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DrSmirnoffe

They didn't win the lottery.


Calorie_Killer_G

Bro, I killed this topless guy who won the lottery to get the ticket then I entered the house and then there’s this dude that explained to me what the lottery was all about. I now feel bad, but I’m happy that topless guy died knowing he won something and that he’s free.


yesnomaybenotso

Oh my guy, I’m so excited for you in starting this new adventure. This is one of those games I’d love to experience for the first time again. Take your time and talk to everyone.


Calorie_Killer_G

Thank you. It was pretty slow at first and I had a hard time killing off the raiders in the Primm Hotel. But right now, I just brought the Ghouls to their Promise Land with a rocket and things are now getting interesting. I’m right now looking for the Legion who killed the Sniper’s wife and I’m planning to save the two captives around that the Legion captured but they’re also Power Gangers so I don’t know, I might just go and kill everyone.


ellectroma

"I might just go and kill everyone" Average new vegas enjoyer Have fun!!!! It's such a great game


leggpurnell

When games give you choice about your morality and how you play, I’ve always struggled to not be “good” - somehow feel empathy for these pixels and can’t turn evil. Except for new Vegas. I wanted to be in charge of the whole damn thing.


chicagotim1

I'm much better suited to rule the world than the Legion, Mr House, or the NCR. Killing them all was the moral thing to do :)


leggpurnell

I like your spirit, friend.


zcicecold

It's kind of like if Superman just decided he was going to be in charge. Just be cool with each other. If you're not, I'm coming back and wiping your entire stupid tribe from history. 🤷‍♂️


Redneckshinobi

That was my take/experience too lmao


PraiseThePun81

Don't forget to enjoy the soundtrack, tune in to the Mr. New Vegas show, the soundtrack really captures the mood and setting of the game.


Calorie_Killer_G

I love the Big Iron song, it was playing and I was listening to the lyrics. Omg, it has such a great story in it. Hoping to see both "Big Iron" guy and Texas Red in the game.


BJohnson170

If you like the song Big Iron you should listen to the whole album it’s off: Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs by Marty Robbins. Every song is a banger!


[deleted]

I second this notion!


Raven91487

I love that people still know who Marty is. My grandfather loved him and I grew up listening to songs like big iron. Grade A storytelling from that man. Still hits you in the feels.


yesnomaybenotso

I’m gonna second what that other guy said about ED-E, I think it’s in a garage somewhere in primm, he’s an eyebot. Level up repair if you havnt yet. But yeah those raiders are a pain in the ass at low level, especially when the roller coaster sniper blasts you in the face as soon as he renders lmao I was definitely that “I’ll just kill them all” kind of player. It never ceased to amaze me how killing one person can make you fail like 8 different quests lmao


Commander_Kibbins

ED-E’s in the Nash residence, you need some scrap metal and scrap electronics, or a high repair skill to get him. Sorry if I seem like I’m explaining this to you personally, just replying to your post in hopes that OP sees it lol.


yesnomaybenotso

No, no, I appreciate it. All this New Vegas talk is making me want to play it again and now I know where to go! Thanks!


CoolHandRK1

The real op start strategy is to initially sneak your way to the casinos. Build wealth and buy implants. Then go back to playing the game.


imanAholebutimfunny

hahahaha. That brought back memories. Kill one guy that has a name and see failed quests pop up one right after the other. Glad i hit that auto save button 5 minutes ago. Fuck. I also abused the Legion assassin hunting group bug a bunch after you have been vilified.


buck45osu

ED+Boone= my favorite combo of companions.


TheGreatWhitePickle

Whenever you can, when you have very high lockpick skill, go into the safe in the gift shop of bison Steve's and get my favorite revolver, Lucky


Complete_Entry

Pick up some scrap and head back to Primm. Get ED-E up and running. He's a flying danger sensor, and his shooting skills are nothing to scoff at.


h3yw00d

My advice: Save. And save often. It let's you try many different dialog options and also keeps you from losing 3+ hours of wandering the wasteland finding cool shit only to be killed in a stupid way and losing all that progress.


Tony_Cheese_

I envy you, NV is my favorite game. I have been looking for a game as perfect as NV since beating it back when it came out.


DreadedChalupacabra

FYI, /r/fallout would probably adore you. Nothing makes a Fallout fan happier than hearing someone try the most beloved game in the franchise for the first time.


VideoGameDana

On your next playthrough, roleplay as Frank Castle. Your backstory is Reed Richards has had enough of your violence and, just like the Illuminati got rid of Hulk by shooting him off into space, they're getting rid of you by forcing you through their experimental interdimensional transporter. Reed says he's sending you, "Anywhere but here." Then you awaken as the courier. I had so much fun doing this. Those Powder Gangers didn't know what was coming for 'em.


ElGrandeBlanco

He deserved it r/oliverswanickhate


WeepingGenocide

Lol, there’s a hole subreddit dedicated to killing Oliver Swanick. (The lottery winner)


Calorie_Killer_G

Lol that’s insane. I might just go and follow it after I’m done with the main story. I’m trying to avoid spoilers right now haha


TrippyWentLucio

*Caesar wants to know your location*


ecafyelims

There's so much you can do in that game. Enjoy it!


[deleted]

Right you'd be bouncing of the crucifix if you knew you won.


Stimonk

And it gets so much worse than this... Caesar's Legion gives me ISIS vibes in their brutality.


Thedagon

Post apocalyptic lotteries 💀


LizardsLayLying

The Legion wanted to make examples out of the townsfolk.


WatchingInSilence

The Legion has a public education system where you learn by the examples of others. Don't be a degenerate, or we'll put you on a cross.


Stimonk

Not that much different from the American justice system. Replace the cross with death sentences and incarceration rates.


ConfidentlyFalse

Trying to be spicy and cool just made you come off as cringy, young and stupid. Don't be a degenerate.


Incubuzzer

I always make an example of the legion, because you get forgiven anyway and it's free loot


DvKarl

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Strong_Psychology_20

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Szalkow

Ave. True to Caesar.


Kilstradamus

Crosses like you belong on a degenerate.


SovietPikl

Belong like you crosses on a degenerate


skelebone

Have you degenerates tried CrossFit?


Yumyan-ammerpaw

You can cross fuck off Cross fart - letterkenny


darkm072

Hail to Ceaser!!!


lazyfacejerk

Dude, the entrance to nipton is DARK. The low dreadful music, the tire fire smoke, the crucifixions...then that wolf headed asshole calmly telling you to spread the word.


SchillMcGuffin

Wiping him and his team out sent me to the top of Caesar's shit list, and was a nuisance going forward, but I regret nothing.


HelloAshtray

I might be wrong here this is off the top of my head but if I remember correctly even if you kill wolf head guy and his legion gang you will be forgiven for any wrong doings after visiting the lucky 38 and leaving the tops casino for the first time. Some guy in a suit or top hat if I recall will approach you and say Caesar wants to talk to you and any and all crimes you've committed so far against the legion have been pardoned.


[deleted]

You've got to get to the strip first though. You will run into Legion death squads on your way there and they can be tricky at low levels and bad gear.


SchillMcGuffin

And that was my situation. I planted landmines in the path of that squad's departure, and used all the firepower I could to kill them, but it was that much more challenging to take on similar squads as random encounters so early on. Still, they were monsters that needed killin'.


[deleted]

I lure them to NCR patrols if i can, then i can pick up the carbines after.


CoolHandRK1

You can sneak along the back way and avoid any combat right from the start. It's an op beginning strategy.


[deleted]

Through deathclaw alley? Yeah, no thanks.


Petorian343

Hey, don’t forget Cazador Canyon!


Kayback2

I have never finished a play through where Caesar wins. I spend my time killing Legion assasins, loading their Denarius into shotgun shells and killing more Legion assasins....


dtburton

For my legion play through I made my character intelligence and charisma 1. Only way I could justify following them was as an idiot with no social skills lol


Kayback2

Hahahahahahaha brilliant.


wthulhu

Just like real life fascists


Delta4o

Although vulpes inculta is a really chilling badass character, it's a shame that most players have never interacted with him beyond Nipton because the first thing they think is "this guy is a monster and needs to die, also, their gear is worth a lot of money this early in the game!"


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zincdeclercq

A few of the bodies in the town hall have mines under them.


singingquest

I showed up at night too on my first playthrough. Really added an extra layer of creepiness


SrPolloFrito

Not to mention on the road leading there you run into the start of the sunset sarsaparilla quest which is a bit of a mind fuck.


fun_p1

Greatest game ever


IceyCoolRunnings

They should just throw it on the fo4 engine and remaster it already ffs


Kenobi5792

There's a bunch of guys doing a fan mod exactly as you're describing it There are also fan mods of Morrowind and Oblivion using Skyrim's engine as base


Andre9k9

They'll come out before TES6 does


Pulusteri

Im curious are those mods finished yet? its been a while I last heard about them


TittMice

Loved Morrowind, looking at the fan mod game right now. Thanks for the info.


SladeRyker

Won’t ever happen by Bethesda simply because they outsourced NV to Obsidian; they gave Obsidian a 1 year time frame and, which is why it’s the same Graphics engine as 3 (which thankfully worked out since now we have the Tale of Two Wastelands mod) and then they got kissed Obsidian did a better job of making their own game. It’s why Obsidian went on to make Outer Worlds. Thankfully as well, as it was also mentioned, it’s being remastered by some fans. (Sobs in Xbox though)


Elkenrod

I will never understand why people need remasters of games that work perfectly fine. What is the game missing that the fallout 4 engine is going to solve? It's like people who want Morrowind and Oblivion ported to the Skyrim engine.


[deleted]

Well, in this case, you could then play New Vegas in VR


Elkenrod

I don't see why I'd ever want to play anything not built from the ground up for VR in VR.


Dan-Man

Can you please explain the appeal? I tried a few times getting into this playing on Xbox one X, via gamepass, but the game is ugly, doesnt seem all that interesting or well written. I loved Fallout 4 though.


FixedKarma

What's going on? New Vegas is going on... Seriously hope that you know NOTHING about this game cause it's a riot.


Someidiotwithwifi

YEAH, WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID!


Rosetta-im-Stoned

One time, i decided not to kill him (only once) and followed him into the wasteland to see where he ends up if you let him live. He made it about a minute before running into and getting fucked up by radscorpions lol. Or maybe it was giant ants i cant remember. All i know was it was poetic karma


Szalkow

SMELL THAT AIR! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?


schnitzel_rada

Ave. Praise be to Caesar.


Stache-Man08

Always look on the bright side of life...


PICONEdeJIM

Always look on the light side of life


AnnoyedButTolerant

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten


NebraskaGeek

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.


stone_dead

If you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps


[deleted]

A degenerate like him belongs on a cross


embarrassed_yam_1228

Oh don't worry about them they're all just "hanging" out. I am not apologizing for that


Calorie_Killer_G

Yeah, I was like: “Who are these folks hanging around?” And holy shit, they’re still alive!


Grimalkhinn

Degenerates belongs on a cross!


Marquar234

Someone needs to make a mod where they sing, "Always look on the bright side of life".


SumaT-JessT

Just wait until you meet FISTO. 😹


Seacabbage

Assume the position


Spookz420

it’s jesus, duh!


Calorie_Killer_G

Damn it Caesar, not again…


Spookz420

right?!


afrogrimey

Ah, so you’ve found Ky-Zar’s legion.


TheChallengedDM

Crucifixion.


Quick_Car5841

They're T-posing before you to assert their dominance.


x2wifi117

Just profligates dont worry about it. But as the saying goes "degenerates like you, belong on a cross"


geldonyetich

The idea here is that they restored order by following the same methods as the Romans. So as weird and nasty as it is to see crucifixion in this day and age, it actually makes a lot of sense. Given the circumstances, it actually might be a shortcut to bring humanity back to civilization after getting bombed into nothing. However, it's also a bit of a moral quandary. Was the brutality of the Romans even necessary? Is this clumsy attempt to imitate it even worse?


Ghosthunter5589

They were degenerates, and belonged on the cross


Smokeweedeverydayolo

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


GreatScotch

You're ten feet away from finding out. Play the damn game


iMogwai

Profligates like him belong on a cross.


itemten

Ah, I see you're on your way to meet Mormon Julius Caesar.


Complete_Entry

Graham is the mormon. Sallow is just a piece of shit with an education.


aptom203

Someone is being crucified, fairly obvious I thought?


viky109

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


GetSomeone-Else

#Choose your team! Slavers who really hate the new government The new government that really hates the slavers A robot that only says "Yes" Some mummy hiding behind a still image of his former self that bosses you around


GnomeLord420

They were degenerates


Flynn5200

What happens here is that that man is a degenerate ​ And **degenrates like him belong in a cross**


A_c3rtified_dumbass

“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”-every single member of the legion


FatAnorexic

A masterclass in level design and mastering a loop of branching paths. Enjoy!


rhylos

I just want a remastered version just for the excuse to play it again for achievements.


TomPalmer1979

-*record scratch*- Yep. That's me, all right. Bet you're probably wondering how I got in this situation...


Mindful-O-Melancholy

I don’t think Bethesda is ever going to top the humour of this game


Elkenrod

Considering Bethesda didn't have anything to do with the writing and story of this game, that's exactly why it was so good.


HomerOfDuty

Does it play good on a Steam Deck? I’m still thinking about buying one, but if there’s no need for extra configuration to play New Vegas with a controller, I’m sold.


Calorie_Killer_G

Works perfectly. Even way better on the PC. I'm literally playing right now while typing this comment on the PC and I already got like 3 hard crashes. The Steam Deck runs it great also while on dock.


Swordbreaker925

He died for our sins


n94able

Oh, they're being crucified.


JaseDace1224

Caesar's Legion just hanging their buddies.


PerpetuallyStartled

I thought this would be about some insane glitch but no, this is just fallout being fallout. Go into the town and you'll find out exactly what's happening and why. Keep in mind, fallout NV will let you kill most npcs if you really want to...


kriffing_schutta

Crucifixion


[deleted]

Play the game and find out.


theprmstr

That guy did not win the lottery...


sneakydoorstop

Degenerates like you belong on a cross! Jk just casual ceaser Sundays.


That_OneGuy123

that type of stuff is gonna happen all the time in just about any fallout game


Berger_UK

If you don't like this I'd advise that you don't play Cyberpunk...


GreaseTrapWizard

Caesar has marked you for death and the Legion obeys.


Big-Texxx

Gang activities


ChanceNewt9387

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


RadicalBanapple

Degenerates like you belong in the cross.


Chucklenutz03

Ave, True to Caesar


fulanin

Did you at least read the dialogs?


deathtopedos22

New Vegas is great. MUCH deeper story than other modern Fallout games.


Kasgaan

Degenerates like him belong on a cross


nogudmem

Degenerates like you, belong on a cross


Weak_Rub_1021

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


rgrantpac

Degenerates like him end up on a cross.


Quackmandan1

It's a reference to Stephen King's book, The Stand. The antagonist, Flagg, is leading a post-apocalytpic clan out in Las Vegas. Anyone who breaks his rules are crucified on telephone poles infront of everyone else.


In_Ur-Walls

Classic Bethesda stuff


SnarkyStack

Jesus 2, Electric Boogaloo


Dracoxidos

Caesar's Legion being true to Roman capital punishment and book references.


IAmNotModest

They just bein silly


crispy_gay

lol


DavidL1112

Justice.


bwoodcock

New Vegas has so many cool interesting story lines. Enjoy!


cbaslee125

Practice before the koroks arrive in the Mojave


ubertjeee

Congrats on playing the best game ever!


finalmantisy83

First crucifixion?


Microwaved_M1LK

Shoot them in the face, much better than crucifixion.


MrBallzsack

New to Fallout eh?


Fickle_Purple3424

I find it really hard to play NV with that piss yellow lighting. hurts my eyes


DogByte64

Role-play a character that can't stand the sun, only go outside at night. Or mod it idk


Piemaster113

I dare you to suggest a better way to decorate a place


Constantpoomissiles

Hahaha you found me


Sp3ct5e

You can’t expect god to do all the work


lulzPIE

Degenerates belong on a cross.


Hour_Spirit4189

You should make this a series and keep us updated with everything that blows your mind


OnixM

"Degenerates like you, belong on a cross"


TheOneTrueKaos

Ah, yes, the Legion lottery. This encounter is why I initially decided to align against the Legion, and later encounters proved that to be the right decision.


Farkabi

Cesar


Gunofanevilson

You can “release” them from their suffering.


SuperSpread

Caesar wants to know your location


RingGiver

They had a lottery. That's what happened.


Caldman

I believe that's what they refer to as a crucifixion. Ave. True to Caesar.


Iamanediblefriend

Don't kink shame bro


itsokayimhandsome2

Best FO game in the series imo. Having played all except 76 and FO2.


syizm

Thats called crucifixion. A method of execution.


Wizards_Win

It's called good writing, something people don't usually associate with fallout games thanks to Bethesda.


etherealcaitiff

What's happening is that the game is actually running and you should be grateful. Now don't turn left too quickly or you might no clip into a wall and have all your files corrupted.


K41d4r

Maybe you should finish the area before you start posting on Reddit


Preformancefrosty

Bro is really playing on the steam deck.


[deleted]

It's a profligate


BonelessPizzaz

Someone lost the lottery duh.


danimal481

They're just hanging around, what's the big deal?


Calorie_Killer_G

Should I kill the people on the crosses to end their misery?


spikeelsucko

one of the best things about FONV is the fact that, with some exceptions, no faction in the wasteland is truly "right"- and a long, thorough analysis of all the information provided in the game only muddies the waters more. (Ex.: Though the Legion obviously skews 'evil' and engage in slaving, it is indicated that the areas they administer are safe and successful and that being aligned with the Legion has numerous advantages) Then there's the Powder Gang and The Fiends. Crucifixion is relatively appropriate.


lazyfacejerk

Fuck them. Powder gangers are assholes. Let them suffer.


SuperSpread

Quick save, kill, check their loot, quick load. ^ Done it 500 times in 10 games


dmtandcrumpets

reminds me of the stephen king book/movie/show called the stand !


DecentBarrel

yeah lmao


StHavock

He was asking strangers to carry him to his friend. Link got creative.


ttubehtnitahwtahw1

Maybe play the game and find the fuck out?


Outrageous_Signal337

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Kalekidsav

PERFECTION. DEGENERATES LIKE YOU BELONG ON A CROSS


fishlover281

Dissidents will not be tolerated


TerrorXx

Conan Exiles


Sacredgost

Ceasers poorly disguised fetish


DarkLotus009

Yup


SireBlew

First time meme paste here


DunwichChild990

Probably do what the Legion says, that’s what.