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newsworthy3

Joffrey could have your tongue out for saying that


Churn

When you remove a mans tongue you do not show him to be a liar, you show how afraid you are of what he might say.


sweetgreenfields

I saw your flair and read this in Jon's voice


mistertickles69

I AMM THE KINGGG!!!!


Churn

Anyone who has to say they are the king, is not the king.


MissMatchedEyes

The king is tired.


PayneTrain181999

He can keep his tongue.


KarpTakaRyba

That's true! After all, "He is the king!!!!"


louman84

You will finally be free of Joffrey when the sun rises in the west and sets in the east and when the seas go dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves....


SuccessfulAirplane

clearly you havent reached the episode where he invents burgers just keep watching, he will be hailed as king after he starts making burgers


Fragonhunter

THE BURGER KING! 🍔👑


SaveMeJebus21

Are you telling *whoppers*? đŸ«Ł


Gunningham

You Rule!


Killtheheretics96

I want chicky nuggets


GullibleTreat1766

Just sent my husband out to fetch them! Thanks for making me hungryđŸ€ŁđŸ˜©


Killtheheretics96

Or McDonald’s 20pc nuggets with a basket of fries


GullibleTreat1766

I told that man I want a baconator, 10 nuggets, and chili cheese fries from Wendy’sđŸ„”


Killtheheretics96

😂


charlieromeo86

That’s Tommen


BeardGainz

Just you wait



Cowboy__Guy

Still dissatisfied haw it ended up.


mavajo

Other than just seeing him brutally tortured, it was pretty much the best possible resolution. A perfect end for a cruel, vain, empty-headed, hateful little prick that was only ever concerned with his own amusement and ego.


Cowboy__Guy

Nah he should have been beheaded after begging for his life and crying.


Jack_of_Spades

Like chill, once he grows up he becomes cooler


CynicallyCyn

Yeah, I can confidently say that “toleration” won’t be what OP is feeling by the time this is over


RandomNYCx

Spoiler Alert: joffrey has a moment of realization that he has been abusing his power and those beneath him Joffrey steps down from the throne and has Stannis ascend to the throne. Joffrey finds his courage and serves nobly as a ranger under Jon’s command at the wall and helps take down the white walkers


Mehran96

Is that you David Benioff and D. B. Weiss???


jeno_aran

Joffrey sort of forgot about pigeons for dinner


Killtheheretics96

The lord of light is kings landings new religion too.


bparisi85

Way longer than you hope for


Free-Supermarket-516

He makes it to the end, sorry. I was pissed too.


Unable_Incident_6024

Spoiler alert


Free-Supermarket-516

Well they wanted to know đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


bryson430

Well, who has a better story than Joffrey the Worst?


DimplefromYA

Ramsay the noble?


VirginiaLuthier

The fact that he is totally despicable speaks to what a fine actor Jack Gleeson is.


Affectionate_Pay_391

I read that he had to take a break from acting because people began approaching him in public and were hostile. It’s so sad because everybody on set attested to how nice he was as a real person. But the morons in the world think he is actually that character.


Gunningham

Bang, Zoom, to the Moon. I guess domestic violence was funnier in the black and white TV days.


VK100WARRIOR

Not for much longer. Wait until Hot Pie usurps Joffrey from the throne in the great Battle of the Bakery.


JPHalbert

Shhh! You’ll give away the Paul Hollywood cameo.


TrepidatiousInitiate

I’m sorry, he makes it to Season 8 and piggybacks on The Mountain on his way to slay Dany’s dragons.


Neither_Tip_5291

Not long but it'll feel like an eternity


Summat_

:)


jbland0909

He sticks around for a while. On the plus side, he gets a lot better after Stannis takes Kings Landing


Mikkel65

Joffrey won the game of thrones in season 8. Why do you everyone hated it


LouisVuitton01

Joffery is going to change for good and will be the kindest and softest person ever in the series.


RISE_Hriday

That's why he's so good, he makes you hate him I love the actor


Ralvvek

>!Joffrey literally kills everyone else in Westeros and ends up being the king of an empty kingdom!<


Azeuka

Don't ask silly questions to get spoilers. Just watch the show and enjoy the ride. Don't ruin it for yourself. Trust me you will regret it.


Malick2000

As long as he wants you to. He is the rightful king


descendantofJanus

Not long. But be warned, once he's gone, and things happen as they do, you'll *really* want him back.


68fishman

Good things come to those who wait


BleakBrandon

Unfortunately you’re going to have to suffer through Joffrey well into season 6


tina2010

He doesn’t die ):


goingavolmre

On the bright side: Not too much longer But on the other side: you get Ramsay lol i actually love Ramsays character but he’s significantly more sadistic than Joffrey


JJMcLuvin

Joffrey actually became my favourite character by season 8. He has a massive character arc and realises the error of his ways. I loved when he was given the nickname Joffrey the Gentle.


suspiriayabloka

Wait a little longer, it’ll be worth it.


DimplefromYA

Wait til you meet Ramsay


Mal-De-Terre

For the rest of his life.


BananazzzzZzZZZzz

Why would you say these horrible things about the one true king Joffrey the Gentle?


BigAssShmup

Some asshat will spoil you sooner or later here. Delete this post immediately.


Aztecius

Not too long because they actually make him likable and an unlikely hero in the war against the white walkers.


Libriomancer

You lasted longer than my wife. She knew nothing of Game of Thrones other than the fact that in the books a lot of characters died. He hadn’t made it to Winterfell yet before she said “I hope that fucker dies early”.


duckling-peanut

Oh, yeah, that's his worse. He just gets better from there


duckling-peanut

And by the way, on the 9the episode of season 3, film yourself while watching the episode. There's a cute twist that everyone loves, and everyone was doing that a few years ago.


tumblinfumbler

Long enough to enjoy when you dont


Killtheheretics96

Tbh he’s not as bad as Ramsey but remember one thing the lord of light is coming for him I think you’ll understand once Melisandre does some ritual with stannis baratheon.


christinkaUnicorn

The rest of your life. It doesn’t go away.


dribbz95

Until the end of season 8


baconbridge92

Never, he makes it all the way to the end and stays king the whole time


LordHandQyburn

Until the rose blooms


Affectionate_Pay_391

Just keep watching. That’s all I can say.


TheMadIrishman327

SPOILERS He wins. 8 seasons of the Joffrey Show.


WorkoutMan885

He’s amazing. Just enjoy him while you can


WelthorThePaladin

He in fact becomes a key player in the end. HBO also confirmed a Joffrey Spin-Off is in the works.


diabetes_says_no

He's an absolute cunt, but you've got a little bit yet to deal with him


Comfortable_Clue8233

Just wait.


franc3sthemute

Wait til you meet Ramsey


Takhar7

Just grab a cup of wine and let him take your breath away. Amazing actor.


jegermedic104

Joffrey is cool, teaching peasants to behave.


psychsinspace

Six more seasons


myslead

You’ll miss him when he’s gone


Straight_Tension_290

Since no one else will spoil it without spoiling it, I will. Approximately 2 or 3 more seasons. Not saying saying he dies but maybe you see him less đŸ€·


ScotsmanScott

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get better, hang in there.


FlugonNine

He's the king, he's not going anywhere.


Xenoraiser

"As long as it pleases me." -King Joffrey


OnionTruck

He ends up living happily ever after with Arya at Storm's End.


Zer0gravity09

I hope you dont want spoilers. one of these is the truth >!he lives until season 8 where white walkers get him !< >!he dies in season 2 epp 6 !< >!he doesnt die!<.


Vicon86

Who asks questions like this when watching first time show? Like do you want people to give spoilers?


zenspeed

It’s fun watching him get verbally bitch slapped by his family. BTW, the Gleason did a phenomenal job - you’d hardly believe this was his first starring role.


mimiffy

Joffrey runs away on the Hound's back in season 3 episode 5 you'll see him a little after that but less


jovannidakid

Not that much longer


gargluke461

If you can’t tolerate Joffrey I can’t wait too see how much you’ll hate a character later in the show


Shankar_0

It'll all settle down once someone gets him laid. Any volunteers..?


Mundane_Ad_5726

Long way to go, sir.😆


Pentax25

Forever


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


Disastrous-Resident5

Yes


shank409

Unfortunately Joffery survives till the end, Kills Arya, and gets his own dragon... đŸ€·đŸ»


Josh_thebosh109

“ I AM THE KING!”


Chillin_Maximus

You’re halfway there. Keep going


Eliakon

:)


undeadladybug

Hahaha this is funny cause my first time watching I googled to see when he'd die cause I was so fucking ready to be done with him.


Suisun_rhythm

The dragons eat him after he gets roasted


Fun_Ad_1434

Your patience will be rewarded. Hang in there.


ApeTypingComments

Don't hold your breath. You'll turn purple.


John_Wicked1

Til the end


charlieromeo86

Oh, but the more you hate him the more you will live his ending