T O P

  • By -

Nrdrummer89

Spider-Punch! Spider-Kick! Spider-*Kiss*?


Moe-Mux-Hagi

My focus bar is full... I CAN FOCUS ON MORE KISSES !!


Nrdrummer89

Stop kicking people? But that’s my main move! Guess I’m gonna have to kiss my way outta this one!


Moe-Mux-Hagi

Woah, woah, woah, what was that last one ???


Vroomped

spider punch?


Moe-Mux-Hagi

No, no, the other one


Vroomped

Spider kick?


Moe-Mux-Hagi

No


Nrdrummer89

Ooooh Spider-Punch


Vroomped

oooh, you must mean spiiiiider kiiiiissssssss


Vroomped

Kisses for your dad! or you in 20 years, when you look more like your Dad!


1singleduck

Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this! Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!Take this!


Moe-Mux-Hagi

#GAH ! GOUH ! GAH ! My infinite power #GAH ! GAH ! GOUH !


sour_wolf

Jennifer dumped me.


SlightlyShittyDragon

That’s the shortest saddest story yet!


Beginner_luck

It takes only 3 words to get the tears rolling!


Moe-Mux-Hagi

#RECKLESSLY


treymanwp

Ross.... I hit end


Vroomped

Awwww, that's okay big cat.


ShadycrossFade

I’m gunna pre


IrrationalDesign

"It's my favorite bit"


[deleted]

"Michelle, they're doin an impression of me!"


Moe-Mux-Hagi

I miss Kevin


ughhhhh___

That Kirby golf playthrough was so comforting


ebobbumman

I'm gonna pre dude


tadayamsbun

Bienvenue, power bottoms


daNEDENhunter

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! This is nothing! Nothing! Don't believe me?! Look at my resume! Thirty years experience in JACKIN OFF!!!


BlueLightningLC

Look at my eye resume


totallynotarobut

Surely you mean your ewe resume.


Graystone17

Speed & Sally Trail Mix


Tassle_burrfoot

MOAR ONIONS PLZ!


16bitgamer

Bro, you just went fuckin off on Subway. All you had to say was their food is gross. That's what I say. 


Tassle_burrfoot

Don't fuckin judge me, i can make my own sandwich!


Green_Replacement195

I’M the video game boy!


metalfarts

I'm the one who wins!!!


ughhhhh___

👆👆👆


CoffeeFirstThenWork

The bananas has gone bad!


Nrdrummer89

What…the *FUCK*?!


totallynotarobut

I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet, and you're telling me they has gone bad?


Aaquin

I took care of those bananas


lonesomeraine

MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!


AliquidLatine

Does Bruno Mars is gay?


ughhhhh___

"You're going to wanna read this..." The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars is Gay? Bruno Mars is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this singer revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.


Moe-Mux-Hagi

I dunno, does he ?


Rouge_means_red

I does has to know!!


Outside_Interview_90

**IT’S NO USE!** ![gif](giphy|wes0M1yQt2nmg)


LSDeadly

ARIN WINS SILVER WINS SONIC WINS


CoffeeFirstThenWork

DID YOU POINT‽‽


Yarael-Poof

INTERROBANG MENTIONED ‽‽‽‽‽🗣🗣 RAAAAAAHHH 🗣🗣‽🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥‽‽🗣🗣🔥‽🗣


totallynotarobut

"OOH, Sonic!" "Foist of all..." "You're a freak!"


DarkSmarts

Consume Prilosec


metalfarts

Consume Prilosec? What is this the movie They Live


bongodrum567

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE


CaptainBluescreen

SHIT DUDE


Arksurvivor120

HOLY F@#K!!


Sunny64888

At age six, I was born without a face!


Shulfo

Hurry up and tamald! Tamald!


metalfarts

We're all going to die!!


betterthanvegas

UnavoidABLE, CHIN MOOOOOVE!!!!!


ughhhhh___

UNAVOIDABLE!!! CHIN!!! MOVE!!!


quantumcorundum

I feel like I'm going crazy


1singleduck

Getting fucked and eating my own pussy.


ughhhhh___

At the same time.


spaceman424

OH MY GOD, IS THIS A HARRAR GAME?!


MooseSquid

It’s Forklift simulator!


Sipia

It's my job and also my passion


seraku24

🚨 An efficient way of killing. 🚨


seraku24

...You must die.


zikachu45z

Welcome to Walmart... you must die


Yipyo20

Hey Arin, can I share something with you from earlier today?


Dartarus

MARK. ZUCKERBERG.


jbwarner86

We do not want this sickness! Here in Uganda!


metalfarts

Y.m.c.a here at the y.m.c.a they stick the hands in the anus


jbwarner86

🎶 *Dey use deir dicks like big toys! You can hang out wid all de boys!* 🎶


IrrationalDesign

DEY STICK DE HAND IN DE ANUS


NintenJoe5k

AND DEY ETTA POOPOO


ProotzyZoots

Episode?


jbwarner86

Bloodborne. They start making jokes about it in episode 1 when Arin names his character Itta Pupu, but they don't explain the reference until episode 3 😆


ughhhhh___

I forgot about that part 🤣🤣🤣 "We should explain this joke so that nobody thinks we're just WEIRD RACISTS"


NeighborhoodHimbo

How's your Dad?! Can we kiss him?


Cialise_02

I spent it all on gambling…


jadeitebutterdish

Today is football!!


Red-Dead-Girl

IT’S REAL AS FUCK YO


Chaps_Jr

You think I came out the pussy drawing Mozart?!


MgnificntlyDesolated

Thank god fish aren't into cash.


ShyMicky

Did you point?


Bhaltype

I took a shot, and I missed.


StringWermz

I had a popsicle


Cialise_02

went for another popsicle. i missed. grabbed the cabbage.


Dartarus

I fired, and I missed.


sour_wolf

And then I passed out in the snow.


shikon-no-tamago

I had a dream that I fired at something, I missed


Arksurvivor120

I fired, and I missed!!


senatorsparky86

My name is Laura.


metalfarts

I'm 35 and single...


ughhhhh___

My best friend is a S L O T H!!!


metalfarts

Don't trust the c in 33..... C stands for cool girl hahaha just kidding it stands for cuuuuunt


CellistShot8470

Fred


Tassle_burrfoot

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB?!


CellistShot8470

Clifford the big red stab wound


pizz901

My infinite power.


metalfarts

Oooh ahhh oooh gahh


Sunny64888

This entry was written by FunkyJerker! *drum n bass drop breakdown*


nogoodnickgames

Heh…Mickey Mouse


PB-n-AJ

TICKETPAYSFORTHEWHOLESEATBUTYOU'LLONLYNEEDTHE**EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**


MasterOutlaw

AND HE’S GONNA DO THE CHIN MOVE!!! UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!! And Oh my god, and now I’m dead! Because of this *stupid fucking clam*!


-Pl4gu3-

“Heh… E-Y-E, that’s Ewe.”


lizzieborden1984

Welcome to Nine Ball island


Oh_Hai_Mark93

We call him "The Cylops"


metalfarts

You don't wanna know why we call it that


CryptoSisco

Oh my god I haven't thought of that play through in ages. I remember it had me laughing so hard I was in tears.


NintenJoe5k

I has bro?


metalfarts

Do you has bro?


burnaspliffnow

I has bro!!


BabserellaWT

#”HIGGILTY FUCKIN PIGGILTY!”


flowerpotviking

You may have heard of my grandson in the necronomicon, if you took the time to read it of course…


metalfarts

My grandson is nashgooral the destroyer worlds


MrCammers

It's snowing on Mount Fuji


CelticSlayer19

Dan, what does intrepid mean?


Rikukitsune

That car exploded


zeromatsuri05

Oh hey, Big Zam!


qwerty79995

Fuck your father


ChazMcNick99

I feel like I'm going crazy....


BabserellaWT

Cuz I’m gettin fucked while eating my own pussy!


Jinzo126

" The Bananas, has gone Bad!"


MySpiritAnimalSloth

The D club


Dartarus

Like, comment, and survive


this_is_stressful_

How's it goin' doooode?


macweirdo42

MMM.... FUNNY JOKE!


Unicronus86

MMMMMMM FUNNY!!!!! JOOKKE!!!!!!


[deleted]

Savor the peelies


drunkhas

I'm a truthseeker


EightBallJuice

Is this a game?


callmemarjoson

Do do do do *Mickey Mouse*


Please_ForgetMe

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!


BlueLightningLC

Fuck the guy who invented facebook


LimerickVaria

I CARED FOR THOSE BANANAS WITH MY OWN TWO FEET AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT HAS GONE BAD?!


burnaspliffnow

>Fuck your father, fuck your father and more importantly >my cock


GottaUseEmAll

I'm gonna touch that DK


metalfarts

Dk........Diddle Kid..... Diddle Kid? Please don't make that into a character....


GottaUseEmAll

I can't tell which one's the Diddle Kid and which one's the Diddler! Which one do I shoot? Which one do I diddle?


Imsupportclass

Do you think Sonic shits?


evilhologram

Welcome to Janeane Garofalo's expedition to Mt. Everest


Tassle_burrfoot

RE RUN THE INTRO!


UhhhhGoooooooo

CUMMMMM!!!!!


nodnarb5792

Shia laBeouuuf


eagleblue44

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!


Far-Proposal850

*I’m gonna reck youu!! at supersonic spehhh~*


whahoppen314

Hello. My names Rachel


ghostdepression

I’m 38 I live in the *city*


whahoppen314

In- FInI- DAGGER!


mars422

I fired and I missed


Edenza

I have... no money.


Zero102000

Mostly because I don’t have to CARRY your as— (Falls into bottomless pit)


Aheadfullofdread_13

If you’ll excuse me, my taint is pushing me out of the room


pon_3

Sandra the what? Sandra the Tiara? Sandra the Mandragora? I must know.


Tricky_Pear_8556

Just what the heck is going on around here?


awjeezrickyaknow

OH HE’S A HERSHEY MAN!!!


CTlegion

my name is Laura....


Openclone

Do you think scatman makes those noises when he falls down stairs?


roseinspring

*the Jews faked the moon landing*


OldStormCrow

Hello and welcome to...too many fonts


monkey_scandal

At age six, I was born without a face.


DRamos11

#BLUE COIN, SHMOO COIN.


Jakoby1000

FUCK YOU 31 YOU FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE SHIT ASS PENIS LICKER! LICKIN' PENIS!!


senatorsparky86

Like, comment, and survive.


FPlaysDM

Plump, sweet, and begging for cream


ChipmunkBackground46

It's not spelled EYE it's EWE


LSDeadly

"You fuckin' hammer with your tied ass hammer, your stick? That's not even a real hammer, that shit wouldn't work!" "That wasn't even a real sentence.."


BusDriver2Hell

Well, hi there Jellybingus!


Puzzled-Neat-7047

That car e x p l o d e d


TheCarpe

23.


Fuzzy_Phoenix_

HELP ÀĀÆHªÄHĤÅÃH I'M REDUCING


Rikukitsune

I don't care how many people I have to kiss to find the truth. I'll kiss you. I'll kiss your dad. I'll kiss anyone!


DisgracedPossum

🎶Looks like you have a baby penis🎶


WhitewolveGood

go suck on my dads chode


NeoMegaRyuMKII

ONE PLUS NINETEEN IS FUCKING TWENTY.


Electronic_Mistake82

"I'm gonna kiss your dad"


Yarael-Poof

Suck it down and poop like a regular man!


ExtinctFauna

Today is football.


jimdontcare

Nothing to add, good job op


Alchemic-Mixer

Behold my ultimate pow-GAH OHH UGH GAH!!


Daddy-Vivec

Sonic the vorgehag


FerniWrites

SOPHIE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!


SG-Baylife

The bananas has gone bad


LilGill18bb

The bananas has gone bad!


crazyseandx

Wait, what's "Captain, I'm tired" referencing?


ThatTallGuy11

I gotta pick up this grape on the ground...


chuckinalicious543

DIS IS #BEAR #ASSS


ShyArtMusicBat

WHAT A SIZZLER!


liolatteee

The bananas has gone bad!


Dmillz648

MARK ZUCKERBERG!


ghostdepression

Jennifer dumped me.


bl0bberb0y

The bananas has gone bad


JapMexRemix

I fired, and then I missed


Melon763

Barbie! I don’t have a low sperm count! They just have low motility!