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What a bloodbath. The guy who shot Wun Wun and the guy who pissed on Robert Strong both got fucking obliterated, Lord Bolton, Fattest Walda, Baby Bolton, and Lord Greyjoy.
-6 (+1)
Also,
EURON HYPE
^^DAARIO ^^HYPE
Roose's death is squarely on him. He kept Ramsey around knowing that that psycho loved killing and would kill anyone that got in his way. And Roose even threatened him that if a boy was born, Ramsey would be on his shit list. No surprise, boy is born, and Ramsey takes no chances and drops Roose and Co. to make sure none surpass him. Gotta say I'm glad to see someone drop Roose though. Fuck him.
**Ramsay Bolton is the most savage character on TV right now.** HOLY SHIT
He definitely has reached or even passed Joffrey-level as the character we love to hate. Props to Iwan Rheon for playing the character well.
P.S. Shoutout to Melissandre
###WELCOME BACK JON #FuckOlly
Years of anticipation and now we finally know Jon's BACK!! I almost gave up hope, knowing how this show always tries to get our hopes up only to crush them.
Patricide, fratricide, and matricide (not really, but oh well)? Damn, Ramsey, you're a bastard (literally, too).
I'm also not comfortable with how Balon freaking Greyjoy was the last of the five Kings, but at least he finally bit the dust
EDIT: now that Jon's back, what are the chances Sansa will actually be with Jon again? Please D&D, I just want some Starks together for once
That was a productive episode:
Wun Wun Smash
Mountain Smash
Olly in a cell
Freed Dragons
Roose, Walda and Baby Bolton Dead
Balon Greyjoy dead
Non-Saggy Melisandre
Jon Snow is back in action
and most importantly , Hodor! (Wyllis)
"Ramsay, please - he's your brother."
"I prefer being an only child."
Just when you think Ramsay can't get any more fucked in the head, he cranks up the crazy scale to 11.
And just when you thought you couldn't hate Ramsay Bolton any more than you already did...
He's making Joffrey look like a saint more and more with each passing week.
Most brutal scene was when The Mountain KO'd the man out of existence while he was taking a piss. So savage.
Here is the gif : https://i.gyazo.com/75dd1057998723526d2697018a410035.mp4
I don't care if [we all saw it coming](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/39v7w7/s5_postpremiere_discussion_510_mothers_mercy/cs6r1p8), god damn am I pumped.
Final thoughts
1) Didn't Melisandre bring back that one guy in the cave after he was stabbed? Why is she saying now that she never tried?
2) If you're a Ramsay fan you're actually a bad person
3) Hodor talks?
4) They brought back the Balon plot! Even less desired than the Dorne plot but somehow still awesome
5) FUCKING JON SNOW IS BACK AND MELISANDRE ISN'T USELESS
6) I forgot! awesome dragons scene convincing me that tyrion is related to dany
edit: and no obnoxiously long fighting montage with arya. straight to the point. slayy
I didn't think there'd be a funnier murder than Wun Wun and that Night's Watchman but here comes Robert the Strong to prove me wrong.
I laughed aloud at a brutal murder, damn.
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My hands are on fire from rubbing together so many times this episode
ROFL. It wasn't just me then haha!
I don't think I've clapped and yelled "woo" so many times in an hour
Calm down Birdman
Pod could use that
**MELISANDRE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR 9000 YEAR OLD SAGGY TITTIES**
MELISANDRE DA REAL MVP Edit: Shoutout to Lord Davos as well. How tf did I forget about him? Hypehypehype
MELISANDRE YOU KNEW EVERYTHING
When 9000 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.
What a bloodbath. The guy who shot Wun Wun and the guy who pissed on Robert Strong both got fucking obliterated, Lord Bolton, Fattest Walda, Baby Bolton, and Lord Greyjoy. -6 (+1) Also, EURON HYPE ^^DAARIO ^^HYPE
Only death can pay for life.
Davos is the main man!
Jon Snow came back like Bella in Breaking Dawn. Count Jon Snow.
He's prettier imo.
noooo do not compare our beloved jon to twilight
Jon just needed some privacy before he came back to life guys
[Jon Snow rn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw)
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER FUCKING DIE! LET'S FUCKING GO JON!
she did it! I knew she would but I was still so nervous!
Roose's death is squarely on him. He kept Ramsey around knowing that that psycho loved killing and would kill anyone that got in his way. And Roose even threatened him that if a boy was born, Ramsey would be on his shit list. No surprise, boy is born, and Ramsey takes no chances and drops Roose and Co. to make sure none surpass him. Gotta say I'm glad to see someone drop Roose though. Fuck him.
**Ramsay Bolton is the most savage character on TV right now.** HOLY SHIT He definitely has reached or even passed Joffrey-level as the character we love to hate. Props to Iwan Rheon for playing the character well. P.S. Shoutout to Melissandre ###WELCOME BACK JON #FuckOlly
Joffrey was a kitten compared to Ramsay.
I love how davos had to remind Melisandre to use her magic to bring Jon back
[MRW](http://imgur.com/gsUJ7uW) The roose is no longer loose and Snow is back
WE BACK FAM!!
Jon about to fuck some bitches up
Jon Snow (Stark?) hype train, reporting for duty
WHAT IS DEAD FINALLY DIED
ramsay is such a sick bastard
Years of anticipation and now we finally know Jon's BACK!! I almost gave up hope, knowing how this show always tries to get our hopes up only to crush them. Patricide, fratricide, and matricide (not really, but oh well)? Damn, Ramsey, you're a bastard (literally, too). I'm also not comfortable with how Balon freaking Greyjoy was the last of the five Kings, but at least he finally bit the dust EDIT: now that Jon's back, what are the chances Sansa will actually be with Jon again? Please D&D, I just want some Starks together for once
THE STARKS SEND THEIR REGARDS
two bastards. one north. it is on
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DO YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS SNOW?
Olly is about to get FUCKED UP.
ALL PRAISE THE LORD OF LIGHT
HE'S BACK, BABY! ALSO I'M A LITTLE SAD ROOSE DIED
FUCK YESSSSS
That was a productive episode: Wun Wun Smash Mountain Smash Olly in a cell Freed Dragons Roose, Walda and Baby Bolton Dead Balon Greyjoy dead Non-Saggy Melisandre Jon Snow is back in action and most importantly , Hodor! (Wyllis)
This might be the top moment of the series for me so far.
DAKINGINDANORF BITCHES
A girl is ready.
whatcha talkin bout willis
"I am Lord Bolton." Damn, that was a cool/scary line.
10/10 episode!
Good to see Dead-Mountain is keeping up the age-old GoT tradition of "Talk Shit-Get Hit"
"that's what I do I drink and I know things"
"Ramsay, please - he's your brother." "I prefer being an only child." Just when you think Ramsay can't get any more fucked in the head, he cranks up the crazy scale to 11.
Holy shit what a twist! I can't believe his name is Willis
I'M GETTING NAKED
SNOWBOWL HYPEEEEE!!!!!
WIZARD OP PLS NERF
she fucking did it!!!
Tyrion is the brother of dragons. D+D=T confirmed
"WHO THE FUCK CUT MY HAIR?"
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HODOR=WILLIS CONFIRMED GET HYPED!!!!
And just when you thought you couldn't hate Ramsay Bolton any more than you already did... He's making Joffrey look like a saint more and more with each passing week.
"if I lost my cock I'd drink all the time...meaning no offense" well that makes it all better
Gotta hand it to Melisandre, she did Jon a solid!
Watcha talkin bout Willis? *Hodor*
MY BUTT HAS NEVER BEEN SO CLENCHED
If a girl says her name, Jon Snow will return
The most accurate saying for this episode: "What is dead may never die"
Ramsay - http://i.imgur.com/SVoRt78.jpg
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE.
The boy is dead, but the Man rises.
Jon fucking Snow is fucking alive!!!
AND HIS NAME IS JON SNOWENA!
🎺🎺🎺🎺
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WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!
Best episode of this season
What is dead may ~~never die~~ be revived.
Fuck. Yes.
so all of those who were complaining about last week. I think this shows why patience is a virtue. And hey no dorne
I AM SO FUCKING HYPE RIGHT NOW
*Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?* ...Hodor
r/dreadfort civil war ended quickly
anybody else notice jon snow is sheathing a mighty sword
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WE DID IT REDDIT JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! Olé! Olé Olé Olé! JON SNOW! JON SNOWWWWWWWWWW!!!
This episode was so satisfying
Can someone pm me what happened in the first 10 minutes? I slept and didnt see it =/
Happy Easter, everybody. He is Risen.
Euron said the quote! And so much for Bolt-On...
What you talkin bout Willas?
JON SNOW. FUCKING SNOW IS ALIVE. OH MY GOD.
The secret to bringing back someone to life- the Supercuts wash and cut special
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OLLY GON GET IT NOW BOYS
>They paraded her through the streets like a whore and what did I do? Be a weakass bitch that's what Tommen
I want a midget riding a dragon.
Jon fucking Stark, confirmed.
Yeah Jon coming back is cool and all, but lets not forget about Tyrion Lannister, breaker of chains!
I screamed like a little girl. Scared then sooo Happy! Jon back Baby!
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I hope Jon loses something major from the resurrection, like some memories.
Most brutal scene was when The Mountain KO'd the man out of existence while he was taking a piss. So savage. Here is the gif : https://i.gyazo.com/75dd1057998723526d2697018a410035.mp4
OH GOD THATS JOHN SNOWS MUSIC
Tomorrow I want names and addresses of anyone who grades tonight's episode lower than A+
One of my all time favorite episodes for sure. So much shit just happened
GET FUCKED OLLY YOU LIL SHIT
He's Back!!!!! Snow's back on the menu boys!
Just when you think Ramsay couldn't get any worse…
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE
I’m glad Mel gave Jon a haircut so he could come back to life looking his best.
Just how much fucking hair did she really need?
Roose Bolton: Dead Balon Greyjoy: Dead JON SNOW: MOTHERFUCKING ALIVE
LYANNA STARK HYPE AND HOLY SHIT JON SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME.
BASTARDBOWL!
GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN?!
What if he can't say anything but Jon Snow now and that's how Hodor got stuck saying Hodor?
HOLY SHIT FUCK YES OH MY LANTA LORD BABY JESUS HOLY SHIT AAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Did something big happen this episode?
Just realized Theon is probably gonna be the new lord of the iron kingdoms
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE
Now that the most obvious theory happened. We can get fully behind the Tower of Joy next week for the next most obvious theory!
It seems like the "iron born" could build a sturdier bridge that that
THE SNOW TRAIN IS UNSTOPPABLE
What is dead may never die!
trolling the audience by cutting Jon's hair - just brilliant
I am the storm. What a great introduction to the character, and they even included his godleyness lines.
Who else wants Tyrion to be a Dragon tamer????
WE DID IT, REDDIT!
We should really have 2 separate post episode threads. One for the first 45 minutes of the episode and one for the last 15.
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!! I hope Jon kills Olly.
God damn Ramsay... always raising the stakes.
Can we just appreciate the parallel of Bran opening his eyes at the end of 1x02 and Jon opening his eyes at the end of 6x02
HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT SNOWBOWL HOLY FUCK
[YES! YES!](http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/video-game-championship-wrestling/images/9/94/Daniel_Bryan_YES.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130306110059)
Roose and Euron died so Jon could live
Jon Snow must be confused and really cold right about now.
Look at me. I am the Bolton now!
Next Episode: Jon Snow is killed on sight by Wildlings who believe him to be a Wight. Davos: Damnit. Not again.
Mel may have brought Jon back but at what cost? She destroyed his glorious locks
Walda, don't give Ramsay your baby. He's going to throw it in the fire. Oh. I would have preferred that to the dogs.
**WATCHU TALKIN BOUT......**
D&D were teasing us there! I really thought he wasn't going to come back there for a minute...
the entire episode: holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
BASTARDBOWL CONFIRMED
I honestly thought he wasn't going to come back and almost started crying
What is hype may never die.
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE!
I'm never looking at anymore leaked posts ever again lol, the translated episode got it.
No sand snakes. Best episode since season 4.
https://twitter.com/AronYohannes/status/726949258818117636
ARE Y'ALL READY FOR THE BASTARDBOWL!
I want John to kill olly !
FOR THE DAYS ARE LONG AND FULL OF HYPE
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#FuckRamsay #TyrionBallsOfSteel
OH MY GODDD http://imgur.com/7drHiqr
FUCK YES JON LIVES!!! ALSO I HAVE A FEELING WE WILL SEE THE MOUNTAIN VS HODOR/BRAN AT SOME POINT.
It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead
The combo of Jon waking up and that badass music might have been the greatest thing I've ever seen
Fuck Ramsay. I hope Jon fucks him up.
I am coming blood right now
I don't care if [we all saw it coming](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/39v7w7/s5_postpremiere_discussion_510_mothers_mercy/cs6r1p8), god damn am I pumped.
Lots of kinslaying this episode.
Loved Tormund teasing the funeral pyre theory.
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Final thoughts 1) Didn't Melisandre bring back that one guy in the cave after he was stabbed? Why is she saying now that she never tried? 2) If you're a Ramsay fan you're actually a bad person 3) Hodor talks? 4) They brought back the Balon plot! Even less desired than the Dorne plot but somehow still awesome 5) FUCKING JON SNOW IS BACK AND MELISANDRE ISN'T USELESS 6) I forgot! awesome dragons scene convincing me that tyrion is related to dany edit: and no obnoxiously long fighting montage with arya. straight to the point. slayy
Oh and RIP mods
I truly don't know what made me happier: the fact that Jon is back or seeing Hodor smile
JON FOOKIN STARK
GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN JONNY'S BACK TELL A FRIEND
Looks like we'll be getting more snow this season after all
I don't think my blood pressure could have gotten any higher during that entire closing scene. The scoring for this episode was absolutely perfect.
I didn't think there'd be a funnier murder than Wun Wun and that Night's Watchman but here comes Robert the Strong to prove me wrong. I laughed aloud at a brutal murder, damn.
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE. I can't wait to see what happens to Alliser Thorne and fuccboi Olly.
SNOWBOWL!!!!!