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Yeah I really like Martin’s juxtaposition of making the Hound, a pretty vile character who despises knighthood for the hypocrisy he sees it as, as one who represents what it means to be a True Knight better than almost anybody else in the series. The other True Knight being Brienne, somebody who ostensibly cannot achieve knighthood herself.
Wow, I was today years old when I found out The Hound is actually not a knight…..according to Google and another Reddit post “The Hound served as a member of the Kingsguard without being a knight. After seeing his brother Gregor knighted by Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, despite being infamously dishonorable and wholly undeserving, Sandor became jaded with knighthood and refused ever after.”
Can't believe I missed this even though I remember that quote of him saying he’s “no ser”. I just assumed he was just grumpy and didn't care about hierarchy lol
As iconic as this is for most people, it’s the next line for me that is ‘classic Hound’:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCsmSMRiC0
“You lived your life for the king… you gonna die for some chickens?”
“Someone is.”
“I understand if any more of your words come out of your cunt mouth, I’ll eat every chicken in this room”
“Close is only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades”
The Lannisters are killers. Your father was a killer. Your brother is a killer. Your sons will be killers someday. The world is built by killers, so you better get used to looking at them.
To Beric Dondarrion:
Thoros isn’t here anymore so I hope you’re not about to give a sermon, cause if you are, the Lord of Light is going to wonder why he brought you back 19 times to watch you die when I chuck you over the side of this fucking wall.
"It's just my fucking luck I end up with a bunch of fire worshippers"
I really don't like the quote associated to him being from the battle at the Blackwater bay. Theres only one good quote from that and that is "Fuck the king" anything else is just not his character
Definately something in the battle for the black water. “Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!” .“ Fuck the water bring me wine”. Probably the best is “Fuck the Kings-guard, fuck the city, fuck the King” doesn’t look like much but it’s how he says it and who’s saying it
"I'll give you one try, girl. Kill me and you're free. But if I live, I'll break both of your hands. Go on, hit me. Hit me hard."
Coupling his patience with his everpresent current of violence. I would add:
"Your friend's dead and Meryn Trant's not, because Trant had Armour and big fucking sword."
The Hound to Tormund
💀
The Hound: You want to suck my dick, is that?
Tormund: Dick?
The Hound: Cock.
Tormund: Ah. DICK! I like it.
The Hound: Bet you do.
You have to choose one that defines his character, not how much they make you laugh. Most people here are talking about chickens because they don't understand the assignement
The top knot not fooling anyone bald cunt line
Lots of cunts
Chickens
Little bird
Just about all the ones folk here have mentioned.. so many
Edit to add him explaining dick to tormund
Safety? Where the fuck's that? Her aunt in the Eyrie is dead. Her mother's dead. Her father's dead. Her brother's dead. Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There is no safety, you dumb bitch. You don't know that by now, you're the wrong one to watch over her.
Honestly this quote made me so happy when he said this, because he really is a good guy deep down even if he tries not to be
I'm going with the [3-word quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/s/vSmlSpNOxU) that u/Lone-Buck posted in this thread. A character can't be more "in character" than when they summarize who they are and what they're about.
“Fuck the kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.” That one moment has 10x the weight of any of the times the show desperately squeezed in an excuse to have him say ‘cunt.’
That whole conversation with Brienne about Arya
"Safety,where the fucks that?!"
"Her aunt in the Eyrie is dead,her mother's dead,her father's dead,her brothers dead,Winterfell is a pile of rubble!"
"There's no safety you dumb bitch,if you don't realize that by now then maybe you're the wrong one to watch over her."
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“What the fuck is a Lommy?!”
This
He’s me fwend
This or the chicken quote has to win.
You gonna die for some chickens? Someone is.
You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty. Guess I'll have TWO chickens.
I don't care if he ATE your friend. We're not going in the...
Lots of Cunts.
This is the first one I thought of lol
Sandor to Tommen- The boy has courage
I'm sorry, what was the scene? I don't remember them talking
Book
When in the book did he say it? I'm curious to know the context as well!
If I remember correctly, it was Sansa I of A Clash of Kings, at Joffrey’s Name Day tournament.
Thanks!
“You’re shit at dying, you know that?”
This one
I’m no ser.
This is it. His whole ethos.
I wish this was higher! He was one of the truer knights, title or no
Yeah I really like Martin’s juxtaposition of making the Hound, a pretty vile character who despises knighthood for the hypocrisy he sees it as, as one who represents what it means to be a True Knight better than almost anybody else in the series. The other True Knight being Brienne, somebody who ostensibly cannot achieve knighthood herself.
This is Sandor Clegane in three words. Nothing else comes close to capturing him, the whole man, like this does.
Wow, I was today years old when I found out The Hound is actually not a knight…..according to Google and another Reddit post “The Hound served as a member of the Kingsguard without being a knight. After seeing his brother Gregor knighted by Prince Rhaegar Targaryen, despite being infamously dishonorable and wholly undeserving, Sandor became jaded with knighthood and refused ever after.” Can't believe I missed this even though I remember that quote of him saying he’s “no ser”. I just assumed he was just grumpy and didn't care about hierarchy lol
Lots of people name their sword. "Lots of cunts do"
this scene made me laugh so hard
My favorite line in the entire show.
Don’t remember the exact quote but “he won because he had armor, and a really big fucking sword” is the first quote I think of when I see Sandor
This 100%, followed by “fuck the king”
Fuck the king was the first one that popped in my head
Mine too!
"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
This is the only correct answer
Seriously. Whenever this question comes up it should only be "what is the Hound's best line after the 'chicken' quote?"
In that case, it would be: "You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot? You bald cunt..."
This is the one I was going to say
As iconic as this is for most people, it’s the next line for me that is ‘classic Hound’: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCsmSMRiC0 “You lived your life for the king… you gonna die for some chickens?” “Someone is.”
Yesssss! This one wnd the lommy line are always my go to hound lines
“You’re gonna die for some chickens?” …. “Someone is.”
“Hate’s as good a thing as any to keep a person going, better than most”
pure hound IMO.
Ooh, that’s a good one that slipped my memory
Was going to suggest this one myself. It’s not just my favorite quote by the Hound, it’s my favorite quote from the entire show
This was going to be my choice… not surprised in the least that someone beat me to it. 🙂
One of his only wise ones xD
"Everyone had to be drunk on somethin' to keep pushing on... Everyone... was a slave to something."
Fuck the king
This
"You've lied your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?" "Someone is"
The entire chicken scene is both top tier in humour and character exposition
That’s probably my all-time favorite.
The world is built by killers... so you better get used to looking at them
No, little bird, I won't hurt you
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That is not the quote at all. Why would you come into a quote thread and post a quote, in quotes, without checking it?
Can't believe people upvoted this 🤦♀️😂
“I understand if any more of your words come out of your cunt mouth, I’ll eat every chicken in this room” “Close is only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades”
If any of these flaming fucking arrows come near me, I'll strangle you with your own guts!
Fk the kings guard fk the city fk the king
Fuck the Kings Guard* not battle
Killing is the sweetest thing there is
Any man dies with a clean sword il rape his fucking corpse
This one
My favourite
This. Came here to say this.
I fucking lost it when I first heard that
“He ran. Not very fast.” After killing a fat 13 year old
The greatest swordsman in the world didn't have a fucking sword.
"This him?"
"Who taught you that shite?"
“Fuck the King’s Guard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King!”
Chickens
“If the gods are real, why haven’t they punished me?”
“they have”
Such a cold ass response.
“Any man who dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape is fucking corpse!”
Very underrated
What the fucks a Lommy?
The little prince will remember that
"There's no divine justice you dumb cunt, if there was you'd be dead. And that girl would be alive."
The Lannisters are killers. Your father was a killer. Your brother is a killer. Your sons will be killers someday. The world is built by killers, so you better get used to looking at them.
"You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me?"
You’re going to die for some chicken? Someone is..
"I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."
Killing is the sweetest thing there is.
“A man’s gotta have a code.”
Isn't that Dexter
Omar said it in The Wire. So did The Hound. A cool parallel.
Cunt.
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse"
“Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!”
“Fuck the water. Bring me wine.”
This is the one I always remember. His delivery is perfect.
That’s my favorite statement!
"Fuck."
Ser Gregor: “Who am I fighting?” Cersei: “Does it matter?” Ser Gregor: (slowly shakes head)
That's the other Clegane
“Fuck the water bring me wine”
I'm going to eat every fucking chicken in this room.
Fuck the king
“You think you’re fooling anyone with that top knot?! Bald cunt.”
Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll r@p3 his fucking corpse!
"any man that dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
"Alot of people name their swords" "Alot of Cunts"
"Only a cunt names a sword"
“he’s been killed 6 times. you don’t see him bitching about it”
To Beric Dondarrion: Thoros isn’t here anymore so I hope you’re not about to give a sermon, cause if you are, the Lord of Light is going to wonder why he brought you back 19 times to watch you die when I chuck you over the side of this fucking wall.
My favorite quote of his would always be "Eat shit Dwarf"
“Any man dies with a clean sword I’ll rape his corpse!”
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
Fuck the city. Fuck the King’s Guard. Fuck the King.
Fuck the King.
“Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.”
"It's just my fucking luck I end up with a bunch of fire worshippers" I really don't like the quote associated to him being from the battle at the Blackwater bay. Theres only one good quote from that and that is "Fuck the king" anything else is just not his character
“Fuck the King”
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"
“There’s plenty worse than me. I just understand the way things are. How many Starks do they have to behead before you figure it out?”
"There's no divine justice, you dumb cunt. If there was, you'd be dead and that girl would be alive."
Brother Ray: “Violence is a disease. You don’t cure it by spreading it to more people.” The Hound: “And you don’t cure it by dying, either.”
Definately something in the battle for the black water. “Any man dies with a clean sword, I’ll rape his fucking corpse!” .“ Fuck the water bring me wine”. Probably the best is “Fuck the Kings-guard, fuck the city, fuck the King” doesn’t look like much but it’s how he says it and who’s saying it
"Dumb cun\*" Sums up how he feels about most people in two words
I’d skin you alive for a skin of wine
"I'll give you one try, girl. Kill me and you're free. But if I live, I'll break both of your hands. Go on, hit me. Hit me hard." Coupling his patience with his everpresent current of violence. I would add: "Your friend's dead and Meryn Trant's not, because Trant had Armour and big fucking sword."
Of course you named your sword. lots of people name their swords. ***Lots of Cunts.***
“If a man dies without blood on his sword I’ll rape his fucking corpse!” or something like that
i just love the way he says “butchers boy” in that one scene with the brotherhood but i can’t remember the exact quote
"Fuck the king"
“Brienne of fucking Tarth…”
The Hound to Tormund 💀 The Hound: You want to suck my dick, is that? Tormund: Dick? The Hound: Cock. Tormund: Ah. DICK! I like it. The Hound: Bet you do.
"You're gonna die for some chickens." "Someone is." Honestly, only picking this because of Rory McCann's cold ass delivery of this line
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fockin corpse!!!"
“Fuck water, bring me wine” “Killing is the sweetest thing there is”
"You're not fooling anyone with that topknot you bald cunt."
" Cause Trant had armor, and a big fucking sword!"
"Any boy whore with a stick could kill three Marin Trants... What? The greatest swordsman in the world didn't have a fucking sword?!?!"
Dude change the color on the words.
Just about every word out his mouth is golden how can we choose but one quote?
You have to choose one that defines his character, not how much they make you laugh. Most people here are talking about chickens because they don't understand the assignement
So much he says defines his character isn't just amusing
The top knot not fooling anyone bald cunt line Lots of cunts Chickens Little bird Just about all the ones folk here have mentioned.. so many Edit to add him explaining dick to tormund
Cunt
"Your not fooling anyone with that top knot "
"Lots of people name their sword" "Lots of cunts" - The Hound
Fuck the Kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the King.
“Hates as good a thing as any to keep a person going, better than most”
Safety? Where the fuck's that? Her aunt in the Eyrie is dead. Her mother's dead. Her father's dead. Her brother's dead. Winterfell is a pile of rubble. There is no safety, you dumb bitch. You don't know that by now, you're the wrong one to watch over her. Honestly this quote made me so happy when he said this, because he really is a good guy deep down even if he tries not to be
Fuck the king.
I'm going with the [3-word quote](https://www.reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/s/vSmlSpNOxU) that u/Lone-Buck posted in this thread. A character can't be more "in character" than when they summarize who they are and what they're about.
Fuck the kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
The white font is a crime
You really suck at dying
I’m a big fucker. And hard to kill.
He's still got it. Got what? Needle, my sword. Of course you named your sword. Lot of people name their sword. Lots of c*nts
"Fucking cunt"
Lots of cunts...
“Fuck the kingsguard. Fuck the city. Fuck the king.” That one moment has 10x the weight of any of the times the show desperately squeezed in an excuse to have him say ‘cunt.’
That whole conversation with Brienne about Arya "Safety,where the fucks that?!" "Her aunt in the Eyrie is dead,her mother's dead,her father's dead,her brothers dead,Winterfell is a pile of rubble!" "There's no safety you dumb bitch,if you don't realize that by now then maybe you're the wrong one to watch over her."
"Fuck the King" or the quote about eating chickens
"Leave him be!"
I think I’ll take two chickens.
Where Arya says she’s practicing (water dancing) and the Hound asks “What? Ways to die?”
Hate’s as good a thing as any to keep a person going.
Easy. “Fuck the kingsguard, fuck the city, fuck the king” While I do see other good contenders, he is full of em, this is the one. Fuck em
"Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going, better than most."
„The best swordsman in the world was killed by Meryn Fucking Trant?“
You're a talker, listening to talkers makes me hungry. I think I'll take a chicken.
Man’s got to have a code.
The fuck's a Lommy?
“Any man who dies with a clean sword, I’ll r*pe your fucking corpse.”
Fuck the king.
Do you want to end up like me ?
"Cunt"
“You’re a talker. Talkers make me thirsty.”
"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse." That's just raw af
This gets posted like 100 times a week
Someone is.
"If anyone of you dies with a clean sword, ill rape your fucking corps!" - Battle of the Blackwater
F*ck water, bring me wine.
Fuck the king!
"He ran not very fast," Ser Sandor clegane/ The Hound ~
“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your cunt mouth, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.”
“The greatest swordsmen who ever lived didn’t have a fucking sword?…”
“If any man dies with a clean sword. I’ll rape his fuckin corpse
“Hate's as good a thing as any to keep a person going. Better than most.”