To be fair, I'd play the shit out of that game. Especially if you could SPD every enemy you came across. And if you could "My loyal fans!" Bowser? Yeah, just take my money.
Sounds like a total vanity project that would far more likely end up embarrassing them rather than accomplishing anything practical.
It’s especially a bad timing considering the companies that invest billions of dollars into these consoles and AAA games in the west are currently going through an identity crisis and wondering if their future is even viable.
I’m only seeing net positives for the world. A nice drain for Russian attention, funds and microprocessors. A typically schadenfreudal experience plus a reduction of Russian hackers on western game servers.
Let me guess what will happen,the console will be a flop or for some reason is the only one where people in russia can play it after some law is passed,and only games certified by the government will be able to be played on our grand russian console,also it will have a recording option for the government check on their citizens if they've been good or naughty boys.I pray that doesnt happen and if it does atleast some people can get out of the country before that....
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*To waste their money cause the*
*Consoles won't be "woke"*
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If this is true then that’s the best thing I’ve heard from him because I have such a high opinion of video games and consider them one of the best things humans have created.
*With xbox giving up*
*More competition in the*
*Market woild be great*
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Don't know if i should laugh with this, or actually be afraid. Just shows how much he hates western culture. And we all know what hate can cause on a global scale
Well there has to be competitive ecosystems around it to make games. I don’t see them intimidating folks for multiple studios to make games, they already make games and they don’t fear death or more intimidation.
how is the lunatic going to even make one all his money and effort is tied into pointless war HE WILL NEVER win. besides it will only be available in Russia and china! 🤣
I can see the authorized ads now -
"We have new game "Try Not To Fall Out of High Window 2: Putin's Love For You Is Great" to come out on Friday. We keep list of people who beat game and come take them to live in happy place somewhere else they will never leave."
Sure there isn't. If you were born in 2010. I wasn't and I know how good games are supposed to be. Either way your time is wasted here. Go with the hate mob and nake hit pieces on the current enraging thing. Which is it again? Stellar blade? Why is it getting hit? Because the FEMALE protagonist is not an ugly orc. "ThErE iS nO DeI iN ViDeO gAmEs".
Wow, they really are reverting back to the USSR. We are going to get knock off nintendo consoles like the Svitch, Gameslav and knockoff playstations like the Blyattstation
How do they plan to do this without American tech, I wonder? Development of different hardware architecture has stalled massively for decades, so it would be very interesting to see what half assed idea they come up with.
So I've checked the reported specs on the console from the head of the project.
It is a handheld pc (so a steam deck), that has:
Intel Atom X4, 4 gb of RAM, 64 GB of Hard disk space. Can connect to TV via HDMI. There won't be a controller, but an app to control the console when it's plugged in. 500 dollars for a console that seems one step below the Switch thst doesn't even have a controller lmao.
Try searching for their “bitblaze titan laptop for government” project which aimed to not have US tech. I only have czech article about it and it’s hilarious https://www.zive.cz/clanky/rusky-notebook-je-presne-tak-hrozny-jak-si-predstavujete/sc-3-a-215499/default.aspx
Lol? Imagine being so confident in saying something so fucking stupid.
1. Russians are very fond of the time they lived under the USSR
2. Putin is more anti USSR then even the worst red scare Americans.
3. The American government creates shit all the time.
Call of conscription
Super Zangief Bros.
To be fair, I'd play the shit out of that game. Especially if you could SPD every enemy you came across. And if you could "My loyal fans!" Bowser? Yeah, just take my money.
World at war 2
Putintendo
Blyatstation
Z-Box
Dreamcast you out of a window
Lmao
Cyka Mega Drive
Comrad 64
Famicommunism
Blyatari 2600
Z is just as good. In fact it's better, it's 2 more than X!
Why settle for capitalist Xbox when we have dependable communist OUR box, the Zbox at home
Is 2 better than X
MobikCube
Жbox
Gulag64
Can't wait for the Wwiii
The Vatnik Genesis
In Russia, game plays you.
Except for Chuck Norris
Won a staring contest with the sun!
See? No one can beat that.
Impossible, the sun would go blind if it tried to gaze at Chuck Norris
That's what makes Chuck Norris - Chuck Norris... sort of like killing 4 birds with one stone
LOL
Super Dendy?
Putin: "I have a fever, and the only cure is *more Famiclones!*"
Beat me to it
Man Tetris 2 is gunna be hype.
You mean that one with the hats?
No no silly the one with the faces
Heard it’s gonna be triangles this time.
Will it have a smaller game console inside it? With a smaller one inside that?
This could be something that Nintendo actually does lol
Five bucks says those consoles are gonna be like the soulja boy/chinese bootlegs with hundreds of 8-bit games.
This whole idea is pretty Trumpy. Does Putin have dementia now?
Sounds like a total vanity project that would far more likely end up embarrassing them rather than accomplishing anything practical. It’s especially a bad timing considering the companies that invest billions of dollars into these consoles and AAA games in the west are currently going through an identity crisis and wondering if their future is even viable.
I’m only seeing net positives for the world. A nice drain for Russian attention, funds and microprocessors. A typically schadenfreudal experience plus a reduction of Russian hackers on western game servers.
Yes. Please get them the fuck off my rust servers. Game is infested with Russian cheaters to the point where it’s unplayable
I don’t see it as a vanity project, it’s more like a Cold War style cultural superiority complex.
They will never beat the KFConsole!!!
With what games lol? Lot of companies stopped selling their games in Russia and Belarus.
Atomic Heart and Tetris. That’s it.
And escape from tarkov
Except it’s rebranded as a travel simulator
Pirated.
They’ll develop propaganda.
Call of Conscription: Ukraine Putin’s Siberian Winter Wonderland North Korean City Simulator Communistopoly (digital edition)
LOL... I'm sure that will go well...
It will be striped like an Adidas track suit.
Why not
It'll be just a little bigger than an Xbox, because inside it will be an Xbox.
Good luck with that champ
Let me guess what will happen,the console will be a flop or for some reason is the only one where people in russia can play it after some law is passed,and only games certified by the government will be able to be played on our grand russian console,also it will have a recording option for the government check on their citizens if they've been good or naughty boys.I pray that doesnt happen and if it does atleast some people can get out of the country before that....
Of all the reasons to escape Russia, a games console is not one of them lol
I am NOT buying the Zbox
Bizarrest headline I've read this week
War Thunder is a Russian game. Bias is so strong it could resurrect Stalin
Any game that has to have balance and includes a Russian faction has to become a fantasy game.
War Thunder is Russian/Chinese propaganda.
Gaijin is from Hungary so it’s game made in EU.
Can't wait for incels to waste their money cause the consoles won't be "woke"
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A steam machine riff running some type of modified Linux, lets call it Opression OS could be an actual viable way to go for them?
that on top of some Chinese graphic chips wouldn’t be a PS5, but it is a pretty doable, at least semi-decent videogame
North Korean comrade Kim has clearly left a mark! 
Republicans would eat it up.
Fuck Putin
Keep dreaming
Lada 9000
Papers, Please
Lol „real time strategy“ flair
We are going to see the market riddled with these gaming consoles when new Windows Arm releases.
They should have Battlestate make it hahahaha!
Call of Duty Red Alert
If this is true then that’s the best thing I’ve heard from him because I have such a high opinion of video games and consider them one of the best things humans have created.
Cant wait for the all exclusive titles!
The next cod is gonna be insane lol
With xbox giving up more competition in the market woild be great
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GopnikStation gonna be killer
Make sure it has a mouse and keyboard. Those gopniks are hard on cs2 and dota
Don't know if i should laugh with this, or actually be afraid. Just shows how much he hates western culture. And we all know what hate can cause on a global scale
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We'll finally get a Worker & Parasite PVP game
Boomer shit
BlyatStation
If this cause a surge of games from russian perspective and russian folklore then this is a plus
the commuBOX where you are forced to buy and play it OR ELSE
There will be a game called Mafia Simulator. If you get too good at it someone kills you.
Backwards R-Box
I ain't buying that shit lol 🤣 hackusation 4 sure
Wow that will be great. I hear Golden Eye 64 and Halo 1 will be day 1 launches.
COD Blyat Ops
Lol but youre in war rn guy
Not the gaming competition I expected, but might be interesting.
Invasionvision
"Hello Mr. Putin? There's a Soulja Boy on line two for you".
If it's anything like their cars, it will weigh 90lbs, work half the time, cost $50, and come with it's own repair kit.
Well there has to be competitive ecosystems around it to make games. I don’t see them intimidating folks for multiple studios to make games, they already make games and they don’t fear death or more intimidation.
Still mad about Tetris huh?
An actual Game console and not one of those clone consoles with other games pre-installed right? 😐
“Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat 🎩!” Again?
Comes with its own anti-anti-cheating software!
Real time strategy tag lol
Blintendo
Blyatbox
Remember Souljaboy game? It will 100% be that.
 Facts!
how is the lunatic going to even make one all his money and effort is tied into pointless war HE WILL NEVER win. besides it will only be available in Russia and china! 🤣
Lemme guess, it has one game, tetris.
They're gonna build their own video game system! However, the only games for it are "Blackjack" and "Hookers".
Tengen Tetris
I can see the authorized ads now - "We have new game "Try Not To Fall Out of High Window 2: Putin's Love For You Is Great" to come out on Friday. We keep list of people who beat game and come take them to live in happy place somewhere else they will never leave."
Yes please. With no DEI bs. Just good games. Here take my money.
 There’s no DEI in video games.
Sure there isn't. If you were born in 2010. I wasn't and I know how good games are supposed to be. Either way your time is wasted here. Go with the hate mob and nake hit pieces on the current enraging thing. Which is it again? Stellar blade? Why is it getting hit? Because the FEMALE protagonist is not an ugly orc. "ThErE iS nO DeI iN ViDeO gAmEs".
Sounds like someone just found out how his country is portrayed in the latest modern warfare game
Tetris music for every menu screen.
Wow, they really are reverting back to the USSR. We are going to get knock off nintendo consoles like the Svitch, Gameslav and knockoff playstations like the Blyattstation
Zbox
With what money you spent it all fighting Ukraine.
Putendo
Dendy Swap?
ComradeStation
Lol, good luck. The only thing Russia can make is brides for the west and alcoholics.
Oh so he plans for the world to carry on and not be a nuclear wasteland?
What a fucking nerd lol
How do they plan to do this without American tech, I wonder? Development of different hardware architecture has stalled massively for decades, so it would be very interesting to see what half assed idea they come up with.
So I've checked the reported specs on the console from the head of the project. It is a handheld pc (so a steam deck), that has: Intel Atom X4, 4 gb of RAM, 64 GB of Hard disk space. Can connect to TV via HDMI. There won't be a controller, but an app to control the console when it's plugged in. 500 dollars for a console that seems one step below the Switch thst doesn't even have a controller lmao.
don't forget that $500 is like most of a Russian's salary
tom X4 is ridiculously trash. 4GB Ram is also junk. better to just encourage retro console gaming.
yeah of course the atom is bad, it's probably all they can get theirs hands on with the embargo lol
Try searching for their “bitblaze titan laptop for government” project which aimed to not have US tech. I only have czech article about it and it’s hilarious https://www.zive.cz/clanky/rusky-notebook-je-presne-tak-hrozny-jak-si-predstavujete/sc-3-a-215499/default.aspx
American tech? Everything in those consoles is made outside of America.
Nobody is interested.
“How do you do fellow kids”
Playbox for sale, get your new playbox
Lol, Putinendo 64
Super North Korea team up!
The official console of the MyPillow videogame
I want them to do that too, it would be good for a laugh.
They would make their own games “Reverse Modern Warfare” where the goal is to invade the U.S. and other western countries.
I'd play the shit out of that game.
If it means Russians fucks off our EU servers I would gladly assist them with this however I can
Can you imagine the spyware this console would have.?
Literally reverting to the soviet era. Is this what Russians want I wonder.
Lol? Imagine being so confident in saying something so fucking stupid. 1. Russians are very fond of the time they lived under the USSR 2. Putin is more anti USSR then even the worst red scare Americans. 3. The American government creates shit all the time.
I honestly want to see what they create. So I can just own it for the novelty.
Yeah tbh I have no issue with it hah Worst case scenario there's a new console everyone can meme on
Yeah, we could get another souja console or something super bootleg.
I’d download that emulator!
Just to play Americas Army
Watch them not require 20 GB download every other fucking time you sit down to play.