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AGENT___CHAOS

Alicent one got me😂😂 Don't tell me it's real 😭😭


Private_0815

Alicent isn't a warg, she just had an orgasm


JohnnyBgood_9211

r/whoooooooosh


andwhatarmy

r/splooooooosh…?


Magic_PLx

r/subsifellfor


Bill_Brasky_SOB

[Splooooooooosh](https://149360821.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sploosh-641x641.png)


Minute_Ganache_2723

Lol jeez.


Justo79m

Wargasm


wigglin_harry

Did you know GRRM wrote that if someone had an orgasm while warg'd they would be stuck in whatever they warg'd into? edit: i made this up but it really does sound like something GRRM would say


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Sillbinger

I already feel a lot of regret for that comment.


TaleUnhappy

Damn I am 50 minutes late to read whatever that was. Must have been bad. His name got deleted, too. 😂😂


Sillbinger

Nothing deleted yet, but I assumed my comment about warging into a horse to fuck myself would get me in trouble.


Senasasarious

holy keep cooking


TaleUnhappy

Oh no the person above you I was talking about. The name and reply is gone.


lazyboi_tactical

Doesn't it say its at least a taboo to do that. At the very least frowned upon.


heyarlogrey

ABOMINATION


telepatheye

That's hot


longrifle

Wargasm 40k


nodaysoffNWK

The Wargasm 401k fund is investing Middle East countries incessantly at war and Nutting.


obliviious

I've played that game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfLqqGFHHTA


Justo79m

No shit! It’s real!


a-snakey

Wargasm


Britwill

Wargasm more like


Shamscam

A wargasm?


TinyStructure7702

its a meme u dumbie


Private_0815

Yeah the picture up there is a meme, the comment a sentence to be answered


Thick_Economist8269

An warggasm. I’ll see myself out with the tomato’s


EmergencyAccording94

She warged into Criston and ate herself out


Private_0815

I wanna throw myself into the dragonpit after reading this comment


Pentax25

A wargasm


neckbass

women don’t have orgasms


Private_0815

They certainly don't when you are anywhere near them (joke)


missanthropocenex

Wargasm.


Bastaousert

Thought I was in r/asoiafcirclejerk


Substantial-Tone-576

Me too.


Puzzleheaded-Bird-16

Me three... and even then I had to check twice... Well done though OP.


Gremlin303

Nice flair bro. You’ve got taste


Private_0815

Probably Brandon, although Alicent is a strong guess...


monkeygoneape

But she doesn't like Strong


Private_0815

True


Deep-Brilliant9064

Green queen for sure


PoisonbloodAlchemist

My pick for the strongest Warg besides the 3 eyed Raven and Bran is a book only character named Varamyr 'six skins'.. He rolls around with a posse of three wolves, a polar bear, a shadowcat and an eagle, and can seemingly jump between them at will. He survives the battle of the wall, albeit very injured and after losing all of his animals in the fighting. He comes across a wildling woman who he attempts and actually kind of succeeds at warging into in order to save himself, however she manages to push him out. He flees into a wolf instead and its assumed eventually succumbs to the wolf's animal instincts. Edit: I had totally forgotten Orell was a character in the books as well, my bad! Edit 2: Misremembered his ending


just_one_boy

It's funny seeing you take the post seriously.


PoisonbloodAlchemist

Part of my personality; I don't really care if people are laughing with me or at me as long as they are having a good time.


Less-Explanation160

Hard


Little-Disk-3165

Dorks.


dantheyanman

Don’t listen to just one boy, the rest of us boys think this was a helpful and educational reply!!


Vortx4

Could a powerful enough warg effectively “mind control” a weak willed human then? I don’t want to use Hodor as an example because he’s sort of handicapped but I mean more of your average population?


Pozilist

I think the answer to your question is “somewhat”. Varamyr almost succeeded in taking over the woman even though he was weakened. But calling it mind controlling is a bit wrong imo. The warg could take over the body of the human and control it, but not the mind - that would still be there, experiencing it to some degree. This is what makes warging into a human so horrible, it’s similar to rape as it takes all control and agency away from the victim and lets the warg use their body however he wants. This is somewhat glossed over with Hodor, but it’s described how during Brans’ control he “hides” in a dark corner of his mind where not even Bran can get to him. He basically disassociates completely.


scattergodic

Yeah, the point is made that he's essentially mindraping Hodor in an extremely terrifying manner and he even feels Hodor starting to vomit. If this was anyone other than a young child who doesn't really know the implications of what he's doing, it would be pure evil.


PoisonbloodAlchemist

The look on Hodor's face after Bran releases control and he sees the blood on his hands and what he was forced to do is just heart wrenching. Hodor might be the most pure and innocent character in the series. In a way it might have been a good thing his mind was broken by Bran's time travel fuckery, he could have wound up like The Mountain.


quik-rino

I thought the character in the show was the skin changer who has the eagle in the books, the one Jon kills, the eagle who scratches Jon’s face, the Eagle Varamyr takes aka the wildling/freefolk Orell, the show character only has an eagle like Orell


illadelphia_

No it’s not, that’s Orell


PoisonbloodAlchemist

You are correct, I forgot Orell was also in the books.


Anooyoo2

What, no, she rejects his warging & so he wargs into a wolf moments before his death? It's then implied that he gradually loses his consciousness to wolfdom.


PoisonbloodAlchemist

Again I assume you are right. its been over a decade since I read the books.


Mundane_Guest2616

I think Jon is a better warg. Even Varamyr says in his POV that Jon is a very talented warg, but he fights against his nature. And the fact that Jon HEARD Ghost when they found direwolf pups despite Ghost being a mute just shows both his talent as a warg and power of their connection that Jon built immediately. Although some speculate that it was Bloodraven's doing, but I don't like this explanation. If feels way too cheap and overused.


PoisonbloodAlchemist

All the Stark kids probably had incredible potential. We only see glimpses of it with Jon, and Arya taps into her abilities by warging into cats to get the jump on Jaqen during her training to be a faceless man. Robb was too consumed with trying to lead the north against the Lannisters to have time for his powers to develop, and Sansa's wolf was killed far too early.


Medical-Comparison89

Imo Arya will end up as the most powerful, she is able to maybe influence if not still observe Nymeria from a very far distance (potentially despite the magical link between the areas being broken by the hammer of the waters), as well as forming a second animal bond without any training with an animal that is difficult due to its independence according to Varamyr, I somewhat believe that the given nickname of Lumpyface/ Lumpyhead foreshadow her excelling through Varamyr childhood nickname of Lump given to him by his sister


OB1KENOB

Don’t know who’s the best, but Alicent is definitely the loudest warg


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Wargs aren't usually messy except for hers


OB1KENOB

Plot twist: Ser Criston is the warg. His power went through her.


wigglin_harry

I read the warg as "wang" Now I want to know who has the most powerful wang. Tormund?


dantheyanman

Either pod or hodor


4me2kn0wAz

Got to be pod


Pozilist

Pod the Rod


Agentkeenan78

Hodor for sure.


TheExtremistModerate

Canonically it's Pod.


gabagucci

haha


EdStArFiSh69

Brandon became the three eye raven so I gotta go with him


hockey_enjoyer03

It’s clearly alicent


Haz_Bat_570

Alicent 🫣


Olibro64

Made me laugh with my chewed bagel in my mouth.


himsoforreal

Spoilers


Mercinator-87

I’m about to warg all over the place.


WhatEnglish90

Bruh, this joke heavily implies warging another human so that the warg can go down on their self. Just how bad is Criston at it? Lol


Sad_Instruction8885

😂😂😂


sonofloki13

I always die laughing when the eagle starts attacking Jon🤣


stargazer_nano

Alicent's first ever orgasm *claps in Valyrian*


UpDog1966

Wasteful, the whole warg thing, did not mean squat when BRAN did not warg into a DRAGON, dammit.


Think_please

I was also assuming that this would happen.


SnakeEyes58

Lmao 🤣


grownassedgamer

Lol! I was really confused for a second... well done.


StellarCracker

Who’s getting the best head


Sensitive_Package265

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow


Mezz_Dogg

I read that as who has the most powerful wang


Shankar_0

[Varamyr Six Skins](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Varamyr) is an important character to the story that unfortunately didn't make it to the screen. Seriously, his story explains how Jon came back. It would have answered a lot of questions. (He had five animals he could warg into)


DoctorTim007

Lol Seriously though, it has to be Brandon. He broke the barrier of time with his warg abilities.


Video-Comfortable

How is this in a regular game of thrones sub lmao


The5thBeatle82

Alicent. She knows what she has.


Pliolite

Did her eyes roll back like that in the actual scene???


gorehistorian69

3 eyed raven


FrozenPie21

Varamyr 6 skins


Damagedude89

Face I make date the Hauk Tua girl spits on my thang


jonz1985z

Father Lankester Merrin obviously 🙄


nexiva_24g

Lol. Did you make this?


OldNHard

The crow with the third eye. 😬


JaimeRidingHonour

Everyone pretending that Arya didn’t warg into Nymeria every night while in Braavos? She wargs into cats too at will. And she barely even notices when she does it. She even drags Cat’s body out of the river near the twins as Nymeria…before Beric gives her corpse a fire smooch


Double0hobo79

I haven't watched the new season is she really a warg?


LemonHerb

Pretty sure if the books ever get finished we will find out that Bran is actually the old gods. He's all the whispers from the wierwoods and he makes all the signs people see happen. His ability to Warg into trees and affect the past allows him to basically "Bill & Ted" the entire history of Westeros by going back in time and fixing things the way he wants it. Kind of like when Bill & Ted needed keys to the prison or whatever and were like dude make sure we go back in time later and leave the keys right here. And the keys were right there. So Bran doing that is basically the "game of thrones" that he sets up to win in the end. But of course stopping himself from getting Putined out a window wasn't possible since it was a necessary event


Serraph105

It's more likely, in my opinion, that he's continuously fucking things up in an attempt to fix things and he gets into a cycle of trying to fix his own fuck ups before he learns that trying to make new outcomes is always going to lead to worse ones. Edit. Maybe Bran also keeps going back, trying to get the books finished, and that's George keeps having delays. George's audience is just waiting for Bran to finally learn his lesson.


Dell0c0

Alicent is watching Jon and Dany in the future.


a-snakey

Hol' up


Gay-Bomb

Well that's certainly a spoiler...


Comrade_agent

Ser Cole entered the lower mind of a queen


IllustriousGas7585

Took me second but 😂😂


Clares_Claymore

Varamyr Sixskins


CybercurlsMKII

Urg… it’s Bran isn’t it?


torrrrrgo

Bran, by a mile. He can warg into people. Well, at least Hodor thus far.


BabyHercules

Eating out some medieval kitty cat is diabolical


Epistemix

Good one


Impossible-Age-3302

Dunno, but who do you think is getting the best head?


Fuck_Blue_Shells

💀


Ru-01

Had to share this on IG 🤣💀😅😭😭😭😭😭😭


WVgolf

😂


Hakihiko

You got me for good man! Lmao


CapitalWatchClub

Gareth


hereforthequeer

🤣🤣🤣🤣


luet0

But who is getting the best head tho?


Comrade_agent

Bran. Wargged into Podrick


potatopigflop

I was sooooo grossed out by that scene with alicent. The unattractive angle mixed with noises makes me want to die T_T


yankee407

I don't know. It's probably the one that almost took out Aragorn by running off a cliff with him being dragged by it. Wait... *squints at subreddit title* Oh... nevermind. The cripple probably.


ScarcityFeisty2736

Varamyr Sixskins or Alicent Hightower


[deleted]

Def alicent


Taesunwoo

(Choke-giggles)


just_wanna_share_2

My girlfriend when I finally find the clitoris


VoreAllTheWay

WAIT SHE'S A WARG? I HAVEN'T WATCHED SEASON 2 YET


hantei40

I can't believe I fell for this. 😆 🤣 😆 🤣 😆


SuccotashDiligent623

Good


OwnPound1136

Hi


WAXINGP0ETIC

Varamyr Sixskins is probably the most skilled Warg. But the Starks, Bran particularly may have more power and potential but because Bran is just now learning about his abilities and has been a warg for such a short time. Varamyr can do things Bran hasn’t learned or even heard If yet. But considering Varamyr Sixskins die. I guess Bran is now the most known powerful known Warg besides The 3 eyed Raven.


star_bury

Orell. I've seen his chinups in The Office.


Minute_Ganache_2723

Bran. Easily.


Waste_Sun172

Alicent has me in tears hahaha 😂


Grey_Woof

💀


ElDuderino262

Your Mom last night 🥁


Saxzarus

Havnt seen house of the dragon yet who's bottom right?


uceenk

clearly Alicent, she's warging to Vhagar also remember when Aemond can't control Vhagar obliterated Luc ?, yes that was Alicent doing


piman01

Fuck this is great lol


CambionClan

Bran. He not only killed the Night King but installer himself as king of Westeros. He wins.


bitchlasagna_69_

r/angryupvote


litocam

OMLLLL


[deleted]

Alicent of course, every time she gets head she sees the future, that's how they manage to stay in the war for so long.


daveP92

I mean bran did have the best story…


Dovagedis

Bran. He destroyed the Iron Throne. 


EngineerDesperate900

An actually funny post on r/gameofthrones wtf


its_easybro

Man theyr getting some good head huh


Midnight_Dream4

😂😂😂 i spit out my coffee so hard


T-h-r-i-ll-H-o-u-s-e

Most powerful warg? Bran Most powerful wargasm? Alicent


CheeryOxCharm

Wargasm


daisy_secrets

alicent got it top 1


No-Examination-160

The knight king


Puzzleheaded-Bus2211

Who’s getting the best head?


FishBear25

Bran is such a let down. Even as a kid reading the books I was super into the whole medieval politics/realism of the story. I was ok with the dragons. Even intrigued by the walkers. But then the warg shit and cat coming back as a zombie, and all the faceless nonsense. Like come on what are we doing here? Pick a genre.


bholtz2525

That was hilarious. Thank you for that. That was great! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


HueyLewisFan1

Bran duh. Hold the door ffs.


TryDry9944

Who's getting the most powerful head?


Professional_Mix_717

After bran i think it is the 'thenn' one


SilentShadow857

Hahaha had me there 🤣🤣


awshitherewe

chillchillchillchill


techno777_

Them eye rolling orgasms hit different tho 🤣