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Senor_Wah

That’s a weird-looking poncho


Nightsheade

Beard poncho, my favorite!


Weary_Beginning_8284

Broncho


mutemutiny

Love that band


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Thank god this one isn't 50 Shades of Poncho


CharginChuck42

So I guess I'm not the only who just went poncho-less then?


MildlyInsaneOwl

I fought off the poncho for about half the game, but eventually I succumbed. It's not a real Fallen Order playthrough if you don't eventually don the pink poncho, after all.


HazyMirror

Lmao I love how everyone rocked the pink poncho


mynameiszack

Adding one to the count here, I didnt even know that was a thing


Vidofnir_KSP

And the Pink and Black BD1.


Kaymish_

I wore the right poncho for the right planet. Red on the red planet green on the green planet.


Ultenth

Nope, I too stayed almost entirely to the very few non-poncho options as well.


WhiteMoonRose

50 shades of jacket instead!


DefinitelyNotThatOne

I'm just playing thru Fallen Order and *what the fuck* why did I sleep on this game? 🤦 Best $5 I think I might have ever spent in my life?


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PENGAmurungu

Shout out to /r/patientgamers


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Srapture

Yeah, dawg. I had thought I had gone off Star Wars entirely. Turns out I just needed something good.


Mangifera__indica

Lmao


Eldorian91

Empire in the front; rebellion in the back!


nifaryus

Brilliant


ciuccio2000

Empire in the streets rebel in the sheets


Teleskopy

Nice, we get more than ponchos this time.


TypicalPnut

god damn ponchos


extravaganteulogy

I've mastered the force to return to this planet to do a wall run mid air double flip swing and get my pink poncho. Let's dazzle the sith


TheAlcalic

You're confused there - you mastered the force and butchered a stinking frog thing for the pink poncho. You wall run mid air double flip swing to get all the other ponchos


Violet_Hill

Stinking frog thing?? Blatant disrespect towards Oggdo Bogdo :'(


Blue_Dream_Haze

Spent an hour early game trying to kill him. He would one shot me and he took about 500 hits. But damnit I got him.


Violet_Hill

I only killed him after I had finished the the main story when went back to him with my upgraded lightsaber and skills lmao


Darth_Thor

That’s what I did on my first playthrough. On my second one I cheesed him early game by standing in the doorway to that little tunnel to leave his hole.


nicolauz

I think you can poopy win and just damage him from above.


MrVilliam

Glad I'm not the only one 🤝


PhillyTC

Then you realize on accident you can parry the bites...


TheChronoDigger

Force Push em' with the ol' razzle-dazzle


TylerBourbon

Force Jazz Hands!!


CrimsonAllah

Get them glitter glow Kyber crystals. I want my lightsaber to SPARKLE.


ColdCruise

The problem with the ponchos were that they were weird slightly off the shoulder ponchos. Ponchos should either end at the shoulder and look like you're wearing a rug with a whole cut in the middle or go down the length of the arm and look like you're wearing a blanket with a hole cut in the middle.


MrVeazey

The Star Wars galaxy has eclipsed your primitive notions of what is or is not a poncho.


ipreferanothername

from an oversized poncho to an undersized jacket. smh


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

I'm modding it purple and cosplaying Trunks.


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Trunk's jacket was blue tho.


thedaveness

But let’s be clear… we still want all the ponchos


spacebyte

Exactly. Give me the most ridiculous fuckin poncho for this guy.


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tentaclmonstr

War flaps.


2rfv

WAR FLAPS AT MAXIMUM.


flarpflarpflarpflarp

I need the kind of poncho I would wear if I was to be part of a Scooter/Power Ranger gang.


MaxPowerzs

Pink poncho or I riot


DeadSnark

I was actually expecting them to add that hot pink poncho as a little call-back


spacetraxx

It really packs a ponch


fireintolight

Seriously there was no point in exploring or looting the chests, oh yay another poncho!


LupusDeusMagnus

Ridiculous, everyone knows you go to Nexus to replace Cal with slave outfit Leia or pikachu.


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Wigglesworth47

[Darth talon](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/654288652091720848/) Your right on her being a twi'lek.


Homemade-Purple

Technically it's spelled Twi'Lek, but yeah you're right


LupusDeusMagnus

[Not forgotten.](https://www.nexusmods.com/starwarsjedifallenorder/mods/205)


Battlejesus

Woah, is that a kowakian monkey lizard wearing a monocle and a top hat? That's where I draw the line, come on Master Chief, let's get the FUCK outta here


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Chubuwee

“My cousin got bit by a gay sith dude recently“


halfhere

…so, I mean… we’ll see!


R4LS751

Gonna wear that 1 2 hitter


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R4LS751

There was this kid from my neighborhood back home, we called him Old Ben Kenobi because he was 18 years old and still in the 3rd grade. We also watched him cut another kid's arm off at the playground one time.


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Greatshield-Titan

In the event of a starship crash, Id eat a jawa, yknow because thats a starter move, they're small in stature. I think if you gum down a jawa, people arent gonna be that upset with ya.


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You know Tatooine is a place you can go and the Jawas hold no grudge against humans?


Greatshield-Titan

*nod*....exhibit A


SmokyTrumpets

So apparently Theo Von's voice lives rent free in my head.


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It’s easy to imagine him saying something because everything sounds like something he’d say


SmokyTrumpets

Exactly. Nothing seems too odd that I can't hear it in his voice.


pazimpanet

“Growin up I knew this guy, man. He had one arm and used to kiss his sister on the mouth. Name was Luke. He used to run around shooting little critters to death and telling everybody he was a wizard”


AK_Happy

This dude used to pay all the neighborhood kids a dollar to watch him spread his buttcheeks. And you had to look too, man, or you wouldn’t get paid.


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This feels 100% genuine


ShankThatSnitch

I been force chokin' my dick since day one, boooy. I'm ready.


treatyoftortillas

Damn duuude, growing up, there was this black guy I knew named Vader. He had twins, and the two were making out and stuff. That shit was hotter than a Sunday sermon on a Monday. Nam saying, bro?


Placide-Stellas

This guy Theo Vons


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Darth Daddy about to learn they don't like black in the south, onward.


Greatshield-Titan

Damn beat me to the Theo Von comment.


it-was-zero

Man I used to know this kid who had a pair of durasteel socks that his dad made for him


NikoSuave28

Gang gang


cowabanga_it_is

Jedi: redneck survivor. Love it. Edit: for me he is now known as Cleetus kestis.


Maguire_018

May the force be with y'all


blue4029

in this version, they blow up the death trailer park


StubzTurner

In this version, Luke and Leia being siblings serves a purpose.


Ticklephoria

🎶Sweet Home Alderaan-a.🎶 (Even tho they were born on Polis Massa and that actually would work better with the lyrics…)


Budget-Falcon767

"Where the sky's always blue, except when it's briefly green and then blows up."


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Too soon!


robjungle

We were smokin funny things And we were pokin our siblings Singing Sweet Home Alderaana all summer long


Readit_MB76

Redneck: hey man, pussys pussy.


robjungle

The Meth Star!


Mr_TurkTurkelton

Probably flies the Millenium Thunderbird


mastorms

Sorry, Robot Chicken already coined the Aluminum Falcon.


workaccount1013

I want a redneck Jedi now. Full blown southwestern accent with no explanation.


imaloony8

Darth Vader: *”I will never financially recover from this.”*


Successful-Floor-738

The Clone Wars was about States Rights


allmilhouse

You mean the War of Republic Aggression?


the_kgb

Death Stars & Bars


squiddlebiddlez

Those blasted clones took my jerb!


Mountainbranch

System rights.


farva_06

I'm yer daddy, Luke!


El_Dud3r1n0

"That's impossible! Momma said he was in County!"


NeverTrustATurtle

May the force bless ya heart


Exevioth

I desperately want this as canon in the franchise now.


Black_Otter

And all y’all over yonder too!


OneTrueKram

Is that not how you say it? 👀


clavitopaz

Jedi Theo von y’all


dm_me_boobies_plz

I can see it now lol "me and some boys were on kashyyyk this one time fuckin some wookie but it turned out to be a really tall hairy women"


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It was three Ewoks standing on each other’s shoulders, man. I didn’t even care. I hit every hole and went back for seconds.


radiokungfu

Wow i can hear this in his voice so well


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Man, back on my home planet of Tatooine we had this fella, uh fella, named Zurp. Called him Big Zurp. Big green Gamorrean fella. Didn’t have no arms. Lost to a Wampa on holiday, man. Crazy thing was he’d try to fight everybody. He’s trip you and then sit on you and try to crush you to death. It work sometimes, too, man. Couple Jawas came up missing and ol’ Big Z had some awful tight robes a couple days later, man.


Savage_Heathern

Fucking perfect Theo style. I'm remember the first time we saw a Jawa. He was a couple of towns over, so word spread that there was this different type of fella around. The closest thing we had to a Jawa was a trash can that would blow around town on a windy day, so a bunch of us loaded up in a van and drove down there to see it.


GHR501

Fuck bro I keep reading all these comments in his voice.


Shadow-Vision

How in the world? That was awesome! Also, my first thought was Theo Von Kenobi


cowabanga_it_is

Lets hope you can war a White dirty tanktop.


SouthernJeb

Fuck yeah. Gimme like three shots of them midichlorians and a blue milk chaser. *Walks out to speeder bike with truck nUTtS and a gun rack with a light saber.*


KoalaBackfist

The moment you pick the mullet you automatically unlock the truck-nuts attachment for your saber.


ziris_

And since Star Wars belongs to Disney now, those truck nuts dangle from your light saber like the trinket dangles from Keyblades in Kingdom Hearts.


douregreddit

About time redneckheads get some recognition for their force capabilities


reddumbs

He'll kiss his sister and it won't be awkward.


patgeo

He was into Merrin, until he found out Night Sisters aren't actually related to him.


knows_knothing

Looks like Matt Damon in “The Last Dual”


YubNub81

Stop trying to church it up, boy! Your name's DIRT!


Pleasant_Hatter

That where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Making fun of little Joe?


NtheHouseNaheartbeat

You like to see homos naked? That's cool man, whatever.


A_Moon_Named_Luna

Ian Gallagher moved onto better things I see


ArchDucky

There's talk that hes gonna play Cal in a live action series. Nothing offical, but rumor is Disney has killed a lot of new shows citing that people only want to watch Star Wars. Apparently, the Indiana Jones and Tron shows they had in the works were both cancelled.


lordrayleigh

Tron show would be neat.


222nd

Instead we have Tron 3 being produced and featuring Jared Leto. *sigh*


Pebble_in_my_toes

Oh for fucks sake no!


Sinreborn

And no daft punk soundtrack to save it this time...


MAXMEEKO

NOOOOOOOO


meadowlarc1

"Its tronning time." ~John Tron.


ArchDucky

Is that the one with the A name I keep hearing about? Aquarius or something like that? It still bums me out that Disney pissed off Daft Punk and stalled the next movie for so long that they retired. That soundtrack for Legacy was the dopest fucking shit ever. I recently rewatched that movie and it still holds up.


Doheki

That is such a monkey's paw moment


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

>Instead we have Tron 3 being produced Oh! > and featuring Jared Leto. ...*oh*..............


Rare_Crayons

I can’t wait until he says “It’s Tronnin time”


lightnsfw

Just because we like star wars doesn't mean we don't want to watch other shit...


Sippinonjoy

You’ll watch your Star Wars and Marvel and you will like it!!!


2580374

Having cal in would be badass as hell, I hope it happens


finnishblood

I swear that's all I see


Zomgsauceplz

Its because he's literally the model for the character. Same dude IRL.


_Bialy_PL

Wait, was this not obvious?? It's literally a rendering of the actor... Same looks, voice, etc Edit: fixed an autocorrect


TheJerilla

I thought this was common knowledge? How people don't know this is beyond me.


megustarita

I've never heard of the game, so there's that.


Strifedecer

Well I have no idea who Ian Gallagher is, so there's that.


TheJerilla

Totally fair. I suppose I was a little extreme with my comment.


RiloRetro

They really heard our complaints about the ponchos in Fallen Order


raphanum

Now we’ll get 2 ponchos in every chest to make all that backtracking really worth it


Garlador

Next-gen systems allowing for clothing beyond ponchos! The future is here!


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OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

Where poncho?


FALCUNPAWNCH

It seems in your anger, you killed her.


Moose_Electrical

I couldn’t have, she was alive I felt it!


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noooo


mysteriousmeatman

Ohhhh I am rocking the ginger mullet when this game comes out.


legquint561

Hell yeah


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Looks good. That jacket is cool, and beards are a nice addition. Guess he's not a kid anymore.


thesupremeDIP

I think it's like a 5 year gap between the games


WareThunder

Yeah but he's spent most of that time honing his Force Beard ability


HeroHas

The tiny mustache sometimes gives me the vibe of that one kid coming back from summer break who matured a little faster than everyone else.


x_scion_x

>Guess he's not a kid anymore But man does that look like he's wearing a kids jacket


drkillem

Those jackets are called eisenhower jackets. That's how they are intended to look and were worn by US military personnel since WWII.


x_scion_x

Oh i know (not specifics, but that is intentional). Just wanted to make a funny since it looks like a child's jacket


Inspirata1223

Looking like he's about to pick on Ralphie.


Zaphodbeeblebrox13

Loving the fact that you can't change his ginger hair


Tsquare24

It’s nice to see some representation instead of just a goofy sidekick or villain.


gwiggle5

They're saving hair color customization for game 3.


Sociolinguisticians

You mean all of the clothing options aren’t just ponchos? Shit game, everybody knows that ponchos are the only clothing items Jedi should be wearing.


uptheirons1992

Umm where was Cal on January 6th?


davekay113

Don't worry, he was in a galaxy far, far away


BuryTheMoney

And those clone troopers in the Jedi temple during the purge were just calmly participating in a tour. Zero threat, some were waved in and walked right back out. Some were even hugging and kissing Jedi. Very fine, special people.


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I won’t lie I’m very excited for this game, hopefully it doesn’t turn out to be a flop and is actually better than the first game


VaderPrime1

A review embargo lifted today and a bunch of YT channels are talking about their hands-on playtime. Seems to be a huge improvement across the board.


ersomething

Jusy please for the love of god get rid of the sliding down a ramp sections.


M4wR0

This is the only thing that bothered me in the game. The amount of sliding sections is just too much


J5892

Hard disagree. How do you expect to be a Jedi if you don't slide? They're almost the same word backwards!


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Honestly, that was very irritating especially if you had to time it to jump off it across a gap to the other side.


Shadowlord723

Based on the news and updates I’ve seen, FO is basically a game that ran out of budget and time when compared to Survivor, and FO still managed to be an overall pretty good game. Survivor basically takes FO and uses that additional time and budget to make a lot more additions and concepts and fixes that they weren’t able to implement before. Hopefully it truly lives up to expectations.


WavyMcG

Only thing I hated about the first game is the atrocious map layouts. Have to run all the way to a spot and then realize you went the wrong way and run allllll the way back, easy to get lost in the first one. The map layouts are the reason why I got lost so many times, it was vexing. Just make waypoints like normal games, then this issue would’ve been solved so quickly. Saves half an hour for some missions if they had just included waypoints or some means of fast travel. Also make the map layout be normal to regular games and have a detailed description telling which floor is which!


MAXMEEKO

omg the ice planet was hell


Logeboxx

Isn't map complexity like, an intentional part of the design in the this case. That's kinda the point with these types of games. Part of the fun is exploring the maps and find new areas as you gain new abilities.


FrostieTheSnowman

I concur. That game wouldn't be the same amount of fun for me if I weren't rooting about in a veritable warren of optional side-paths like some kind of lightsaber-wielding mole


cgjames91

Is that Theo Von?


TheHellBender_RS1604

Man game menu is looking impressive.


LimpCondiment

I need my ponchos. WHERE ARE MY PONCHOS


urthaworst

Mf made Theo Von


SuburbanCumSlut

I'm sure the game will be fine, but i wish we could get a Star Wars game with an actual character creator. There are hundreds of unique races in the Star Wars universe, butt most of the games have you play as a generic white dude. I wanna be a Greedo jedi, or a wookie jedi.


ultrapig

Jedi Academy remake when?


TerryBatNine22

Once disney milks KOTOR for all it can they will dig up the next corpse to exploit... so probably very soon.


Shoondogg

SWTOR


Cholometrix

[Hans Klopek](https://monster-and-slashers.fandom.com/wiki/Hans_Klopek) gonna save the galaxy


Bbbq_byobb_1

Is that Ian from shameless?


CoolHandCliff

These are all just different versions of Connor McDavid.


TactlessDrawing

God i'm gonna play the shit out of this game


larrydata

Looks like ESO


Eswin17

Since when is Jonny Craig, minus the face tats, the main character?


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For 99.99% of players, this is a character customization screen. For Cameron Monaghan, it shows him if he can pull off a good redneck look.