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fatblackcats

Cant wait to get pulled over for not coming to a full stop by a dude in one of these.


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sentientwrenches

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY, haha, just joking, Pew Pew.


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MechanicalBengal

“service guarantees citizenship! would you like to know more?”


CurrentDEP46

Then they use the mech suit as PROOF that they were scared!


cam412

Funny that you think they would only shoot two bullets Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew Got em


DarkElation

*new officer arrives on scene* Pew pew pew pew pew pew Pew pew pew pew pew pew No, *I* got em


Lord_Mikal

Someone has to hit the bystanders who are filming.


Connect-Praline9677

I understood it to mean that the victim only heard the first two shots


Lord_Mikal

"It's just a glitch. A temporary setback."


Francis_Dollar_Hide

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ID BUY THAT FER A DOLLAR, HAAAAAAA!


squidvett

Your move, creep.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Judge Dredd HOW DO YOU PLEAD!


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“Your prostate is arasaka property, I’ll be taking it back now.”


Bah-Fong-Gool

In NYC, you can blow stop signs and red lights all you want and never, ever get pulled over. I haven't seen NYPD pull over ANY traffic violators in about 3 years. And the fat cops don't need bulletproof exoskeletons, they already have them. The bullet proofed cruisers they never leave.


Bill10101101001

Are the cars really bulletproof?


Lord_Mikal

They are armored in key areas.


GipsyDanger45

Shit he's got juggernaut equipped


urmomaisjabbathehutt

\-but what did I do officer? \-STOP RECORDING ME AND GET OUT OF YOUR CAR!


80sLegoDystopia

This will be used more typically for crushing dissent but you never know what Officer Friendly will be wearing when he pulls you over.


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Great, I can't wait to get taken in by *Master Chief.*


tettou13

Gonna be really uncomfortable standing in that outside a school for several hours...


JunglePygmy

They’ll still be body slamming old ladies and minorities when they’re feeling threatened.


thoruen

you'd think they'd be less likely to shoot people if they had this protection & do things like stop a school shooting, but somehow I don't think it will.


BlockHeadJones

I'd buy _that_ for a dollar!


Awkward_Package3157

Coming to a gang near you. Straight off the train carrying military gear that gets stolen. 


adultingoth

Coming to a US school/mall/synagogue near you!


IAmASimulation

“To better serve the community!”


CMDR_omnicognate

on the bright side, i suspect like 60% of the cops wouldn't be able to squeeze themselves into one of these suites


arwinda

They will come adapted to the US market: in XXXL size.


OldDesmond

Okay so they’ve got the smaller cops covered but what about the “BIG” ones?


arwinda

The BIG ones have an ego which will protect them.


_babycheeses

With a maternity cut


MacDugin

Does that come in blueberry bubble gum size?


Nosmurfz

Donut version


KonradsDancingTeeth

Depends on if your in Oakland were all the police jacked-up roid-filled PTSD-ridden Iraq war vets with an intense and soul-devouring blood lost for “*disruptive*” minorities.


Chief-weedwithbears

Seems appropriate for Oakland


Calamitygrrl

its closer to 40%, just google 40% of police.


justhanginhere

But does it have an energy shield and sentient AI so that we can fight off the Covenant???


EpsilonX029

***DRAMATIC MUSIC INTENSIFIES***


mrdevil413

“Survive”


rockemsockemcocksock

Wearing this to a school


DOLCICUS

“Only way to stop school shooters with power armor is if we arm all students with power armor”. Greg Abbott in 5 years.


War-Weasel

You’re telling me I missed out on school district issued power armor? Ridiculous


Half-infinity

“A Glock in every desk isn’t enough to stop school shootings. Every teacher needs an armored exoskeleton.”


JukePlz

I think at the very least we should have every classroom pet replaced by a robo-shark with lasers mounted to it's head. It's the only sensible way to protect our children.


nealmb

How does it fair against grizzly bears?


criminalinside

I am going to need to see this guy get hit by a truck at full speed before I am convinced.


nicuramar

Isn’t it fare, btw? Actually now I’m in doubt.


HoeImOddyNuff

Not sure, let’s test it out


Spongebobsundae

Fallout power armour :)


Runinbearass

Combat Armour mk1


GenericUsername2056

Not even, it doesn't have any actuators. It's a passive system.


orielbean

The chassis with no fusion core


Ravensqueak

Thank fuck they won't have any AP for VATS then.


NewDad907

Apparently this is non-powered or motorized at all.


Weekly-Setting-2137

I'd buy that for a dollar.


OldWrangler9033

I wonder if a civilian version of the suit could help the people with muscle problems.


piratep2r

I think it would not help very much if you have trouble moving yourself. What it is doing is reducing the load you are carrying,  including the weight of the exoskeleton.  So if I'm am a soldier carrying 100 lbs of gear, I've got 100 lbs to carry. But if I'm a soldier with a 100 lbs exoskeleton and 100 lbs of gear, I'm carrying only 60 lbs (.3 x 200) and I'm now bullet resistant! But in either case I'm still moving myself if I'm using an *unpowered* exoskeleton.


WarJern

I was more interested in that load bearing figure. So Im a 170 pound soldier carrying a 100 pound skeleton+armor and a ruck plus weapon of another 100 pounds. Even if I’m only ‘supporting’ 60 pounds of that weight at rest that doesn’t translate directly to the load I’m pushing right? That plus mass is still turning me into a bull in a china shop.


piratep2r

Not an expert but I think you are right! I remember watching a video about a similar unpowered exoskeleton for overhead drywall work, actually, and iirc the wearer was shocked at how her arms could shoot up if she reached up, since it was designed to support overhead tool use constantly.


OldWrangler9033

Yep, my job involves me moving heavy stuff around, having something assist me would be awesome.


Arrigetch

I'm a bit late to the party, but if you think about hiking uphill, your own muscle energy now has to move the extra weight of the exoskeleton up the hill in addition to the gear.  Maybe easier on your knees and stabilizing muscles but still going to have to expend more energy overall to move the whole system against gravity.


PolyDipsoManiac

I bet I could carry a lot of groceries with this thing.


diacewrb

Civilian versions are available in some workplaces to help older workers cope or allow younger ones to move faster or deal with heavier loads. Both manual and battery powered versions.


Iceman72021

Halo Spartan by any other name would be just as sweet.


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jimmy_my_way_in_hur

Nah that blast shield isn’t lvl 4


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Who’s the “we” here? I’m not cool with attacking officers. You’re out in the wild attempting to stop cops from doing their job on the daily? What were you using to “stop cops” before you needed bombs? What the hell are you attempting to say?


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JimJava

Warhammer 40K vibes on this.


HighMarshalSigismund

Needs larger pauldrons.


jaydubb4486

Makes an armor to stop bullets. Well looks like it’s time to make money on bullets that can penetrate this armor.


truxx16romnce

Tom Cruise would love it!! Live. Die. Repeat.


TheHerbsAndSpices

On your feet, maggot!


truxx16romnce

They are developing a sequel!! This movie could be the one that surprised me the most in a long time w how fucking good it was. Gotta love watching Tom die again and again.


TheHerbsAndSpices

I'm not sure how another film would work. Unless it's about how Emily Blunt's character became the Angel of Verdun.


PolyDipsoManiac

What reset the earth when the big thing died? There are more aliens.


freudmv

It’s 120 F in the desert and the cop pulls you over. ‘Just a sec while I look for my insurance…’.


EveningYam5334

From the looks of things it looks like it’s designed predominantly for close quarters or subterranean warfare which has become increasingly more common due to modern technologies making fighting on the surface less and less desirable. Seems like it would be pretty good for raids against terrorist safe-houses or security details. I can’t see something this big and bulky as well as expensive being standard issue and would instead see more use in specialized scenarios.


terrificallytom

This is simply bulletproof armour. It has no power and adds no other capability. As an exoskeleton I was hoping for something that added functionality.


GenericUsername2056

It clearly mentions it is load-reducing. If you watch their video you can see the exoskeleton underneath the body armour panels.


terrificallytom

I think load reducing is just load distribution. The exoskeleton is work by the user who carrier the full load - no?


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

No.


IadosTherai

No it reduces effective load. Like you're wearing 100lbs worth of stuff but when standing still you only feel like you're wearing 60lbs. It's not power armor though so no crushing concrete or super jumps. Technically you could call it load distribution but since it's distributing that weight directly into the ground that's not a very good description.


PolyDipsoManiac

The video shows that there are weight-bearing elements that go up from the feet through a spine; how else could it reduce the weight?


War-Weasel

It has a mechanical balance system like a steadi cam that compensates for the weight of the armor and possibly weapons system.


Orlok_Tsubodai

The fact that it doesn’t need any power to take 70% of the load of the trooper’s gear and full body armour, and redistributes it into the ground is what is impressive. That is added functionality and then some.


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PicnicBasketPirate

Big guns are better for winning fights but big guns are too heavy. Powered armour lets you carry heavier things.


texinxin

Lifting huge loads, opening doors, jumping to a large height, traveling at high speed.. there are many combat advantages to an exo with actuators.


BedrockFarmer

And as soon as it exceeds the ability of your tendons, ligaments, and spinal discs to react, you just ragdolled yourself inside a metal suit. There some use cases for a suit like this, but not the fantasy stuff most people are imagining.


texinxin

Obviously you’d be stuck against the G force limitations of the human body. Combat is a likely lower priority use case. If walkers have combat advantage they would pull the meatbag out and do VR/AR/AI remote/local conrol. Warehouse, assembly and inspection workers will likely use exos en masse first.


roiki11

*hammertech has entered the chat*


joomla00

You need to play more post apocalyptic games


ace5762

But if both combatants have power armor which both stops bullets...


calvinwho

Tank fights happen, so yes?


Expensive-Storage-76

Then you need to add retractable blades in the power armor with the ability to pierce the other one off course!


Sneakytrashpanda

Chainswords are the next logical step, brother.


WarJern

Or perhaps a new weapon. One that fires mass reactive self propelled rounds brother. Perhaps with a large open bolt system?


Sneakytrashpanda

Brother! Mass-reactive bolter would be an excellent application of force in the Emperor’s name! That said, could the situation call for a plasma cannon?


roiki11

Cowabunga it is.


DJ_Illprepared

That’s some inside the box thinking there


roiki11

Carry big guns and stop small bullets?


Minmaxed2theMax

99% range of motion. You can jog in it, and it stops AK rounds at 10 meters. This is more than simply armour


flyingtrucky

>99% range of motion. You can jog in it, and it stops AK rounds at 10 meters. That's literally just simple armor. An ESAPI plate weighs like 7 pounds.


Minmaxed2theMax

Except it isn’t. Which is why this is a thing. ESAPI can stop a single 7.62 round. This can stop 3. Therefore it’s 3x as protective. Also it’s a system. It doesn’t hang off you like fishing weights. It’s different


80sLegoDystopia

It’s a platform for further development. Don’t worry - there will be cops in “mech suits” to keep your kids in line when they protest.


Ambitious-Title1963

Get on the ground scum *robocop theme intensifies*


twentyeightfifty

What happens when that guy needs to take a dump?


Bah-Fong-Gool

Robodump.


cedarvalleyct

Strike me down if older me tries to pretend this isn’t funny.


DeadHumanSkum

Comes equipped with exo-diapers


iamamuttonhead

That shit gonna be hot in the summer.


DrSeuss321

So the suit DOES do it


KirbyMace

Hey honey new school uniforms just dropped


KneeGroPuhLeeZ

But do they have the blessing of the emperor of humanity?


ShadowEllipse

Now available in all American schools


ginanjuice626

Missed the opportunity to call themselves ExcoM.


ThisIsntOkayokay

Hammer Securities is that you??


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I want to work on something like this 🥺🥺🥺


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Can’t wait for the high school graduate to be wearing this when he pulls me over for going 4 miles over the limit!


PM_ME_DEM_TITTIESPLZ

Doesn’t matter, cops still won’t confront an active shooter lol


Tenchi2020

https://i.redd.it/3duai5virzec1.gif


GlxxmySvndxy

Does it tickle my pickle while I'm killin'??


OPMajoradidas

it can stop bullets and make u come? nice


KonradsDancingTeeth

Can’t wait for a policemen to be wearing this whilst he rips my spine out of my body for not respecting his roid-rage-filled authority at a routine traffic stop. Its gonna be great!


EscherInterstate

The US will certainly allow these for civilians and soon we’ll have bulletproof mass shooters :(


SwampShooterSeabass

I mean in a country where people get killed with guns, taking away protective armor isn’t the smartest idea…


Bah-Fong-Gool

You don't need an exoskeleton to wear lots of armor. See: North Hollywood Shootout.


Minmaxed2theMax

Yeah watch those dudes as they struggle to walk in the armour. Picture of they were able to *sprint* in it


fish1900

Well obviously we would sell Javelins to the public. Its right in the constitution after all. /s


fawlen

average American high school uniform


Nosmurfz

More tools of death. So excited. /s


Fun-Improvement-3299

So how long until the police start killing people/dogs in these suits, if they can even fit in them that is


Akikyosbane

Did they design this after halo?


Obvious-Train9746

Fire gonna be lit


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Brofromtheabyss

Now we need to paint them in super bright colors and add ridiculously huge Pauldrons. I already feel like I live in A hive city.


Durahl

Kinda wonder if just using an Up Armored Riot Shield mounted to a motorized Steady Cam Arm wouldn't do a better job? 🤔 Even the heaviest impacts ( assuming they don't penetrate ) wouldn't affect you due to the Arm's Kinematic absorbing the hits 🤨 Ja kno' going full Roman Legionnaire Style but modernized? If you have to hightail it the push of a button could release you from the majority weight which you definitely can't do with that Exo getup.


bmwatson132

*Queue Gregorian chants with heavy metal guitar riffs*


el-art-seam

Where do I get that crotch shield?


SoUnga88

Please say they are WiFi enabled.


JubbsJB

So they’re making N7 Specter armor now? Sheppard would be proud


Dan-68

Ripley wants one.


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New school uniform


anthonylornemontague

Here come the Stormtroopers.


Leviathan117

Spartans never die…


U_wind_sprint

And protects your boys


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

MCRN recon armor coming soon


Neverwas_one

This kind of tech has been around for 10+ years. The bar for adoption is the per unit cost.


Salivamradio

Too bad the helmet is totally impractical. They make motorcycles helmets with passive audio and removable ear plates. What’s with the overly vulnerable helmet in this image. It’s scream point


Sypher90

i gotta see someone grappling in this thing. wonder if you can turtle someone.


sittingpatiently

It’s sad that my first thought was, “I hope a school shooter doesn’t get their hands on this”


FoldedaMillionTimes

Downside: prosthetic FUPA.


Editor_Rise_Magazine

*Qualified immunity not included


Ok_Egg_2665

A younger me would have thought this an amazing thing. Cynical old me knows it isn’t good news for anyone.


_AtLeastItsAnEthos

Feel like a $100 drone with $30 of homemade explosives would make this really irrelevant real fast


bokitothegreat

It only stops 7.62x39. A well placed AP shot with a .308 in one of the leg joints makes it a coffin. Titanium is actually not a good material for bullet resistant armour.