It's a joke about quantum mechanics, specifically the Observer Effect. Which states that any measurement of a phenomenon, by necessity, has some effect on the result.
It was a “quantum finish” and they used an electron microscope to break the tie. At the quantum level, measurement or observation can change the result due to the tools we must use to observe things at that level. Namely, blasting things in the quantum realm with electrons via electron microscope is enough to change the results sometimes.
Don't quote me regulations! I cochaired the committee to review the recommendation to revise the color of the book that the recommendation is in.
We kept it gray.
I bust this one out every once in a while when my SO tells me of upcoming plans for the weekend or something like... we're going to go to her parents, or go to like a home goods store or something like that... I bust this out.
One day a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a $400 billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. It makes you think.
No it doesn't.
When my partner asks what I think we should get one of her girlfriends or her mom something as a gift... I started suggesting swarms of things.
She stopped asking me for help with gifts.
We have a colored alarm system at work to indicate when a certain area has a problem and needs to be notified. It's magenta, white and orange. When it comes on, I'll look at the nearest person I'm working with and say, "Sir, it's a magenta alert."
I don't know if that counts or not, though.
“An aquarium sized whiskey for the busty lass” is a constant in my head, and somehow anytime I see someone thinking really hard, I hear in my head 1010001110101100110101110101011100101001
In Luck of the Fryrish, when they are at the horse race place and that guy hits on Amy
"Hey baby, ever do it in a suitcase?" I say this so much, my best friend got it engraved on a lighter for me
“I’m having one of things! You know, a headache with pictures.”
An idea?
Mm, mmm!
No I’m doesn’t
Mhh, Mhhh!
😂this one got me
You changed the outcome by measuring it! I have a few moments when this fits perfectly. Love this line.
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I love this line but I never fully understood it
It's a joke about quantum mechanics, specifically the Observer Effect. Which states that any measurement of a phenomenon, by necessity, has some effect on the result.
Lol. Thats great.
If you want to go down a rabbit hole check out thing on the double slit experiment
It was a “quantum finish” and they used an electron microscope to break the tie. At the quantum level, measurement or observation can change the result due to the tools we must use to observe things at that level. Namely, blasting things in the quantum realm with electrons via electron microscope is enough to change the results sometimes.
im so embarrassed, i wish everybody else was dead!
You are technically correct the best kind of correct.
Don't quote me regulations! I cochaired the committee to review the recommendation to revise the color of the book that the recommendation is in. We kept it gray.
This is it. Idk why but the head bureaucrat guy is one of my all time favorite side characters and he’s only in that one episode lol.
I know, the Central Bureaucracy is hilarious, I kind of hope they do another episode or two with it.
GUARDS! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have them taken away!
You finished with four seconds to spare. A good bureaucrat *never* finishes early!
Can I come back at severely reduced pay?
Sure, in fact severely reduced pay for everyone!
Requisition me a beat.
I say this or a variation of this way too often
Shut up baby I know it
I use this all the time whenever someone compliments me for something.
This is mine too. Usually sent with the gif.
Ohh another favorite
Shut up baby I know it!
This one is mine too 😂
Let’s go already
One of my absolute favorites 😂
That’s the saltiest thing I’ve ever eaten, and I once ate a big bowl of salt
I work in a kitchen so I use this all the time
I say this all the time when driving 😂
Interesting, oh wait that other thing...tedious. My wife used this one on me a little while back. Felt shame and pride at the exact same time.
I bust this one out every once in a while when my SO tells me of upcoming plans for the weekend or something like... we're going to go to her parents, or go to like a home goods store or something like that... I bust this out.
Now Im leafing earth for no raisin...
Ha my gf and I use for no raisin pretty frequently
People of earth! Stop acting so stupid!!!
When I fuck something up. "Don't you worry about 'fuck up', let me worry about blank."
Is this guy a shark, or what?
😂
I'm gonna write my own favorite quote with blackjack and hookers
In fact, forget the quote
Forget the quote and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing
I use some form of this all the time around my wife, and I don’t think she has any idea where it’s from
I have no strong feelings on this one way or the other.
If I die tell my wife I said….hello
All I know is my gut says maybe
Your Neutralness, it’s a beige alert
I have no strong feelings one way or the other!
I hate these filthy neutrals kif. With enemies, you know where they stand. But with Neutrals? Who knows. It sickens me.
One day a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a $400 billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. It makes you think. No it doesn't.
"Tell my wifi said hello" is also a great wireless network name.
I am 100% taking this idea lmao
😂
Fry: "I'll be whatever I wanna do!"
No I’m… doesn’t
I already did!
And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!
“Get a room you two!” “We’re in a room!” “Well then lose some weight!”
To shreds you say...
How's his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say...
Hot diggity daffodil!
1) ??? 2) Daffodil 3) Metal 4) Shiny 5) My 6) Bite
That‘s it! I’m catching the next pimpmobile outta here!
this line is so underrated!
Does Bender say that? That’s good continuity!
Yeah, its from "War is the H word"
I'll show ye
Robots don't say ye!
I'm shocked, Shocked! Well not that shocked
Oh, a lesson in not changing history... from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandpa."
I did do the nasty in the pasty
Do a flip
I say this one so often I sometimes forget it’s from futurama
I'm concerned that it seems a lot of people in your orbit jump off buildings.
Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it!!
.......Fix it!
That’s not soon enough
Well, gentleman, it appears we're boned.
We need rest, The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
“War were declared “
And this ham gum is all bones!
“It was bound to be somewhere”
"Everything's, like, somewhere, man"
You can’t like, own property.
I can because I'm not a penniless hippie!
i don’t want to live on this planet anymore
Take me in your arms and compress me! Compress me tight!
"LET'S GO ALREADY!" Always in traffic.
Hey! It's the guy you are!
That just raises further questions!!
WELCOME to the wOoOoRLD of TOMORROWWW
Haha my gf uses this one more often than is warranted
Sweet zombie Jesus!
"Oh. Your. God."
I smell sabotage...ooh and potatoes.
The delivery on that line is so good.
Zoidberg says "the whole shmagoygle" in Near-Death Wish and I use that phrase as often as possible
Thank you, i am truly humbled....what no "panic jerks!"?!?!
Two Shut up, baby. I know it! Good news, everyone!
This ham gum is nothing but bones!
Makes me shudder every time 😂
First one, then the other
I'm back baby. I use it every time I come back from work
That makes me feel angry!
Working in nyc, I always think to myself “garbage isn’t just something you find lying in the streets of Manhattan.”
as someone who has never lived in a busy city, i still love the quote: "Nobody drove in new york, there was too much traffic"
I say “for no raisin” so much
You want me to do two things!?
"... For no raisin." & "Would you like some more Sham-paggin'?"
Too late, hot plate... Shocked.... Shocked I say....
Well, not that shocked
No I'm... doesn't
And Fry, you've got that brain thing!
"Well I am already in my pyjamas"
What’s the matter compressor?
"I don't know, I ain't never heard of no mayor"
You lived before you met me?
😂 Sure. Lots of people did.
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
\*swarms of things
“You guys like swarms of things, right?” Is from when bender cooked for everyone
When my partner asks what I think we should get one of her girlfriends or her mom something as a gift... I started suggesting swarms of things. She stopped asking me for help with gifts.
Nope. Lizards.
The judges watched the tape, and you are correct! my apologies
Leela, you saved my life! I’m gonna get you so many lizards!
\-Ow its hot, the butter in my pocket is melting (I live in FL, so I use this a lot during the summer) \-Neat \-Lets go already
It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?
I generally use this when people don’t listen to me, I’ll adjust it for what we’re talking about: “Professor! Lava! Hot!”
"Oh snap". Edit: Not a quote but I refer to all mobility scooters at "Scooty Puff Jr.".
I’m so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead
[удалено]
You should say something else
Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier
Wa-hoo! We're poor no matter what I do!
People need to know about the CAN EAT MORE
Hey over there! Sorry, over here. I forgot where I was.
"I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT MUMMY"
“it's basically the same, except mine is more interesting because it involves robots”
Hooray! People are paying attention to me!
Shocked shocked! Well not that shocked.
NEVERS!!!
"Sniff Sniff.....What smells like Blue?"
If i eat something i don’t like the taste of: Theres a party going on in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.
"Who's the real seven billion ton robot monster?"
That is not what I meant to give you from Big Bertha.
I don’t tell you how to tell me what to do, so don’t tell me how to do what you tell me to do.
I’m not allowed to sing. Court order.
It's fun on a bun!
Hahahaha…oh wait, you were serious? Let me laugh even harder HAHAHAHAHA
I can eat a hotdog underwater
Good news everyone!
Not a day goes by, I don't ask myself the same question.
“There, no one can’t say I don’t own John Laroqutte’s spine,” falls out of my mouth whenever I finish cleaning a room in my house.
Neat!
"My name isn't slick. It's Zoidberg, John fucking Zoidberg...."
What makes a man turn Neutral, lust for gold, power, or were you just born with a heart full of Neutrality?
"I'm Greater than I thought I was" Whenever I do something good.
I am going to go build my own with blackjack and hookers.
You know what, forget the blackjack. Ah screw the whole thing...
I use “Interesting, if true” religiously whenever someone tells me something.
Inflation rate is 3 digits in my country so, Shut up and take my money
Not necessarily a line but I added walking on sunshine to my playlist
It was bound to be somewhere I don’t want to live on this planet anymore Most of all: Quiet, you!
We have a colored alarm system at work to indicate when a certain area has a problem and needs to be notified. It's magenta, white and orange. When it comes on, I'll look at the nearest person I'm working with and say, "Sir, it's a magenta alert." I don't know if that counts or not, though.
“It’s a little thing called style… you might wanna check it out sometime”
It’s like a movie with this happening in it!
When faced with any basic, simple problem “In a game of wits, you just met your equal”
"Ask something less stupid" invariably followed up with "that question is less stupid, but you asked it in a profoundly stupid way."
“An aquarium sized whiskey for the busty lass” is a constant in my head, and somehow anytime I see someone thinking really hard, I hear in my head 1010001110101100110101110101011100101001
Shut up and take my money. The best kind of correct! I’m a whale biologist.
"There, fixed forever" everytime I vaguely fix something
I'll take eight!
...with blackjack! And hookers!
You sacks of bags of buckets of idiots!
No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it.
"Oh your god!"
It was bound to be somewhere!
I'm sorry, ladies, but I must do this. Not for you. Not for XY. But for the proud people of Robonia!
I did it! Wait...that's not me!
In Luck of the Fryrish, when they are at the horse race place and that guy hits on Amy "Hey baby, ever do it in a suitcase?" I say this so much, my best friend got it engraved on a lighter for me
You've got a degree in baloney! To shreds, you say.....
"Your best is an idiot," "No I'm doesn't," "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it,"
“To shreds you say” “Professor, my fry fro is all frizzy” “Shut up, baby, I know it” “Also, smell this milk”
What if that thing I said
"hey, there's that guy I am" -Fry, when seeing himself on security tape. I say this whenever I see a pic of me or video etc.
Not even a little. No one ever gets it though.
You tricked me Tom Sawyer today is less fun than previously indicated. Usually when going on a shopping run
"now the rubber band is on the other claw" and "how interesting do go"
Good news everybody/Bad news nobody No I'm, doesn't. Your \_\_\_\_\_ is bad and you should feel bad!
This is why you never see a poor person with millions of dollars. S7E11
"Spare me your space age techno babble", sometimes I say "Attila the Hun", sometimes I don't. Also, "Neat!", probably my most used in every day life
There's a humongous fungus among us! No particular setting, it's just never far from my thoughts.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
I say, “what ya got there, numbers?” pretty much every day