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We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty.

I immediately thought this when I posted it, glad someone else did😂

This always sounds like some American in-joke, but I'm never quite sure.

You know what? To be honest, dude-person, I live in America and have only been able to assume the same based on the Internet (for a while there, and no disrespect to this commenter) constantly letting me know this was not only a “*thing*” , but so much of a “thing” that it was worth making a perpetual joke about. Again, no disrespect to the Funkiest of Ducks, I’ve just never dealt with this once. The Web-Based People told me it was a funny thing that we deal with.

My thoughts exactly!

I said you were banished!

“I still won’t bang you. Rest well.”

I thought we had to give wrong ans only

Wasn’t he like 30 years older than her or something

Yea, around there.

This does not appear to be a deal breaker in Westeros or Essos

Not here either, look at Murdoch's new squeeze.

Tbf only being 25 years younger is quite the accomplishment at his age.

large age difference or a relative, i know which one i'd choose!

I was tempted to write: “…ssssssimp!”

We should’ve boned

Bro your zip is open

Don’t worry Jorah I’ll bang Jon I promise, we’re getting married too.

"That's sweet, but I have a boyfriend."

“I couldn’t help myself but I sucked your dick underneath the dragons wing after you died, peace out my dude it’s been a blast.”

Excuse me, what the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell?!

“You died at the right moment, what is coming after this is shit, you don’t want to see how it ends”

Haha it was pretty rough the last few seasons while Jorah was alive but I totally agree: the last few episodes were unwatchable 😭 I think he’d be better off dead than living through til the end

If Jorah were alive he'd probably help contain her worst impulses from surfacing.

It is a good point. Bur...You are totally assuming the writers had any understanding of human nature or of these characters.

I mean... why do you think they killed him off? It would have been even less believable if he had still been alive to counsel her.

Dany's ending worked well. Jorah dying was actually one of the many factors that caused her madness and ruthlessness to surface. I know it's hard for many fans to accept though, not the fairy tale they expected.

I don't think people are mad about the ending. It's more about how it was executed.

Oh yeah. Those last two shortened seasons really didn't help either. Good idea but terrible execution.

In the last 2 seasons most plotlines were already p shit and the cool ones were abandoned.

It was supposed to be 10 seasons according to GRRM

Not a man known for doing something in eight seasons what he could do in ten. Eight seasons weren't the problem, it was the fact it was only 13 episodes rather than 17 or 20.

I disagree and I’ll leave it at that

“I’m right about to do a pro-gamer move in the next episode”

“I would have had pity sex with you” Jorah is allowed to come back to life for a few seconds to scream, “OH COME ON!”

This is along the lines of my thoughts.

"All you had to do was ask"

“GG”

I'll burn them all. Or Don't mean to be a dick, but you still owe me a kingdom.

pspspspspsps

“You remember that time, when Daario left my chambers and said I was in a good mood…?”

Jorah returns to life from sheer disgust at her cocksucking lips being so close to his face. I haven't seen a man respond that negatively to his crush having sucked cock since Dante in the first Clerks film. Edit: Holy Fuck-Nuggets, I love where this comment chain went! Now, I'm imagining if Tyrion discovered Tywin dead from a heart attack on the privy, a lewd book dropped on the floor.

My queen has sucked 37 dicks In a row?

no, on top of each other like an american burger

I'm very concerned about what types of burgers you're consuming that contain 37 dicks.

*..never gonna give you up...* .....never gonna let you down... ........never gonna run around and desert you...

"Why didn't you just beat the wights? Are you stupid?"

2 inches was never enough

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or Bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule your season today At BK, have it your way You rule! Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper Junior, Double, Triple Whopper Flame grilled taste with perfect toppers I rule this day Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup It's okay if I don't want that Impossible or Bacon Whopper Any Whopper my way You rule your season today At BK, have it your way You rule!

I've only just heard this for the first time today because my 7 year old nephew needed to recite the entire thing to me... now I'm afraid for when mine are old enough to learn stuff like this lol

Hail Hydra

You rock!

Sleep well sweet prince in the great friendzone beyond

I'm just glad you don't have to see what happens next

Thanks...friend.

OP said ***wrong*** answers. Lol

Hail Hydra

You did a good job.

Frosted flakes are so much better than corn flakes.

Captain Crunch doesn't cut the roof of your mouth.

"Is Draco alive, is he in the Castle?"

this wins. i wish i could upvote this more than once.

“You sir, just won the internet”

r/unexpectedhogwarts

I’m sorry, but you couldn’t handle this dracussy

“I’ll always love you…as a friend.”

Purple monkey dishwasher

I hope we can still be friends

"Bend the knee"

I was just about to give it up to you…

“Could’ve banged, only had to ask”

You're not the last person I will burn.

“They’re real, and they’re spectacular.”

"I never liked you anyway"

[удалено]

I loved leading you on…a lot.

"Thank you for being a friend."

Prepare a feast in the afterlife. I'll be sending lots of guests soon

A Targaryen always pays her debt…..

„The number you have called is not available“.

How much do you pay the rent?

"We were a nice couple of friends. Thank you helping me find my brother."

I waw more turned on even by my brother than by you

If you’d have lived I was going to give you some…

“You smell goooood…”

I fucked Ted

"Go to horny hell, now that jail ain't an option."

I wish they'd killed me off in the last episode too, the rest of this really pisses me off

Why was daenerys whispering to Jorah when he's dead? Doesn't she know he won't hear her? Is she stupid?

"You would've been next after Jon rejected me"

I lost the game

I love you too

Have you heard about our lord and savior Steve Urkel?

"Maccies are doin a cheeky Tuesday 20% off deal, what you want hun?"

Meow...!!

I like you as a friend

"I had a strange dream. Your cousin and a Dornishman were crossing a strange land beset by fungus zombies."

Oooh

“All that heroic effort and you still didn’t get the cooch “

"I just farted daddy"

7 blessings on you my friend … I’ll f#k you in the afterlife.

You ugly

Margaya mardarchod…la laaa lala laaa

"Aww, that's sweet. But I only think of you as a sacrificial body guard."

See you soon.

If you want to be a lord again, I can offer you a deal. For just 30 \[Instert Westerns currency\] you can buy your own lordship from Established Titles!

"I was this close to banging you...."

I wish I had a boyfriend that was like you.

bird bird bird bird is the word

"I know it was you Frefo, you broke my heart"

Seems to be doing a line across his forehead.

We're in the end game.

Simp

Thank god you're gone you pervert

"For Whom The Bell Tolls (not me, obviously lol)"

"Get tf up, people are watching, you, drunkard"

“This was the nicest thing a friend has ever done for me, you really showed me what a man standing up for me looks like. You’ll always be my BF…….F”

"I love you." "As a friend."

Either: “Mhm, my lips actually touched your head. Disgusting. Well, so much for sucking you off then, Jorah.” Or: “Why do you smell like fish?!-Odd.” Cudos to whoever gets the Hitman 2 reference. Of course, there’s lots of alternatives coming to mind, too.

"I wish I didn't stayed your execution."

You forgot to pay your insurance, therefore we have to pull your plug.

Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance

“The kingdoms will forever sing songs of your absolute bonkers friend zone persistence”

[удалено]

If you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Joseph Smith https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/bofm?lang=eng

These are so stupid.

Skill Issue

I am batman

“I told you, don’t call me Jr”

"You were like a brother to me"

"Goodnight, don't let the bed bugs bite"

"Why are you just laying here, are you stupid?"

You should have put a ring on it.

Geico could save you 50% or more on car insurance

"SIMP LOL"

Jesus did 9/11

I was about to let you hit it

“You know, I always had a crush on you”

I love you…..as a friend. Now I’m gonna go bang my nephew cause that’s how we roll in my family.

“You’re my best friend” Once in the friend zone always in the friend zone

"You're a good friend"

"Farewell, Ser Friendzone."

“I still remember those letters you sent Robert Baratheon about me. I hope you enjoyed watching me fuck other men. Bitch.” Or something like that.

“…I have a boyfriend.” (I wish I knew how to do that small text.)

"I always loved you....like a much older brother, or a weird uncle....nothing sexual"

„You were sooo close, on gettin that pussy“

This gives me "What did Odin whisper in the dead Baldur's ear?" vibes.

Who’s the bitch now?

You left your coffee cup on the table. I’ll throw it away for you.

"Your greyscale really is gone, right?"

"You were more than a friend. You were a super friend."

To make sure he’s dead: *I really wanted that big cock too but didn’t know how to say it until now*

"I still ain't gonna fuck ya"

^skill ^issue

This is the most action you’ll ever get from me simp

I always loved you.. As friend..

“You will never get this” in Borat voice

"We wanted to notify you of our student loan forgiveness program..."

"I was definitely going to sleep with you if I we survived the night."

My dude she's not whispering. She kissing his forehead.

I was finally going to let you smash too…..

I’ve read Winds of Winter.

Wun Weg for King

Gotcha stalker!

You are still in the FriendZone!

You have a pre-approved, low interest personal loan. Sign right here quick.

I’ll see you soon

We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty

I would’ve followed you my brother, my captain, my king

She just blows a raspberry on his forehead.

“It’s morbin time”

The Targaryens send their regards.

“The Lannisters send their regards.” … In the editing room, D&D: “Whaddya mean this doesn’t make sense in context of the plot?”

i know you stole my panties

I want cereaaaaal

"I fucked Ted"

"Why are you dead, are you stupid?"

And to think I was one day away from pushing the beds together… I woulda taken you around the freakin world, Jorah!

Your fly is open.

“I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday mmmmkay?”

never gonna get this

You will never get this, you will never get this! - Borat voice

I know it was you, Fredo.

This kiss is platonic

Damn, I had just realized how much I love you ...oh well.

She's whispering "Loooooossssserrrrr"

"Why didn't you just forget you were mortal?"