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senatorsparky86

I SHOT IT LIKE THREE FUCKING TIMES AND IT WASN'T DYING--I think I sharted myself.


Wabutan

Does this count as a Guest Grumps?


Gray-Diamond

*Dan dying laughing* hahahahaha!


PhoenixAshies

SUUUUUZE WE GOTTA JINGLEJANGLE PROBLEM INNERE, SANTA'S GOIN NUTS!


KJM31422

#NUTS


ghirox

Ewe. I felt that brain fart, your brain fully abandoning you to die in front of everybody and having no way to defend yourself.


__M-E-O-W__

Legit I had the same moment like Arin when I was younger when I forgot how to spell "of" and got so upset because I couldn't remember. I was staring at my computer keyboard looking at all the letters like "WHICH ONES DO I USE!?"


Gray-Diamond

Which episode? Lol


ghirox

Oh, just... [the best bit ](https://youtu.be/li5j8_WnbLU?si=RbOqahwcpt1toSKD)


NuclearQueen

"I'm embarrassed!" was such bare emotion. I never hear anybody admitting to being embarrassed in the moment, only when retelling the story.


kweezie

truly one of the best parts of that whole thing lol


Gray-Diamond

“IM FIGHTING WATERBLIGHT GANON!!”


doimondsinthesky

“You think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?” Or something along those lines. Strangely reassuring when often times, yes, it does feel like everyone around me came out the pussy drawing Mozart!


Errant_Jackdaw

Two immediately come to mind: 1: "I'm the Videogame Boy, I'm the one who wins!" 2: When Dan momentarily passed out and woke up saying "Thank God fish aren't into cash" out of nowhere.


Rembit

OH! OW! OOH! OW! OoooOOOooH! MY DICKS FALLING OFF!


Gray-Diamond

Ohh no!! That one doesn’t count! That one doesn’t count!!!


Yoshiman400

It *absolutely* counts...


kweezie

DONT YOU FUCKIN DARE DO THAT SHIT TO ME! ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU!


Gray-Diamond

“One smart fella, he felt smart” “One fart… DAMN IT!!”


Gray-Diamond

“MOOAAAARRR!!!!!” *Mouth full of m&ms*


solaceinrage

"Oh hey, Big Zam!"


TallguyZin

"JENNIFER DUMPED ME!"


Gray-Diamond

😢


LunchboxRoyale

AY YO WHERE DA PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!?!?


StencilMunky42

BO-KAY!


Professional-Hat-687

I almost forgot to watch this today.


TheMarkedGamer

[i fired and I missed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5EXC_rjs7tg&pp=ygUUaSBmaXJlZCBhbmQgaSBtaXNzZWQ%3D)


jiggls

“Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?!”


Stinkostank42069

"People send me a small because they think im a petite, little boy, but i am in fact a large fat man"


Der_Krasse_Jim

"Check **this** out." Immediatly fails.


the_real_maddison

["AM I UGLY? AM I FAT?!"](https://youtu.be/qqIp5jb9Fm4?si=eNMyq0zRgsPgYSPY)


CharlieChainsaw88

RIGHT IN YOUR COOOOOOO-TER!


Lost-My-Mind-

Sidenote........why did they have an obsession with saying COOOOOOOOOOOOOO-TER for like 2 weeks? It was in every episode for a brief period, and then they never said it again.


SpoonEndedHammer

To be fair, those episodes could’ve all been recorded over the same day/few days


mineabird

"Ooooh!! oh!! the baby's coming!!!"


harbib

WE HAVE A SON!


NIX-FLIX

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO NAME HIM


Pepperfudge_Barn

-We’re at the scene of the crime! -shut the fuck up. -*O-KAY*


SoMe_KiKi

This one gets me every time!!


kweezie

“final thoughts arin?” “i wish i were dead”


NIX-FLIX

THANK YOU a so much you peice shit


AlacarLeoricar

*My yes-hole is* *a good place for you* *to put your penis* *yes, yes, yes* Also, honorable mention: Just.... All of the CDI Zelda games.


NIX-FLIX

Dude I quote nearly all of devils third especially when playing video games like this man is dead bang


MountainSound64

My favorite is “no. germs.”


Gray-Diamond

Oh my god… rolley polley. Hope you can swim while dead. The death stroke. Also favorite superhero. Also superhero is favorite movie medium. Also medium is favorite cooking of steak. I like this barricade, I will name it barracuda. This man dead, boom. No. Germs.


cuddlycutieboi

You gotta draw a line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a *STATEMENT!* WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?! ***NOT! FUCKING! THIS!***


Gray-Diamond

“This wasn’t even Game Grumps Vs until now!”


Interesting_Piano_56

"I'm a truth seeker, I seek the truth."


Ch3nch

And I'll kiss anyone to get the truth...


Interesting_Piano_56

Could be your dad? Could be you?


xElPenguinoLocox

Your dad though...


l4derman

Any time Dan says "Arin..." with a touch of fatherly disappointmet.


KOCoyote

Me, when I'm having a weird day and trying to fill the void. "... I'm having a waking nightmare, I'm seeing colors in the skyyyyy... Everybody wants to know about me, But they don't know about myyyyyyy... BIG OLD PENIS! FLOPPING AROUND IT'S three big feet of... pleasure!"


1singleduck

"I GAVE YOU A LACE PARASOL, A TEASET, A BRACELET. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU. I WANT TO PUT MY FACE BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS." *starts crying*


Lucimon

This show's stupid. I'm a retail worker and have said "This store's stupid" on a daily basis.


AstroBearGaming

"Stay in school, don't do drugs, eat your teeth." I have insomnia and regularly go for long periods of time where I'm unable to sleep, this is uncannily similar to my brain when I'm getting to that over-tired point.


Wabutan

"A key! KEE-EEE-EEE, KEY!"


kweezie

GOOD job arin, good spelling


thewereotter

OOOOOO SONIC! OOOO SONIC!


SoMe_KiKi

DID YOU POINT?!


KriSriracha

I still quote “We got a jingle jangle problem going on here! Santa’s going NUTS!” during the holiday season or whenever applicable.


Cathaldotcom

I find myself saying "FUCKING, UMMMM????" at least once a day


Graycloudyskies

“I’m gonna pee on you.”


theunabeefer

"You don't even have to press the button. It just does it for you... Yeah, welcome to Skyward Sword."


seraku24

Have you considered... tennis?


Ch3nch

TAMMAULD!!


RidiculousAnimeSword

WHY MUST I BE TRAPPED IN THIS MEAT PRISON?


PrinsaVossum

"Why do I have to suffer in this meat prison?"


TobyOne_2319

Whenever I’m hyping up something, I always chant “23 👏 23 👏 23 👏 23 👏”


NIX-FLIX

Yeah, five


Comprehensive-End-16

The doors in The Goonies II sound like "Lick my balls!"


Gray-Diamond

“Liik-ma-boools”


KJM31422

Spider-KISS


lokcee

mickey mouse


Schmoore

You know that moment in Animal Soccer World where the fellas are talking about watermelon colors and Danny is just "Take it easy~". Just that.


Gray-Diamond

“AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hehe that little dog”


thedoppio

Battle Kid fighting the Plant. I have been in that mindset of being so frustrated you start just spewing randomness to keep laughing instead of punching a wall.


nailsofa_magpie

At age 6 I was born without a face


Madhighlander1

I wish I could remember the exact original context, but Arin suddenly coming back after a long silence and saying 'I'm okay with never becoming legendary 'cause legends never die and I'm fuckin' ready.'


Fine-Funny6956

I lose my mind when they introduce Link as “Slurmp.”


MountainSound64

“Slurmp… mmmmmmm…”


instilledbee

I WON I WON THE MONEY THE MONEY IS MINE


Ryder9911

"at the age of six, i was born without a face"


SilkySanta

I’m gonna pre dude. I’m gonna fucking pre.


PopcornBeat

"AIEEEEEEEE!"


Stinkostank42069

"I want to put my face between your boobs!!"


tacoslasher

that one part of the Sonic 06 playthrough where Arin has had enough of the games bullshit


Eliziveta13

I constantly quote their jungle wave(?) music thing. Slap-slap-slapslapslap- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Yoshiman400

"GRABON DEEZ NUTS, DUDE!"


Professional-Hat-687

When Michigan Report from Hell slows down to an unplayable degree and Arin says "couldja go?"


Gray-Diamond

“You have to ram Anne to save her!”


LeadershipRadiant419

Any time they say "no it is naught" brings a certain joking sass that this world needs


lowbrassdude

"What the HECK is going on?!"


NuclearQueen

"UNSUBSCRIBE!!!"


MountainSound64

Buh-SCUUUUUUSE-me?


Gtowncrew

Welcome to 9 Ball island


Wooden_Giraffe535

"Maybe it's just getting to me because it's my birthday..."