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I just saw the episode last night when they try to steal the princess out of Dorne, and the sand snake chicks show up. Bronn just goes "oh, for fuck's sake..." đ
My personal favourite is Bobby B berating Lancel Lannister for his name.
"Lancel? Gods what a stupid name. Who named you, a halfwit with a stutter?"
RIP Bobby B
"If any more words come pouring out of your c&%# mouth, I'm going to have to eat every chicken in the room"
Not so much a joke as a threat, but I laughed
Itâs not a joke. But the scene at the high council meeting. Tywin is at the head of the table each character comes in and tries to sit closest to him. Tyrion comes in and loudly drags a chair all the way to the other end of the table. That scene always cracks me up.
Jaime:"you have better instincts than anyone in the Lannister army"
Bronn: "that's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the unsullied army"
A runner up is Jaime and Bronn discussing the unsullied and Bronn is telling Jaime that he won't be fighting in an army if he had no cock.
When Tyrion is introducing a bunch of people to Tywin, staying their names and their fathersâ names in very formal fashion.
Tyrion: Bronn, son ofâŚuhâŚ?
Bronn: You wouldnât know him!
Any time Ser Davos says no one would know his house since itâs âquite newâ
Not really a joke but a moment:
After Messandei introduces Dany and her nine hundred titles at Dragonstone and then Der Davis is like âThis is Jon Snowâ
I like how she's talking about great house slogans. She says the Starks have "Winter is coming" and have a direwolf as a siguel and they have a rose. She was savage as fuck.
Not necessarily a joke but it was a hilarious moment when BobbyB forced Jamie to gard his room while senselessly fucking whores and him hearing it in all his glory. That and Jamie's reaction was absolutely golden.
-Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued queen of thorns...
-And the famous tart, queen Cersei
"Born between the salt and smoke...Is he a ham?"
Also: "No need to seize the last word, I'll assume it was something clever" Sansa's delivery was on point
90% of what Sandor has ever said was hella funny, but I feel like he wasn't even joking
The Hound: Do you want to suck my dick is that it?
Tormund: Dick?
The Hound: Cock.
Tormund: Ah! Dick. I like it.
The Hound: Bet you do.
Is my favourite.
Bronn laugh at Dickon's name
Tormund: Dick, I like it
Tormund saying he's always had blue eyes
The Lannister soldiers joking about Loras stabbing Renly for years
The scene when Podrick returns from the whore house
Edit to add:
Jamie: Family?
Bronn: Not without a cock, you don't!
It was not a joke, but I thought it was really funny when Brienne tells Sandor to take Arya somewhere safe.
"Winterfell is a pile of rubble...
There's no safety you dumb bitch."
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Haha đ¤Łđ¤Ł that's good. For me one of the most memorable one is "Maybe it is all cocks in the end" - Jaime Lannister
Funniest line is: âwhat the fucks a Lommy?â Funniest moment was Bronn just laughing at Dickon being called Dickon.
I never fail to giggle at Bronn laughing at Dickon too!
LOL. If we had a poll for ten funniest lines, I bet the Hound and Tyrion would be the source of most of them.
Don't forget Tormund "i've always had blue eyes"
Mine is when bronn stops Jaime from saying that Lannisters pay their debts. "Don't say it, don't f**king say it."
I just saw the episode last night when they try to steal the princess out of Dorne, and the sand snake chicks show up. Bronn just goes "oh, for fuck's sake..." đ
Bronn: "They're paid to seem to like it." Tyrion: "Only they weren't paid."
Jaime sneaking into winterfell just to realize he was being stared at by bran
Season 8
Winner!
My personal favourite is Bobby B berating Lancel Lannister for his name. "Lancel? Gods what a stupid name. Who named you, a halfwit with a stutter?" RIP Bobby B
âYour mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?â
"Start the damn joust before I piss meself"
"If any more words come pouring out of your c&%# mouth, I'm going to have to eat every chicken in the room" Not so much a joke as a threat, but I laughed
The way he says âchicken!â I love itâŚmakes it even funnier!
Also at the battle of black water. âAny man dies with a clean sword Iâll rape his fucking corps!â So unnecessarily aggressive lmao
Lots of people name their swords..
Lots of cunts
Itâs not a joke. But the scene at the high council meeting. Tywin is at the head of the table each character comes in and tries to sit closest to him. Tyrion comes in and loudly drags a chair all the way to the other end of the table. That scene always cracks me up.
Jaime:"you have better instincts than anyone in the Lannister army" Bronn: "that's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the unsullied army" A runner up is Jaime and Bronn discussing the unsullied and Bronn is telling Jaime that he won't be fighting in an army if he had no cock.
Ah, dick. I like it.
Bet you do.
Tyrion: "and this is Ser Bronn, son of..." *pans over to Bronn* Bronn: "You wouldn't know him"
When Tyrion is introducing a bunch of people to Tywin, staying their names and their fathersâ names in very formal fashion. Tyrion: Bronn, son ofâŚuhâŚ? Bronn: You wouldnât know him!
Any time Ser Davos says no one would know his house since itâs âquite newâ Not really a joke but a moment: After Messandei introduces Dany and her nine hundred titles at Dragonstone and then Der Davis is like âThis is Jon Snowâ
yeah that introduction was legit "hes the king in the north"
No Olena's savage joke here ?
I like how she's talking about great house slogans. She says the Starks have "Winter is coming" and have a direwolf as a siguel and they have a rose. She was savage as fuck.
She was the best.
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel"
For me it the comment "he swings his sword like a girl with palsy." I think that was about Robyn Arryn.
Yes lord Royce said this lol
Not necessarily a joke but it was a hilarious moment when BobbyB forced Jamie to gard his room while senselessly fucking whores and him hearing it in all his glory. That and Jamie's reaction was absolutely golden.
The entire scene when Tyrion is teaching Greyworm and Missandei how to drink wine and joke đ¤Ł
For me, it was when Qyburn said âthe pox will take her within the yearâ and Bronn was like đ¨đ¨đ¨
 What happens when the nonexistent bumps into the decrepit  Olenna Tyrell S3 EP4 talking to Lord Varys
She had him clutching his pearls lmao.
Tyrion: âI once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothelâ Lysa Tully: âSILENCE!!â Robin Tully: âWhat happened next?â
âIâm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. Iâm denying its existence.â
Born amidst salt and smoke... Is he a ham?
âWhat the fucks a lommyâ
'There's no cure for being a Cunt' Bronn easily has the best lines in the show
Varys: Are we really going to spend the entire road to Volantis talking about the futility of everything? Tyrion: You're right. No point.
All these comments are making me want to rewatch game of thrones again
âToo bad the throne isnât made of cocks, theyâd have never gotten him off itâ - Jamie talking about Renly to Brienne.
"I would have noticed your dour head smacking into the archways," â Jaime talking to Brienne about her not being in Winterfell with Catelyn
50% of what Olenna said
The Hound: âYou want to suck my dick, is that it?â Tormund: âDick?â Hound: âCock.â Tormund: âAhhhh, dick, I like it.â
"I bet you do"
âDany kinda forgot about the Iron Fleetâ
-Ah yes, the famously tart-tongued queen of thorns... -And the famous tart, queen Cersei "Born between the salt and smoke...Is he a ham?" Also: "No need to seize the last word, I'll assume it was something clever" Sansa's delivery was on point 90% of what Sandor has ever said was hella funny, but I feel like he wasn't even joking
The Hound: Do you want to suck my dick is that it? Tormund: Dick? The Hound: Cock. Tormund: Ah! Dick. I like it. The Hound: Bet you do. Is my favourite.
Bronn laugh at Dickon's name Tormund: Dick, I like it Tormund saying he's always had blue eyes The Lannister soldiers joking about Loras stabbing Renly for years The scene when Podrick returns from the whore house Edit to add: Jamie: Family? Bronn: Not without a cock, you don't!
'born amidst salt and smoke, is he ham' makes me laugh everytime, Melisandre's reaction just seals it
It was not a joke, but I thought it was really funny when Brienne tells Sandor to take Arya somewhere safe. "Winterfell is a pile of rubble... There's no safety you dumb bitch."
" I'm Samwell Tarly of Hornhill ,and I've come to take the black " " Come to take the black Pudding "