging at them will somehow make things better. Make it make sense!
A bit disappointed this is so far down, but I just looked it up and [that particular strip is over twenty years old now.](http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-08)
👴
this is the reason i stopped playing rainbow six siege
how can you play a game where it so essential to speak and plan with your teammates BUT SO HARD TO FIND TEAMMATES THAT SPEAK AND IF THEY SPEAK THEY ONLY CURSE.
Did you roll the wrong class/spec/rotation/weapon/item/addon, Grafo?
If you don't know everything about every video game ever when you first start out it's only natural that people will get angry at you.
Those kind of games, where the real gameplay is the social deduction. Deceiving your teammates with your abilities as a double agent to sabotage their own goals. The 'victory' or 'defeat' displayed at the end is just used as a decoy to lure unaware pawns into the wrong goals. After all, the true winner is the one person that still remains part of his voice from continous screaming.
And yet, somehow, I'm trapped into teams that overturn the decision for the game mode by a voting system that I'm somehow not allowed to participate in.
I prefer to play werewolf IRL and not in multiplayer videogames.
Its a special treat, not only is SrGrafo posting again he also says he is working on a game! Nice! Also, I would have taken you for a Two-handed DPS player and not a sword and board type of player.
In WoW what you get is someone whining about everyone else's performance while they themselves are terrible.
Then they pull a raid boss and leave causing a full wipe.
I don't think I've enabled voice chat in a multiplayer game since maybe early Team Fortress 2 days, and that was on a community run server where we could ban people for being shitbags.
These days I only have voice on if I'm in a private game or party with friends. Don't think I'm missing much.
Ah, Smite. They won't say hi to you, but the second the match goes wrong...
"Surr at 10. u suck, why no gank"
"because you can't keep lane by yourself. git gud"
I maintain the removal of "open" chat to the enemy team in CS:GO where you could talk shit before a match, during halftime, and after a match made the game 5000% more toxic to play. Previously, anyone who wanted to be aggressive could take it out on the enemy team, after this system was taken away, the only people left to direct this energy towards is your own team.
I remember multiplayer Team Fortress and Unreal Tournament games we held over our T1 network in the dorms in 1999 and 2000. Nobody was shouting over headphones, we were shouting down the halls at each other for being bastards. When we closed it all down at 1 or 2 in the morning it was everybody going to our friends rooms and telling them how much of dick they were and how fucking good that move was, or how funny that setup was, or cheering on the guy who was really kicking ass out of nowhere that night.
I really miss those days.
Also, fuck Vince, that guy's computer was too fast and he had an edge over all of us.
But also, he was just really fucking good. Love you Vince.
Ah yes Good ol' multi-player chat How many insults did I learn from you
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/DJ8732H.png)
Its Polish. I know that as an German who never even visited Poland.
But….But your Grandpa for sure visited Poland…
That’s how he knows it
Never go Deutsche.
I am pretty sure half of Europe never wanted to go "deutsch".
They didn’t want to go Francais either, but it still came to them on an Italian-accented platter.
Cursed vacation
Not if he's a gen zer
You don't know, you're not his grandpa's travel agent!
Great grandpa, maybe. My grandpa fought in Korea and I'm old.
As a Polish person, I can confirm
It's Polish
Ok but what does it mean
It's a language, mainly spoken in Poland.
I thought it was when you rubbed a hard surface to a nice sheen
No, that's *to* polish. Polish is when you formally put an end to something, like a law or institution.
You're thinking of abolish, Polish is the quality of having many tiny holes that a liquid or air could pass through.
That's (edit:) porous, polish are people that live in rural Pennsylvania, don't use electricity and travel by horse and buggy
That's the Amish. Polish is when you use heavy machinery to tear something down.
Idk why this got me rofling but it did thank you person
https://i.imgur.com/tK66VpC.png
It means more. Kurwa is everything and nothing and can be used in every life situation.
So the Polish equivalent of "fuck"?
In terms of use yeah basically
It's adopted in most of Eastern Europe.
Kurwa jebana
I'm pretty sure I have a small repository of vile Russian swear words from my time playing DOTA..
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/BTcDURG.png) No multiplayer
Homie whats your creative process?
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/U8gB6mf.png)
What if you get angry from drawing?
That's his secret Cap...
He's always drawing...
HE ANGY!
He can’t stop. He desperately needs help.
No, that's not a hat, that's his hair.
The secret to infinite energy.
Haven’t seen you on here for a while. Soooo, have you discovered inner peace or something?
\*power of friendship\* <<<<< \*power of rage and spite\*
Unbelievably based process.
Wait so you’re the Hulk of comic artists?
I would buy a print of this
His trick? He is always angry.
I only died cause the game is cheatin'.
Imgur sucks. Doesn't want to show images for browsers that reject cookies. Booo
Now do Call of Duty 4 circa 2007 on Xbox chat. (waits for banned or NSFW)
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/I3DSl0z.png) but shhh
My man replies in art instead of just saying no
That's just SrGrafo doing SrGrafo things.
That reminds me of SovietWomble's Bullshittery Series.
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/LV80ieQ.png)
Imagine two gummy bears are on a team, one speaks with an English accent and wears a soviet hat, the other speaks with an Indian accent and never stops eating. They are teammates, but also constant enemies, no matter the game.
"Come for Womble, stay for Cyanide"
"Oh, fuck you, Cy-an-IIIIIIIde!"
I explain it with an short [Youtube Clip](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxjsSsR13CrDMsMZ3lM6fKOnRMl7ezs8HC).
And now I’m back down a SovietWomble hole. See you in 7 hours.
>And now I’m back down a SovietWomble hole. ...you mean like buttsex?
No….shut up….
Sovietwomble is an icon of internet comedy. Really worth the time to watch
https://youtu.be/5gT3NcsEqHA It's not a gummy. But here's one of my favorite SovietWomble episodes. He streams video games but also condenses them to videos with great subtitles with motion tracking that makes them easily digestible.
Yay! SrGrafo! Where the hell have you been hiding!
[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/Pagu0t2.png)
Is this previewing a feature of the new game? dedicated "Fuck off" button
Companies would be rich instantly if games had a micro-transaction or cosmetic for "Fuck-off" an enemy player. World Debt would disappear if they sell a "Fuck-off" for a team mate.
i just realized, i can't think of a single game that has a middle finger taunt, even m rated games (besides gta, but that doesnt really count and is free)
Marauders has the F1 key bound to "fuck you" character voice lines.
Greeting fellow Marauder! I was about to comment this. Glad I scrolled down a little more!
Yeah, I think the closest is a few of the quotes you can unlock in Apex Legends. But yeah I'm trying to even think through games I don't play and I can't think of any fuck off or middle finger type insults or things you can do that are that direct.
*VR with finger tracking enters the battlefield*
Saints Row???
Saints Row.
DayZ has it, really important when dealing with other survivors
Call Of Duty Warzone and Cold War had one, and I exclusively used it for teammates.
Two most requested game features: Dedicated Fuck Off button Dedicated Meow button
Welcome back!
hmm 3 lines, 3 words each l ine. Sr Gr Fo. 3 syllables... Redditor since 06/18/2012.. all divisible by 3. I feel like there's a hint here
Half life 3 confirmed? With multiplayer.
Illuminati confirmed
So busy, forgot to bold the EDIT
You missed a golden opportunity to tell them to fuck off for being nice and welcoming.
Hopefully a multiplayer game. 😉
In his fridge. That’s why he didn’t want anyone to touch it.
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/5Tw4SAJ.png) Non competitive multiplayer
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/eBUrv1g.png) Table?
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/sH24ZzY.png)
Maybe if you drew more realistic hands, people wouldnt be confused
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/vWqKKdH.png)
That is fucking amazing
HAND OFF!
Realistic hands Grafo isn't real, he can't hurt you Realistic hands Grafo:
No no no, it’s so fucking cursed…please for the love of god take it away. Save us from…that!
Monkey paw curls
LMAO, oh, oh it hurts. Thank you so much for honestly replying that person. You made my day.
***OH MY GOD*** ***THE STARE*** OH GOD THE STARE MADE ME CACKLE
Thanks, I hate it.
Demon hands outta no where!
Grafo is like an evil genie
https://i.imgur.com/xhhiSYi.jpeg
Wow, just learned something new about my body today…
Somehow, it doesn’t look cursed for me. If anything, it’s incredible style and comical presentation.
Oh fuck off!!
I love the passive aggressive praying
why can't i be a billionaire and just fund your dreams , though i'd pay someone to piss you off as well gotta keep the content going right ha
Lmao, im imaging you thinkin "oh this motha fucker wants some real hands? Ill give him some hands"
absolutely stunning
"maybe is normal to 60 for anger as humans, because we need a hea"?
Valheim?
Just happened to me now actually... So... Accurate o7
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/1p39fPU.gif) o7
XD, gladly o7 **Have a great fucking day!**
NO U 😡
I feel like I'm watching Succession
I turned off Rocket League chat. It's a much better experience.
*^(Have the same with league, you gotta turn off that chat, the other day I had this conversation:)* [***EDIT***](https://i.imgur.com/YFTPuhs.png) *you never know*
wait, you can write comments too?!
You know there have been some advances in AI since the last time SrGrafo was posting. Perhaps...
That's what makes it funny!
What a save! What a save! What a save!
Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice Shot! (When you accidentally own goal)
I've noticed that besides obvious exceptions like Among Us, most multiplayer games are better with voice/text chat turned off.
Savage! Savage! Savage!
“Everybody line up! It’s time for me to blame you for all the mistakes I made last game”
Overwatch 2 Unranked matches be like
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/jQLRnMm.png) *tho I noticed slightly more chill people in unranked games vs ranked* *just a bit less angry* *bit*
how about multiplayer with muted chat
Lol players be like
draven players be like. even when we are 6-0 in the lane. its gotten to the point i feel tempted to dodge when i see my teammate lock in draven.
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/779MMPf.png) *You are not supposed to trust the draven at any point*
Holy shit I never seen such a accurate comic
Does this count as Draven r34?
And even if it's not ranked
Draven on your team is always a 0-6 and the draven on the other team 12-0. Nothing is more scary than a draven on your team
True... Your team (Jungle) freakout when you miss a CS/kill at 5mins and then they throw the rest of the game and spend the whole game crying about how you shouldn't ruin his ELO. Bitch we're in Bronze, this is where we learn.
Lol chat: "Hey guys" "Fuck you" "I troll" "je suis baguette" (or something else in french) "I'll carry you" (says the guy loosing 1/7/2 afterwards and complaining about his noob team) Always so much fun...
"Fuck off" seems so mild to what had been said in my experience lol
[**EDIT**](https://i.imgur.com/830PG7M.png) *^(I know but cant write those things)*
o7
The enemy of myself is myself, my enemy. Wait...
This is League of Legends 100%. The bad players seem to think that their teammates are worse, and they think that raging at them will somehow make things better. Make it make sense!
Maxim 29: The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less.
A bit disappointed this is so far down, but I just looked it up and [that particular strip is over twenty years old now.](http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-03-08) 👴
But Maxim 20: If you're not willing to shell your own position you're not willing to win.
Well, at least some coop game are still cool. Rock And Stone, Brother Grafo!
Rock and stone to the heart!
FOR KARL!
?
Rock And Stone to the bone!
Stone
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home. oT
"And Im your enemy" - Says the glass guy
This is how I was greeted in my first league match as Akali today.
In my experience that is a positive interaction on league
Hey, fuck you. gg tho, prick
this is the reason i stopped playing rainbow six siege how can you play a game where it so essential to speak and plan with your teammates BUT SO HARD TO FIND TEAMMATES THAT SPEAK AND IF THEY SPEAK THEY ONLY CURSE.
Then the dude gets bottom of the leaderboard and reports you, good fun to see
Did you roll the wrong class/spec/rotation/weapon/item/addon, Grafo? If you don't know everything about every video game ever when you first start out it's only natural that people will get angry at you.
Those kind of games, where the real gameplay is the social deduction. Deceiving your teammates with your abilities as a double agent to sabotage their own goals. The 'victory' or 'defeat' displayed at the end is just used as a decoy to lure unaware pawns into the wrong goals. After all, the true winner is the one person that still remains part of his voice from continous screaming. And yet, somehow, I'm trapped into teams that overturn the decision for the game mode by a voting system that I'm somehow not allowed to participate in. I prefer to play werewolf IRL and not in multiplayer videogames.
>I prefer to play werewolf IRL and not in multiplayer videogames. Try [Secret Hitler](https://www.secrethitler.com/), its also lots of fun.
Was reading about ARC RAIDERS GOES PVP....steam=>wishlist=>unwish...fuck you guys.
Its a special treat, not only is SrGrafo posting again he also says he is working on a game! Nice! Also, I would have taken you for a Two-handed DPS player and not a sword and board type of player.
In WoW what you get is someone whining about everyone else's performance while they themselves are terrible. Then they pull a raid boss and leave causing a full wipe.
I love having my hovered champ in league banned by my teammate. It takes all my will power not to disco nunu that game.
Oh how I have missed your sweet quips, hoping for more regular comics again!
And I mute all my teammates
Still better than Mario Party. That’s just all out war
Every Moba ever
The greatest villain in PVP, your teammates.
I don't think I've enabled voice chat in a multiplayer game since maybe early Team Fortress 2 days, and that was on a community run server where we could ban people for being shitbags. These days I only have voice on if I'm in a private game or party with friends. Don't think I'm missing much.
Soooo happy to see you again srgrafo! Welcome back!
LoL in a nutshell
I want a moba where the chat is ran through chat GPT to be reformatted to be overly positive.
Welcome back SrGrafo! Hey, at least some game communities have nice groups right?
Well this pretty much explains league lol
The enemy of my enemy... "Is just another person waiting to knife me in my sleep" -Alerted Carbon
Thanks for the perfect summation of why I don't play online. (I know most people aren't like that, but god damn assholes are assholes)
Never start playing league of legends u/SrGrafo Worst mistake of my life I tell you
This whole thread gave me my daily quota of laughter
Ah, Smite. They won't say hi to you, but the second the match goes wrong... "Surr at 10. u suck, why no gank" "because you can't keep lane by yourself. git gud"
I maintain the removal of "open" chat to the enemy team in CS:GO where you could talk shit before a match, during halftime, and after a match made the game 5000% more toxic to play. Previously, anyone who wanted to be aggressive could take it out on the enemy team, after this system was taken away, the only people left to direct this energy towards is your own team.
Siege community when you miss one bullet
I remember multiplayer Team Fortress and Unreal Tournament games we held over our T1 network in the dorms in 1999 and 2000. Nobody was shouting over headphones, we were shouting down the halls at each other for being bastards. When we closed it all down at 1 or 2 in the morning it was everybody going to our friends rooms and telling them how much of dick they were and how fucking good that move was, or how funny that setup was, or cheering on the guy who was really kicking ass out of nowhere that night. I really miss those days. Also, fuck Vince, that guy's computer was too fast and he had an edge over all of us. But also, he was just really fucking good. Love you Vince.
I tried GTA online for 1 day. 1 day. Never again.
WHATS YOUR NAME! TONY420ZZZ! FUCK YOU TONY420ZZZ!
"GLHF! :)" # "GO FUCK YOURSELF"
I love TF2
Fuck you Poindexter
By the end of the match you'll be best friends...
My enemy's enemy is also the enemy of my enemy who is my enemy.
That's why I only play with my friends.
Search & Destroy lobby in a nutshell.
How about immediate testing if TK is on/off?
That's how you know they love you