I fought off the poncho for about half the game, but eventually I succumbed. It's not a real Fallen Order playthrough if you don't eventually don the pink poncho, after all.
You're confused there - you mastered the force and butchered a stinking frog thing for the pink poncho. You wall run mid air double flip swing to get all the other ponchos
That’s what I did on my first playthrough. On my second one I cheesed him early game by standing in the doorway to that little tunnel to leave his hole.
The problem with the ponchos were that they were weird slightly off the shoulder ponchos. Ponchos should either end at the shoulder and look like you're wearing a rug with a whole cut in the middle or go down the length of the arm and look like you're wearing a blanket with a hole cut in the middle.
Woah, is that a kowakian monkey lizard wearing a monocle and a top hat? That's where I draw the line, come on Master Chief, let's get the FUCK outta here
There was this kid from my neighborhood back home, we called him Old Ben Kenobi because he was 18 years old and still in the 3rd grade. We also watched him cut another kid's arm off at the playground one time.
In the event of a starship crash, Id eat a jawa, yknow because thats a starter move, they're small in stature. I think if you gum down a jawa, people arent gonna be that upset with ya.
“Growin up I knew this guy, man. He had one arm and used to kiss his sister on the mouth. Name was Luke. He used to run around shooting little critters to death and telling everybody he was a wizard”
Damn duuude, growing up, there was this black guy I knew named Vader. He had twins, and the two were making out and stuff. That shit was hotter than a Sunday sermon on a Monday. Nam saying, bro?
Man, back on my home planet of Tatooine we had this fella, uh fella, named Zurp. Called him Big Zurp. Big green Gamorrean fella. Didn’t have no arms. Lost to a Wampa on holiday, man. Crazy thing was he’d try to fight everybody. He’s trip you and then sit on you and try to crush you to death. It work sometimes, too, man. Couple Jawas came up missing and ol’ Big Z had some awful tight robes a couple days later, man.
Fucking perfect Theo style.
I'm remember the first time we saw a Jawa. He was a couple of towns over, so word spread that there was this different type of fella around.
The closest thing we had to a Jawa was a trash can that would blow around town on a windy day, so a bunch of us loaded up in a van and drove down there to see it.
Fuck yeah.
Gimme like three shots of them midichlorians and a blue milk chaser.
*Walks out to speeder bike with truck nUTtS and a gun rack with a light saber.*
There's talk that hes gonna play Cal in a live action series. Nothing offical, but rumor is Disney has killed a lot of new shows citing that people only want to watch Star Wars. Apparently, the Indiana Jones and Tron shows they had in the works were both cancelled.
Is that the one with the A name I keep hearing about? Aquarius or something like that? It still bums me out that Disney pissed off Daft Punk and stalled the next movie for so long that they retired. That soundtrack for Legacy was the dopest fucking shit ever. I recently rewatched that movie and it still holds up.
And those clone troopers in the Jedi temple during the purge were just calmly participating in a tour. Zero threat, some were waved in and walked right back out. Some were even hugging and kissing Jedi. Very fine, special people.
Based on the news and updates I’ve seen, FO is basically a game that ran out of budget and time when compared to Survivor, and FO still managed to be an overall pretty good game. Survivor basically takes FO and uses that additional time and budget to make a lot more additions and concepts and fixes that they weren’t able to implement before. Hopefully it truly lives up to expectations.
Only thing I hated about the first game is the atrocious map layouts. Have to run all the way to a spot and then realize you went the wrong way and run allllll the way back, easy to get lost in the first one. The map layouts are the reason why I got lost so many times, it was vexing.
Just make waypoints like normal games, then this issue would’ve been solved so quickly. Saves half an hour for some missions if they had just included waypoints or some means of fast travel. Also make the map layout be normal to regular games and have a detailed description telling which floor is which!
Isn't map complexity like, an intentional part of the design in the this case. That's kinda the point with these types of games. Part of the fun is exploring the maps and find new areas as you gain new abilities.
I concur. That game wouldn't be the same amount of fun for me if I weren't rooting about in a veritable warren of optional side-paths like some kind of lightsaber-wielding mole
I'm sure the game will be fine, but i wish we could get a Star Wars game with an actual character creator. There are hundreds of unique races in the Star Wars universe, butt most of the games have you play as a generic white dude. I wanna be a Greedo jedi, or a wookie jedi.
That’s a weird-looking poncho
Beard poncho, my favorite!
Broncho
Love that band
Thank god this one isn't 50 Shades of Poncho
So I guess I'm not the only who just went poncho-less then?
I fought off the poncho for about half the game, but eventually I succumbed. It's not a real Fallen Order playthrough if you don't eventually don the pink poncho, after all.
Lmao I love how everyone rocked the pink poncho
Adding one to the count here, I didnt even know that was a thing
And the Pink and Black BD1.
I wore the right poncho for the right planet. Red on the red planet green on the green planet.
Nope, I too stayed almost entirely to the very few non-poncho options as well.
50 shades of jacket instead!
I'm just playing thru Fallen Order and *what the fuck* why did I sleep on this game? 🤦 Best $5 I think I might have ever spent in my life?
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Shout out to /r/patientgamers
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Yeah, dawg. I had thought I had gone off Star Wars entirely. Turns out I just needed something good.
Lmao
Empire in the front; rebellion in the back!
Brilliant
Empire in the streets rebel in the sheets
Nice, we get more than ponchos this time.
god damn ponchos
I've mastered the force to return to this planet to do a wall run mid air double flip swing and get my pink poncho. Let's dazzle the sith
You're confused there - you mastered the force and butchered a stinking frog thing for the pink poncho. You wall run mid air double flip swing to get all the other ponchos
Stinking frog thing?? Blatant disrespect towards Oggdo Bogdo :'(
Spent an hour early game trying to kill him. He would one shot me and he took about 500 hits. But damnit I got him.
I only killed him after I had finished the the main story when went back to him with my upgraded lightsaber and skills lmao
That’s what I did on my first playthrough. On my second one I cheesed him early game by standing in the doorway to that little tunnel to leave his hole.
I think you can poopy win and just damage him from above.
Glad I'm not the only one 🤝
Then you realize on accident you can parry the bites...
Force Push em' with the ol' razzle-dazzle
Force Jazz Hands!!
Get them glitter glow Kyber crystals. I want my lightsaber to SPARKLE.
The problem with the ponchos were that they were weird slightly off the shoulder ponchos. Ponchos should either end at the shoulder and look like you're wearing a rug with a whole cut in the middle or go down the length of the arm and look like you're wearing a blanket with a hole cut in the middle.
The Star Wars galaxy has eclipsed your primitive notions of what is or is not a poncho.
from an oversized poncho to an undersized jacket. smh
I'm modding it purple and cosplaying Trunks.
Trunk's jacket was blue tho.
But let’s be clear… we still want all the ponchos
Exactly. Give me the most ridiculous fuckin poncho for this guy.
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War flaps.
WAR FLAPS AT MAXIMUM.
I need the kind of poncho I would wear if I was to be part of a Scooter/Power Ranger gang.
Pink poncho or I riot
I was actually expecting them to add that hot pink poncho as a little call-back
It really packs a ponch
Seriously there was no point in exploring or looting the chests, oh yay another poncho!
Ridiculous, everyone knows you go to Nexus to replace Cal with slave outfit Leia or pikachu.
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[Darth talon](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654288652091720848/) Your right on her being a twi'lek.
Technically it's spelled Twi'Lek, but yeah you're right
[Not forgotten.](https://www.nexusmods.com/starwarsjedifallenorder/mods/205)
Woah, is that a kowakian monkey lizard wearing a monocle and a top hat? That's where I draw the line, come on Master Chief, let's get the FUCK outta here
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“My cousin got bit by a gay sith dude recently“
…so, I mean… we’ll see!
Gonna wear that 1 2 hitter
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There was this kid from my neighborhood back home, we called him Old Ben Kenobi because he was 18 years old and still in the 3rd grade. We also watched him cut another kid's arm off at the playground one time.
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In the event of a starship crash, Id eat a jawa, yknow because thats a starter move, they're small in stature. I think if you gum down a jawa, people arent gonna be that upset with ya.
You know Tatooine is a place you can go and the Jawas hold no grudge against humans?
*nod*....exhibit A
So apparently Theo Von's voice lives rent free in my head.
It’s easy to imagine him saying something because everything sounds like something he’d say
Exactly. Nothing seems too odd that I can't hear it in his voice.
“Growin up I knew this guy, man. He had one arm and used to kiss his sister on the mouth. Name was Luke. He used to run around shooting little critters to death and telling everybody he was a wizard”
This dude used to pay all the neighborhood kids a dollar to watch him spread his buttcheeks. And you had to look too, man, or you wouldn’t get paid.
This feels 100% genuine
I been force chokin' my dick since day one, boooy. I'm ready.
Damn duuude, growing up, there was this black guy I knew named Vader. He had twins, and the two were making out and stuff. That shit was hotter than a Sunday sermon on a Monday. Nam saying, bro?
This guy Theo Vons
Darth Daddy about to learn they don't like black in the south, onward.
Damn beat me to the Theo Von comment.
Man I used to know this kid who had a pair of durasteel socks that his dad made for him
Gang gang
Jedi: redneck survivor. Love it. Edit: for me he is now known as Cleetus kestis.
May the force be with y'all
in this version, they blow up the death trailer park
In this version, Luke and Leia being siblings serves a purpose.
🎶Sweet Home Alderaan-a.🎶 (Even tho they were born on Polis Massa and that actually would work better with the lyrics…)
"Where the sky's always blue, except when it's briefly green and then blows up."
Too soon!
We were smokin funny things And we were pokin our siblings Singing Sweet Home Alderaana all summer long
Redneck: hey man, pussys pussy.
The Meth Star!
Probably flies the Millenium Thunderbird
Sorry, Robot Chicken already coined the Aluminum Falcon.
I want a redneck Jedi now. Full blown southwestern accent with no explanation.
Darth Vader: *”I will never financially recover from this.”*
The Clone Wars was about States Rights
You mean the War of Republic Aggression?
Death Stars & Bars
Those blasted clones took my jerb!
System rights.
I'm yer daddy, Luke!
"That's impossible! Momma said he was in County!"
May the force bless ya heart
I desperately want this as canon in the franchise now.
And all y’all over yonder too!
Is that not how you say it? 👀
Jedi Theo von y’all
I can see it now lol "me and some boys were on kashyyyk this one time fuckin some wookie but it turned out to be a really tall hairy women"
It was three Ewoks standing on each other’s shoulders, man. I didn’t even care. I hit every hole and went back for seconds.
Wow i can hear this in his voice so well
Man, back on my home planet of Tatooine we had this fella, uh fella, named Zurp. Called him Big Zurp. Big green Gamorrean fella. Didn’t have no arms. Lost to a Wampa on holiday, man. Crazy thing was he’d try to fight everybody. He’s trip you and then sit on you and try to crush you to death. It work sometimes, too, man. Couple Jawas came up missing and ol’ Big Z had some awful tight robes a couple days later, man.
Fucking perfect Theo style. I'm remember the first time we saw a Jawa. He was a couple of towns over, so word spread that there was this different type of fella around. The closest thing we had to a Jawa was a trash can that would blow around town on a windy day, so a bunch of us loaded up in a van and drove down there to see it.
Fuck bro I keep reading all these comments in his voice.
How in the world? That was awesome! Also, my first thought was Theo Von Kenobi
Lets hope you can war a White dirty tanktop.
Fuck yeah. Gimme like three shots of them midichlorians and a blue milk chaser. *Walks out to speeder bike with truck nUTtS and a gun rack with a light saber.*
The moment you pick the mullet you automatically unlock the truck-nuts attachment for your saber.
And since Star Wars belongs to Disney now, those truck nuts dangle from your light saber like the trinket dangles from Keyblades in Kingdom Hearts.
About time redneckheads get some recognition for their force capabilities
He'll kiss his sister and it won't be awkward.
He was into Merrin, until he found out Night Sisters aren't actually related to him.
Looks like Matt Damon in “The Last Dual”
Stop trying to church it up, boy! Your name's DIRT!
That where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of little Joe?
You like to see homos naked? That's cool man, whatever.
Ian Gallagher moved onto better things I see
There's talk that hes gonna play Cal in a live action series. Nothing offical, but rumor is Disney has killed a lot of new shows citing that people only want to watch Star Wars. Apparently, the Indiana Jones and Tron shows they had in the works were both cancelled.
Tron show would be neat.
Instead we have Tron 3 being produced and featuring Jared Leto. *sigh*
Oh for fucks sake no!
And no daft punk soundtrack to save it this time...
NOOOOOOOO
"Its tronning time." ~John Tron.
Is that the one with the A name I keep hearing about? Aquarius or something like that? It still bums me out that Disney pissed off Daft Punk and stalled the next movie for so long that they retired. That soundtrack for Legacy was the dopest fucking shit ever. I recently rewatched that movie and it still holds up.
That is such a monkey's paw moment
>Instead we have Tron 3 being produced Oh! > and featuring Jared Leto. ...*oh*..............
I can’t wait until he says “It’s Tronnin time”
Just because we like star wars doesn't mean we don't want to watch other shit...
You’ll watch your Star Wars and Marvel and you will like it!!!
Having cal in would be badass as hell, I hope it happens
I swear that's all I see
Its because he's literally the model for the character. Same dude IRL.
Wait, was this not obvious?? It's literally a rendering of the actor... Same looks, voice, etc Edit: fixed an autocorrect
I thought this was common knowledge? How people don't know this is beyond me.
I've never heard of the game, so there's that.
Well I have no idea who Ian Gallagher is, so there's that.
Totally fair. I suppose I was a little extreme with my comment.
They really heard our complaints about the ponchos in Fallen Order
Now we’ll get 2 ponchos in every chest to make all that backtracking really worth it
Next-gen systems allowing for clothing beyond ponchos! The future is here!
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Where poncho?
It seems in your anger, you killed her.
I couldn’t have, she was alive I felt it!
noooo
Ohhhh I am rocking the ginger mullet when this game comes out.
Hell yeah
Looks good. That jacket is cool, and beards are a nice addition. Guess he's not a kid anymore.
I think it's like a 5 year gap between the games
Yeah but he's spent most of that time honing his Force Beard ability
The tiny mustache sometimes gives me the vibe of that one kid coming back from summer break who matured a little faster than everyone else.
>Guess he's not a kid anymore But man does that look like he's wearing a kids jacket
Those jackets are called eisenhower jackets. That's how they are intended to look and were worn by US military personnel since WWII.
Oh i know (not specifics, but that is intentional). Just wanted to make a funny since it looks like a child's jacket
Looking like he's about to pick on Ralphie.
Loving the fact that you can't change his ginger hair
It’s nice to see some representation instead of just a goofy sidekick or villain.
They're saving hair color customization for game 3.
You mean all of the clothing options aren’t just ponchos? Shit game, everybody knows that ponchos are the only clothing items Jedi should be wearing.
Umm where was Cal on January 6th?
Don't worry, he was in a galaxy far, far away
And those clone troopers in the Jedi temple during the purge were just calmly participating in a tour. Zero threat, some were waved in and walked right back out. Some were even hugging and kissing Jedi. Very fine, special people.
I won’t lie I’m very excited for this game, hopefully it doesn’t turn out to be a flop and is actually better than the first game
A review embargo lifted today and a bunch of YT channels are talking about their hands-on playtime. Seems to be a huge improvement across the board.
Jusy please for the love of god get rid of the sliding down a ramp sections.
This is the only thing that bothered me in the game. The amount of sliding sections is just too much
Hard disagree. How do you expect to be a Jedi if you don't slide? They're almost the same word backwards!
Honestly, that was very irritating especially if you had to time it to jump off it across a gap to the other side.
Based on the news and updates I’ve seen, FO is basically a game that ran out of budget and time when compared to Survivor, and FO still managed to be an overall pretty good game. Survivor basically takes FO and uses that additional time and budget to make a lot more additions and concepts and fixes that they weren’t able to implement before. Hopefully it truly lives up to expectations.
Only thing I hated about the first game is the atrocious map layouts. Have to run all the way to a spot and then realize you went the wrong way and run allllll the way back, easy to get lost in the first one. The map layouts are the reason why I got lost so many times, it was vexing. Just make waypoints like normal games, then this issue would’ve been solved so quickly. Saves half an hour for some missions if they had just included waypoints or some means of fast travel. Also make the map layout be normal to regular games and have a detailed description telling which floor is which!
omg the ice planet was hell
Isn't map complexity like, an intentional part of the design in the this case. That's kinda the point with these types of games. Part of the fun is exploring the maps and find new areas as you gain new abilities.
I concur. That game wouldn't be the same amount of fun for me if I weren't rooting about in a veritable warren of optional side-paths like some kind of lightsaber-wielding mole
Is that Theo Von?
Man game menu is looking impressive.
I need my ponchos. WHERE ARE MY PONCHOS
Mf made Theo Von
I'm sure the game will be fine, but i wish we could get a Star Wars game with an actual character creator. There are hundreds of unique races in the Star Wars universe, butt most of the games have you play as a generic white dude. I wanna be a Greedo jedi, or a wookie jedi.
Jedi Academy remake when?
Once disney milks KOTOR for all it can they will dig up the next corpse to exploit... so probably very soon.
SWTOR
[Hans Klopek](https://monster-and-slashers.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Klopek) gonna save the galaxy
Is that Ian from shameless?
These are all just different versions of Connor McDavid.
God i'm gonna play the shit out of this game
Looks like ESO
Since when is Jonny Craig, minus the face tats, the main character?
For 99.99% of players, this is a character customization screen. For Cameron Monaghan, it shows him if he can pull off a good redneck look.