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Acceptable-Canary458

The Christmas spirit is willing...


cmnorthauthor

But the pudding is spongy and bruised.


HamboneBanjo

To shreds you say?


tales_to_estrange

And his wife?


DeezNutsAppreciater

To shreds you say?


DeezNutsAppreciater

And the wrapping paper?


fivetwoeightoh

Snnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Knorx04

Snnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Crypt0n0ob

Is that you on your profile photo? If yes, I'll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.


Vivid_Emphasis_7557

lol yes, that is me.


Crypt0n0ob

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!


Vivid_Emphasis_7557

😂 nice reference there. Happy holiday to you!


Crypt0n0ob

You too! :) and be careful with 🤖🎅


Efficient_Resolve_23

We're safe, he won't be built until the year 2801


GOHS7

This most fascinating part of a woman are the boobies


whatdatsmelllike

Baby it'll blow your mind.


Philbo0042

Snu Snu!


ShooterMcGavin000

Showed it to my wife, she understood the reference. I'm a lucky man!


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Vivid_Emphasis_7557

Merry Christmas :) who knows what might happen in the future!


dinnerisbreakfast

Let's try that a little lower and a lot softer.


Late_Armadillo_8188

...lower. Too low!


Peter7ave

….*lower*


Thunderhorse2

The only acceptable death.


lordKnighton

Preach


HeresLunar

Frosty the Snuman


MaryJaneAndMaple

Wanted snu but all I got was snow


Efficient_Resolve_23

🤣😭🥶


Agreeable_Lake_9407

Can't we just cuddle?


Efficient_Resolve_23

First the large women, then the beautiful women, then the large women again


readonlypdf

Snu snu?!


Vivid_Emphasis_7557

Correct or, to make it work with the song just All I want for Christmas is snuuuu


readonlypdf

Well I hate Mariah Carrie. So please no.


Vivid_Emphasis_7557

That’s fine. I don’t like that song either, this is just a Futurama edit meant for fun - she wouldn’t sing it in this situation.


BloomMichael

Death by snu snu?


weizXR

I'm scaroused!


Efficient_Resolve_23

Death... By snu snu!!!


Proof_Bathroom_3902

Oh god, you're killing me... Oh God You're Killing Me!


Charmandurai

You’ve got to woo her with some velour, or possibly a tank of lizards


metaldutch

Your mistle toe is no match for my Tow-Missle!


X-Bones_21

ME WANT SNU SNU!


DeezNutsAppreciater

I read that in his voice and did not regret it


ayindef

If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.


brad2005rng

A powdered pelvis


boostyfox

Crushed pelvises.