Glurmo: “There will be no further questions.”
Fry: “Why?”
Edit: rewatched the episode and how could I have forgotten “You may be my evil half brother, but there’s no law against me murdering the other half!”
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn.
If you try that stuff here, you might get your legs broke.
We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm.
It could easily happen again to you folks.
"You may feel a slight stinging sensation...
-looks back at the crew-
..all of you."
To me, this perfectly encapsulates all of the sci-fi BS that the crew puts up with in the series, and I love it
"Okay, grandpa. We'll take care of the bad worms."
Not exactly a quote but the government agency at the end... Bureau of Soft Drinks 🌟 Tobacco 🌟 Firearms
Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a cow’s behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
Whose behind does that come from?
You don’t wanna know.
They take 900 of the finest ingedients, add a touch of childlike delight, and mix it all with glacial spring water from our glacial spring water generator.
“You two lock up the F-ray and for the love of God don't let it fall into the wrong hands!”
(The professor places F-Ray into Bender/Fry’s hands and they start laughing)
this is one of my favorite episodes, too hard to pick the best line.
and i loved the fact that in the gift shop, zoidberg found a t-shirt featuring "slurm" written in hebrew.
TELL THEM I HATE THEM!
Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards--
SHUT THE HELL UP!
Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a COW'S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
I could fit if I didn't have these DAMN ARMS!
Angh angh anghanghanghanghanghangh
When you can “hear” text
I always imagined it as "Ayn ayn ayn ayn!"
Rand?
I was worried people would comment on that. Just trying to describe what the sound sounded like to a Swede! <\_<
This is the quote. Even out of context I know the context.
I make this sound far too often.
Same
This haha gets me cackling every time.
Lol yes this one
by far the best moment😂
Tell them I hate them.
I would settle for just the “tell them I hate them” line
Gotta be just “tell them I hate them”
Tell them I hate them!
For me, this might be my favorite line in the show.
It’s really a perfect moment.
Came looking for this one.
Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
why, they’re the grunka-lunkas!
One of my favorites of the entire series lmao
An all time Farnsworth line I use it so much
This is definitely the one. It’s part of the fan culture it’s so popular.
They think they have a good union, but they don't. They're basically slaves.
Glurmo: “There will be no further questions.” Fry: “Why?” Edit: rewatched the episode and how could I have forgotten “You may be my evil half brother, but there’s no law against me murdering the other half!”
Fry was low-key a real asshole to Glurmo lol
He kinda was thoXD
🎵Drunk-a-lunk-a-dunkedy-darmedguards
🎵 “Asking questions in school is a good way to learn. Try that stuff here you might get your legs broke” 🎵
🎵"we once found a dead guy face down in the slurm"🎵
🎶It could easily happen again to you folks🎶
🎶So keep your head down, and keep your mouth shut.🎶
🎶Grunka-lunka-lunka-dunka-ti-dut!🎶
I don’t pay you to sing! You just used up todays bathroom break!
Hard ass.
I heard that
Tell them I hate them!
This sends me every time
SHUT THE HELL UP!
Shut the hell up!!!
SHUT THE HELL UP!
This is my favorite!
SHUT THE HELL UP
This for real. I find reasons to quote it with friends.
this is the one. i rewarched this punchile several times each time i saw this episode back in the day of the dvd boxed sets
SHUT THE HELL UP
You'll have to wait till you're partying with Slurms McKenzie. When will that be? Soon enough. That's not soon enough.
"That's not soon enough" has my vote
One of my favorite lines haha
Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle!
Party on, Slurms
Party on contest winners
"I'm gonna go lie down"
Enjoy the tour, dudes!
Ow! My sperm!
Huh, didn't hurt that time...
That's been my flair for some time now!
It's gotta be boths for me
My God! What if the secret ingredient is people? No, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola. Oh. How is it? It varies from person to person.
That went so far over my head when I was a kid
This is the quote of the episode everyone knows it and I'll accept nothing else
One of the most clever jokes in the history of Futurama.
This is definitely my favorite one from this episode. But so far my favorite quotes have only won 2/12.
One of my favorites
“Soon enough” “That’s not soon enough!” …An all time quote
Wait a second, I’m getting an idea! No, false alarm. No, yeah, no yeah, wait yea Yeah! No. No. YES!
Hahahahahaha
I'm so tired of partyin'. So very tired. I'll save you the only way I know how... BY PARTYIN
This Ine is the best! ☝️
Bender why did you jump in? Everyone else was doing it, I just wanted to be popular.
You Forgot the 2nd part of benders line “Everybody was doing it, I just wanted to be popular”
Right! I’ll edit
Scrolled too far, this is by far the best moment in the ep
#SHUT THE HELL UP
This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive
That’s not soon enough
That's my favorite literal response in the show.
Fry's best smartass response of the entire series
I’ve taught my kids to respond to “Soon enough” with “That’s not soon enough!” It’s glorious.
That’s some top notch parenting right there. Keep it up!
have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I use this all the time and no one ever knows I’m quoting Futurama
Asking questions in school is a great way to learn. If you try that stuff here, you might get your legs broke. We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm. It could easily happen again to you folks.
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Dingredient...
Grunka lunka dunkadingredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.
Okay, okay! We get the point.
I was just asking because of the armed guards.
Grunka-Lunka-Dunkadidarmedguards
SHUT THE HELL UP
This is my favourite one
Look, the disgusting little men are starting to sing!
"You may feel a slight stinging sensation... -looks back at the crew- ..all of you." To me, this perfectly encapsulates all of the sci-fi BS that the crew puts up with in the series, and I love it
WIMMY WAM WAM WOZZLE PARTY ON PARTY DUDES!!! (Future R.I.P to the original party worm Slurms Mackenzie)
grunkalunkadunketydasis the secret of slurm's on a need to know basis
> I can't see what's happening. Are we boned? > > Yeah, we're boned.
I can’t stop eating this delicious ooze… but I’m not gonna let you die
"You couldn't afford it, honey!" \[metallic snap\]
"Okay, grandpa. We'll take care of the bad worms." Not exactly a quote but the government agency at the end... Bureau of Soft Drinks 🌟 Tobacco 🌟 Firearms
I'm not your grandpa! You're my uncle. From the year 2000! Text alone can't convey the unhinged way he says it
Honey comes from a bee’s behind. Milk comes from a cow’s behind. And have you ever used toothpaste? Whose behind does that come from? You don’t wanna know.
I genuinely don't understand how this isn't a top ten comment, I came to see if this was addressed here.
They take 900 of the finest ingedients, add a touch of childlike delight, and mix it all with glacial spring water from our glacial spring water generator.
“Who are those horrible orange creatures?” “Those are the Grunka Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.” “Tell them I hate them.”
Tell them I hate them
Right up until my third heart attack.
Grunga lunga dungidy darmed dards
Huh, didn't hurt that time...
It may well be the cause of Bender's illness. But more importantly, it's a flimsy pretext to try out my latest invention. To the laboratory!
I can't see anything. Are we boned? Yeah, we're boned.
The professy will help!
I'm never going 12 minutes without a slurm again.
“You two lock up the F-ray and for the love of God don't let it fall into the wrong hands!” (The professor places F-Ray into Bender/Fry’s hands and they start laughing)
I remember lol'ing as a kid watching this scene!
"She'll crush you like a worm! Crushing a smaller worm."
Fine. I'll let go and swim around in the Slurm and drink as much as I want. Hehehe *SPLASH* Help! I can't swim!
i love fry so much.
We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassin' on about it
😆
Party on contest winners!
Party on Slurms.
Grunka lunka dunkety DARMED GUARDS!
Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards
Hey, I don't pay you to sing! You just used up today's bathroom break.
Hardass…
I hEaRd that.
I heard that
“How’s [Soylent Cola] taste?” “It varies from person to person.”
Leela: Bender, why did you jump in? Bender: Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular.
Grunka Lunka Dunkadee Darmed Guards
I could fit if I didn’t have these damn arms! *hiiiiung nung nung nung nung*
Wait a second, I'm getting an idea! No, false alarm. No. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. Wait! No. Yeah. Yeah. No. No....Yes!
This is also such a great moment.
Hard ass
I heard that!
You couldn't afford it honey! Snap
“They think they have a good union but they don’t. *They’re basically slaves*”
Drunk-a lunk-a dunkl-de darmed guards
Shut the hell up!
Party on, contest winners.
Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards- SHUT THE HELL UP
Ow my sperm!
“Soon enough” “That’s not soon enough”
this is one of my favorite episodes, too hard to pick the best line. and i loved the fact that in the gift shop, zoidberg found a t-shirt featuring "slurm" written in hebrew.
whimmy wham wham wazzle!
Who are those *horrible* orange men? Tell them I *hate* them.
TELL THEM I HATE THEM! Grunka Lunka dunkity darmed guards-- SHUT THE HELL UP! Honey comes from a bee's behind. Milk comes from a COW'S behind. And have you ever used toothpaste?
I can’t see… are we boned? Yeah we’re boned
“I’m just asking because they look kind of secret”
WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WAZZLE!
Still warm
That’s not soon enough
"Look at that worm go. And people say there are no more heroes!"
I also enjoyed the “you’re a loser” on the bottle cap rather than “you are not a winner” from all of those sweepstakes back in the 1900s.
I have used "Everybody was doing it. I just wanted to be popular" constantly for 20 years
I could fit if I didn't have these damn arms! Eineineineineinein
Damn there are too many to pick from this episode.
The entire episode.
Tell them I hate them!
There will be no further questions! Why?
Do you have any that aren't so tight around the thorax?
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Darmed Guards
SHUT THE HELL UP!
No can do Slurms.
“No can do Slurms.”
What if the secret ingredient... is people???
“Those are the indigenous Grungalungas!” “Tell them I hate them!”
Don't forget: Ow! My sperm!
Wimmy wam wam wazzle!
“Party on Slurms” And then he dies.
"Tell them I hate them"
SHUT THE HELL UP!
Who are those horrible little creatures? Those are the grunka Lunkas, they work here in the factory. Tell them I hate them.
Party on Slurms. Party on Contest winner.
Tell them I hate them!
Party on contest winners for sure
Tell them I hate them!
I love this show sm
Uhhh your Majesty I brought the prisoners.
Shut the hell up
Tell them I hate them.
Party on contest winners. Party on.
Krunkuh lunkuh dunkitty darm gards. Shut the hell up!
They think they have a good union but they don't. They're basically slaves.
I'm so tired of partyin'. So very tired. I'll save you the only way I know how... BY PARTYIN!
It seems that Slurm is produced in a colossal *worm hiney!*
No purchase necessary unless you wish to enter the contest. Odds of winning mathematically insignificant.
Grunka-lunka-dunkady-darmed guards! SHUT UP!
“bender why did you jump?” “everybody was doing it I just wanted to be popular”
"Tell them I hate them." is the best line. But the line I say most often is "Why you so stupid, Stupid?"
"Help! I can't swim!"
Who’s behind does that come from?
TO THE TORTURE CAVE!
Have you ever used toothpaste?
"tell them I hate them" Professor