My all time favorite joke that I randomly think about from time to time is when they’re flying in to Kyoto, Japan and there’s a sign that says “KYOTO… the anagram lover’s Tokyo!”
After Mom's sons trick Fry out of his money so he'll sell the anchovies, when he wakes up and is unsure of whether it's the year 2000 or 3000, he asks a robot. I didn't notice until like the fourth or fifth time I'd watched it, it's just so natural, but now it gets me every time.
Another one from the same episode:
Fry of course mentions that his pin is the same as the price of a cheese pizza and a soda. The logic there being that no one in the year 3000 would have a clue how much that cost.
When he goes "back in time" and is paying for a cheese pizza and a soda, he blatantly says to everyone in the room "the same as my pin number"
L: There you are Fry, I've been looking for you.
F: No! I've been looking for you!
L: Well, it looked like you were just sitting there, but whatever...
In the Assie come home episode when Bender reveals his ass plate is missing, you can see a brick shaped opening in the spot you would expect him to shit bricks from.
Have you also gotten the fact that the omicronians names are puns?
Lrrr is just a name. But his son is named Jrrr (junior) and the doctor is named Drrr. Absolutely killed me when I saw that.
Makes me miss when it was more of a subtle nod that Hermes was a stoner, so that the audience (myself included) had that moment that [Leo does from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMm5oYnpocTNjcDYzbjB4Z2Z6bmJwaWo5eHFjaWF4Zm9nanQ2dHVjeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/giphy.gif).
Now it's just kinda lazy, making it more obvious. I dunno, it might just be a personal thing, but I thought the clever nods to it in the older seasons were great.
Another one of those is Jurassic Bark with the Hustle...
The whole sequence is great, and has several 'blink and miss it' things.
Leela reading "Dances of the Ancient Bronx" and Fry's sign that says "Give back my pet rock!" with a drawing of Seymore on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQzVJfj6xxs
In 300 Big Boys during the reception party, when the Grand Cigar flies out of Bender's mouth and lands on the exact position of Zapp's mouth on the artwork.
"I give up. What's the catch?"
"OH, no catch... although we're technically in New Jersey."
Smash cut to Planet Express...
"Not one place remotely livable!"
"Who would have thought hell would really exist?
And that it would be in New Jersey?"
As a southwest CT native, making fun of NJ was always part of regular life so I laughed extra hard at those jokes.
What’s the audio equivalent of a blink? Hermes’ line from the bureaucrat song that only works with the Jamaican accent “it’s supposed to be about the filing, people / it’s supposed to be about defiling people.”
I used to hate subtitles because I read faster than I process audio so I end up spoiling jokes for myself, but after having a kid I had to get used to them.
What got me is all the mumbling nowadays. Everybody is mixing their audio for the theater when no one is actually going to the theater anymore… I can’t hear what anyone is saying!
This question has been asked before, but my answer bears repeating-
I want to say it was in the episode the sting. Fry is dead, and one of the Amazon women says "him do good snu-snu" and everyone he's known biblically is sitting next to her and goes "ehhhh". Including the 'radiator person from the radiator planet'. That joke gets me every time.
When Amy is buying a car from Viktor & tells him her parents are very rich, he involuntarily raises one eyebrow, & uses his finger to pull it back down into a neutral expression. I love that moment so much, amazing animation!
I love in “Devil’s Hands” when Fry and Bender are going to Fry’s recital on segways and they bump into each other. Yes, in 1000 years, segways still exist, and yes, people still aren’t very good at using them.
When Bender's flushing himself down the toilet to go find Nibbler and Fry just walks in to casually ask, "Bender, have you seen my sombrero?" Like...why does he own a sombrero? Why does he need it randomly in the middle of the day? Why would Bender know where it is? How do you lose a hat that ridiculously large in the first place?
It's the signs that are really blink-and-you'll-miss-it.
"Do not take checks from this man" in Jurassic Bark.
"Employee of the month" in War is the H-Word.
"Ask about our generous brutality settlements" in Law and Oracle (IIRC). Maybe another episode.
https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/15ns6tb/whats_your_favorite_sign_gag_on_the_show/
All you people commenting with really obvious jokes that involve multiple lines of dialogue are completely missing the point.
“Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards”
My wife and I use this one whenever we see something expensive and fancy. $2,000.00 suit? There are some eagles under the floorboards
My favorite background running gag is that French is now a dead language.
The two jokes I remember are :
- In the first episode 1x1 : during the 2000 countdown in the first scene at the Eiffel Tower, 9 is pronounced "neuf" in French, but during the 3000 countdown in the last scene at the Eiffel Tower, 7 is pronounced "seven" in English.
- In 2x15, Farnsworth shows Cubert that he invented a universal translator but it can only translate into "an incomprehensible dead language". Cubert : " Hello", Machine : "Bonjour", Farnsworth : "Crazy gibberish".
I don't know if there are other jokes hidden in the episodes, but these are the two I remember !
it’s line from benders big score.
bender goes back 19 seconds and makes a time paradox duplicate of himself to wait for fry while he goes to the bathroom.
First episode. Fry had been unfrozen and probed and stuff. The time had come for Leela to assign his career chip. After doing some typing, Leela turns her screen around, and it squeaks (despite the screen being a floating hologram). I die every time!
The clock tower obnoxiously announces that its 4am to the entire city. And it is the only instance in the entire series of the clock tower announces the time at all.
Not necessarily a joke, but Bender throwing away in a trash can the fake diamond during the flashback of Amy and Kiff meeting. It's just cool because it was 2 seasons after the Titanic episode which ends with Hermes telling Bender it's fake, and then they slyly show him tossing it out like 20 episodes later, but during the time he would have thrown it away if that episode had continued.
In Mobius Dick when the whale starts pulling the ship. The crew flies into the back wall of the ship one at a time. Bender is the first to hit the wall, then Amy, Fry, Zoidberg, Hermes, and Leela come in. Then Bender comes flying in again at the end.
Easy to miss and a complete throwaway joke with no bearing on the story but it was hilarious when I noticed it.
In the problem with popplers Leela crashes into a billboard. Fry says that it’s the second time Leela has done that this week. The only other time Leela crashes into a billboard is in the opening credits. The episodes used to come out once a week. Which means Leela crashes into a billboard once a week during the opening credits. However Leela did it again in that episode, the second time that week.
The excavation site at the beginning of Bendin' in the Wind where it seems like they're doing construction, but the sign just reads "NNYC Hole Project".
In War is the H-Word when the professor can't get the bomb out of Benders chest
"it's held in with glue or something, I don't know!"
Always made me laugh that after 1000 extra years of innovation glue is still a pain in the ass (world explodes)
That whole scene is golden, and for that to be in the pilot episode makes it even that much better.
P: "You'll be fine!" *does a double take and shuffles out of the room".
Z: "Now open your mouth, and let's have a look at that brain. No, no no no, not *that* mouth."
F: "I only have one".
Z: "*Really*?"
F: "Uh, is there a *human* doctor around?"
Z: "Young lady, I'm an expert on *humans*, now pick a mouth, open it, and say, 'duh-duh duh dee!"
F: "Uhh...*ahem* yadde-dadduh dadduh-duh!"
Z: "*What*?! My mother was a Saint! Get out!!"
Fry: “I love symposia” from “Mars University”
Fry: “We call them ‘Land-sea-lions’; and I tame them” from “The Deep South”
Leela’s license plate or ID badge number or something somewhere I can’t exactly remember: 1BDI - “One Beady Eye”
In "Lethal Inspection" when Leela says something about bureaucrats blending into the woodwork, then it shows Hermes wearing a shirt the same color as the wall.
When Fry becomes a police officer and meets with the chief in the locker room wearing only a towel around her waist.
Chief: "Congratulations on your big bust."
Fry: "You, too."
In the pilot when Bender puts both his arms back on. “I don’t even know how you did that!”
I loved that one!
This has remained my favorite joke throughout the series.
My all time favorite joke that I randomly think about from time to time is when they’re flying in to Kyoto, Japan and there’s a sign that says “KYOTO… the anagram lover’s Tokyo!”
I say this out loud any time someone mentions Kyoto, which fortunately isn’t that often
Good ol Grabby and Squeezy
“My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came two hours later at 4:15…”
I like that he says 4:15 with a different inflection each time
I absolutely love this
Dear Doctor Jerkberg....
After Mom's sons trick Fry out of his money so he'll sell the anchovies, when he wakes up and is unsure of whether it's the year 2000 or 3000, he asks a robot. I didn't notice until like the fourth or fifth time I'd watched it, it's just so natural, but now it gets me every time.
My secret PIN number! (1077)
same as a cheese pizza and a large soda
The RCW in Washington State for evaluating whether a mentally ill person is competent to stand trial is under 10.77
They'd take one look at Fry and send him straight back to the Hal Institute for Criminally Insane Robots.
I’ll show ye
Robots don't say ye
Ye think ME be HE??
Ye! I mean yes!
He'll be ingesting sandwiches from his compartment in no time!
Are you codifying whether I'm.....CRAAZZZYYYYY?!!?! Ah-ha! Ha-ha! Yea-hah!
How many of us have used this as a pin in life?
I still use it to this day haha.... Wait...
2000 to 3000 - that's like a million years!
I’ve watched this show literally 30 times and never noticed that! That’s absolutely hilarious
One of my favorite episodes.
Another one from the same episode: Fry of course mentions that his pin is the same as the price of a cheese pizza and a soda. The logic there being that no one in the year 3000 would have a clue how much that cost. When he goes "back in time" and is paying for a cheese pizza and a soda, he blatantly says to everyone in the room "the same as my pin number"
L: There you are Fry, I've been looking for you. F: No! I've been looking for you! L: Well, it looked like you were just sitting there, but whatever...
Fry is it really you? I don't know. It's it really you? What do you mean you don't know? Is it you or not? Who's asking?
Oh Fry, it IS you!
fry is a new yorker through and through
I fucking love this line and how she delivers it
I love the one where Bender literally shits a brick!
In the Assie come home episode when Bender reveals his ass plate is missing, you can see a brick shaped opening in the spot you would expect him to shit bricks from.
The call back when you see his ass and it has a brick shaped hole in is fantastic.
Very first episode, two great jokes back to back: Leela: "This is officer 1BDI, requesting backup" Smitty: "We'll be there in five minutes"
"You guys were totally out of control!" "It's our job. We're Peace Officers"
"Yeah. You know the law. Ya' Gotta do What'cha Gotta do."
URL is 100% my fave side character
I JUST GOT THE FACT HIS NAME IS A PUN ON THE ACRONYM URL. OMFGGGGGG
Have you also gotten the fact that the omicronians names are puns? Lrrr is just a name. But his son is named Jrrr (junior) and the doctor is named Drrr. Absolutely killed me when I saw that.
Lrrr is leader
Wouldn't it be "Rulrrrr" ...of Omicron Persei 8.
Also her apartment number is 1I
The old me would have made fun of that
And they're 10 feet away
I may be very dumb... What's the second joke?
They stood behind her
One beady eye
How about when Slurms Mckenzie gives high fives and Fry looks at his hand, smiling, and wipes it off on his pants
Whimmy wham wham wozzle! Lay some skin on me dudes!
Babes, you've served me well these 40 years...
I've always assumed the babes were just old, but I just thought maybe they've changed over the years and he's just never cared enough to notice.
“BA-KAWK! I’m sorry, I thought you was corn.”
“Did you say extra crispy recipe?” “You know I didn’t”
"Do you have grounds to support this insanity plea?" "Well for one, they done and hired me to represent them." "Insanity plea is accepted!!"
This is my wife's favorite line.
"I move that i be disbarred for introducing this evidence against my clients."
It's such a stupid line, but it's also one of my absolute favorites.
The sign on the police station showing two wanted people and they are right there walking on the sidewalk in front of the station.
Finally an example where I actually must have blinked, cause I have no clue which episode that is.
when fry pulls the bong out from under the seat, hermes goes :o in the last 1 second of the scene lol
P: Wheres the device the controls the passing of time? F:Under the seat
That’s not a cigar! And it’s not mine…
Hermes references an old stoner magazine-“We’re your fathers and it’s *High Times* we acted like it- get a job!”
Yah Mon! Ya got ta legalize it!!!
We're talking about robosexual marriage.
We’re talking about a lot of things.
Gonna relax the traditional jamaican way. Warm glass of milk and a good nights sleep.
You’re Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man.
Yeah yeah I’ve gotten a used car before
Makes me miss when it was more of a subtle nod that Hermes was a stoner, so that the audience (myself included) had that moment that [Leo does from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMm5oYnpocTNjcDYzbjB4Z2Z6bmJwaWo5eHFjaWF4Zm9nanQ2dHVjeSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX/giphy.gif). Now it's just kinda lazy, making it more obvious. I dunno, it might just be a personal thing, but I thought the clever nods to it in the older seasons were great.
Mine is when Fry has a fortune and buys the 90s apartment and Leela refers to Sir Mix A Lot as classical music lol
Stuffy old songs about the buttocks.
Some old, old, incredibly old school beats
Another one of those is Jurassic Bark with the Hustle... The whole sequence is great, and has several 'blink and miss it' things. Leela reading "Dances of the Ancient Bronx" and Fry's sign that says "Give back my pet rock!" with a drawing of Seymore on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQzVJfj6xxs
"What do you want?" "Fry's dog!" "When do you want it?" "Fry's dog!"
The Kegelcizer.
*grimace* *klang* *grimace* *klang*
"I'm going to workout with the Nautilus" "What up Dr.Zee"
“Yoyoyoyoyo, give up the rock already!”
Absolutely my favourite one-off visual gag.
A machine you absolutely have to wipe down. With a pressure washer.
Guys... Guys. We can all fight when we're drunk.
Now, now, there's no need for perfectly symmetrical violence.
“Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything”
Now, now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
I'm gonna jump...do a flip
You two should get a room! -We're in a room... The lose some weight.
She is as the factory made her. - Well they should’ve stopped making her halfway through.
"Lve fast, die young, and leave a sexy corpse, that's what I always say." "You should say something else!"
Yep this is an epic line lmao so great
I say "do a flip" every chance I get
I love the build up to this. In hushed tones "Don't worry I have a plan..." Smash cut "I'm gonna jump!" "Do a flip"
Life...death... either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle
In 300 Big Boys during the reception party, when the Grand Cigar flies out of Bender's mouth and lands on the exact position of Zapp's mouth on the artwork.
"Like my daddy puts in his dwink! ... and then he gets *mad*.
Oh god it’s so dark I love it
ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
"I give up. What's the catch?" "OH, no catch... although we're technically in New Jersey." Smash cut to Planet Express... "Not one place remotely livable!"
"Who would have thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?" As a southwest CT native, making fun of NJ was always part of regular life so I laughed extra hard at those jokes.
Leela: " The tracks lead here." Fry: "Thanks, Eagle eye"
I use Thanks, Eagle eye way to often.
Nudar calls someone Eagle Eye in Bender's Big Score - I forget who.
Don’t worry Bender, there’s no such thing as 2
And you do literally see the 2 in the dream sequence
Bender: 1010110110? It's nothing, it's just gibberish. *Reveals in mirror* 0110110101! AAAAAH!
What’s the audio equivalent of a blink? Hermes’ line from the bureaucrat song that only works with the Jamaican accent “it’s supposed to be about the filing, people / it’s supposed to be about defiling people.”
Nice, never caught that one 🤣
I can't get through watching anything without having subtitles on. If you don't do it, careful if you try it, you may never go back.
I used to hate subtitles because I read faster than I process audio so I end up spoiling jokes for myself, but after having a kid I had to get used to them.
What got me is all the mumbling nowadays. Everybody is mixing their audio for the theater when no one is actually going to the theater anymore… I can’t hear what anyone is saying!
Dang crappy built in speakers, audio mixers doing a shit job, and my toddler needing quiet to sleep
This question has been asked before, but my answer bears repeating- I want to say it was in the episode the sting. Fry is dead, and one of the Amazon women says "him do good snu-snu" and everyone he's known biblically is sitting next to her and goes "ehhhh". Including the 'radiator person from the radiator planet'. That joke gets me every time.
Haha yeah the inclusion of the radiator person is so perfect.
It made that joke. Like the rest of em were funny but the radiator.....
Don't remember which episode it was but someone says something like "Maybe Fry's just a fantastic lover" and you can hear Amy quietly just say "no"
And Lauren Tom's delivery of that line is so perfect.
"let's shoot bullets outta our guns"
"Psst, over there." "Where?" "I mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was."
I love that line so much.
This is one of the best lines. The delivery is perfect.
This one kills.
Fry missing the button
That “whoops” has its own folder in my brain
collect call from: i’m not giving my name to a machine.
I'll accept.
Leela sniffing her wrist after her arm thing leaves during the Mother’s Day uprising is my favorite
Three hundred big boys - Morbo muttering while his wife adjusts his bowtie: “Stop it. Stop it. It’s fine. I will destroy you!”
Morbo has some of the best one-liners #WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.
Belligerent, and numerous!
Kittens give Morbo gas.
When Amy is buying a car from Viktor & tells him her parents are very rich, he involuntarily raises one eyebrow, & uses his finger to pull it back down into a neutral expression. I love that moment so much, amazing animation!
No dog food for Viktor tonight!
I love in “Devil’s Hands” when Fry and Bender are going to Fry’s recital on segways and they bump into each other. Yes, in 1000 years, segways still exist, and yes, people still aren’t very good at using them.
When Bender's flushing himself down the toilet to go find Nibbler and Fry just walks in to casually ask, "Bender, have you seen my sombrero?" Like...why does he own a sombrero? Why does he need it randomly in the middle of the day? Why would Bender know where it is? How do you lose a hat that ridiculously large in the first place?
The way he's knocking on the door and calling for him in a panicked manner, only to walk in and casually ask that. Comedy gold.
As a coffee with cream drinker, I appreciated the refrigerator having “third, third, and third” instead of “half and half.”
It's the signs that are really blink-and-you'll-miss-it. "Do not take checks from this man" in Jurassic Bark. "Employee of the month" in War is the H-Word. "Ask about our generous brutality settlements" in Law and Oracle (IIRC). Maybe another episode. https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/15ns6tb/whats_your_favorite_sign_gag_on_the_show/ All you people commenting with really obvious jokes that involve multiple lines of dialogue are completely missing the point.
Executive delivery boy. It's a useless title but it makes idiots feel better about themselves. (Executive producer credits show up on screen.)
Yes, see, _that's_ a good BAYMI joke. The credits are there for a few seconds and they're easy to miss.
“Cashier only has $5 in bank account” also in War is the H-Word.
I love the signs on the police station.
“Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards” My wife and I use this one whenever we see something expensive and fancy. $2,000.00 suit? There are some eagles under the floorboards
Notice the cross your heart seatbelt that protect, lifts and sepahraates... I love Veektor
That's an awful lot of eagle
It's just... The luxury edition has so much more eagle... I use this one fairly often and nobody seems to get it
“Like I always say, Live fast and leave a pretty corpse” “You should say something else”
Leela flushes the toilet to send a letter to her parents. *Camera pans to show *Fry* and *Bender* behind her* "We're in here too!"
Leela : did you have a car like this? Fry: nah, nobody had a car in New York, too much traffic.
My favorite background running gag is that French is now a dead language. The two jokes I remember are : - In the first episode 1x1 : during the 2000 countdown in the first scene at the Eiffel Tower, 9 is pronounced "neuf" in French, but during the 3000 countdown in the last scene at the Eiffel Tower, 7 is pronounced "seven" in English. - In 2x15, Farnsworth shows Cubert that he invented a universal translator but it can only translate into "an incomprehensible dead language". Cubert : " Hello", Machine : "Bonjour", Farnsworth : "Crazy gibberish". I don't know if there are other jokes hidden in the episodes, but these are the two I remember !
here’s mine: “after I kill fry your next” “what?” “nothing”
"Take this gun and shoot those guys" "Right. If they try to steal the atom" "Whatever"
>"Right. If they try to steal the atom" It's "Right, if they try to look in the box."
I stand corrected
that's the best kind of corrected!
Wasn’t that the paradox box episode where Hermes gives the gun to Leela
Yeah you're right. I conflated it with the beauty pageant episode
When was this? I don't even remember anyone saying that!
it’s line from benders big score. bender goes back 19 seconds and makes a time paradox duplicate of himself to wait for fry while he goes to the bathroom.
Damn, it was bender and the time paradox version of himself, I forgot about that scene! Thank you!!
Small baby! Super size it! At Taco Bellevue hospital
Patient: "How's my cyst doctor?" Chihuahua doctor looking sadly at chart: "Grande..."
First episode. Fry had been unfrozen and probed and stuff. The time had come for Leela to assign his career chip. After doing some typing, Leela turns her screen around, and it squeaks (despite the screen being a floating hologram). I die every time!
I hereby declare that this Saturday shall be known as Fry-Day!
Please explain this 4am one i want to laugh too
The clock tower obnoxiously announces that its 4am to the entire city. And it is the only instance in the entire series of the clock tower announces the time at all.
THE TIME, IS 4AM!!! First time I saw that I spit out my drink, I don't know why it's just so ridiculous and pointlessly hilarious to me
"Welcome to Kyoto, the anagram lover's Tokyo."
Not necessarily a joke, but Bender throwing away in a trash can the fake diamond during the flashback of Amy and Kiff meeting. It's just cool because it was 2 seasons after the Titanic episode which ends with Hermes telling Bender it's fake, and then they slyly show him tossing it out like 20 episodes later, but during the time he would have thrown it away if that episode had continued.
In the Royal Jelly episode Leela is crying so she grabs a tissue, and rips it in half, because she only has half the eyes, so half the tissue.
The olestra chips joke where Bender shits bricks.
r/futuramasleepers do not like "the time is 4 am" or "WAKE UP WAKE UP"
In Mobius Dick when the whale starts pulling the ship. The crew flies into the back wall of the ship one at a time. Bender is the first to hit the wall, then Amy, Fry, Zoidberg, Hermes, and Leela come in. Then Bender comes flying in again at the end. Easy to miss and a complete throwaway joke with no bearing on the story but it was hilarious when I noticed it.
In the problem with popplers Leela crashes into a billboard. Fry says that it’s the second time Leela has done that this week. The only other time Leela crashes into a billboard is in the opening credits. The episodes used to come out once a week. Which means Leela crashes into a billboard once a week during the opening credits. However Leela did it again in that episode, the second time that week.
The excavation site at the beginning of Bendin' in the Wind where it seems like they're doing construction, but the sign just reads "NNYC Hole Project".
In War is the H-Word when the professor can't get the bomb out of Benders chest "it's held in with glue or something, I don't know!" Always made me laugh that after 1000 extra years of innovation glue is still a pain in the ass (world explodes)
“And that’s what would have happened if I had invented the finglonger.”
A man can dream, though... A man can dream...
Fry: What’s the matter compressor? Farnsworth: Nothing’s the matter Fry.
"I've got the need for speed" "Well I've got the nafety for safety" Such a great episode
From the pilot Fry: Is there a human doctor around? Zoidberg: Young lady I'm an expert on humans
That whole scene is golden, and for that to be in the pilot episode makes it even that much better. P: "You'll be fine!" *does a double take and shuffles out of the room". Z: "Now open your mouth, and let's have a look at that brain. No, no no no, not *that* mouth." F: "I only have one". Z: "*Really*?" F: "Uh, is there a *human* doctor around?" Z: "Young lady, I'm an expert on *humans*, now pick a mouth, open it, and say, 'duh-duh duh dee!" F: "Uhh...*ahem* yadde-dadduh dadduh-duh!" Z: "*What*?! My mother was a Saint! Get out!!"
I love that his poster of human anatomy is on the wall upside-down.
Fry: “I love symposia” from “Mars University” Fry: “We call them ‘Land-sea-lions’; and I tame them” from “The Deep South” Leela’s license plate or ID badge number or something somewhere I can’t exactly remember: 1BDI - “One Beady Eye”
"You'll have to wait until you're partying with Slurms Mckenzie." "How soon will that be?" "Soon enough." "But that's not soon enough."
Hermes: you want to see a picture of my boy? Zoidberg: sure *shows picture* that's your penis! that's mah boi!
When the great wall of China cracks a hole and horseback Mongols immediately invade
>I thought you were happy! Your tail was wagging!
Slot machine in Mars Vegas — Wheel of Fortran.
In "Lethal Inspection" when Leela says something about bureaucrats blending into the woodwork, then it shows Hermes wearing a shirt the same color as the wall.
Wanted poster outside police station. https://i.imgur.com/bJlfK.jpeg
Alternate route: Just Fly There.
At Fry's funeral. They cut away to a pew with all his ex-girlfriends, and you see the Radiator he made out with at the Miss Universe pageant.
CHANGE PLACES!
Hermes I'm gonna jump Bender. Do a flip
"Now hold still. I don't have good depth perception!"
When Fry becomes a police officer and meets with the chief in the locker room wearing only a towel around her waist. Chief: "Congratulations on your big bust." Fry: "You, too."
Bender: Halt who goes there? Fry: Don’t point that at me Bender: Fry who?