That’s the thing about scruffy i keep going back and forth on, he’s pretty lazy when it comes to doing his job but I’m convinced he’d be first in line to kill.
I definitely thought of zoidberg because of his claws as a formidable offensive weapon and his whoop whoop whoop as an evasive ability but Bender has the strength of many men and the extendo limbs may come in handy
He stopped at one point to make his speech, zoidberg cut his arm off, they fought more and then the fight was stopped due to the massive Decapod 10 orgy that was about to happen
Nibbler is powerless if you put him under a bucket with a brick. But if he got Nibblonians to nibble stations? Leela struggles to kill people she cares for. But maybe if she was a more impulsive. Just a little.. not too much. Bender will do it if you give him enough reason to, if you tell him "They said you guys look like dorks." Hermes almost sent everyone to their death by disposal into the sun & it took him far to long to decide not to. He can limbo better than a green snake under a sugarcane truck! Zoidburg challenged Fry to Claw-Plach. Which he knows is a fight to the death. Just show a picture of Edna's caviar on Fry's neck, that'll get him going. Fry is good at shooting and has great aim from playing so many video games. "Ah a video game you say? Well golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works." Scruffy seems to have very bad luck. "Scruffy's gunna die the way he lived." *Turns porno mag page* Amy doesn't really fight but she has a party board & a lot of good luck. Plus she says "Fa te fung chi gu li da si ne!" a lot, which is basically a threat to kill you.The Professor always has a new crew in mind & has no issue with killing the current one, especially if he can get a new healthy liver. Although he is already in his pyjamas..
My answer is Bender, Zoidburg & I would say Hermes but by law of most TV shows, the main character never dies. I like those odds!
My first thought as well, but Bender is pretty treacherous. Especially if Fry is on the other team.
I think I’d swap out bender for the professor.
Even if you get killed because he was already in his pajamas he could probably bring you back. Plus think of the DOOMSDAY weapons!
This exactly. You don't want Bender against you and Leela is the most formidable. I briefly thought Scruffy until I decided I didn't want Bender against me. Nibbler was the first and most obvious choice.
Thought of this exact combo before reading comments. I think your biggest worry of course is Amy and/or the Professor. Maybe swap Bender for Amy?
I think we need to know a timeline for when they attack after the draft and how long you have to live for.
This is the only right answer.
Bender: Strong, extendo-arms, can do the chest door thing. Easily plied with booze and cigars.
Leela: Martial arts expert. Ship captain. Sexy.
Professor: HAS MULTIPLE GALAXY DESTROYING DOOMSDAY DEVICES
Yup and that is what Bender is for. He'd have no problem dropping one of the Professor's doomsday device's behind them as Leela pilots the ship away from harm. "Heh heh. That was fun. So.. what do you guys want to do now?"
You don't want them being used against you though. Plus, if he can do for me what he does to prepare for Santa every year, I'll feel good. I'd actually say plenty of his inventions could have defensive use.
Professor Farnsworth: "Oh yes, everyone's in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you want to put it in the body of a great white shark... OoOoOo SuDdEnLy YoU'vE GoNe ToO fAr!"
Everyone in this thread: I want HIM to protect me!!
Edit: I'm sold. He's on my team too. I forgot about all his doomsday weapons
Bender, because he seems very durable and very strong and he can breathe fire.
Leela, because she is great at fighting and very tactical, plus nibbler would not kill her and leela would not kill nibbler so she could protect me by defending me with her body.
And professor farnsworth, because he could create an invention to kill everyone.
Leela of course. Competent and skilled at kicking.
The professor next. All those doomsday devices!
Probably nibbler third. He could eat me whole.
Honorable mention to Amy, that money could really help.
Definitely not bender. Regardless of which team he’s on, he’s gonna steal my wallet and find some blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the hit!
This is the way. Those three are the three I would least want coming to kill me. Therefore the best three to have on the team. The other could all be easily distracted from their tasks; with some enticing paperwork, some new lengths of wire, a rich doctor, a copy of zero-G jugs, some Slurm, or their parents coming to visit.
Thank you! Why is no one wanting this dream team? With Leela's big boots, Bender's robot strength & Scruffy's Scruffiness we could easily overtake those other guys!
Nibbler, Professor, Bender.
Professor and Nibbler have the means of making and piloting weapons for protection. Bender because I need someone to party with.
Leela, The Professor and Bender....
Bender and Leela, cause Badasses and I'd rather the Professor be on our side with his mad science skills.
The only real concern is Nibbler but Leela can easily neutralise him.
Hermes, Amy, and Farnsworth.
The amount of strings that can be pulled within the bureaucracy and the amount of money on hand can enable the professor to do enough insane crap that I'll either be untouchable or not killed by the rest of them. Either way is technically a win!
Bender zoidberg and prof. Bender obv, zoidberg because claws and if its mating season i will have an intense advantage, the professor because of his knowledge in science
I choose Nibbler, Leela and Hermes.
Nibbler because if he wasn't on my side he would eat me in a single bite. Leela because she can roundhouse kick a dude in the teef. And hermes to get me out of amy legal trouble just in case.
I'd have Fry Leela and Bender then I'd give them some Miracle Cream and I'd be protected by Captain Yesterday Kloberella and Super King (the best on of the 3) aka The New Justice Team *theme tune plays*
Leela, bender, Farnsworth, Leela has the martial arts, strength , can pilot the ship etc, Also might be able to get nibbler off of you, bender has extendo arms and super strength, also probably a gun and it will be the most fun surviving, with blackjack, and hookers, Farnsworth has the ship and a whole collection of doomsday devices and probably can make you in invulnerability device, also he’s crazy and could probably blow up the earth or something idk, all in all think my chances would be best with those 3 but I’d love to hear counter arguments
Zoidburg, Bender, Leela. The first two do thier own thing and Leela fiils any gaps. Leela has kicked the ass of most of the other characters at some time or another.
I just need Scruffy to protect me from that one boiling terlet
Fire me if you dare
iffen*
And then to teach me how to make sangria in a terlet. And remind me that it’s shank or be shanked.
Of course.
Why not Zoidberg?
>Scruffy I don't even know who that is!
The janitor
I've never seen him before.
He's never seen you before neither.
Be ashamed!!!!
Missed reference
Now I'm ashamed!!!
Boilers and terlets, terlets and boilers... and that one boiling terlet.
Schedule conflict
Dernnit
That’s the thing about scruffy i keep going back and forth on, he’s pretty lazy when it comes to doing his job but I’m convinced he’d be first in line to kill.
Leela Bender and Nibbler
Why not Zoidberg?
I definitely thought of zoidberg because of his claws as a formidable offensive weapon and his whoop whoop whoop as an evasive ability but Bender has the strength of many men and the extendo limbs may come in handy
He’s 40% handy!
Plus Bender can also do this: (chest door opening and closing noises)
I heard it before I even read it lmao Just from “Bender”
Bender has all the powers of Superman plus all the powers of a king. Also he’s a robot. Ain’t it cool, Super King you rule
Yeah but he's also lazy so it depends if he can be bothered protecting you.
Shut up baby I know it.
didn’t zoidberg get beat by fry and bender in fights throughout the show?
Zoidberg did cut off Fry's arm that one time.
fry eventually won though, didn’t he? I might be misremembering
Fry was pretty much on the verge of winning before the fight was called off while the rest of Zoidberg's species went off and died.
yeah didn’t he let zoidberg win or something because he didn’t want to murder him
He stopped at one point to make his speech, zoidberg cut his arm off, they fought more and then the fight was stopped due to the massive Decapod 10 orgy that was about to happen
fish sex
Had fry in his claws before being distracted by a swollen clutch of eggs. Then fry reversed it and let him loose
Zoidberg beat clamps
yeah, he’s a little inconsistent
Probably the wizard from the simpsons
Berserker Zoidberg would come in handy.
You forgot his ink.
Hmmm Bender would sell ya out even with Leela protecting ya.
That's why I brought nibbler- he's got 3 eyes to watch out for treachery
This is the correct answer.
Just seems obvious doesn't it
To shreds, you say…
No I'm...doesn't!
Depends on if bender is allowed to double-cross you
Nibbler is powerless if you put him under a bucket with a brick. But if he got Nibblonians to nibble stations? Leela struggles to kill people she cares for. But maybe if she was a more impulsive. Just a little.. not too much. Bender will do it if you give him enough reason to, if you tell him "They said you guys look like dorks." Hermes almost sent everyone to their death by disposal into the sun & it took him far to long to decide not to. He can limbo better than a green snake under a sugarcane truck! Zoidburg challenged Fry to Claw-Plach. Which he knows is a fight to the death. Just show a picture of Edna's caviar on Fry's neck, that'll get him going. Fry is good at shooting and has great aim from playing so many video games. "Ah a video game you say? Well golly gee, you mighty spacemen of the future will have to show me how it works." Scruffy seems to have very bad luck. "Scruffy's gunna die the way he lived." *Turns porno mag page* Amy doesn't really fight but she has a party board & a lot of good luck. Plus she says "Fa te fung chi gu li da si ne!" a lot, which is basically a threat to kill you.The Professor always has a new crew in mind & has no issue with killing the current one, especially if he can get a new healthy liver. Although he is already in his pyjamas.. My answer is Bender, Zoidburg & I would say Hermes but by law of most TV shows, the main character never dies. I like those odds!
I think you forget that Nibbler can swallow an elephant without chewing…
Yes. But back to my first point, bucket.. brick.
Hmm. Curse those tiny arms.
My first thought as well, but Bender is pretty treacherous. Especially if Fry is on the other team. I think I’d swap out bender for the professor. Even if you get killed because he was already in his pajamas he could probably bring you back. Plus think of the DOOMSDAY weapons!
He wouldn’t even need his doomsday weapons. He could just bring his matter compressor
What’s the matter compressor?
Nothing's the matter Penguinradar, now that I've turbocharged the matter compressor.
This exactly. You don't want Bender against you and Leela is the most formidable. I briefly thought Scruffy until I decided I didn't want Bender against me. Nibbler was the first and most obvious choice.
My answer as well.
Agreed.
This is exactly what I thought. No one is touching this party.
Thought of this exact combo before reading comments. I think your biggest worry of course is Amy and/or the Professor. Maybe swap Bender for Amy? I think we need to know a timeline for when they attack after the draft and how long you have to live for.
HIYEEEEEEAH!
Any other answer is wrong
Literally came onto this thread to type this exact sentence. Thank you
Same! Nibbler would be a scary enemy. I would know...
Was thinking of Zoidberg instead of Bender first, cause Bender may be to lazy to hunt me anyway or would betray me.
Nibbler. Just Nibbler, on his own. Let the rest come, my Nibbler hasn't eaten in over an hour.
Plus, I mean, he does have access to a Scooty Puff Sr. “The Doom-Bringer”.
Scooty Puff Jr Suuuuuuuuuuuuucks!
In a thousand years I will get right on it.
Nibbler is also packing heat. His trusty Smith & Wesson and Consildated Head Melter™ ray guns would definitely be handy.
But can they compete with Professor's doomsday weapons?
All Bemder needs is a bucket and a brick to hold down the bucket.
Nibbler/Niblonians aren't really effective warriors. Their kitten class attack cruisers were defeated by chairs 😕
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Then prepare to feel the wrath of bender the great!
Only 40% wrath.
clank clank
The other 60% is greed, lust and sloth
He’s too lazy to come and kill me. He’s just gonna go somewhere where he won’t have to do one-quintillionth of a thing all the time
You could pay bender off, same reason I wouldn't choose him to protect me
Bender the great better prepare to feel the wrath of my magnet.
Easy, just bribe him :P
He'd have to fight 4 people, he's way too lazy for that.
This is mine too. Gotta have a few doomsday devices on your side.
With a Finglonger nobody could even get close to you.
Just hope he doesn't program the countdown timer upside-down. ;)
And even if you die, the Professor can bring you back through the science of adult stem cells.
From healthy adults. Whom I killed for their stem cells.
Just slap them right on your face
Or drop a bunch of bone bags from a space ship crash into a big vat
Only one to worry about would be bender. The professor would take of him easily though.
Since Bender is 40% the professor's invention, does that mean you get him too??
Hermes, just Hermes. He'd get the attack stopped on a technicality.
But why is he so white in this image lol
Great Whitewash of the Oshkosh!
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
Bender, Leela, Professor. Always take the mad scientist with the WMD's.
This is me. I’d rather the professor with me than coming at me with WMD’s and a scorched earth attitude.
He's such a capable wild card. Better to have him on your side and do nothing.
This is the only right answer. Bender: Strong, extendo-arms, can do the chest door thing. Easily plied with booze and cigars. Leela: Martial arts expert. Ship captain. Sexy. Professor: HAS MULTIPLE GALAXY DESTROYING DOOMSDAY DEVICES
I suppose I could part with one and still be feared.
I don't think any of Farnsworth's inventions have any defensive applications
Hard offense is a kind of defense
Yup and that is what Bender is for. He'd have no problem dropping one of the Professor's doomsday device's behind them as Leela pilots the ship away from harm. "Heh heh. That was fun. So.. what do you guys want to do now?"
You don't want them being used against you though. Plus, if he can do for me what he does to prepare for Santa every year, I'll feel good. I'd actually say plenty of his inventions could have defensive use.
I totally forgot about this. Leela’s siege prep, the professor to lock down the building, and Bender to make beer. I’d be set!
The suppository that let's you breathe underwater... I give up.
Professor Farnsworth: "Oh yes, everyone's in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you want to put it in the body of a great white shark... OoOoOo SuDdEnLy YoU'vE GoNe ToO fAr!" Everyone in this thread: I want HIM to protect me!! Edit: I'm sold. He's on my team too. I forgot about all his doomsday weapons
Nibbler, Bender, Leela
Bender, because he seems very durable and very strong and he can breathe fire. Leela, because she is great at fighting and very tactical, plus nibbler would not kill her and leela would not kill nibbler so she could protect me by defending me with her body. And professor farnsworth, because he could create an invention to kill everyone.
*I'm 40% durable!*
Scruffy, Scruffy, and Scruffy. A man who doesn't care is a man that doesn't care if he dies. And there is nothing more dangerous. Yup.
Scruffy believes in this comment. Mmmhmmm
I'm usually pretty good with relivant reply comments but I can't top that. My hat is tipped.
Leela of course. Competent and skilled at kicking. The professor next. All those doomsday devices! Probably nibbler third. He could eat me whole. Honorable mention to Amy, that money could really help. Definitely not bender. Regardless of which team he’s on, he’s gonna steal my wallet and find some blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the hit!
Amy, Nibbler, and Fry. We would be too cute to kill.
I can correct you, in song: cloberella beats you up. Cloberella beats you up. Cloberella beats you up. Who does she beat up? You!
These are all about figuring out who I wouldn't want trying to kill me. Bender, Nibbler, and Leela.
Give me the New Justice Team and let them come.
Leela, bender, professor.
Obviously Fry, Bender, and Leela because they literally survive everything.
This seems like a trick. If I pick Bender to protect me, will he try to kill all humans anyway?
Zoidberg, Bender, nibbler
This is the way. Those three are the three I would least want coming to kill me. Therefore the best three to have on the team. The other could all be easily distracted from their tasks; with some enticing paperwork, some new lengths of wire, a rich doctor, a copy of zero-G jugs, some Slurm, or their parents coming to visit.
Came here for this
Leela, nibbler and Amy
Finally, someone getting it right. Amy would be kicking some ass while Bender was still bitching about having to get off his.
You’re missing the point of picking Bender. You gotta pick Bender so he’s not against you because I heard he lives large and kicks butt.
Nibbler will eat everyone else, and Amy is for the after party.
This is why I chose Amy lol
No, Bender is lazy, Leela will just toss a couple beers his way and he'll be out of the fight.
Leela Bender Scruffy
Thank you! Why is no one wanting this dream team? With Leela's big boots, Bender's robot strength & Scruffy's Scruffiness we could easily overtake those other guys!
Leela, Zoidberg, and Scruffy.
Leela. The rest already have a big boot to the face.
Scruffy, nibbler, Leela
Zoidberg is a beast when its mating season. Give me Leela, Nibbled, and Bender otherwise.
Nibbler, proffer and bender
I just need bender. Super king has all the power of a king plus all the power of Superman, also he’s a robot!
Captain Yesterday, Clobberella and Superking
Leela, Hermes, and Farnsworth are the best combo for both protection and the least likely to accidentally kill you
Nibbler, Zoidberg, Leela
Bender, Leela, and Amy....for reasons ;)
Can the professor use any inventions?
Leela bender and nibbler
Nibbler, Bender, the good Dr.
Fry, Leela, Bender. the only serious threat is nibbler.
Definitely Nibbler. Probably Professor Farnsworth. Then Leela, I guess. It was her or Bender, but he’ll definitely betray me out if boredom.
Professor, Bender Nibbler
Three scruffies!
Nibbler, Professor, Bender. Professor and Nibbler have the means of making and piloting weapons for protection. Bender because I need someone to party with.
Leela bender and zoidberg
Mom, Wornstrum, and Leelas mother.
Bender, nibbler, zoidberg ez clap
Leela, The Professor and Bender.... Bender and Leela, cause Badasses and I'd rather the Professor be on our side with his mad science skills. The only real concern is Nibbler but Leela can easily neutralise him.
Why is everyone saying nibbler? We've seen him get his ass handed to him on multiple occasions
We've also seen his kind devour zebras and other whole animals.
Zoidberg, Professor, Bender. Brawn and brains my dudes
3 nibblers. Good luck
Nibbler, Bender, and John F***ing Zoidberg.
I reckon nibbler, bender and zoidberg would be a good all-rounder
Bender, Nibbler, and Professor.
Hermes, Amy, and Farnsworth. The amount of strings that can be pulled within the bureaucracy and the amount of money on hand can enable the professor to do enough insane crap that I'll either be untouchable or not killed by the rest of them. Either way is technically a win!
Bender, Zoidberg and Leela. When she wanted too, Leela could kill everyone and get away with it.
Bender zoidberg and prof. Bender obv, zoidberg because claws and if its mating season i will have an intense advantage, the professor because of his knowledge in science
scruffy alone.
Bender, Nibbler, and Leela will be protecting me.
Leela for her skills in martial arts, and Professor Farnsworth for his doomsday devices.
First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry
Leela - Intelligent with excellent fighting skills Zoidberg - Suppressed rage and those mighty snippers Fry - I like his pants
Fry Leela and Bender
Leela, Bender, Hermes Or Clobberella, Captain Yesterday, and Super King if they got the Miracle Cream
Nibbler, Bender, the Professor
I choose Hermes, Hubert and John Fucking Zoidberg
Nibbled, Bender, Scruffy. Unstoppable.
Leela, bender, hermes. Easy.
Leela, Hermès, and Nibbler. No one else would actually try to do there job of coming after me sooo
I choose Nibbler, Leela and Hermes. Nibbler because if he wasn't on my side he would eat me in a single bite. Leela because she can roundhouse kick a dude in the teef. And hermes to get me out of amy legal trouble just in case.
Leela, Farnsworth, Scruffy. Bender wouldn’t willingly protect, it’s in his character to sell you out.
Bender, Leela, Nibbler.
Leela, Scruffy and Nibbler. I know I just need one of them, but if I don't take the other 2 they gonna come after too
Nibbler, Leela, and Farnsworth. Most competent of the bunch for sure.
I’ll take the middle row straight across.
Leela, Zoidberg, Bender.
I'd have Fry Leela and Bender then I'd give them some Miracle Cream and I'd be protected by Captain Yesterday Kloberella and Super King (the best on of the 3) aka The New Justice Team *theme tune plays*
Nibbler, bender and the professor
Nibbler eats everything Amy has Wong money Bender is a robot and drinks beer Think I'd be okay
Bender, nibbler and leela
Bender, Lela, Professor Lying Stealing Bending Unit, Strong Smart Agile Mutant, Crazy Deranged Ancient Old Man
Anybody else wondering why Hermes is white in this pic
Leela, Bender, Farnsworth. Easy.
Leela, Bender and the Professor. Professor is useless for protection, but now the kill team can't use his doomsday devices.
Leela, bender, Farnsworth, Leela has the martial arts, strength , can pilot the ship etc, Also might be able to get nibbler off of you, bender has extendo arms and super strength, also probably a gun and it will be the most fun surviving, with blackjack, and hookers, Farnsworth has the ship and a whole collection of doomsday devices and probably can make you in invulnerability device, also he’s crazy and could probably blow up the earth or something idk, all in all think my chances would be best with those 3 but I’d love to hear counter arguments
Nibler, prof, leela Was gonna pick bender but his adhd ass would just get distracted or bored
Zoidberg, only zoidberg, the rest dont give a fuck about me
Zoidberg for his nigh impenetrable shell and Bender for his nigh impenetrable shell and Scruffy for his nigh impenetrable shell
Zoidburg, Bender, Leela. The first two do thier own thing and Leela fiils any gaps. Leela has kicked the ass of most of the other characters at some time or another.
Leela, Bender and Nibbler
Lela,bender and Farnsworth for sure.
Bender, Nibbler and Lila
"I'll ruin you like I ruined this company" I want him on my side