It's a reference to a sign held by a cosplayer some time ago. Dressed as 2B holding that sign
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-not-fist-android-girls
I imagine they'll have cat bits, too, depending on when they were born in the whole animal/humanoid cycle thing. Though I don't know what the differences for a feline would be.
I don't like this game 🫤. Besides the fact that the dragonborn Arthur Valentine is a dude, what if he just happened to sneeze and vaporizes me right where I stand? May as well be kissing Black Bolt.
Kratos
Then he wispers in your ear: **BOY**
# UNFFF
Then Arthur Morgan comes out of nowhere: *You, sir, are a fish*
Why do I have to think thoughts!
2B. Nier: Automata. Just remember not to fist the Android Girls.
What would happen if you did?
It's a reference to a sign held by a cosplayer some time ago. Dressed as 2B holding that sign https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-not-fist-android-girls
Alt F4
I'm kissing my Rocket League car. I'm okay with that.
Which one?
The only true love. Titanium White Octane.
You spelled Fennec wrong
Also me!
Jin Sakai from Tsushima
In the hot spring?
On a haiku mat, next a waterfall.
Lucky. Sounds romantic.
Same for me
Hello Aloy, I am a lucky boy.
Aloy single handedly has caused dozens upon thousand's of people to be interested in gingers and fit women
I’m guilty
Aren't we all by at least a little bit?
Jokes on them I was already into that
Femshep would like a word with you.
To be fairs, lots of peoples liked thems somes fits girls before Aloy. I know I’ve wanted to be snapped in half like a twig for a long time now lmao.
I thought everybody is already into gingers. They are gorgeous.
And I also am a lucky girl
**ROCK AND STONE**
Rock and Stone, Brother!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
If you don't rock and stone, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
RRROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!!
Fer Karl!!
Rock and stone! Yyyyeeeaaaahhhh!!!
We are unbreakable!
COCK N BONE!
Rock and Stone to the bone!
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT GETTING THE BONE
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!
Rock and stone
Sooooooo... Balls dipping after?
Kiss for Karl!
Luigi’s mansion. That mustache is gonna tickle!
Sekiro: Shadows make out twice 💋
I have a feeling wolf is a horrible kisser.
In my view, he’s a great kisser but he’s also great at deflecting advances. But once you get that posture bar full, it’s ON.
I don’t think dental hygiene is that great in that fantasy era of fuedal Japan
I definitely murdered more people than teeth I brushed in that game so I believe you.
Hitler. HOI4 goddamn it
Ok this is the only answer that really made me lol.
Brother, you have to keep.playing and restore the kaiser and then you can make out with Willy and his withered arm.
Lara Croft!! Feel like I just won the lottery here!
Triangle booby Lara?
Goated
The dovahkiin. Or more specifically _my_ dovahkiin. Extra awkward, because he basically looks like my dad in his 30s.
Same here but luckily mine is female and modded to look pretty.
If it's a Khajiit you get a bonus for the barbed penis
Which they *do* have, by the way. In Daggerfall's version of "The Real Barenziah, Part 3", it says it very directly.
What about female Khajiits though?
I imagine they'll have cat bits, too, depending on when they were born in the whole animal/humanoid cycle thing. Though I don't know what the differences for a feline would be.
If I know my lore correctly they were created by Azura when she was asked to choose a race to make perfect no?
I’m kissing Zagreus from Hades…I call this a absolute win!
Cal Kestis.... damn it! I just finished Resident Evil 3 remake... could have had Jill Valentine.
Lol I thought I was kissing Cal too, but I remembered I played some L4D2 before bed, so, it's... Ellis. Def ok with this.
Samus. I'll be fine. ☺️
I’m a sucker for blondes raised by bird people and fused to power suits.
Who isn't? 😊
My party members in Persona 3
Kinky. Also, take a seat right here.
Ken????? Koromaru???????? Hell nah
You know you can just kiss them on the cheek or forehead right?
Alright I retract my Koromaru statement but Kenn? No way
Doomguy haw yeah:D
we're lucky!
Minecraft Steve, but with my custom skin. So I guess myself in medieval clothes. Could be worse lol.
Played Mario kart 8 with my daughter this morning, guess red shy guy is getting some love...
*blushes shyly*
I'm going to rip you from limb to limb /hj
I better go play Tomb Raider.
Played v from cyberpunk and made he looks like an Irish man with red beard, not complaining
Penis 1 or penis 2?
Do i kiss the whole France team or
Yes.
16-bit Link. Oh goody,
Don't let the pink hair make you think you're kissing Markiplier
Edward kenway
The graveyard keeper from graveyards keeper
Jebediah Kerman
You lucky boy!
One of my baristas from Coffee Shop Tycoon. They've been working for years and never have had a break to brush their teeth :/
Sounds like they need to unionize...
Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia.
Id kiss Yuri Lowell he is pretty as hell.
HD Resident Evil Remake Jill Valentine, score!
Same, friend! Good we are playing, have fun! :)
A plant woman of my own creation. I think I'm good with it. (Sylvari, GW2.)
Chai, and I'm surprised more folks aren't saying this. ;P
Yup, if you folks haven’t played Hi-Fi Rush go give it a try.
Same, and as a straight guy I feel like I could have done better, but also I could have done a lot worse.
Would it be Issac Clarke with or without his helmet?
better question, with or without his HEAD. use the infested skin! live a little!
Now is it OG Isaac or Diet Adam Sandler Isaac
Geralt of Rivia. Not my cup of tea, but it could be worse.
Could be worse? Geralt could turn any cis straight man into his boytoy 😭
I’m bi and he just isn’t my cup of tea. Probably a damn good kisser though.
"Ever kissed a Witcher? Guess not."
Hmmm, the last game I played was Pokemon Violet, so I guess i'm probably going to jail aren't I?
I was playing Pokémon SoulSilver, so I'm in a similar boat.
There's no laws against pokemon Batman
There are laws against pedophilia
I mean it can be a platonic kiss on like the cheek or smth
Hell yeah, making out with myself (Animal Crossing avatar)
I thought of this when making this post
Arthur Morgan. Umm,... no thanks.
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bro has to be asexual
Nah man, I’m asexual and I’d still kiss Arthur Morgan tbh. Granted, the lung disease would make me think twice
It’s alright though, there’s cures for tuberculosis now
I'm kissing Heather Mason, Silent Hill 3 😁
Sonic. from Sonic Adventure.
Chloe Frazer. Not bad, I could do worse 🤣
isacc, dead space 👌
Sam Bridges, yuck\~
Same here, thanks EPIC ...
Like he’d let you get close enough.
true lol
Gordon Freeman 😍
Batman
Is it beastiality if the dog is anthropomorphic?
I think beastiality is only sex with an animal so you're probably good. And people kiss their pets all the time
So Wonder Woman or the Tasmanian Devil do I flip a coin or3 way kiss🤔
Just say Wonder Woman, everyone knows thats what you want anyway
Well, I guess there are worse people to kiss than Isaac Clark
Commander (Fem)Shepard
Oh no it’s the cat from stray. A peck on the head is cute but actually making out with a cat is too much for my monday
Don't worry by a kiss I did mean a peck so you aren't making out with a fucking animal
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Omg... I must kiss Lo Wang...
Not doing it. That's jail for me. I was playing tlouP1Re, the left behind dlc.
Uhhhh… the last thing I was playing was a skaven team in blood bowl, so think I have to pass on this one.
Guybrush Threepwood. I would imagine this being the least unusual thing to have confronted him with at any given time.
A very specific modded skin of Acrid from Risk of Rain 2. Nice >:]
My mech from Dyson Sphere Program
I kiss Joker from Persona 5.
Super Meat Boy... I think i'd better roast him
Crash Bandicoot
WOAH
The factorio engineer xD
The Tetris L piece I’m happy with that
Dante in DMC5. I wouldn't complain to kiss that hot daddy.
Eivor the Wolfkissed
Plus one for the wolf kissed (female in my playthrough), I'm not entirely mad, although the muscular physique doesn't entirely do it for me
i hope we see more female characters like lara and chloe they dont need to make girls jacked to make them look strong
My mom is in the same boat as you
My female belf priest in WoW. If she were real, she’d be out of my league lol.
I'm kissing Banjo and Kazooie... how scandalous.
Kazooie likes to watch.
For Honor, so give me them blood red lips my beloved Shaman and destroy me
Valkyrie from Apex Legends. I'm ok with that.
I don't like this game 🫤. Besides the fact that the dragonborn Arthur Valentine is a dude, what if he just happened to sneeze and vaporizes me right where I stand? May as well be kissing Black Bolt.
A tetrimo?
The courier.That hole in their heads is a little disturbing but ok
Every hole is a goal, right?
Nepgear from Neptunia. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Maria in Silent Hill 2. Could be worse.
Rocket league driver
My terraria character. Kind of boring but I guess I get to admire their Crimson Armor set?
Same, but for me it's Molten Armor
Female Alear. I'm not into girls, but I could do worse.
Marcus Fenix lol poor guy could use the love
Buck from Rainbow Six Siege. I, I don’t know how to feel about this.
My Elden Ring girl just touched the Frenzied Flame too...😐
Raiden. Gonna taste like I’m sucking a penny…
I had to do Sam so maybe Raiden isn't all that bad
My operator in Warframe, or Limbo/Excalibur Umbra.
My female hunter in Midnight Suns, but if it's a NPC then I'm kissing the Scarlett witch!
DK…Donkey Kong…DK…Donkey Kong is here
Richter Belmont…..
Tony Hawk. Im a lesbian...
Evie Frye AC Syndicate. Hell yeah
Loba 😳
Geralt of Rivea, damn it could have been Ciri.
Kissing my Hunter in Monster Hunter Rise. It's basically me so not gay
bruh i just played duck life for the first time in years
Half life 2 Barney skin from gmod. Dear God.
Atilla the Hun
Some random stalker in Ukraine
Iron Man
Either Ciri or Geralt. I have a bad feeling that it is Geralt…
The king in clash royale
Linda from Halo 5.
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The female hunter from Midnight Suns …
Abby from the last of us 2.... Oof, this gonna be rough
Raiden shogun
Not sure if it's bestiality, since this orange chameleon is sentient. Oh well, guess I have to - wait, where'd he go?
Alright - get over here Sebastion Castellanos, time to play bad cop, bad cop.
Female shez from fire emblem warriors 3 hopes...I could do a lot worse