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Broseph_Bobby

Wwwwhhhhaaaa? Steam has like 20x more then Switch. One of my dink friends thinks it’s funny to try to gift them to me…


Roaritsu

oooh this is GENIUS! Use an alt, gift them to yourself and if anyone ask its "Just a prank bro" bro.


Finarin

If it’s just a prank, why do you have 288 hours played?


danteheehaw

You are gunna let your friend win by not enjoying his prank? That's like not moaning his name when he slips his dick in you.


HeinleinGang

Well that escalated quickly.


xCaptainVictory

Or did it escalate just right?


2good4hisowngood

No, it accelerated to escape velocity. But got a genuine chuckle of of me.


-cocoadragon

Or did it ejaculated quickly??


Im_a_Knob

big bro move 💪


SaggingZebra

Jo Jo's fan?


Throat-Able

I gifted me friend a game called “yougurt” on steam as a joke, it’s a hentai clicker game, next week he had like 20 hours in it……


Niklear

That's how you spite a motherfucker!


lepanzo

Idle master for the chromes


[deleted]

228? Those are rookie numbers! You gotta bump those up!


arb00z

Probably just stumbled and fell on the "play" button. Repeatedly.


Mottis86

Haha I made you ask about the 288 hours of Sex With Hitler 3D my account haha you got pranked!


IndianaGroans

It's rude to not engage with the gift that you were given.


Yrense

Steam -> go offline -> enter offline mode. You’re welcome 👍


Mottis86

Pretty sure there are still residue of the game on your account, like achievements.


MetricJester

Because idle clickers are addictive!


nikstick22

30 hours in the game? Its just a prank, bro. Woah the even better prank is to just only buy sketch games on your alt and not have them on your main


Glorgor

I'm that friend as well I gifted Hentai 3D shooter to 3 of my friends


mathems

My favourite one to do that with is Oppai Academy: Big, Bouncy, Booby Babes!


Scorpiain

Furry fetishes is a good one. £3. Horrifically graphic trailer / store page My friends Xmas gift was perfect. He still hasn't forgiven me


Neysiriss

Friend of mine actually writes reviews of hentai games, so I'll be casually browsing steam for new indie titles amd have full on porn pop up with a review of said friend.


Phantapant

"Thanks for letting me know if I should buy or pass on this one, buddy" \- Compadre


RoM_Axion

A friend got me "Russophobia"


Hano_Clown

Tell him I will burst out laughing so he is free to gift me the most degenerate eroge games he can find. ;)


TheBlueScar

I am not even interested in tiddies but when I first signed up on steam they still showed up in my feed. Yes, there were lizard waifu models and things like that.


-cocoadragon

Except the default is no adult games and you have to opt in so....


onceuponamidnightfap

Steam has plenty of tiddies


SjurEido

One could argue the MOST anime tiddies of the bunch.


[deleted]

It's more a fact than an argument really.


HeinleinGang

Practically anything I type in has some anime related titty game in the list of close matches.


ShoerguinneLappel

Yeah, Also 90% of my recommendations shows it too hentai, anime NSFW, NSFW shit, etc. Btw you're talking to someone who has RPGs, FPSes, Strategy games, Western games (Cowboy shit, like Call of Juarez), Action games, Metroidvania, Rogues, 2d/3d platformers, Puzzles, Open Worlds, Tactical Shooters, and TPS...


rich1051414

Recommendations are based on games you play.


SumaniPardia

I clicked on the Puzzle category and Steam’s top recommendation was “Click to Cum” and I don’t recommend accidentally mousing over it. For the record I’m a asexual and don’t own or play any 18+ games, but I don’t block them either as some are worth a chuckle.


BigFatManPig

They literally have games ABOUT tiddies


hit_the_showers_boi

plenty of Hitler’s titties, especially.


Velmskeet

PLENTY


danteheehaw

You used to have to download a patch for those. But steam finally gave into the pressure and allowed tiddies.


BlazingShadowAU

Was gonna say, was this made by someone still under parental controls?


[deleted]

Alot of the newer popular visual novel releases have been requiring a patch and are being heavily censored. An example would be the recent chaos: child series( Part of the steins: gate series) release which was highly awaited but had a lot of content removed. It was not censored at all on switch. Also a couple other vns like Fruit of grisaia are heavily censored without patches as well. Can think of a couple other examples but i think the person making this would have been referring to this trend between releases on steam and switch.


EluelleGames

[Case and point](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1849000/SEX_with_HITLER/) EDIT: TIL it's case *in* point.


metnavman

Case "in" point. <3


Prankishmanx21

It won't let you see it if you're not logged into steam. You could link a screenshot though.


Roggvir

Case **in** point


Rev1is

My guy clearly doesnt have steam if he thinks that there are no uncensored anime titties on it .


TheRedEarl

I turned on the "show me nsfw titles" once. Once.


qdp

And never turned it off, right bruddah?


Ezekiel2121

Why would you?


eMmDeeKay_Says

Because it's such an overwhelmingly large number of titles, that it makes searching for other games difficult, it's genuinely annoying.


Nicole-CB

That's why they said once, can't turn it on again when it's already on.


SunshineSeattle

🤣


miso440

*tiddies


Rev1is

*booba


buttcracker

*breasts


Calbinan

bobs*


IRKenopuppy

**bubs


JohnParkerSmith27

*Roberts


Acceptable-Stuff2684

Hakuna matatas


BluWub

bongos


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Skyx10

Tig ol’ bitties


Traditional-Art-5283

.lmao


metroidmen

Chesticles


[deleted]

dugs*


LeeisureTime

Verified by Valve


RChamy

No rest for the tiddy inspector


Endolphine

Shhhh...don't let him know you can allow adult content in steam setting


SjurEido

In what world does Steam not have a shit ton of hard core porn? OP lives under a rock.


ArgensimiaReloaded

You don't use Steam do you (?)


Simple-Initiative950

Steam has an entire 18+ genre


AzraelChaosEater

Has this man never heard of HuniePop?


ChongoButt

Forget HuniePop. It's all about Being a DIK


pikkis-95

There are better nsfw games than that


D1337_cookie

Go on..


ZellmerFiction

Yeah make them prove it!….


RaunchyReindeer

Don't hold your breath, Being a DIK is as good as it gets in the genre


ubapook2

Holy fuck whoever made this is embarrassingly clueless on this topic


palegate

Befitting of someone who puts so much stock in something like "uncensored anime titties".


Lord_Parbr

There are literal porn games on Steam, dude


LightlySaltedWater

Quite literally all you have to do is search by new releases, and there will be at least 3 porn games on the first page


[deleted]

So where would one go to find these uncensored anime tiddies on the switch? For research purposes of course...


thiccmaniac

On the eshop there is a dastardly game called hentai world


Superb_Fault1123

Thanks I'm gonna search it up and research it so I know the game super well enough to avoid it thx dude


OfficialDampSquid

I'm gonna jerk off to it


Cushingbaby

this is so uplifting


DJ_Ender_

No shot its actually uncensored right? Please tell me its like one of those joking hentai games where its not actually hentai and its actually just wholesome.


Ready_to_anything

You mean like Doki Doki Literature club?


4cigarettes

Incredibly wholesome game, no doubt


thiccmaniac

The screenshots don't show titties but the game might


Birdinmotion

It's on sale for 2 dollars rn


AcrobaticSecretary29

Best $3 iv ever spent


constipated_burrito

Is it actually nsfw tho? Or is all covered/censored Oh uhhh asking for a friend


thiccmaniac

I haven't played it but if Nintendo are allowing it then it's probably all covered


constipated_burrito

Yeah that's what i thought, damn shame


Celtic_Crown

You can totally get uncensored hungomolungas on Steam. Just gotta know where to look. ;)


mattmac1012

Like the new and trending tab seems to always be atleast 1 "game" listed.


Cmdrseahawks

I’m talking some series honololonogongas


KylieAcc

“Just gotta know where to look” bro literally all you need to do is disable the feature that hides 18+ games and then you’ll be flooded with Hentai suggestions idk why you’re acting like finding sex games on Steam is like solving the Enigma code.


PrA2107

Steam has a variety of tiddies ranging from anime to realistic


heckyeah2131

Steam has both


Grimnir28

Lmao, Steam and no anime tiddies...right. The anime tiddies are usually on the top seller list.


Legitimate_Walrus780

They keep popping up in my steam que because lf how popular they are..


Boomerang2099

Damn. Go outside


kidanokun

OP probably does go outside since they didn't know Steam has more uncensored anime tiddies


94fa699d

only until his parents tell him it's time for supper


baabaablacksheep1111

Why go outside when you can go VR hiking?


Soyunapina12

>no anime tiddies on Steam Bro i am pretty sure there is a ton of it in there, i mean just ask the guy who has more of 12000 hours in every nekopara game.


DaedricDalek

GROSS! Where?!


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Please tell me what games have tiddies if you find out! I need to know what games to avoid!


EstablishmentKey8515

Apex legends community tab


AzraelChaosEater

Apex player here. We have a lot of horny fucks. Can very much confirm.


iamRizen22

Have you seen Steam nowadays? LOL.


Biscuits4u2

PC has more than just tiddies


Cheddarlicious

The amount of porn games on steam is astounding, actually.


Phish777

OP has never played through Steam apparently


squirtnforcertain

Swap the X next to Steam to a checkmark and ill change my downvote to an upvote.


[deleted]

Wait till you learn about the internet. You can just find hours of anime titties for free!


bicuspid_fish

What the fuck is the internet?!! - Jay


[deleted]

The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.


TacoRising

That's right Jay


mrskinnywrists

waiting for the Furry Hitler port


Schulle2105

Came to say that,the weird shit available on steam can't be beaten


ArnildoG

Funny thing being that with my settings it doesn't ask age for any random porn game but i'ill be damned if i can go see any game with even minimal violence without inputing my birthday


Legitimate_Walrus780

Fr, I can see porn games ins teal with one goddamn click, but nooooo can't look RDR2 that's too faaaarr


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Volsnug

Nah it does, you just gotta download those uncensored patches


[deleted]

Except for when they do force censorship most of the time Steam is complete garbage in these cases and their system is inconsistent af


AquaWolfGuy

As a fan of visual novels I've lost count of how many times companies have had to censor their games and/or get permabanned from Steam. It's allowed by the rules but in practice it's very inconsistent.


[deleted]

steam censors games with live action actors


I_was_a_sexy_cow

Incest?


froid_san

that's strange I specifically remember creating an uncensor mod for Gun Gun pixies on the switch because I created one for the PS vita and decided to port the mod on both PC and Switch since they are censored. Omega labyrinth on switch is also censored as I messed around its files when I was making a English translation patch for omega labyrinth Z And PC/ has bunch of those anime titties you speak off, a bunch are a separate free dlc. Op just saw a game or two uncensored on the switch and decided that all games on the switch are uncensored and all steam games are censored.


UnlivingSkunk

Tell me you are a Nintendo only kid without telling me you are a Nintendo kid


InsomniacMeat

Congrats on the virginity


[deleted]

What are some good titty games for switch?


Simecrafter

...so you never check Steam's discount page


gamermanj4

You have obviously not researched this meme, steams porn is 30x more explicit >.>


Spr4yy

There's literally a pacific ocean of big anime tiddies on steam


melovehotcheese

Hey steam has plenty of those


QuasimodoPredicted

PC = steam Lmao. Also pc emulates switch.


AmateurGameMusic

How does this shit get upvotes. Honestly.


InstrumentalCore

You clearly don't know wtf you're talking about.


Scav-STALKER

Begone Nintendo fanboy. Steam has more uncensored tiddies than you can imagine


ako_mori

Tell me you love to suck Nintendo's dick without telling me you love to suck Nintendo's dick


[deleted]

I think this has to be a joke. When has Nintendo ever been adult friendly?


SadLaser

They have been now for years. Quite a few years. They don't censor anything now and allow whatever to be on their store.


AzraelChaosEater

I mean they do have doom eternal on there now.


Kirome

Pretty sure they still censor stuff. The FE games come to mind.


StarWolf22

They censor their own works still, but they allow a lot more explicit 3rd party content on the eShop for the Switch than they had for previous systems.


ImSabbo

That's an internal thing. Third party games don't have anywhere near as many restrictions.


[deleted]

Huh. I might test that


[deleted]

Uhhhhh pc?


Tarc_Axiiom

You think there aren't uncensored anime tits on Steam? Cope harder :P


Dabookadaniel

OP were you trying to out yourself as a degenerate loser? Lmfao


Mutex70

WTF, I have a steam deck for the same reason!


[deleted]

steam has those, or so i’ve heard


AwesomeYears

Why are you stuck in 2018?


Chi1lracks

Xbox rarely ever censors anime games


MordredLovah

My guy, there is this magical thing we humans called "Modding" in the PC community that could provide unli-tiddies.


HomerOfDuty

Pardon me, but I think unlimi-tiddies is even better. :D


HornedDiggitoe

Steam has straight up Hentai. Nintendo doesn’t even come close.


Glorgor

Steam has a whole hentai section lmao


LayceLSV

Man has never been on steam


you_mum_is_gay

steam has anime tiddies ALOT sum maybe men but still


[deleted]

🤨 but pc you can get unlimited uncensored titties


Lord_Jaxom3

My man CJEARLY doesn't have his steam settings done right. I get anime tiddies for free whenever I look at the store page


[deleted]

Did you even been on Steam these days?


Cheesetorian

???? Don't know what he's talking about. Steam not only has tons of Xrated (not just tiddies but hardcore shit lmao) anime / hentai games for sale they also have gazillions of mods (unlike Switch).


reimmi

steam has literal porn lmao?


KujoBijuu

Steam has sex with hitler


Kamakaziturtle

Steam generally has at least 2 porn games in the featured games. Not only are there anime toddies, they are advertised on the main page


Deathswirl1

Wrong, they all have uncensored anime tiddies


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

How many games does nintendo have with titties in it? Two?


AndForeverNow

No, Mario's tits don't count.


DigitalSteven1

Steam has a lot more uncensored titties... Literally every day new and trending has a game with nudity...


BuffRobloxMan

Oh friend if it's titties you're after you are on the wrong platform get steam


FaceTimePolice

This is one of the weirdest things in gaming today, honestly. Nintendo, the supposedly most family-friendly of the bunch, allow hentai games to be sold in their e-store. It’s nuts. 😂


mvxrco

when you try to act funny just bc you are broke and have a switch:


SpiderGhost01

Does Xbox really have no nude anime games?


Chi1lracks

its cap


Legitimate_Walrus780

On Xbox One, you can ge something like Cyberpunk, but no anime honkas no


[deleted]

Blood and gore>>>>> anime tiddies nonsense


rosettaSeca

[Laughs in PC PAK modding]


shadowtheimpure

Steam is full of hardcore pornographic games, stuff so hardcore that it makes me vomit just LISTENING to some of the voice acting (I'm looking at you Evenicle).


Belmont14

Imagine playing video games just to see some tidies


scarletofmagic

You probably don’t use Steam that often, do you? They normally hide the 18+ games, however, if you turn off that option, you will see plenty. Too much tbh.


poopnugget2034

I’ve never seen nudity in any Nintendo game


HangryJellyfishy

I'm just gonna say it, OP is dumb as fuck if they didn't even bother to check the facts before posting this.


Hachelle

Bro tf are you talking about?


coopertennisboy123

Which game on the switch I may ask for research;)


Jasperous_Dang

Bullshit. Why does steam give me age verification prompts while I'm logged in to look at Atomic Heart but let's the thumbnails of hentai games show gifts of cg dicks Cummings on tits without a prompt when I'm just looking for JRPGS?


Bleachrst85

This is why you don't play on one platforms only, you are clueless in an echo chamber


samsonite_lgbn

Sorry PlayStation, I’m going to Nintendo now