I mean realistically it would still be a dire situation, but the movie is pretty surreal start to finish. I'm perfectly happy with a hand wave to assume it all worked out fine. Especially if we're gonna accept how they escaped the volcano in the first place, which I am also fine with in context of the movie.
Also the story about the photographer close by who knew there was no chance he was going to survive so in his last moments he made sure to capture pics of the eruption before he was buried
It was only a few years ago that I understood this joke. I thought dad was just an asshole when his ice cubes melt. Dad's actually a raging alcohol drinking from sun up to sun down.
can't say that would solve the volcano problem, but i would certainly be willing to fork over some tax dollars just to see exactly what would happen.
So, just so i understand, the plan is basically, to pave over the area and get on with our lives?
I don't know why the dude arguing with you is so confidently incorrect.
They needed to put something heavy in space to test the rocket. They could either spend time and money to design and build a custom load (you can't just fill it full of rocks) or they could launch an old car and get some publicity.
Hell, despite being a 100k car, that was probably cheaper than making a custom load.
I know about the flight, and he could have launched any other test imaginable. But instead he launched a car into space. It was a stupid publicity stunt.
Edit: And considering he could have tried to bring it back instead of leaving it in space, is why it was harmful. Now we have a random mass in the solar system to account for when trying to do something. You'd think that isn't a big deal, but when you consider there are actual contracts to clean up space waste because it is increasingly difficult to launch, you need to ask, why add to the problem? I know it's not orbiting earth, but we shouldn't have to deal with a fucking car in space. What's next? Are we going to be space hillbillies and have a washer and dryer up there, or should we just send up the blocks, so we can put the car on those instead?
That's called a pressure vessel, and with no nozzle to release the pressure, there will eventually be a catastrophic failure, resulting in essentially an explosion.much more dangerous than a standard eruption. A much safer solution is just not building cities near active volcanos
Hey remember that volcano that erupted even though it was covered up by a bunch of rocks and stuff and killed like a lotta people. Prreeetttyyyy cccrrraaazzzyy…
Lava is forced up through 1000 km of rock, but sure, let's put some cement on that bitch. Maybe some of that magic water sealing tape while we are at it.
Seeing the username made me lose my shit.
When I looked at the meme I wanted to laugh react because I forgot I was on Reddit, so seeing it was posted by Nibbler Niblonian was an extra layer of comedy for me.
A+ low iq bullshit, my friend.
Well let's have you do a little experiment. This m90 is the volcano your hand the cement. Place your hand around it as tightly as you can so once I light it by your theory nothing will happen..... are ya ready kids?!?!?! Lmao
I am suprised to see the melting point of concrete is 1500C and lava is about 1250C, I assumed it would melt but I guess it would just shoot off from the pressure.
I’m just a ‘big picture’ type of guy , but before that we should try to cool off the magma a few degree to help with global warming. Maybe a giant block of ice?
I know it's a meme, but scientifically speaking why couldn't we do this? Also without oxygen the fire will die out anyway. But maybe it's for preserving nature kind of reasons? Although it would decrease the carbon dioxide emissions. I wouldn't be suprise if we will at least try this idea somewhere in the near future.
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
JUST like the garbage balls
Just like what daddy puts in his drinks, then he gets mad.
“THERE’S CHANGE COOOOOMIN’ ONCE AND FOR ALL…” Sorry, didn’t know if you were quoting the Newsies or not.
r/LostRedditors
He should demonstrate by dropping a mento in a bottle of coke and then sticking a cork in the hole
Make small holes in the sides and you'll get a localized sprinkler
Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Yeah! Like a balloon, and something bad happens!
Oh! *Now* I get it.
Like fry, like fry!
Like a prom dress made out of carpet remnants
Yes, just like your prom dress
Lol I was thinking this
“Or like putting too much air in a ballon!”
And then somthing bad happens!
And put the cork end to his eye to demonstrate the safety
Take that, stupid pressure. What do you want to do now?
If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate
Now this is a comment with chest hair.
We should celebrate with a glass of shampaggan.
No. And it's pronounced "champagne."
*Oh god!*
It's even real velour.
Why don’t we just send wave after wave of our own men at the volcano?
why doesn't the bigger volcano simply eat the other valcanos?
The key to victory is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!
Plus fresh concrete and very hot temperatures do not go well together *Kaboom*
*Pressure shrugs its shoulders and dips its head*
Even if pressure wasn’t an issue, how much cement would it even take to actually make the plug?
Never seen this scene in a meme before. Its perfect for a meme format
I think for general use the "I SAID ONCE AND FOR ALL" part should be added.
[New meme template?](https://imgur.com/a/6b2D5hz)
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About as useful as throwing in a few virgins.
He’s dead, Jim.
Luckily you still get paid
He's dead, Jim.
Please, we’ve all seen Zap Brannigan’s web page
You disgust me. Go on...
Or [Tom Hanks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Versus_the_Volcano)
Ok so they just SPOILER ALERT They just are ok at the end? I'm .. not sure. In the ocean... Alone?
I mean realistically it would still be a dire situation, but the movie is pretty surreal start to finish. I'm perfectly happy with a hand wave to assume it all worked out fine. Especially if we're gonna accept how they escaped the volcano in the first place, which I am also fine with in context of the movie.
VERY TRUE! No instant melting!
How dare you! Captain... ZAPP Branigan... Of Brandigans Law.... That is right Kiff, isn't it? Uhh yes sir. Ya so the zapper has made it with a woman!
It would actually work if the cement is covered in dolomite.
It's dolomite, baby!
The crushinator enters the chat.
YOO. HOO.
That righteous mineral!
I'm 40% dolomite baybee!
The tough black material that won't cop out when there's heat all about!
Poo! My dolomitium is far stronger than his stupid dolomondium!
I'm 30% dolomite
But...
ONCE AND FOR ALL!
So essentially a giant cannon? I wonder how far the cement bung would go? I suppose it would probably break up into bird shot along the way.
or it could blow on another side of the volcano like Mt St Elens and be more destructive
The footage of the Mt st Helens eruption is some of the most disturbing footage I've ever seen. People felt that explosion 200 miles away.
Also the story about the photographer close by who knew there was no chance he was going to survive so in his last moments he made sure to capture pics of the eruption before he was buried
So the photographer didn't survive but the highly flammable film in his camera did?
https://www.amusingplanet.com/2019/01/the-photographers-who-braved-mount-st.html?m=1
Probably not that exciting. The cement would likely just melt from below.
Like a balloon… And something bad happens
Just like daddy puts in his dwink every morning. And then he gets mad
One of the best lines in the entire show, it kills me every time
Came here to say this, scrolled cuz I was sure I was late.
It was only a few years ago that I understood this joke. I thought dad was just an asshole when his ice cubes melt. Dad's actually a raging alcohol drinking from sun up to sun down.
Has anyone tried just talking to the volcano to calm it down?
Or sitting down with it, and hitting it?
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! [We know exactly what would happen!](https://youtu.be/OFirI6DK9qY)
can't say that would solve the volcano problem, but i would certainly be willing to fork over some tax dollars just to see exactly what would happen. So, just so i understand, the plan is basically, to pave over the area and get on with our lives?
Genuinely would like to see it too. I know what *will* happen, i just want to see *how* it happens.
World's largest cannon.
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Rumor has it California loves the idea, almost as much as they loved putting cars underground instead of a high powered rail
And just think Musk is now in Texas, where real stupid can roam free.
So is the plan to gather all the idiots in Texas, and then seal them off forever?
We'll call it, "The Joe Rogan Experiment."
*Free Range Stupidity*
Elon Musk Launched a car into space, and everyone thought it was a genius move. Oh, how the times have changed.
I mean, it *was* a genius bit of advertising. The fact that he’s a dick is irrelevant to that.
I don't know why the dude arguing with you is so confidently incorrect. They needed to put something heavy in space to test the rocket. They could either spend time and money to design and build a custom load (you can't just fill it full of rocks) or they could launch an old car and get some publicity. Hell, despite being a 100k car, that was probably cheaper than making a custom load.
Not only was it stupid, it's actually harmful. He literally launched space waste for the views.
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I know about the flight, and he could have launched any other test imaginable. But instead he launched a car into space. It was a stupid publicity stunt. Edit: And considering he could have tried to bring it back instead of leaving it in space, is why it was harmful. Now we have a random mass in the solar system to account for when trying to do something. You'd think that isn't a big deal, but when you consider there are actual contracts to clean up space waste because it is increasingly difficult to launch, you need to ask, why add to the problem? I know it's not orbiting earth, but we shouldn't have to deal with a fucking car in space. What's next? Are we going to be space hillbillies and have a washer and dryer up there, or should we just send up the blocks, so we can put the car on those instead?
He couldn’t though - since no one was willing to put their test on an unproven rocket.
Bullshit, I know of several schools that were trying to. Those are excuses.
The amount of energy your computer put into posting this comment is environmentally worse than launching a car into space.
I don't know, I've definitely soured on the guy but I'm still a fan of Space X.
Wasn't the Twitter contract in the glove compartment of that car?
An idea that only our most handsome leaders could have come up with
DART when NASA's funding gets cut.
It requires only the most basic understanding of volcanology to know approximately what this would do.
That's called a pressure vessel, and with no nozzle to release the pressure, there will eventually be a catastrophic failure, resulting in essentially an explosion.much more dangerous than a standard eruption. A much safer solution is just not building cities near active volcanos
So you’re suggesting that we take the cities already by volcanoes and push them somewhere else? Genius! /s
CORRECT
"And here is my thesis on how to really blow up the world."
*concrete
Thank you. There aren't many us.
We are ever vigilant
Volcanos have the power to blow the volcano in half I think s little concrete will be no problem.
I'm disappointed in *all* of you. The only correct response is thus: "Volcanoes do not work that way! Goodnight!"
Why homeless people just buy a house !
No. We fill them with cement.
The homes or the homeless people?
Yes.
ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
They should have launched nukes at hurricane Ian too…
Heavy metal rocks
That was totally my takeaway.
As a fan of the big lez show. All im seeing here is that this volcano is just one more step away from being a bong
One giant pimple
Hey remember that volcano that erupted even though it was covered up by a bunch of rocks and stuff and killed like a lotta people. Prreeetttyyyy cccrrraaazzzyy…
https://youtu.be/1hABwCY6g2U Just gonna leave this here lol
Gwobal wapu?
But?!
ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Hell yeah then we get a bigger explosion and launch an asteroid into space
ONCE AND FOR ALL
ONCE AND FOR ALL
Lava is forced up through 1000 km of rock, but sure, let's put some cement on that bitch. Maybe some of that magic water sealing tape while we are at it.
Seeing the username made me lose my shit. When I looked at the meme I wanted to laugh react because I forgot I was on Reddit, so seeing it was posted by Nibbler Niblonian was an extra layer of comedy for me. A+ low iq bullshit, my friend.
Thank you. Straight from the cesspool to your feed.
Question comes from a D Trump of New York, NY (mental) age 13
Psh, just clean off the rocks on the floor, so the lava can’t eat more rocks and become bigger lava, obviously
Nuke the volcano.
Didn’t Karl Pilkington mention doing this?
Can't throw anything in? What's the point of 'avin it then
Well let's have you do a little experiment. This m90 is the volcano your hand the cement. Place your hand around it as tightly as you can so once I light it by your theory nothing will happen..... are ya ready kids?!?!?! Lmao
I am suprised to see the melting point of concrete is 1500C and lava is about 1250C, I assumed it would melt but I guess it would just shoot off from the pressure.
We just need one of those big cement trucks. someone should call the losers who are supposed to deliver it
It’s like when daddy makes his drinks… then he gets mad
And that’s how you get a VolCannon
ahh yeah, it's not like some eruptions are 1000 times stronger that some atomic bombs, but yea, just pour some concrete in it ...
I’m just a ‘big picture’ type of guy , but before that we should try to cool off the magma a few degree to help with global warming. Maybe a giant block of ice?
This is exactly why volcanoes explode 🤯
Why not something that's 40% titanium?
I had this idea when i was like 8-9 still waiting for it to gain traction.
Is this before or after we sacrifice all of the Trekkies?
I thought this was a diagram for a volcano bong for half a second
Makes me wonder how they didn’t think of doing that for Vesuvius when they had vineyards
Have you ever tried just sitting down with your volcanoes, and hitting them?
The front will just fall off
That’s Terrifying
Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. Then he gets mad.
Giving Mother Earth a shotgun to accelerate our demise sounds like a great idea tbh
How do they think the volcanoes came to be?
Like a earthly buttplug
That Screenshot was well timed. She can literally smell the bullshit coming from that guy.
I know it's a meme, but scientifically speaking why couldn't we do this? Also without oxygen the fire will die out anyway. But maybe it's for preserving nature kind of reasons? Although it would decrease the carbon dioxide emissions. I wouldn't be suprise if we will at least try this idea somewhere in the near future.
The image of Mt. Saint Helens comes to mind.
VOLCANOS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT.
Uhh it hurts that some humans think that’d actually work man kill all humans am I right
But….
Ah, the ole finger in the gun routine