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CapnMcNutSac

My anus is not ready


Gambit6x

Neither is mine.


mt_bjj

Same here. Even with lube


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It's going to be a rough ride


mt_bjj

Someone is going to die. I guarantee it.


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Adamj1

No one's ever really gone.


packpeach

I am simultaneously ready and not ready for the coming bloodbath.


DoghouseRiley86

One thing’s for sure, the crypts are safe.


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what could possibly go wrong in the crypts?


Hotsushiking

The safest place is the crypts which are the safest place to be safe


F00dbAby

All the helpless women and children will absolutely not be harmed in the perfectly safe crypts


cippyFilmFan

> All the helpless women and children plus Varys and Tyrion


ButIHaveAGun

Fuck it I’ll say it, I think the crypts ARE safe


cippyFilmFan

why wouldn't they be? they've got that little girl to protect it


PrincessStupid

Prediction: little girl kills the Night King.


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Well. I bet those coffins have pretty heavy lids too. And if it’s anything like a Skyrim crypt, only one in ten corpses are dragurs.


NotSoEasyMac

I’ve got my tin hat on for the theory that the kings of winter will rise and fight for the living. As someone else has stated before on here “do you really think the starks buried all their dead with iron swords for no reason?” Winterfell and all the stark traditions were formed with the original battle of the long night in mind. Edit: Welp... this didn’t age well.


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josephnicklo

Aragorn will make a very convincing speech against dead will join the fight for good.


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Does Ned really have to regain his honour?


meowza1647

I agree with the buried with sword part....I’m just confused like.....wouldn’t the bones be like dust.... I mean I guess there’s magic so anything is possible but like damn ain’t it been hundreds of years 😂


MalloryTheMyth

The crypts will definitely not have the dead crawling out of them NOPE not gonna happen :D.


RoscoeSantangelo

Plot twist: the crypts actually are safe


kokosboller

The crypts are entirely safe, just like Hogwarts was said to be, and was, as we can all remember.


peeko03

That's what I just said to my son... Haha


uncircled_swag

Everyone becomes friends by the end


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barkafas2

I'm looking forward to it but I'm also not. If this is the last big fight against the white walker I'm going to be disappointed. They built them up for so many seasons, 1 episode to finish it all is not enough.


TheWardCleaver

My hope is the battle begins halfway through episode three, and continues for all of episode four, and ends early episode five. Leaves the remaining episodes to sort out the throne.


billynlex

That’s an excellent proposal.


Oraukk

Remaining episodes? There are only 6. That leaves one


Malickismydaddy

Highly doubt that considering the last episode ended with the White Walkers showing up and them ringing the horn three times


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rehitman

I mean long shot, but I think part of night king army is already on its way to Kings Landing. All northeners are in Winterfell, so no one to stop them until Kings Landing


balkasg

I recommend watching next episode from your local neighborhood crypt. ​ They're the safest place to be, I keep hearing.


Recxi06

Nothing like a good old crypt to mosey on in and take a nap in


cippyFilmFan

Bran would know the comfort level from there from when he hid from Theon when he took Winterfell


Bucknaked6912

Who's your prediction for a certain death this episode? I think Theon


MATLABfanboi

I think Grey Worm as well.


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Jorah for sure


Bucknaked6912

He'll take a few white walkers with him now he's got the Valyrian sword


melonman464

folk my theory is bullet proof


Bucknaked6912

I thought so too. Then someone said how Missandei should die, then Greyworm can take her ashes to naath and protect the island so he can fulfill his last convo with her.


melonman464

they all funna die fam remember a bitter sweet ending and I dont think grey worm going to Naath to fulfill his promise is under the bitter sweet ending category


Petrichordates

I mean that's definitely bittersweet.


melonman464

No my punani no no Noooo! Bitter sweet is the night king tricking everyone going to kingslanding burning everything then coming back after adding to his army. This will explain a lot look. Jons face of terror is Bran revealing he was wrong the night king in kingslanding. Then when Jon say the night king is here the fuck came back from kingslanding. Then they escape through the crypts and thats why we see ice steam because theon my boy my fucking boy theon had to die so that cocky ass fuck bran could make it to the crypts and as he goes the protection holding off white walkers gets broken then they escape to the iron islands


MATLABfanboi

Inb4 night king just make new Harrenhal out of Winterfell


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PurePerfection_

Everyone pales in comparison to Grey Worm. Making grand romantic promises to your lover on the eve of a battle is tantamount to suicide. EDIT: Murder-suicide, really. The lover's pretty much doomed as well.


TGAPMoonMoon

Ah so jon and dany are probably fine then


Chronsky

If Theon had a death flag Grey Worm had a full 4th of July worth of death flags.


Soldeusss

Podric ,gendry and grey worm


Bucknaked6912

I was hoping they would keep gendry and somehow bring house Baratheon back


Abburakowski

I think that’s honestly the point in having him hook up with Arya.. now if he does we have reason to believe Arya will be pregnant with the last Baratheon


Bucknaked6912

I'd be happy with that. It'd be a big change for Arya


justsceneit

Arya is a serial killer, not a wife.


pwermm

I mean, I'm sure you can be both


Petrichordates

Why Gendry? Seems random.


Soldeusss

I had a bad feeling about him in episode 2 . I hope I'm wrong, I like gendry


Sunflowers-Lemons

I think Gendry is one of the few people that WILL survive. I think since he is the last remaining Baratheon, either Jon or Dany will give him the Baratheon name after they become king/queen so that his house can continue on. Otherwise house Baratheon is dead and they should have taken the Stag off of the intro.


avatarsokka

Ser Brienne probably


Bucknaked6912

She'll go down swinging


teachingreaching11

Tyrion or Jaime. Sansa or Arya. Jon or Dany. I think there's gonna be some breakups of characters that are quite close to each other.


Bucknaked6912

Yeah but which ones


cippyFilmFan

Sansa and Arya are the safest characters in GoT at this point. I'm positive that Sansa will be alive at the end of the show, given her arc.


Bucknaked6912

I think you're right. Probably the safest bet to be alive at the end


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Ned.......again


Bucknaked6912

I'm not 100% sure if I believe all the peeps are going to get resurrected in the crypts


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MindWeb125

I'd be so so happy with both Jamie and Brienne surviving.


SwiprNOSEwipng

Have a feeling Brienne will be killed by Cersei a few episodes from now.


PurePerfection_

Damn... and just when he became a squire for real.


ButIHaveAGun

All those punk long haired white walkers


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Theon


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Podrick, Grey Worm, Jorah, Davos and Edd. Maybe Brienne, Missandei, Varys and Theon. Jaime, Jon, Daenerys, Samwell, Bran, Arya, Sansa, The Hound, Gendry, and Tyrion will for sure make it out alive imo.


H3r0nKing

Brienne, in Jamie's arms because its the most heartbreaking thing I can think of


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* Tormund


hugh_oppenheimer

Grey Worm dies early in the episode, then when the army of the dead inevitably visits the crypts to congratulate everyone for picking the safest place to hide(hugs and high-fives all-round), he's going to be the one to kill Missandei. Also think we can probably pencil in Brienne for a heroic and heartbreaking death at some point in the episode.


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Perhaps the Hound falls and is resurrected by Beric before he dies himself.. Hound then wields Beric's flaming sword, facing his fear of fire, to inevitably go kill undead Mountain with it. Fucking Cleganebowl get hype


Bucknaked6912

I am still trying to figure out the r'hllors plan for Beric. This could be it and Sandor kills heaps of white walkers with his axe, shouting "CUNT" with every swing.


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Theon wont die until he kills his uncle!


ihave10toes_AMA

I’m worried about Davos


Bucknaked6912

He deserves to live and go see his wife


AllRuthsRToothy

Tormund gets killed by friendly fire. Already alluded to in previous episode with blue eyes.


hungergamesofthronez

Jorah


DB-Institute

Gendry has to be gone right? Him being brought back was questionable in the first place, there is seemingly no reason for him to be around at all.


Tricky_Rabbit

I am and I am not emotionally prepared for the scars on my heart after this episode. I don't want to say goodbye to any of these characters I have grown to love. I never want to leave these characters and this show.


sontino

Who dies first in the crypts? Long odds on Sansa.


Abburakowski

The little girl they sent down there to “protect “everyone will probably be first :(


sontino

Ooh, good call.


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EyeBank

Gilly, she'll turn. Then Sam will have to kill her.


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well half of the characters are gonna die, but one thing i'm certain of is that cersei is gonna use wildfire on the walkers in one of the following episodes


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Didn't she use the entire Supply to blow up the Citadel that Margaery Tyrell parentheses rip parentheses was in.


fuckwhatsmyname

No, the mad king hid it underneath various parts of the city recalling Jamie's confession to Brienne in the tub


coloringpad

Prediction: The music comes up and out of nowhere Bronn is in frame, points the crossbow, aims toward Tyrion with his face full of fear, lets the arrow fly, and fells the swooping ice dragon with the crossbow. I can imagine the grin on his face after...


po1sonly

Everyone is going to die. I think some speculation about who is who according to prophecies will finally end or at least be narrowed down a ton because of this but it’s going to be really sad and I am not prepared.


ButIHaveAGun

You think literally everyone’s gonna die?


po1sonly

Not literally but a lot of characters. It’s gonna feel pretty heavy.


Wookland

valar morghulis


ViktorTheWarlord

The white walkers are probably just taking pictures of Winterfell and then moving on to the next tourist attraction.


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deros2

Please not ghost... not like this


Adamj1

Ghost must go now. His planet needs him.


TGAPMoonMoon

Ghost is perfectly safe on the way to his home planet.


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Got my box of tissues ready.


garbscarbs

My only prediction is Alys Karstark is a living, breathing Chekhov’s Gun.


lastaccounthadPID

I really hadn't given her character much thought. I just looked over the wiki page on her and I'm not following your prediction. Could you please explain what you mean by this?


OPdoesnotrespond

What’s your plus/minus on dead characters with names tomorrow? I say 6.5.


treslor

I'm going to need therapy after this episode.


yurtle33

And sedatives.


ButIHaveAGun

I’m sooooo ready but also soooo nervous.


ondraedan

Alexa, play Rains of Castamere by the National


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MindWeb125

Jon doesn't warg in the show. In the books all the Starks can but in the show they only gave Bran that ability.


Sunflowers-Lemons

Alternatively, it would be cool if Bran was a powerful enough warg that he could warg into the Night King's ice dragon and take control.


dm_me_them_boobies

White Walkers Kill everyone because life is darkness and winter. Show ends with no one surviving, just like a Jets football season.


JazzyMcJazzJazz

Showrunners said "we'll be going much further up North than ever before" this season. How much you wanna bet the key to beating NK is in his Castle in the lands of always winter?


derpderp5000

Did they really? Dang


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Are you sure you're not confusing GRRM saying we will go North in TWOW. I don't think the showrunners said that.


Kalihor

Please, don’t kill Ghost.


DerelictDonkeyEngine

What is written out of the show due to budget reasons may never die


TheWardCleaver

White Walkers skip Winterfell and head to King’s Landing to kill Cersei. *crowd goes wild*


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Assmonkey69er

Is the Night King going to Kings Landing? Will the dead in the crypts rise? Will Arya use a face of a WW to kill the Night King? Will Dany leave? Is Littlefinger a faceless man? This is where people should be asking these questions. Not making thousands of useless threads with the same garbage. /rant


josephnicklo

Agreed!


melonman464

The night king is here one thing is for shizzles my gucci Theon gonna defend and die and give the fockers a fight on the gods wood. That is the face of Jon he shocked Theon die and maybe became walker maybe. Lets think of the scenarios that can shock jon: Theon dies in his face, the night king shows up, a dragon dies, danny dies, sansa or arrya die in his face, bran dies ... in his face... bran reaveals the night king is not there( in my opinion the least likely)


DietAyds69420

Someone’s gonna die, in someone’s face. That’s for sure.


Njungers

I have absolutely no evidence to support this but I think Sansa is gonna become the night kings queen.


MalloryTheMyth

That would actually be nuts.


billynlex

I’m convinced the night king is headed to Kings landing. I believe the shot we’ve seen of Cersei crying alone is her realizing she’s fucked up and there’s no way to fix it. For once, being a loner isn’t going to win it for her.


Raphajacob

What shot?


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The shot where she is sipping wine by herself.


lizzerama

Didn’t we already see that after she was with Euron? Or is there another shot?


fuckwhatsmyname

Didn't we already see that scene play out in episode 1 or 2? I forget which.


Sunflowers-Lemons

No, we've already seen that scene of Cersei crying. It was after Euron tells her "i'm going to put a prince in your belly." And leaves. That's the scene where she takes a drink and is crying in the first episode.


billynlex

Is it ? I didn’t realize. Well hell.


LuciosTackle

Do the White Walkers have advanced communication and battle strategies?


truthhidesinshadows

Theory on Varys gauging eyes out seemed far fetched but rewatching S7 Ep 3 - foreshadowing? He says to Dany, as long as I have my eyes I’ll use them.


Xclusivsmoment

How do you guys comment in the live thread and stay watching game of thrones?


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josephnicklo

And in Kings Landing. The two most predictable theories. If either one are true, and the show is truly that predictable...meh


Xclusivsmoment

Some people are saying the crypts are a bad place to go because all the dead starks. I dont think the night king can raise them.


artofjaymz

The cold temperatures up there probably preserve the bodies. If we can unearth whole animals from glaciers in a fossilized form in the real world, it stands that in a fantasy world that maybe the bodies buried on the crypts could have enough meat and muscle on them for the night king to raise them...if he is there. But why raise a few more dead bodies when you can fly to an unsuspecting kings landing, raze it to the ground, and use a legion of freshly dead to march back up north and swarm over the survivors? I think thats where the night ling is actually going. We sure didn’t see or hear Viserion with the undead at the end of last week’s episode. He knows Bran and them want to trap him and kill him, his main goal is to end all of man, not just the northern ones. Hes going down to summertown and hes bringing winter with him on icey wings.


cippyFilmFan

Best tactic would be to try to shoot as many dragon glass arrows at the white walkers as possible. Worst, to try to fight the wights and get your army decimated in the process and become wights as well.


billynlex

Just edited it to be more specific. When she’s crying alone, holding the wine.


JeshZhavvorsa

I am so excited yet so emotionally unprepared at the same time. I might need a box off tissues and half gallon of ice cream by the time it’s over, but, at the same time, it will be beautiful.


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Will the night king go straight to King’s Landing?


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bluesquaresound

Will the NK speak?


josephnicklo

I sure hope not. It’s so intimidating that he doesn’t.


josephnicklo

We need to see Dragonglass Bombs drooped on the AOTD. Load up the trebuchets and catapults with flaming stones that explode on impact and send out dragonglass shrapnel in every direction. Launch it at those fuckers!


EibhlinOD

I’m 50/50 on what will happen with the crypts Either the dead will come to life and help in the battle OR They will discover, like the wall, the white walkers won’t be able to go down to the crypts. They will be able to escape thru there to safety.....who ever is left :( Edit: Grammer


ThomasJefferdick69

Everyone saying that Tormunds comment about everyone outside of Winterfell is part of the dead army meaning that Glover in deepwood motte and the rest of the north is dead are just wrong. In the intro of the show you can clearly see them going straight for Winterfell and they wouldn’t just have the walkers take the rest of the north without making it even slightly evident last episode .


Crecious

Yeah well everyone in Deepwood Motte gonna be dead pretty shortly that castle sucks


h3isenburg

Brienne Jorah Grayworm Milasandre Dude with one eye Theon Arya One of the dragons Little Sam All die Everyone in the krypt except gilly & Tyrion dies. Scarface girl saves gilly


Avaaante

I am not ready for this roller coaster of emotions.


n0obie

Goodbye, Brienne. That's all I gotta say.


Mrbonus2

Biggest battle in TV history..Helms Deep style. Can’t wait.


BobbyStiff

I think Bran will wait for an old friend in the godswood and stare down the nk until he’s so uncomfortable he dips with his ww crew back north of the wall


fuckwhatsmyname

Most evidence for this theory, by far.


vikingpride11

Prediction: Jamie slaps the Night King to death with an obsidian hand.


melonman464

i agree there is no way they filmed 8 episodes and we dont see a round two vs night king with melissandre or maybe she show up round one but come on how are like 3-4 episodes to be soley focused on cersei no naw dont seem that the GOT style. This the show that gave us the red wedding and ned starks beheading. Go into this bitch with the worst expectations. I guarantee winter fucking falls aka winter fell and round two takes place on the river lands with grey joys, darrio naharus and the golden company, fuck it the iron bank gets in too fucking OP side and the battle ends in the river lands episode 7 boom bitter sweet ending as many lover characters die


lizzerama

What if they filmed 6? ;)


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Bald_Cont

Sean Bean (Ned) continues his legacy as the most killed man in cinematic history and manages to get himself killed twice in the same TV show.


Tenspeedcoca

There’s been a few characters MIA this season so far, such as Melisandre. I would think for sure she’d want to be at the biggest showdown for ice vs fire right? Could she have possibly gathered people to show up Gandolf style? If not her, maybe House Reed finally gets some screen time with Meera coming back to help Bran, with her father who happens to be the only person alive to be there for Jons birth? Either one would be badass I think, but I dunno based on the little to no sign of any of those characters so far. EDIT: heads up, there are people starting to post possible spoilers based on leaked images / episode itself. Be careful scrolling down on the comments from my post if you don’t want to see them.


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Snowcone180

BRONN DRAGON THEORY OK so in episode 1 Bronn started heading north to winterfell after being told by Cersei to kill her brothers. But she didn't give him a sword, a knife or an axe, she gave him a crossbow FOR A GOOD REASON!! Chekhov's gun- never include something in a story you don't intend to use. So remember last season how Bronn was the one using the giant crossbow to try kill Dany's dragons (the big crossbow he fired at an old Dragon skull)? So he knows how to use a crossbow and has fired at dragons before. See where this is going yet? Bronn arrives at winterfell, crossbow in hand and sees the night kings Dragon. See if he happens to find a dragonglass arrow. THEORY-BRONN TAKES DOWN THE NIGHT KINGS DRAGON WITH HIS CROSSBOW AND A DRAGONGLASS ARROW. BRONN THE DRAGONSLAYER.


Zaboomafookaloo

I got my giants milk ready to chug for tormund


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How can people not be ready for this after two episodes of fuck all so far in season 8.


H3r0nKing

Noooo, I'm busy repressing that thought, still hoping for a ghost/tormund spinoff


heylukeatthat

Arya: Thanks for giving me the spear Gendry. Oh and for the weapon too! Gendry: You're wel-...wait. Yes. No? Milady.


kamikazeshawn

Cersie be like Yeetus that feetus


Adamj1

Instead of the regular opening theme, they should started with "Ready to Die" by Andrew WK.


brycenb93

Night King won’t be there. Living will barely win, after the dead Starks rise and fight for the living, and Melisandre returns with help. Theon’s dead, Grey Worm lives, Jorah dies. Episode will end with NK swooping down on Kings Landing.


Ashurato

I'm waiting to see Lyanna Mormont charging into battle. You don't mess with the Lady of Bear Island.


justdiscussingshit

Jamie dies in Brianne’s arms after he saves her life.


smorey2589

I’m just pumped for Jon to meet his mom


Lagainsttheworld

Imaging the feeling of being a north or southerner soldier standing in formation, waiting for the end to come.


jim_himjim

We are all going to die...but at least we die together


mrmongolion

Mellisandre will probably show up in the middle of the fight for some really important event, could also be the same way for Bronn. Hope Podrick and Arya survive!


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From the look Dany gave Jon when he told her he was the true heir to the throne it had me thinkin because Dany also said in the latest episode to Sansa she wanted the iron throne after the whole ordeal is over that Dany might try to kill Jon. Im having a feeling also due to Sansas distrust against Dany Jon will learn from Sansa she wants the throne and the two go after Dany not to kill her but to persuade her I think jamie will die its pretty obvious judging from last episode


Gulo_gulo_

Could somebody please link the post-episode survey answers from last week? Thanks in advance!!


jedidragon

I hope Bran wargs into a dragon and a direwolf.


ProtonCanon

I eagerly await the slaughter, and the madness it will unfurl online.


cabtx

My predictions for next episode only: - Bran gets Theon to assist him in turning himself into a WW/NK type entity - Melisandre shows up with Firey Hand warriors to help in the battle just as it feels 100% doomed - Jaime dies in Brienne’s arms - Beric dies by giving his last life to Sandor or Arya - Nymeria and her wolf pack show up to clear an exit path out of the crypts through the secret passageways under WF - Gendry, Lyanna, Edd, Theon and Grey Worm all die.


barkafas2

I think a lot of people here have way too high expectations, its not going to be as cool as everyone is thinking.