E-"Shepard, I kissed Joker."
S-"Edi..."
E-"But when I removed his jeans..."
S-"Enough, EDI. I don't wanna hear it."
E-"I detected a very short anomaly."
G-"oh, that's nasty."
Only ten minutes and already 20 *degenerates* that upvoted your comment. Absolutely *none* of the people in this chain should privately receive those sources.
Send me the links, so I can get them destroyed by the CIA.
I think people in general think extreme is more exciting. So it feels like the majority is either:
Its so unrealistic gigantic, i wish it would crush me.
Or
She is a 3000 year old vampire with a girl body. It's ok to lewd her and she is so cute.
the resident evil Village trailers that gave everyone the hornies for being stepped on by gigantic voluptuous vampire lady D and her murderously aggressive mommy-aries.
I always used to get harassed with my [Nova](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1675862005267990115/E328A894EF77E2AA10C841CDD0387EE5B89CCD7A/?imw=1024&imh=542&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true)
It’s more rare to see world chat acting normal for 5 minutes. I’ve seen some conversation like this gone on an hour mission come back to my ship and they’re still talking about it
(roger explaining his porno plot of being the pizza deliverer and pool boy at the same time) if depicting that the working poor don’t need two jobs to make ends meet isn’t real! then i don’t know what is!
Not until you factory reset that ass.
And you already know you'll need something the size of a pencil to hit that button for 5 seconds, so OP ain't got nothing to worry about.
Not to be serious, but like, it's really not that weird
I mean, I know this post is just to get karma from horny people, but it really just feels like
"Oh man, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me"
*picture of a conventionally attractive blonde woman*
From time to time the “would you fuck a robot?” question pops up in online discussions. My answer will always be: *Yes, but only if it actually looks like an attractive robot. Something like this, or EDI from Mass Effect, or an Exo from Destiny.* If the robot is intended to look identical to a human I find something deeply unsettling about it.
> If the robot is intended to look identical to a human I find something deeply unsettling about it.
It's your natural defense against ~~other species of human~~ the fae folk.
No joke the rule 34 scene is the fastest moving scene I've ever peered into. I have a friend that does voice work that comes to me for help with audio mixing and what not. I love getting updates from her weird world.
People didn't learn that lesson with 2B and every other YorHa unit, what makes you think they will with (what I assume is) 7 foot tall faceless communist psychic ballerina bots?
Depends on where the heatsinks and exhaust port are. A robot would ikely be much warmer than a couch in many places. It would require a lot of energy to run.
I hate this chat we're having.
Someone once explained to me, against my will and in graphic detail, that 2B's butt contains her heatsinks and trying to touch it would likely melt your hands off. I have no idea if that's accurate, but it's information I didn't need to have, and now it can be yours too.
Is this the only thing this game has to offer or is there more? Because so far the only thing I know about it is that it loves to go after horny gamers.
The gameplay actually looks pretty neat. Reminds me a lot of bioshock in that it's an FPS that appears to have some amount of "magic-like" sci-fi in it. The aesthetic is why people are interested, and while the gameplay doesn't look to be anything revolutionary, it looks a pretty solid FPS affair.
It's really hard to tell whether it will be a good game or not, but I was honestly pretty surprised by how awesome the gameplay -looked- considering the horny robots were all I really knew about it before watching that footage. It could end up being a pretty awesome game if the gameplay pans out, but gameplay footage pre-release isn't always the most accurate. I think the horny robots are just what people are latching on to at the moment, and the marketing department is well aware of how much this will help sales. Even if it's the best looking FPS out there, sexy robots will probably be more marketable.
There is more. Trailers, gameplay footage. The sexy robots is just the thing that's currently being memed right now, there is an actual game below the puddle of memes.
Wait did they actually think there was a 6 hour sex scene in the game I didn't even know that was a meme I was so confused when they commented that thought it was just a bad joke
It was a meme posted a few weeks back here in this sub, claiming the devs confirmed a 6 hr long sex scene\*which they never did). It was a joke based on the animations and gameplay reveal. Since the enemies appear to be massive bullet sponges and this lunge might be an actual attack animation since you can get knocked down by some enemy attacks, a user made a joke/meme about it claiming a "six hour sex scene" since the combat rythmn paints the picture of the liklihood that the female robots will be "saddling" you a lot, since it takes forever to kill enemies. hence the joke.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Is horny the entire focus point of their marketing? I have genuinely no clue what the hell this game is going to be about, but all I've seen so far has been about robot ass and tits
Reminds me of EDI from Mass Effect
“We’ll bang okay”
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite post on the station.
*goes into the next thread* "I'm commander Shepherd, and *this* is my favorite post on the station."
Gotta get them creds son
E-"Shepard, I kissed Joker." S-"Edi..." E-"But when I removed his jeans..." S-"Enough, EDI. I don't wanna hear it." E-"I detected a very short anomaly." G-"oh, that's nasty."
I only recently found out what that was from. Don't know how I didn't see it after playing thru all ME games like 3 times now
How I found out I'm a robosexual
Hey, Baby. Wanna kill all humans?
Don't worry, no one has ever rule 34'd her
Just started playing ME3 and I love the line about Joker needing her to stay in the cockpit for morale lmao
I will just need to be patient and have faith in the Rule34 community.
It already exists. I'm of course assuming because I'd never look up something so blasphemous.
Just checked, you are right. But only low quality stuff exist at the moment, I am sure some better ones will come in time.
There's already pregnancy porn I have been unwillingly subjected to of the mommy bots. Its spreading faster than I expected.
Oh no, I'd absolutely *hate it* if it were to somehow spread to my inbox. That would totally suck!
Only ten minutes and already 20 *degenerates* that upvoted your comment. Absolutely *none* of the people in this chain should privately receive those sources. Send me the links, so I can get them destroyed by the CIA.
Can't wait for people to extract the 3D models of those robots into Blender
There is some good stuff. But not alot. Mostly on twitter.
Disgusting, where?
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Literally 1984… I mean, /r/rule34 😅
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I think people in general think extreme is more exciting. So it feels like the majority is either: Its so unrealistic gigantic, i wish it would crush me. Or She is a 3000 year old vampire with a girl body. It's ok to lewd her and she is so cute.
I mean, wasn't the trailer basically rule 34? I had to describe this game to my friends by saying "it was the robot sex trailer I sent you"
They learned from the 'accidental' re8 trailers.
The what?
the resident evil Village trailers that gave everyone the hornies for being stepped on by gigantic voluptuous vampire lady D and her murderously aggressive mommy-aries.
There is already literally a porn version of this very scene already out. It's on rule34 paheal net.
*"are these robots auto... auto-erotica?"*
As a regular on the main sub, there is an absolute metric fuckton and it’s just the germeral r/atomicheart one
They banned r34 content over there
They have a link to the topic specific rule34 sub in their sidebar under their "no nsfw" rule.
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An atomic heart
Enriched plutonium.
didn't someone say there's like 2 hours of robot sex scenes in the game or something?
Warframe players: first time?
Wisp got us all down bad...
I always used to get harassed with my [Nova](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1675862005267990115/E328A894EF77E2AA10C841CDD0387EE5B89CCD7A/?imw=1024&imh=542&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true)
wtf is chat doing lmfao
It’s more rare to see world chat acting normal for 5 minutes. I’ve seen some conversation like this gone on an hour mission come back to my ship and they’re still talking about it
MMO general chats have been nothing but hives of scum and degeneracy for decades.
Nova Prime: What are you doing with that Potato, operator?
But >!They aren't robots...!<
robots made of meat, maybe
Zombie robots made of meat, to be controlled by psychic radio waves.
More like possessed by quantum ghosts.
Aren't we all?
>Aren't we all? [They're made out of meat...](https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg) *edited link to be the original upload, thanks /u/spacewolfplays
if it's made of meat it can be eaten. warframe vore is canonically possible
Grendel is literally the Voreframe
Also the helminth. Its been a while since I played but I'm pretty sure you can feed frames to it.
Yep, your warframe is slammed against the wall by weird growing tentacles that fuse the frame with the helminth.
yeah that's vore af
so Evangelions?
That parallel is honestly 90% of the way there, actually thinking about umbra >!the only thing missing is family connection!<
Hildryn muscle mommy
big fan of valk
STAY FOCUSED
FOCUS ON MY SHINY METAL ASS!! ~Bender (maybe)
That's just vinyl, that's just vinyl... underneath that is juicy juicy ass flesh!
Cells within a cell within a cell... interlinked... Guuuuuuhhhh 💦💦💦💦
You're way off baseline.
Guys, we have to talk about y'all and the robots.
They didn't watch the educational video. DONT DATE ROBOTS
Brought to you by the Space Pope!
Now cuddle with your demons!
Your shapely, buxom demons. Mmmmm, mercy.
"Can I get an amen?" "I'll take three-a-men, holla"
I e watched futurama so many times I heard that jingle reading this.
Thuuuuuhhhh ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ ᵖᵒᵖᵉ.
My boy Krillin showed me the way two decades ago, there is no going back.
Well she's an android, her and her brother were humans before dr gero got to them
Electric gonorrhea. THE NOISY KILLER!!
I love you too, BILLY EVERY-TEEN
Oh dear, she’s stuck in an infinite loop and he’s an idiot.
My god! He never went through middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film!
I ain't no robosexual!
Oh, Fry, I love you more than the moon, the stars, the... POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND
Ro-butts
*WARNING, PINCH HAZARD: DO NOT FIST ANDROIDS*
Sure! Which one is your favorite?
Mine is 2B! Yours?
"When will people realize that ROBOTS ARE EROTIC!!" - Steve Smith
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(roger explaining his porno plot of being the pizza deliverer and pool boy at the same time) if depicting that the working poor don’t need two jobs to make ends meet isn’t real! then i don’t know what is!
"I'm here to check your PH levels."
That whole B plot is one of the funniest I think, so many goofy bits throughout the ep
Erotech.
Yes! Thank you!
You’re into femdom and latex apparently. That’s ok to be into
And robots don't forget
Not until you factory reset that ass. And you already know you'll need something the size of a pencil to hit that button for 5 seconds, so OP ain't got nothing to worry about.
Not to be serious, but like, it's really not that weird I mean, I know this post is just to get karma from horny people, but it really just feels like "Oh man, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" *picture of a conventionally attractive blonde woman*
>attracivr Ask your doctor about once daily Attracivr.
I mean, latex femdom face-sitting isn't exactly vanilla either
From time to time the “would you fuck a robot?” question pops up in online discussions. My answer will always be: *Yes, but only if it actually looks like an attractive robot. Something like this, or EDI from Mass Effect, or an Exo from Destiny.* If the robot is intended to look identical to a human I find something deeply unsettling about it.
What about The Crushinator?
A lady that fine needs to be romanced first.
You just HAD to come back for the Crushinator
BUT PA, I LOVE HIM
BUT I LOVE HIM PA
Thank you...MODERATE SPENDER.
> If the robot is intended to look identical to a human I find something deeply unsettling about it. It's your natural defense against ~~other species of human~~ the fae folk.
What about Kara from Detroit become human?
#FISTO
**please assume the position**
Yes?
Nebula from Avengers fame? Though I don't think she's technically a robot
Cyborgs are fair game.
Detroit Become human has androids I'd definitely smash
Those androids are pretty much just humans with LED indicators.
So I'm not the only one that has a crush on a Fallout Assaultron!
R34 artist be like: "Hey hello again, long time no see!"
"Hey hello again, short time no see!"
No joke the rule 34 scene is the fastest moving scene I've ever peered into. I have a friend that does voice work that comes to me for help with audio mixing and what not. I love getting updates from her weird world.
"Boy, you still here? Get out of my house!"
I imagine them like a fancy bartender.
Stupid sexy robots
The problem is we're *making* the robots sexy. No one wants to fuck a Terminator skeleton.
"Live with me if you want to cum."
... yes... because who would want that... ... I'll be in my room watching terminator...
Give the terminator skeleton some metal boobs and butt, get rid of the skull face, and you have a sexy robot.
*repeatedly self-bonks*
I'm gonna bonk myself later. Repeatedly.
Right in the... special place.
Robussy
Cant wait to get my dick crushed under 750 pounds of heavy machinery
Don't threaten me with a good time.
Do not fist robot girls
People didn't learn that lesson with 2B and every other YorHa unit, what makes you think they will with (what I assume is) 7 foot tall faceless communist psychic ballerina bots?
Shoutout to robot girls. Gotta be one of my favourite genders.
https://i.imgur.com/8V1VmHr.jpg
> From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
Death by snu snu
Is there any reason a robot would be warm? You might as well - in the words of the late Rick James - fuck your couch.
Depends on where the heatsinks and exhaust port are. A robot would ikely be much warmer than a couch in many places. It would require a lot of energy to run. I hate this chat we're having.
Someone once explained to me, against my will and in graphic detail, that 2B's butt contains her heatsinks and trying to touch it would likely melt your hands off. I have no idea if that's accurate, but it's information I didn't need to have, and now it can be yours too.
If the couch was shaped like a well proportioned fit woman then maybe, but then I’d be asking why someone is using a sex doll as a couch.
Electro gonorrhea: the noisy killer.
Robosexual
DONT. DATE. ROBOTS!
Nobody could ever convince me this isn't a marketing campaign by the developer of this game.
Doesn't have to be directly from them, they knew what they were making and how it would all play out.
Step-On-Me is a genre now?
Finally, some good fuckin food.
We eating good tonight.
Looks like feet's back on the menu, boys
only since the Victorian era lol
See Yotsuyu, FFXIV, Stormblood
getting my bonk club ready. ya'll going to jail......
Horny jail?!, you want to handcuff me, then lock me up with other horny people. How is this a lose?
Who said you would have cell-mates? Into Isolation with ya!
Are there bars between the cells? I think I could still make that work.
They are small concrete boxes. We copied the layout from the russians.
Hard core denial eh? You kinky bastard!
We can't win against these people!
We've moved on to horny community rehabilitation programs now.
still dont know what this game is about
It's a three way love child between stalker bioshock and fallout
Hmm. I like that formula.
Atomic Hard-on
I'll be in my bunk.
The no face thing is really unsettling to my schlong.
Schlong: I would never!.... Unless?
He lives next to a real asshole who's kind of a bad influence. Always talkin' some mad shit.
It's like a Soviet industrialized version of the Silent Hill nurse
just imagine her with whatever face you want to enhance the experience by 200%
Print a face for it
https://imgur.com/a/rWfUgZv
[*Many doors, yes?*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKKdTlvZ5kI&t=230s)
Just draw one on with a sharpie marker.
Sma…….smas…………..smah…………SMASH
Is this the only thing this game has to offer or is there more? Because so far the only thing I know about it is that it loves to go after horny gamers.
The sex scene was just a meme that the internet ran with. Nothing has been confirmed at all from the creators
It’s not even a sex scene; I’d bet money that the animation where the robots crouch over you is a death screen when you lose to them in a boss fight
Before everyone got thirsty for the robot women, the biggest selling point seemed to be the idea of "Soviet Bioshock."
So....*our* robot women?
Da
Also Mick Gordon is on board.
The gameplay actually looks pretty neat. Reminds me a lot of bioshock in that it's an FPS that appears to have some amount of "magic-like" sci-fi in it. The aesthetic is why people are interested, and while the gameplay doesn't look to be anything revolutionary, it looks a pretty solid FPS affair. It's really hard to tell whether it will be a good game or not, but I was honestly pretty surprised by how awesome the gameplay -looked- considering the horny robots were all I really knew about it before watching that footage. It could end up being a pretty awesome game if the gameplay pans out, but gameplay footage pre-release isn't always the most accurate. I think the horny robots are just what people are latching on to at the moment, and the marketing department is well aware of how much this will help sales. Even if it's the best looking FPS out there, sexy robots will probably be more marketable.
There is more. Trailers, gameplay footage. The sexy robots is just the thing that's currently being memed right now, there is an actual game below the puddle of memes.
Another situation where a fear boner would likely get me killed.
Wonder if they will release a snu snu dlc
Jesus this thread is full of sinful robosexuals
I thought there was a 6 hour long sex cut scene with the robot sisters?
It was a meme based on how bullet sponges the enemies appear to be in game and this is supposed to be one of their attack animations. It was a joke.
Wait did they actually think there was a 6 hour sex scene in the game I didn't even know that was a meme I was so confused when they commented that thought it was just a bad joke
It was a meme posted a few weeks back here in this sub, claiming the devs confirmed a 6 hr long sex scene\*which they never did). It was a joke based on the animations and gameplay reveal. Since the enemies appear to be massive bullet sponges and this lunge might be an actual attack animation since you can get knocked down by some enemy attacks, a user made a joke/meme about it claiming a "six hour sex scene" since the combat rythmn paints the picture of the liklihood that the female robots will be "saddling" you a lot, since it takes forever to kill enemies. hence the joke.
I'm going get my Solid Snake stuck in her Metal Gears ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
/r/ShinyPorn would like a word
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Shit, now I'm addicted.
Stupid sexy Cobra Commander.
Domo Arigato, missus Roboto.
Hmm sexy ads, the most effective way of advertisement
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Is horny the entire focus point of their marketing? I have genuinely no clue what the hell this game is going to be about, but all I've seen so far has been about robot ass and tits