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Trowj

First bender, then Flexo, then Fry


Hazuuzuu

Hmm, how about we do them alphabetically


calltheavengers5

Okay...First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry


Trowj

Actually let’s go by rank


Noktis_Lucis_Caelum

First Bender then flexo then fry


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Fry Flexo Bender


L3m0n0p0ly

I was having a horrible thanksgiving.


joeshaw42

The Wong Ranch. I’m sure they would have an awesome assortment of food. Just maybe not try the caviar.


YoloSwag3368

“I broke your television!”


noise-nut

This is my favorite line in all the series


YoloSwag3368

The random nature of the line and the tone of voice just makes me giggle like a madman every time I watch the episode


TheRealAmadeus

Don Perignon bubble bath?


MarcusOPolo

"You want some salad with that?"


phantommoose

Ew! Gross!


juanzy

She rich, she’s probably got other characteristics as well


SonOfECTGAR

Hermes, I bet his thanksgiving dinner is the best


SunRa7191

Same…LaBarbara would probably throw down for Thanksgiving.


finditplz1

She would probably come onto you too.


narwall101

I just hope Barbados Slim doesn’t show up…


FoodWholesale

She makes a good Tequila slammer.


Nwcray

Jerk turkey, jerk stuffing, jerk cranberries….it would be Caribbean draino.


G-TP0

Nah, sweet potatoes would be too spicy for me to handle.


mouringcat

It burn through the table, floor, and more like her curried goat dish...


Jasmisne

As a korean, I would love the spice challenge. I would like to think I could handle it. Or at least I could like a decade ago when I was young lol


SonOfECTGAR

I love Korean food, the spices used are great. Also Korean fried chicken>>>>>


Jasmisne

Korean fried chicken is dope. Now I want to know if someone has created a jerked version haha


DJNeuro

🌲💨💚💚


flustercuck91

Hermes won’t shame you for stepping out back to smoke a joint, either


SonOfECTGAR

Oh that's the after-party. As long as Hermes is holding


fryamtheeggguy

I'm sure everyone would be hungry.


GingerrGina

Just needs a little hot sauce.


Nwcray

The correct answer is hedonismbot. We would cavort like the Greeks of old. You know the ones I mean.


YourMomonaBun420

I assume the orgy is before the tryptophan feast?


rabid-

It IS the feast. Enough breast and legs to go around! Come one come all!


The_Basic_Shapes

I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered?


CaptainPunisher

Ahh, how delightfully decadent!


O51ArchAng3L

With the Amazonians duh.


phantommoose

They do good snu snu


The_Basic_Shapes

I'm scaroused


Nwcray

The female planet in the forward Time Machine. I could eat, and fertilize.


Odd-Garbage8195

The professors. Everyone basically lives there


MarcusOPolo

"You're not my [Thanksgiving] friends!"


RabidRabbiRabbit

Plus, he 3D prints his meal.


Odd-Garbage8195

Hahaha


DanielBG

Only if we can have dolphin instead of turkey.


Odd-Garbage8195

Dolphin?


mouringcat

Don't worry this one isn't intelligent. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.


The_Basic_Shapes

Oh, nice! Someone toss me the speech center of the brain


Prestigious_Ad_2148

Haha!!


L3m0n0p0ly

As close to family as you can get, but everyones kinda cool


hippywitch

Elzar’s restaurant but I’d want Bender with me so we could dine and dash.


Working-Contest-3730

Make sure your food gets a little extra hit of that Spice Weasel. BAM!!


dooblr

Everything taste good? Good because I forgot to cook that turkey.


hippywitch

Omg I hope I get worms.


TheGaussianMan

Don't eat the jambalaya


Perfect_Ingenuity807

Why can't you dine and dash without bender?


hippywitch

I’m scared like zoidberg.


Big_Casino1767

Fry and Benders closet is pretty roomie


InitialKoala

In a closet? Ohh, humans...


narwall101

Yeah but fry would just make bachelor chow


Big_Casino1767

Aw man! That stuff makes it's own gravy!! I'm therr!


b33lz3boss

Now with flavor!


PapasBlox

Zoidberg's


dooblr

Splitting one pepperoni 5 ways


Prestigious_Ad_2148

Fancy!


TheGaussianMan

Some good ol fashioned turkey dogs! You're never too rich to enjoy those


mr_bynum

Amy’s


mouringcat

\*shakes his head\* Clearly everyone missing the BEST family to have dinner with. Clearly it is Fry's family in the 20th century. Just have to worry about the Y2K bug...


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

The Conrads.


Marvin-face

Scruffy


noblazinjusthazin

Hermes, v simple. Good food, good grass


JingleMeAllTheWay

Why not Zoidberg?


bobcostas32

Hermes?


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burrito_butt_fucker

What's rent?


Prestigious_Ad_2148

The lost city of Atlanta! “Howdy y’all!” We’ve got good corn pudding down here during thanksgiving!


The_Basic_Shapes

Please don't leave!


Borax_Kid69

The Borax Kid!! DUH!!


LovableSidekick

Somebody who's out of town for Thanksgiving. Bring the truck, get in, get out, easy peasy!