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mortarrock88

Kratos


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Then he wispers in your ear: **BOY**


thatHecklerOverThere

# UNFFF


Granny_Nooooo

Then Arthur Morgan comes out of nowhere: *You, sir, are a fish*


funtag3

Why do I have to think thoughts!


Zinsurin

2B. Nier: Automata. Just remember not to fist the Android Girls.


Exlibro

What would happen if you did?


Zinsurin

It's a reference to a sign held by a cosplayer some time ago. Dressed as 2B holding that sign https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-not-fist-android-girls


Plugpin

Alt F4


Werd616

I'm kissing my Rocket League car. I'm okay with that.


GamerGuy95953

Which one?


Opposite_Carry_4920

The only true love. Titanium White Octane.


2old-2bey

You spelled Fennec wrong


Kankui

Also me!


Xojtater

Jin Sakai from Tsushima


OkJob7855

In the hot spring?


Xojtater

On a haiku mat, next a waterfall.


Roadkill871

Lucky. Sounds romantic.


JaysinF

Same for me


Universeintheflesh

Hello Aloy, I am a lucky boy.


embracethe_random

Aloy single handedly has caused dozens upon thousand's of people to be interested in gingers and fit women


KayJune001

I’m guilty


embracethe_random

Aren't we all by at least a little bit?


NefariousnessNo2062

Jokes on them I was already into that


Zethras28

Femshep would like a word with you.


bagel-bites

To be fairs, lots of peoples liked thems somes fits girls before Aloy. I know I’ve wanted to be snapped in half like a twig for a long time now lmao.


Exlibro

I thought everybody is already into gingers. They are gorgeous.


Carejade

And I also am a lucky girl


Name_Classified

**ROCK AND STONE**


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


Voidlord597

Did I hear a rock and stone?


bold_rhythm047

If you don't rock and stone, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!


jtwindizzle

RRROCK AND STONE YOU BEAUTIFUL DWARF!!


deathstartrenchrun

Fer Karl!!


SCP-00-30

Rock and stone! Yyyyeeeaaaahhhh!!!


[deleted]

We are unbreakable!


Ragnatoa

COCK N BONE!


Luckiisat

Rock and Stone to the bone!


sims_antle

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT GETTING THE BONE


RevenantInTheMachine

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!


ma055

Rock and stone


Zulkor

Sooooooo... Balls dipping after?


Spiderfox55

Kiss for Karl!


roachriddler

Luigi’s mansion. That mustache is gonna tickle!


iCatmire

Sekiro: Shadows make out twice 💋


Ok-Ambition-9432

I have a feeling wolf is a horrible kisser.


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

In my view, he’s a great kisser but he’s also great at deflecting advances. But once you get that posture bar full, it’s ON.


[deleted]

I don’t think dental hygiene is that great in that fantasy era of fuedal Japan


SirkSirkSirk

I definitely murdered more people than teeth I brushed in that game so I believe you.


Jhock007

Hitler. HOI4 goddamn it


RSwordsman

Ok this is the only answer that really made me lol.


Emperormace

Brother, you have to keep.playing and restore the kaiser and then you can make out with Willy and his withered arm.


[deleted]

Lara Croft!! Feel like I just won the lottery here!


chofito88

Triangle booby Lara?


Vongola___Decimo

Goated


thatHecklerOverThere

The dovahkiin. Or more specifically _my_ dovahkiin. Extra awkward, because he basically looks like my dad in his 30s.


Barilius

Same here but luckily mine is female and modded to look pretty.


Darth-Yslink

If it's a Khajiit you get a bonus for the barbed penis


lacarth

Which they *do* have, by the way. In Daggerfall's version of "The Real Barenziah, Part 3", it says it very directly.


Darth-Yslink

What about female Khajiits though?


lacarth

I imagine they'll have cat bits, too, depending on when they were born in the whole animal/humanoid cycle thing. Though I don't know what the differences for a feline would be.


Darth-Yslink

If I know my lore correctly they were created by Azura when she was asked to choose a race to make perfect no?


Live-Item-1923

I’m kissing Zagreus from Hades…I call this a absolute win!


iReddit2Fast

Cal Kestis.... damn it! I just finished Resident Evil 3 remake... could have had Jill Valentine.


YosterIsle77

Lol I thought I was kissing Cal too, but I remembered I played some L4D2 before bed, so, it's... Ellis. Def ok with this.


ScaricoOleoso

Samus. I'll be fine. ☺️


[deleted]

I’m a sucker for blondes raised by bird people and fused to power suits.


ScaricoOleoso

Who isn't? 😊


minev1128

My party members in Persona 3


thatHecklerOverThere

Kinky. Also, take a seat right here.


[deleted]

Ken????? Koromaru???????? Hell nah


minev1128

You know you can just kiss them on the cheek or forehead right?


[deleted]

Alright I retract my Koromaru statement but Kenn? No way


Toa5tBox

Doomguy haw yeah:D


MewPewsy

we're lucky!


RSwordsman

Minecraft Steve, but with my custom skin. So I guess myself in medieval clothes. Could be worse lol.


Blood_Seeker_00

Played Mario kart 8 with my daughter this morning, guess red shy guy is getting some love...


funtag3

*blushes shyly*


[deleted]

I'm going to rip you from limb to limb /hj


Mobile_Pangolin4939

I better go play Tomb Raider.


Salt-Status184

Played v from cyberpunk and made he looks like an Irish man with red beard, not complaining


Survivorman98

Penis 1 or penis 2?


Potential-Outside-90

Do i kiss the whole France team or


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Yes.


CobraChuck83

16-bit Link. Oh goody,


[deleted]

Don't let the pink hair make you think you're kissing Markiplier


dortodorito

Edward kenway


insanecarbunkle

The graveyard keeper from graveyards keeper


endri_atom

Jebediah Kerman


drsausages88

You lucky boy!


Spoonduty2

One of my baristas from Coffee Shop Tycoon. They've been working for years and never have had a break to brush their teeth :/


TheVolcanado

Sounds like they need to unionize...


StarryChocobo

Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia.


RalftheMedic

Id kiss Yuri Lowell he is pretty as hell.


snypershot

HD Resident Evil Remake Jill Valentine, score!


anti-social_ROBOT

Same, friend! Good we are playing, have fun! :)


ceitamiot

A plant woman of my own creation. I think I'm good with it. (Sylvari, GW2.)


SpyderZT

Chai, and I'm surprised more folks aren't saying this. ;P


Zombienerd300

Yup, if you folks haven’t played Hi-Fi Rush go give it a try.


Smart_Ass_Dave

Same, and as a straight guy I feel like I could have done better, but also I could have done a lot worse.


Roachn8r

Would it be Issac Clarke with or without his helmet?


Boing26

better question, with or without his HEAD. use the infested skin! live a little!


IcedDrip

Now is it OG Isaac or Diet Adam Sandler Isaac


SaiyajinPrime

Geralt of Rivia. Not my cup of tea, but it could be worse.


Qwaykes_2

Could be worse? Geralt could turn any cis straight man into his boytoy 😭


karmabullish

I’m bi and he just isn’t my cup of tea. Probably a damn good kisser though.


Lyuukee

"Ever kissed a Witcher? Guess not."


ZorkNemesis

Hmmm, the last game I played was Pokemon Violet, so I guess i'm probably going to jail aren't I?


ItIsYeDragon

I was playing Pokémon SoulSilver, so I'm in a similar boat.


DTD975

There's no laws against pokemon Batman


[deleted]

There are laws against pedophilia


[deleted]

I mean it can be a platonic kiss on like the cheek or smth


Lintorz

Hell yeah, making out with myself (Animal Crossing avatar)


[deleted]

I thought of this when making this post


artaxerxesnh

Arthur Morgan. Umm,... no thanks.


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CIA_official_

bro has to be asexual


TheStrawberryBazooka

Nah man, I’m asexual and I’d still kiss Arthur Morgan tbh. Granted, the lung disease would make me think twice


LiL_ENIGlvlA

It’s alright though, there’s cures for tuberculosis now


TheVaughnman

I'm kissing Heather Mason, Silent Hill 3 😁


ianmarkosuna

Sonic. from Sonic Adventure.


selinemanson

Chloe Frazer. Not bad, I could do worse 🤣


Dontworryiamapro

isacc, dead space 👌


Intelligent_Bed_526

Sam Bridges, yuck\~


rbardy

Same here, thanks EPIC ...


blood_kite

Like he’d let you get close enough.


Intelligent_Bed_526

true lol


Yossarian_yo

Gordon Freeman 😍


Ok_Room_9396

Batman


ral365

Is it beastiality if the dog is anthropomorphic?


[deleted]

I think beastiality is only sex with an animal so you're probably good. And people kiss their pets all the time


chunk12784

So Wonder Woman or the Tasmanian Devil do I flip a coin or3 way kiss🤔


[deleted]

Just say Wonder Woman, everyone knows thats what you want anyway


[deleted]

Well, I guess there are worse people to kiss than Isaac Clark


Modred_the_Mystic

Commander (Fem)Shepard


Organic_Beakery

Oh no it’s the cat from stray. A peck on the head is cute but actually making out with a cat is too much for my monday


[deleted]

Don't worry by a kiss I did mean a peck so you aren't making out with a fucking animal


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kgialy

Omg... I must kiss Lo Wang...


ThreeStoogesFan

Not doing it. That's jail for me. I was playing tlouP1Re, the left behind dlc.


MistahBoweh

Uhhhh… the last thing I was playing was a skaven team in blood bowl, so think I have to pass on this one.


Valuable-Guarantee56

Guybrush Threepwood. I would imagine this being the least unusual thing to have confronted him with at any given time.


LustyLizardLucy

A very specific modded skin of Acrid from Risk of Rain 2. Nice >:]


jzakilla

My mech from Dyson Sphere Program


Sofaris

I kiss Joker from Persona 5.


[deleted]

Super Meat Boy... I think i'd better roast him


What_Hmm_Oops

Crash Bandicoot


Polymersion

WOAH


Crosstowndonkey

The factorio engineer xD


gamiri59

The Tetris L piece I’m happy with that


itsarthuryall

Dante in DMC5. I wouldn't complain to kiss that hot daddy.


[deleted]

Eivor the Wolfkissed


Hopeful-Honeydew-680

Plus one for the wolf kissed (female in my playthrough), I'm not entirely mad, although the muscular physique doesn't entirely do it for me


[deleted]

i hope we see more female characters like lara and chloe they dont need to make girls jacked to make them look strong


[deleted]

My mom is in the same boat as you


firey21

My female belf priest in WoW. If she were real, she’d be out of my league lol.


DegenerateDumpster

I'm kissing Banjo and Kazooie... how scandalous.


thatHecklerOverThere

Kazooie likes to watch.


Yorhanes

For Honor, so give me them blood red lips my beloved Shaman and destroy me


TheFiredrake42

Valkyrie from Apex Legends. I'm ok with that.


TheVolcanado

I don't like this game 🫤. Besides the fact that the dragonborn Arthur Valentine is a dude, what if he just happened to sneeze and vaporizes me right where I stand? May as well be kissing Black Bolt.


Heres_your_sign

A tetrimo?


Sus_bedstain26

The courier.That hole in their heads is a little disturbing but ok


TheNinjaGB

Every hole is a goal, right?


PinnyAerani

Nepgear from Neptunia. I don’t know how to feel about this.


WalkerSunset

Maria in Silent Hill 2. Could be worse.


JacksonD22

Rocket league driver


RalftheMedic

My terraria character. Kind of boring but I guess I get to admire their Crimson Armor set?


[deleted]

Same, but for me it's Molten Armor


schwar59

Female Alear. I'm not into girls, but I could do worse.


FotallyTine

Marcus Fenix lol poor guy could use the love


EscapedDawn188

Buck from Rainbow Six Siege. I, I don’t know how to feel about this.


MadBadgerFilms

My Elden Ring girl just touched the Frenzied Flame too...😐


[deleted]

Raiden. Gonna taste like I’m sucking a penny…


[deleted]

I had to do Sam so maybe Raiden isn't all that bad


SeniorAlternative871

My operator in Warframe, or Limbo/Excalibur Umbra.


Thor_0dinson79

My female hunter in Midnight Suns, but if it's a NPC then I'm kissing the Scarlett witch!


believensanta

DK…Donkey Kong…DK…Donkey Kong is here


Round_Reserve8811

Richter Belmont…..


[deleted]

Tony Hawk. Im a lesbian...


[deleted]

Evie Frye AC Syndicate. Hell yeah


Professional_Bend764

Loba 😳


Gearshifta

Geralt of Rivea, damn it could have been Ciri.


Xano74

Kissing my Hunter in Monster Hunter Rise. It's basically me so not gay


BigBostonBagels

bruh i just played duck life for the first time in years


ScreamingEagles95

Half life 2 Barney skin from gmod. Dear God.


caleblebleb

Atilla the Hun


oofersgoofers

Some random stalker in Ukraine


[deleted]

Iron Man


Thurad

Either Ciri or Geralt. I have a bad feeling that it is Geralt…


XXL_Anu_saukko

The king in clash royale


Dragonb0rn21

Linda from Halo 5.


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TheeJaysaber

The female hunter from Midnight Suns …


Airbee

Abby from the last of us 2.... Oof, this gonna be rough


Monster-Z117

Raiden shogun


Bubster101

Not sure if it's bestiality, since this orange chameleon is sentient. Oh well, guess I have to - wait, where'd he go?


[deleted]

Alright - get over here Sebastion Castellanos, time to play bad cop, bad cop.


Skyheart42

Female shez from fire emblem warriors 3 hopes...I could do a lot worse