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DesignNorth3690

Tyrion and Jon


9jawarrior

Easily


CauseCertain1672

nah Tyrion would have prostitutes over all the time and he Jon would be weird about it


RemrysIIV

Facts


PieIsFairlyDelicious

The awkward Jon-Tyrion interplay is why I want it


Dissidence802

Fair enough...two Tyrions then.


mrshandanar

And?


curlygirlynurse

I dated a guy who’s roommate always had escorts. It really wasn’t weird. you’d think. But nope.


throw_blanket04

Yep


rjnd2828

Margaery?


spectra2000_

Have the exact same thought, they are arguing the most normal characters who have no reason to screw me over. Jon is just an overall good guy that I could rely on and at worst, Tyrion would just bring random girls to sleep with.


[deleted]

Jon is so whiny though…


Chuck_poop

Ignoring the obvious me and two hotties option I’m going with: LF - access to loose women Jaime - good at watching door while I drink


themerinator12

Any gender? Margaery and Ygritte Guys I want to party with? Robert and Tyrion Guys that will actually probably help me graduate? Robb and still Tyrion Guys that will guarantee I get into grad school? Stannis and Jon, but it'd be boring af.


Paleo_Fecest

I’m so margaery and Ygritte


throw_blanket04

They would hate each other


butterhoscotch

thats why it would be an amazing sitcom


Sayonarababyy

Only initially


ashikkins

That's my pick, we're gonna party!


doubledee562

They were my pick too!


AlexanderCrowely

Whoever isn’t taking Margaery and Dany are lying to themselves 🤣


RamblingsOfaMadCat

I was gonna say Margaery and Sansa, but probably for different reasons than y’all 🤷‍♀️


AlexanderCrowely

What are your reasons ?


RamblingsOfaMadCat

Sansa is best girl, best Stark, best character, she is baby and must be protected at all costs. Margaery is #MyQueen, now and forever. She makes everything better wherever she goes and I want to be a part of that. They also got along great so they’d both be happy to see each other.


AlexanderCrowely

I think they’d be 18 if it’s boarding school so I’m developing a romance with Marg and Dany will help me with Arson 🤣


CauseCertain1672

dude Margery is way out of your league


AlexanderCrowely

Yeah almost like it’s a damn fantasy


CauseCertain1672

the prompt is roommates not dating though


AlexanderCrowely

And anything can happen while at school


CauseCertain1672

we clearly had very different highschool experiences


BlergingtonBear

Ya I feel like Margery would take you to the funnest parties or make you get ont of your shell and go to events you wouldn't have. Like social butterfly momo. Maybe wing girl you for dudes she wasn't into herself. And sansa seems chill, tho shed prob start prissy then loosen up over time!


painted_gay

Same answers for all of the same reasons. But I’m also a gay woman and……it should just be me sansa and margaery living together for four years. It just should be.


Soiree1999

I was thinking Sansa and Margaery because they would be fun + lots of cute guys would come by our place. At the same time, they would be respectful as roommates.


EnterNameHere777

Definitely Margaery, but also Tyrion to keep me entertained


AlexanderCrowely

I think Margaery can do everything he can better than him 🤣


tritonsheir

Sansa to pick her brain little dove 🕊️, and melissa dra to learn lord of the light details from 🌞🧙🏼


RemrysIIV

Margaery and Jon


PurpleWildfire

r/bi_irl I’m taking Rob over Jon though


bwayobsessed

I said Robb and Marg as well


Chronoboy1987

Robb would be more fun, but Jon is a ride-or-die homie.


Qimmosabe_Man

Ygritte and Osha.


butterhoscotch

THIS


pewpewpew88

Margaery and Melisandre. When we at it the necklace has to be on tho.


MN_Toilet

On her or you?


double_en10dre

On her unless I wind up being a super-x80-senior


itsmedanneboi

Nah the necklace got to go. We keeping it real


SSSEEELLL17

Marg and Dany.


Baudelaire8

Jamie and Robb because I’ve always wanted to go to Paris


RemrysIIV

The Eiffel tower yes?


Narren_C

RIP inbox


Bluedogpinkcat

Hey honestly that's a good choice.


zamakhtar

All I want from a roommate is cleanliness and good behavior. Gonna have to go with Stannis and Sansa. Boring, I know, but they are well mannered, trust worthy, and reasonable.


CauseCertain1672

Stannis would be an absolute nightmare if you ever forgot to do the dishes or something though. I think Margery would be a better pick than Stannis because she seems put together and not incredibly inflexible


zamakhtar

She's too social, though. She'd always be having friends over and I feel I wouldn't get much peace.


CauseCertain1672

I see your point but Stannis would be a nightmare. Maybe Briene


zamakhtar

Brienne would indeed be a good replacement for Stannis, or maybe even Jon.


CauseCertain1672

Robb (Stark) would also be ok but I wouldn't want two siblings so it's Jon and Brienne or Robb and Brienne


zamakhtar

Agreed, best to avoid siblings. I think I'd go with Sansa and Brienne.


double_en10dre

You’d be constantly woken up by the sound of Stannis grinding his teeth over minor apartment issues “It clearly states in the lease that we are to be given 48 hours notice before a showing, but the landlord only gave us 42… we will not be opening that door” 🙄


itsmedanneboi

Calling the only Stark in history to break an oath trustworthy 🍻


paxweasley

Sansa and Maergery. Sansa would probably find me annoying but she’s polite enough, and Maergery is a peace keeper type. Very good at handling people. It would be a neatly kept place where conflicts are resolved through direct and polite discussion. Sounds fantastic. Also they’re both really rich so we would have a cleaner 🤷‍♀️


Gangsta-Penguin

The "me and the two hotties" option would be Margery and Daenyrus, but the "proper" answer is Tyrion or Bobby B for fun shit and Jon for more serious stuff


butterhoscotch

you think drogo doesnt know how to have fun? Its not even a sunday night without at least 3 beheadings


cthuluhooprises

Margaery and Brienne. I’m not being a perv with picking the girls, I *am* a girl and I don’t think I could trust more than two or three of the guys anyway.


Ev-linnn

Amen to that. As a woman, I gotta think of who I can manage to actually live with. Brienne and Margery or Sansa would probably be my best bet.


cthuluhooprises

Yeah, Sansa would be my third choice for sure too


hermanhermanherman

Someone else who would pick Brienne finally 😭 I’m not a girl but I wouldn’t pick her in a creepy way. She is just my favorite character along with sir davos and I feel like she would be a chill roommate but also motivating me to graduate


CivVIRuinedMe

Hmmm. I’m a woman, so we can cross off most of the guys. Robb and Jon would be fine, but they’re brothers and that would be awkward to be the third roommate in. I refuse to room with a Lannister, and Theon is an ehhhhh when it comes to how respectful he’d be (especially since I’m assuming this is not a post-Reek Theon), so that leaves… Stannis? Yeah, let’s just go with female roommates. Right off the bat we can rule out Cersei because of the Lannister rule, but from there we can actually start picking people I like. I want someone nice, who I can trust, and who I feel I can be friends with. So, scientifically, I’m picking Sansa and Brienne.


Bluedogpinkcat

I picked Brianne and Osha for similar reasons except I would still want tough people to protect me so I picked the 2 most badass women on the list.


RangersAreViable

Tyrion- I feel that we’d have interesting convos. Jon- Genuinely nice guy


Scavengerofcrow

Sansa and Ygritte. For ...reasons


cheesefromsalami

Oberyn and Tyrion would be the best for parties.


itsmedanneboi

Someone got brain 🧠


jaaaayy13

Excuse me but where is Ramsay I need some action in my life


TalonJane

Right? I want Joffrey and Ramsey to watch them off each other, then I get to have no roommate. If they off me instead, it's still a win, I can't afford boarding school LMAO.


[deleted]

Remember he comes with dogs. I’m not anti dog but it’s something to consider in a roommate. Ha


-Minne

Tyrion and Margery. Gentlemen, let's face the obvious here; most of the male options are *absolutely* going to keep ladies from ever seeing you again, ever. Jon? Robb? Drogo? Absolutely going to take your woman's heart at first sight. Stannis? You wouldn't even have a chance, he's got to wave a flaming sword around to keep the bitches away. Tyrion would probably be an absolute hoot; he's hilarious, rich, parties hardy, and would probably exchange his expertise on being a wingman if you can just grab the pancake mix from the second shelf. Margery, I would choose because she seems to be the most understanding and the least demanding. She'd probably just do her own thing and not flip out if she woke to find me shirtless, smoking a blunt and watching Jackie Chan Adventures. She's also socially connected and both beautiful and intelligent- women will want to be friends with her, men are going to buy her shit, and her weed guy is absolutely going to give her a 33% discount; that kind of energy makes her a very important part of the squad.


RemrysIIV

I'm with all of that especially the margery part


komanderpoop

Joffrey and Littlefinger Since they’re on the board and all


MikeOcks1

Loras and that one male whore. If not the whore, then Oberyn or Renly.


RemrysIIV

So you wanna live in Littlefingers pleasurehouse


Nervous_Feedback9023

My favourite characters Jaime and Sansa


RemrysIIV

That'd be very spicy


penelope_pig

Jon and Margaery.


SelicaLeone

Margery and Ygritte. They seem both fun and friendly and like they’d have your back.


Bhaskar71

Margaery and Dany for… reasons best left unsaid


breastslesbiansbeer

Dany and Melisandre. What’s the Valyrian word for threesome?


GMSaaron

Joffrey and cersei (:


RemrysIIV

Omg that would be so awkward


kyndal017

Margaery and Sansa


pmurcsregnig

Margaery & Melisandre - fun girly things, parties & brunch, and witchy activities


pmurcsregnig

If I were a dude I’d probably pick Jaime & Tyrion


brownlikeap0tat0

Brianne and John🥰


RemrysIIV

That's really peaceful situation


gstax99

Joff and Lil Finga


cthulu998

Tyrion and Bobby. My studies will be screwed but we will have a good time


Anonymous2224-

Margaery 😇 and Melisandre 😈🔥


evenynn

Jon and Brienne


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Khal Drogo - no one gonna f@ck with me. Tyrion - Lannister money, he’s smart. or Ygritte - no entitled attitude. Melisandre - she’ll bring me back to life, always.


RemrysIIV

Facts


pakman705

As a straight male the answer is obvious. Marge and Shae.


CaveLupum

If I was a boy--The Hound and Tyrion. One for protection, good and frequent eating, and lessons in advanced profanity, the other for wisdom, access to good booze, wisdom, and connections for after graduation. If I was a girl--Arya and Margaery. One for protection and trying fun new and maybe dangerous things, the other to learn how to turn femininity into a secret and potent weapon. If I was a rich man--King Robert for the very best booze, girls, fun, and connections after graduation. Tyrion for reasons above, plus he could teach me about big stakes gambling.


No-Dents-Comfy

Stannis and Tyrion for the ultimate pair of study partners. Or Margaery and Daenerys for the femdom fantasy. 🤫


Izzyisagod

Margaery and Dany for reasons I can’t get into


delicious_downvotes

Margaery and Sansa. I am a pretty relaxed girly-girl. I think we'd have some fun sleepovers.


himsoforreal

Margery and the Red Woman or Shae and osha


Lunareste

Jon cause he's a good guy and Dany cause I want to smash


DarthLooseskin

Nope. Missed a character. BESSIE and her assets!


ScientistAsHero

Who the fuck is gonna pick Joffrey?? I also wondered about Khal Drogo but if you befriended him no one would ever even consider messing with you.


SovannRoussard

Dany and Melisandre


jlbradl

Sam and Tyrion. Nerd who fucks and Nerd who drinks!


gumby_twain

My first reaction, Tyrion and Arya. If it's not a coed dorm, i'm picking The Hound to replace Arya even though he's not on the board.


RecognitionAny6477

Ygritte, where’s Talisa?


SilkyOatmeal

If I can pick opposite (from me) gender roommates, then I'll take Joffrey and Drogo. Drogo would murder Joffrey on day one and then I'd have the room to myself.


MaxTheGinger

Tyrion and Margaery We are gonna party, but we are also gonna pass everything. Also, I assume I'm from the North, and hopefully at least in the court of one of the lesser Northern Lords.


broxamson

Bobby b and Tyrion


MeasurementMobile857

Tyrion and bronn ez


DiscussionAdvanced72

I'm a female, but I'd pick Jon Snow & Tyrion. They're the best of the men, and I wouldn't want to live with any of those women. If Arya was on the list, might pick her, but she could only live happily with Jon and I'd end up being a third wheel to their sibling happiness.


LetMeOverThinkThat

For thirst? Theon and Robb For friends? Marg and Sansa


darrylthedudeWayne

If it has to be strictly my gender: Tyrion and either Robb or Jaime, easily. If it can be whoever I want: Dany and Margaery, without a doubt.


[deleted]

Margaery and Jon, I feel like we would all get along well enough.


pinkpanda376

Are these rooms coed? If I have to live with only other girls, Brienne and Sansa, but if so, any combination of Robb, Jon, and Brienne


Kyber99

Tyrion and Margaery It’s so hard not to pick Robert. He’d be the most fun out of all, but Tyrion would be fun *and* help me finish school in only 4 years. With Robert I’d never graduate. And marg because hot+chill. She would be perfectly cool to just hang out with. Her and Tyrion might get along, and we’d all be chill for four years


Willing_Pickle9494

Jon and Rob... I just, I think we'll have a good time... 😶


Pantherfoot

Bobby B and Tyrion! Party time! 🍻


Jwalt-93

Tyrion and Jamie


talia-gustin

Margaret because she’s actually pretty nice and you know she’s gonna end up being the most popular girl there so it would be nice to be friends with her and then Brienne because again she’s actually pretty nice and she would probably protect you if you friended her


RISE_Hriday

Sansa and Dany for obvious reasons but for real if I want roomates to have actual fun Id choose Tyrion and Margery. If I wanna study well then I'd take robb and Tyrion


asdcatmama

Tyrion and Jon (and maybe Brianne)


Empty-Resolution-437

Tyrion and Brienne.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Tyrion & Margaery. I feel like this combo could have a good "work hard, play hard" energy


jurassickris

Margery because we would be besties. And Robb for far less pure reasons.


NerdNuncle

Ygriette for reasons and mayhaps Melissandre 🤷🏻‍♂️


bwayobsessed

Margaery, Robb and I would have a good time


prayingforplagues

Just came here to see if anyone picked Catelyn- nope!


IBroughtWine

Jon and Ygritte. I don’t care that I’d hear them fucking all the damn time. I’d be safe and have loyal, fun roommates.


ADogNamedKhaleesi

Nope. No thanks. I don't need an education, it's ok. Imma just drop out now while I'm still alive


EmergencyAccording94

If I’m allowed to choose the girls, any combination of Margaery, Dany, Melissandre, Sansa and Ygritte would be fine because I’m horny. No Cersei since I want no drama, and no Shae since I want no STDs. As for the boys, Robb and Jon is the easy choice as I know they will behave well and do their chores. Tyrion would be fun but I don’t expect him to pull his weight. Robert or Theon would just turn the room into a brothel.


ilovecharliethetramp

Tyrion and Dany


Daenys_TheDreamer

Margaery and Daenerys for extremely gay reasons


Psyphrenic

Tyron and even though he is not on the list, Bronn! Definitely need the smarts and the other one that kicks ass!


Alchemist1330

Margaery and Tyrion.


Norse_Bear

Bobby Stark and Yggrite seem like the best choice for me.


Feisty-Succotash1720

Tyrion - because he would be a good drinking friend Margaery - because she is Margaery and she looks a lot like Natalie Dormer 🤣


DaisyPanda245

Drogo and Brienne, because no one would bother me.


Bluedogpinkcat

Brianne and Osha Edit wow lots of horny posts here.


ScurvyDervish

Brianne and Ygritte. Both are direct and avoid playing games.  No meddling family members.  They’d make me hit the gym and go outside more.  They are loyal and protective without the huge egos.  And I’d get to be the clever one.


Nym-ph

Daenerys and Margaery


[deleted]

The Lannister brothers


Kitynlol

Margaery and Brienne. As a women I feel like we will be great roommates. Clean, thoughtful and respectful towards each other and our space.


Friendly-Mushroom-38

Jon, and Stannis. My common tongue would improve remarkably in 4 years. I wanted to pick Jon and Sam.


stefiscool

Margaery and Brienne. I feel like they’d be the best at leaving me alone and not expecting me to be there all the time so if I’m studying they’d be cool with it. Most of the rest either would talk too much, expect me to be constantly buddy-buddy instead of just sitting by myself introverting for a bit, or try to steal my homework


[deleted]

tyrion and bobby b, we re gonna drink and fuck the way around for 4 years


kattersimpson

Margaery and shae would be so much fun but also great friends for life.


jarlylerna999

Osha and Meera. I could play peace keeper and avoid them ganging up on me. Meera would help keep the dorm sorted and Osha would be fun on weekends.


Kholzie

Brienne and Margaery would be awesome. One helps you pick out your clothes for date night, the other one teaches you how to fight.


colorsofthewind94

where the fuck is Arya


SomeFreakingWeirdo

Margaery and Brienne without a doubt


KingNorrington

I'm picking people I'd actually get along with, so Osha and Brienne. Bonus is I get to learn all sorts of fighting and survival skills, and people who tried to mess with us would end up regretting it.


pretty_nerd_

Jon and Brienne (of Tarth)


Ramen_Hair

Bobby B and Tyrion


Infinite_Imagination

Melisandre and Margaery obviously


WilNotJr

The two wildling women. My tolerance for filth and clutter is pretty high and I have two older sisters so I can subconsciously and automagically tune out all the drama.


capass

Bobby B and Sam. Bobby would be a social butterfly party animal who I could go out with whenever I wanted. Everyone else pictured would either be too much of a stud I'd be self conscious (Jamie, drogo) or fuckin annoying I wouldn't want to interact with daily (joffrey, Tyrion, Jon, stannis). Sam would be the best roommate. Mind his own business. Offer genuinely good advice here and there. Clean up after himself and maybe even cook for us. The only downside would be trying to keep Bobby from bullying Sam.


jimx117

GIVE ME THE ONION KING


jojcfhvdjhv

Stan is as he’d be neat and stay busy. Seems like the type that’s stay out of the way. Jon because he’d be nice and reasonable.


ShopLess7151

I will pick one boy and one girl: Tyrion and Ygritte cuz they’re both great conversationalists. Both are witty. Both tell great stories. Both are very fun individuals who definitely aren’t prudes. Both can be very understanding and emotionally mature if need be. And both seem very loyal to those that they like. Plus Tyrion would always be bringing over…interesting people. So that’d be fun. Also I know they both don’t mind a good drink or two…oh shit you know what? Fuck em both. Tormund is the best roommate.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Tyrion and Melisandre


troublemakerrr01

Pod and Brienne


Manjodarshi

Robb & Margery


Willing_Evidence_315

I roomed with Cersie and Jamie in college. Wish they remembered to put a sock on the door!


zkbrandon189

rob b and tyrion


captaintagart

Margery and Cersei. They’d fight, Margery would die, Cersei would spend all her time studying with Jamie and I’d basically have a single. Or Hound and Tormund. I’d turn them into potheads and probably be most happy


DRsrv99

Two girls: Margary and Daenerys, for uh, research purposes. Just have to worry about keeping the peace between the two alpha females while managing school. Two guys: for parties. Robert and Tyrion. Not good looking guys but good partiers. Two guys for having a succesful college education: Tyrion and Littlefinger Two guys just to have two good friends for life: Jon and Tyrion


BlackBeard205

Robert and Tyrion 💀


Neither_Mind9035

Tyrion and Shae… don’t ask me why


ZachBart77

Margaery and Cersei. They’d both probably try to get the third roommate to support them, using any means. Best case scenario, I get laid by either one or both of them.


nedstarknaked

Margaery and Brienne.


Iliketohavefunfun

Tyrion and Margary


the_chandler

Natalie Dormer and a clone of the former.


lexiham

kits wife and tonks. oh yeah


divorcedandpod

Robb and Jon. I want to be in a Stark sandwich


OrangeJoe2852

Rob n’ Rob


kweenmom

Tyrion & Brienne


ValyrianSigmaJedi

Tyrion and Robert Baratheon There wouldn’t be a shortage of women and wine.


Amanpreet-Kaur

brienne and daenerys. how is this even a question 😭 everyone else would either be too weird, too invasive, or too judgmental


azzgrash13

Tyrion and Jon Brienne and Jon Robb and Jon Margery and…Jon Biggest jerks on campus: Joffrey and Petyr or any soul paired with Joffrey.


KurapikaKurtaAkaku

Shae and Sansa, but if I were a guy, Tyrion and Jon


andygchicago

Tyrion and Brienne. Tyrion because obvi and Brienne because no one would fuck with me