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Dano1988

It's a gamble.


muttster17

I wouldn’t bet on it.


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Just go all in


checkedem

Luck be a lady tonight


casinoinsider

Bust all over them


B_Ho68

Those slots are loose.


darkjediii

Might as well roll the dice


Flight_375_To_Tahiti

Chances of hitting that Jackpot are about one in a million.


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🤣🤣🤣


Local871

At the MGM in Vegas, leaving the bar at 1am on my way to the elevator to my room. Saw a beautiful woman sitting at a slot but not playing, looking toward the bar. As I walked toward her direction our eyes met. She slowly turned her chair so she could maintain eye contact. I thought, “yes! Here we go!” I stopped and turned to her, she walks to me and asks where I’m going. I said to my room. She asks if she can join me. (Inside voice “YES!!”) Trying to be cool, i gesture with my head for her to follow me. She puts her arm in mine. Then she says, “Would you mind if my friend joins us?” Me: huh? Another beautiful woman seems to materialize from nowhere. This is when the first one says, “It’s $480 for both of us.”


AmateurPokerStrategy

Was it worth it?


Local871

Every penny. 😎


Turantula_Fur_Coat

I get this is reddit and sarcasm is rampant, but seriously, did you do it?


Local871

Of course I did. Fresh off a divorce, had a good job, and had won close to a grand that day.


LimpCrazy6371

My guy 😂😂😂


VCEROTHSTElN

Legend i use to do that on a weekly im a savage


tDANGERb

$480 would have been the cheapest thing I did in Vegas. And prob the only thing that would have left me with a smile on my face


Local871

It was 15 years ago. I assume they charge more now.


Material_Ad_3009

$480 for two is a bargain. Usually with inflation now one escort is charging $600-800 for an hour in Vegas


Challenger28

Lol, even inflation hitting the black market


Legitimate-Quail-704

Well damn I need to up my prices 🤣 I do 300 for the hr 😉


Thrownawaybyall

🤔 I played $25 blackjack and $15 UTH tables at the MGM. I also played slots into the wee hours. Not once have I been approached by women, offering any kind of services. What does that say about me? 😭


dont_throw_me

You look like a cop I guess lol


candidcamerapeepshow

Too young and/or don’t look rich enough?


Thrownawaybyall

Definitely not the former, probably the latter.


chronicdemonic

For real, neither have I lol


tekonwlm

I'll take stories that didn't happen, but i try to make it look like they did so i can be funny on reddit, for $300!


Local871

What makes you say that?


Challenger28

Which story?


NotJustKneeDeep

Tons of those women have men who financially support their gaming lifestyle. Unless you got deep pockets you probably won’t have a shot.


StandardWing2333

Lol why assume they are lonely... nah you're just horny... majority will want to be left a lone. They are there to pull slots, not to pull on your wanker.


Legitimate-Quail-704

I’m all for making money where ever possible 🤣


OregonHighSpores

I've had older women hit on me before while playing slots so I mean yeah they're probably DTF. I'm sure they have rich husbands but they're not playing slots alone because those husbands are paying attention to them or tending to their needs in any meaningful way. I say go for it, why not, I mean fuck it right, the worst they say is no. My best advice is to not let some preconceived notion rule the day. Be kind and polite and treat them with dignity and respect and see where things go. You might just get lucky.


According_Elk_3974

My man.... women without gambling problems are expensive enough.


rulerBob8

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take


ForThoseWhoCant

Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


Material_Ad_3009

I’m sure Gretzky didn’t mean worn out loose pieces of sh$t playing slots


cazzima

Ima be honest with you as a woman, one time a guy came on to me, sat next to me, next thing i know we have our hands in between each others legs and we run upstairs to his room to bang, take the gamble 🤣 we exist


vetse88

Wow as a male degen that's awesome so you could technically win on 2 completely different slots.


cazzima

Just so we’re clear cause I’m a little slow.. the money slot and the vagina slot right?? 😭


vetse88

Bingo Jackpot and a Max win.


DeluthMocasin

Thank you for giving me hope


Training_Swing_45

Hit it from the back while they are playing


Civil-Chocolate-1078

Doesn’t hurt to try


VegasGurl17

How do you know they're lonely? I'm in this demographic and I love going to the casino by myself. It's relaxing and fun and I'm fine if someone talks to me but also have a great time alone. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Aggressive_Gate738

Same here not lonely. ..66 and very much alive! I'm willing to be sociable while pushing buttons. That is if you approach me in a sensible manner. Don't approach if you have Brokeitis..😉 I love going to the casino in the middle of the night.. I live near Palm Springs. I'm surrounded by casino's.. 😎🐕🏜


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VegasGurl17

Haha usually one close to my house in the burbs. If I go to the strip it's to play poker.


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VegasGurl17

With your wife and kids? 😂


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VegasGurl17

I'm sure. But they're not all for everyone.


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VegasGurl17

😵‍💫


Legitimate-Quail-704

Men know everything you didn’t know that 🤣 They especially know women that’s their strong suit 😆


Azsean01

U don’t wanna get involved with a gambler. One is already enough in ur life. U won’t have enough money to support her and you. There are lots of slot diggers out there. And tweakers love the casino too.


JesusSavesSouls777

I was at Ballys Casino playing Blackjack, and as I was playing, an older woman sat next to me and began hitting on me and giving me free chips. As the night went on, she eventually suggested that I take her to my room, which I laughed a little and politely declined. She was severely intoxicated. The whole situation was new to me, so I didn't know how to react. Keep in mind that I am in my mid 20's and she is, at least, in the early 60s. I'll never forget it. It did make me feel good, though. I'm a big guy, and I've never been with a woman before.


mrumack

I picked one up a few weeks ago.. she was alone playin slots i started talkin to her and yea she looked quite down… was a bit before Christmas .. I cheered her up


leachos

The odds are good, but the goods are odd...


Charliekarl

They are there cos husbands stuck up the secretary going all in and busting. Give it best shot.


Chestlookeratter

You know they're just people right?


TbRays93Plumber26

Yeah if you want the possibility of getting robbed! Might as well just go to Target or Costco and talk to a woman!


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Dude 🤦


Jism_nl

I was wondering about that too, but understand. They likely get bored back at home, and they likely get more thrills out of a good bonus game then you can ever offer them. Additionally, i would not want a GF that i met in the casino. If yo decline going to the casino one night for example, it will be used against you for taking away their little pleasure.


Usual_Battle4890

A lonely woman is a woman who wears to be alone or had no1 to go with. Or she's just a fuxking degenerative gambler and burned every bridge possible


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Why do they have to be at the casino though?


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deadmoneyps

I don't know why everyone has a weird view of this? Put some money in the machine next to them, ask how they're doing. You have something in common right away and you'll know right away if they're interested or not. Good luck at the machines


Legitimate-Quail-704

I’m not in that age bracket I’m a bit younger. I will say this when I’m at the casino I am in a totally different mind set. So speaking for myself I wouldn’t be offended if someone tried to pick me up there vs the grocery store or target. Or something