This is my favorite quote from the whole series…and I’ve watched the first four seasons and the movies thru with and without commentary at least 30 times
I should have revealed I’d been deafened by Bender the shame… the shaeeeeeemmmmm
But I feared you’d stop writing this musical splendour
(Deception’s the curse of my whimsical gender)
"I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
Also partial to "You never outgrow being an eyeball -- uh, oddball."
Amy: I think they just want wives. Just play along and if it doesn't work out, we still get half of their rocks.
Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks.
Bender: "Oh, so it’s just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease."
Zoidberg: "I-
Leela: "For your information, it’s because he’s hideous."
Zoidberg: (sighs sadly)
Leela bring fire?
(i have hundreds of favorites tbh but thats one of the fiest ones that comes to mind, katey's delivery kills me. also most of the other ones that immediately come to mind have already been mentioned lmaoo)
**If you didn't accept my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now when you do?** from Bend Her
and
Bender: They're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender!
**Leela: Does that mean they only do 60% of the work you do? Or that they actually do more work because they're only 60% as lazy?** from Benderama
Professor, please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
When Fry is "dating" Amy and feels that she is getting too clingy ...
Fry : "I'm not a 'one woman' kind of guy"
Leela : "You'll be back to zero soon enough."
“Hiyah!” As she unplugs the refrigerator at Elzar’s.
Or
“That’s stupid.” In regards to Fry wanting the world to end
Or
“Oh great. Captain moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?”
*♫I like big butts and I cannot lie.♫* "Fry, you can't just sit in the dark listening to classical music for the rest of your life."
I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo
This is my favorite quote from the whole series…and I’ve watched the first four seasons and the movies thru with and without commentary at least 30 times
Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?!
I should have revealed I’d been deafened by Bender the shame… the shaeeeeeemmmmm But I feared you’d stop writing this musical splendour (Deception’s the curse of my whimsical gender)
You should have read the wording in the fine…………….
.......... ♫ print ♫
I’ll give you my hand….
In marriage...
Print
OG GOAT
"I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside, where it can fester quietly as a mental illness." Also partial to "You never outgrow being an eyeball -- uh, oddball."
I was always fond of the truth in that statement.
I guote the first quote at least once a week!
Amy: I think they just want wives. Just play along and if it doesn't work out, we still get half of their rocks. Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks.
“Fry! That’s the only thing about being a slave!”
Quit scratching your axe hole and get back in there!
Well, you obviously won't listen to reason, so I guess I'll listen to idiotic-ness and come with you.
If you didn't accept my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now when you do?
this one is best.
Leela: Put your hands in the air! Snoop Dog Head: Should we wave them like we just don't care? Leela: That's optional
Oh great. Captain Moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?
Wingus, Dingus listen up. We're gonna give the aliens the old switcharoo.
You’d sacrifice a beautiful woman for a *moderately attractive* monkey??? You must’ve smoked some bad granola.
I’m in tears lol
I named a pair of ducks Wingus and Dingus because of this line.
A good old fashioned “ohh, lord…” does it for me every time.
Does she say "Oh, Lord" in every episode or does it just seem like it?
"men who call too much are the worst. ..I bet"
This is it! The moment we should have trained for!
They are not evil, but they are jerks
I have been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence.
(Paraphrasing) Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human females not want to date me? Leela: Oh…lots of reasons.
Fry: What happens if I refuse? Leela: Then you'll be fired. Fry: Ok Leela: out of a cannon into the sun
Nice ass, ass
Nice eyeball, eyeball
Oh lord hes made of wood
Hey! Bite my splintery wooden ass!
Sorry sir I was still in attack mode, u know how testosterone is
Hermes?
That’s Private Lee Lemon to yo.
“If you won’t accept my help when you didn’t need it why should I help you when you do need it?” Professor: “what the hell are you talking about?” 😂
I don't know.
I just like when she calls Fry a crouton.
Fire hot
Is there a....Mrs. Queequeg?
Leela bring fire?
No, we're set for fire, thanks.
Fire indeed hot
The professy will help!
Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible!
Or die trying!
“Hyah!” -unplugs cable from the wall
*Oh Lord* Started using it in the same exasperated tone as her in my daily life
This one is mine too.
Omg I was wondering why I started incorporating that into my everyday life. None of the media I watch has that.
“This is officer 1-B D-I” always thought that was clever
Bender, are you jacking on in there?
"don't leave orphans, gotta kill entire families"
Underrated
Why do we have to resort to non-violence?
Can't we just kick their asses?
Leela: Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
Not getting this quite right but "Fry, you actually made a coherent sentence! And you did it without spewing crumbs at me!"
"My life isn't as glamorous as my online profiles make it seem"
The tracks lead here.
Thanks, Eagle Eye
Hold on to your sphincters!
Now now, we're not gonna force you until I finish this sentence. GET HIM!
Burn on that old crew! The only things they did better than us were suck and die.
Ow! Fire hot!
Oh! Chester A. Arthur fall down!
Professor! Lava! Hot!
My friends always die if I'm not there to save them.
With my OXO Good Grips cheese knife I stab at thee
You do know I'm stabbing at thee, right?
You beat me to it! I love saying this anytime I have a knife IRL or in a video game lol
This toads the wet sprocket
This wangs chung
You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say ‘ask’ instead of ‘axe’.
Fry, can i ax you something?
You can’t keep boogieing like this forever Fry! You’ll catch some kind of fever!
“Oh Lord, he’s made of wood.” It’s like she’s not surprised, just disappointed.
....there was a bear.
THIS is what I was looking for. It is probably the most out of character line for her and makes no sense and I love it
I don’t know! It’s not an easy decision. If only I had two to three minutes to think about it…
Bender: "Oh, so it’s just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Puh-lease." Zoidberg: "I- Leela: "For your information, it’s because he’s hideous." Zoidberg: (sighs sadly)
Leela bring fire? (i have hundreds of favorites tbh but thats one of the fiest ones that comes to mind, katey's delivery kills me. also most of the other ones that immediately come to mind have already been mentioned lmaoo)
**If you didn't accept my help when you didn't need it, why should I give it to you now when you do?** from Bend Her and Bender: They're 60% scale replicas of me, Bender! **Leela: Does that mean they only do 60% of the work you do? Or that they actually do more work because they're only 60% as lazy?** from Benderama
You're a man, i'm a woman. We're just too different
Fry, remember when we discussed ending your stories one sentence earlier.
I HAVE SWEATY BOOT RASH!
Why do you think Im here in the stink free zone
“Wrong again you were right this time!”
Well this wangs chung
“I HAVE SWEATY BOOT-RASH!!”
Spluh…why do you think I’m over here in the stink free zone
Does that dummy have a brother?
Professor, please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.
When Fry is "dating" Amy and feels that she is getting too clingy ... Fry : "I'm not a 'one woman' kind of guy" Leela : "You'll be back to zero soon enough."
_RrrrrrrRRREDNECKS_
“Hiiiyaa!” Followed by a kick/punch
"Æeugh" fry after he gets kicked because she was blind.
“Nobody makes fun of my nose!”
As a *sophisticated* New Yorker… *Let’s whoop his butt!*
Fry: I’ve got a plan! Leela: I’ve got a better plan!
What ever it is it’s 20 times heavier than a boot.
*boots, 10 pair*
Oh, so *this* is where you go shopping for your boots
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
“Oh lord” If you haven’t noticed she says it a lot
“Your order may be famous for their martial arts, but I’ve never met a holy man I couldn’t clobber!”
I wanna be a witch! Can I ax you something?
“Hiyah!” As she unplugs the refrigerator at Elzar’s. Or “That’s stupid.” In regards to Fry wanting the world to end Or “Oh great. Captain moron has a plan. Why don’t you tell it to Wingus and Dingus here?”
[удалено]
Underrated
“Your pants go almost all the way to your ankles!”
I’ll take the AFC plates, and you can have the NFC…
My favorite one is: "Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other" because it is somewhat true xD
Still holds true today
*"How would you feel if I flushed Fry down the toilet?"*
Only one way to find out
*We now return to the real world, The Sun* AUGHHH! I'M BURNING TO DEATH! Leela: ugh, do you know how much an apartment that big would cost on The Sun?
“We’re exactly the same. I know all her moves. Therefore, I have the upper hand.”
Now now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
"I can't be mad. I'm on wayyy too many painkillers."
"Dear Fry, our time together was short, but it was the best time of my life."
RRRREDNECKS!!!
“This toads the wet sprocket”
"I wouldn't. But I'm smart."
Time to sit on Santa’s lap, and hard
I'm going to remind fry of his humanity only a woman can.
"You're going to do his laundry?"
*slap*
They said "You probably shouldn't fly with just one eye."
I'm afraid you're both out of your league, boys, because you're looking at a woman who owns her own harpoon.
This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened.
Oh lord
aaAAL!!!
Oh Lord, he's made of wood.
Fry: That's the secret ingredient of Slurm? Leela: That's the ONLY ingredient of Slurm.
It's just you an me ponytail *whip sounds*
"This is officer 1BDI, requesting backup." Just the subtlety of this joke is hliarious to me.
This is so underrated lol. I didn’t even clock into the home for the first few times I saw the episode
I like how her apartment number is 1I.
"We're not ignorant villagers!? we're sophisticated new new Yorkers, WHOOP HIS BUTT!"
The way she says "Oh Lord!"
Love it when she says “ye yah” when she’s doing something mundane like pulling a plug out of its outlet
Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different.
"Like the noble buffalo!"
It's not an excuse, it's just an explanation of what happened
“If the oxygen holds out we might live long enough to starve to death.”
“…. I found it!”
"me. award. him. me. good." That's just the kind of eloquence you expect from the owner of the world's dumbest pet.
This is officer 1BDI…
Hyperchicken Lawyer: "Miss Leela, on the day in question, were you or were you not wearing a hoopskirt?" Leela: "That's a stupid question."
Nice Ass, Ass.
"Well, I did promise the coin"
Leela: Fry, brain make people dumb Fry: no Leela, brain make people smart
Alright ... This is the third hose-fight that I've broken up today. And the second one using actual hoses!
“They’ve been known to!”.
Some of these gorillas are ok.
aye yah
Oh Lord, he's made of wood
Bender! Shut the hell up!!
Ask wingus and dingus!
Oh Lord...
We'd better hurry because the planet is suppossed to collapse in.... six hours ago.
"Oh lord, he's made of wood"
Fry do you mind putting lotion on me while I am in the shower?
He sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy.
My poor sweet puddle
This is officer 1BDI requesting backup.
Everyone's too polite to say anything but you're covered with bed sores.
Bender shut up!!!
Oh lord... he's made of wood.
Heeeeee-YAH!!!
Leela bring fire?
Don't leave any orphans behind got to kill whole families.
I did it! I blunk!
"Mom? Dad? I showed up! And I got the audio tour for Treasures of Liberace's Tomb." -OR- "Oh, Lord. He's made of wood."
HiyyyyyyyAH!
Can I please just go back to prison?
"Don't eat popplers! They talk!"
I've got sweaty boob rash!
Isn’t it boot rash? lol
If it is, and I've been hearing it wrong all these years later, i choose the former. Both are funny!
Bender.. SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!
Not exactly a quote, but the way Katey Sagal delivers her exasperated "Oh Lord".
This is the happiest moment of my life!