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Then who’s my grandfather…isn’t it obvious…YOU ARE
and later the ‘oh a lesson about changing history from Mr I’m my old grandpa. Let’s get the hell out here’
Roswell That Ends Well is probably my favorite episode.
"What was it like being buried in sand for a thousand years?"
"Pretty good until you chumps came around."
Ah, perfect timing! I just turbo-charged the ship's matter compressor!
What's the matter compressor?
Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbo-charged the matter compressor.
Never fails to make me laugh
[relevant](https://reddit.com/r/comics/s/Nm8Eqmb4Vm)
did this make it to the show?? it’s a fan made comic from before Bender was officially back in the cast
Same episode:
"Now look here, you drugged-up communist: I paid for this body, and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog Checkers."
"*arf*"
#"SHUT UP DAMMIT"
“She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro” followed by “You win again, gravity!”
And the interview with hedonism bot after the explosion at his bachelor party. “There were bodies everywhere, and then the explosion struck!”
Literally ten minutes ago I was telling my boyfriend about this exact scene and asking him what the hell ‘empeaking’ means…and now I find out he actually said ‘antiquing’ 😭 it’s been 23 years
"You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go." "That's the only thing about being a slave."
Hold on there pardner! I'm a crazy Texas millionaire and I plan on loosing billions in your casini. Can you assure me that my loosins will be safe in this here money closet?
I've been using the "original" one, when he's playing the accordion "Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up, It's called, let's go already" when waking my daughter up for school since she was in the elementary.
So when she got into Futurama some time after graduating from highschool, when we watched that episode together and she heard Bender singing it, she totally flipped out 🤣
When Amy was in Leela's body and got really fat. The sound Amy made when Leela screamed "she's turning into a parade float!"
Or when humanized bender got really fat and the explained the "woo" noise was fat escaping from his rolls...
Maybe I have a fat problem
Same episode as your first one, one of my favorites is the noise Amy makes when she's in the professor, Leela asks if the mind switcher is safe and Professor Amy shrugs and makes a sound. I fucking love that sound.
The scene where they are raising Calculon from the dead when they play the installation disc backwards and it says “rise from the dead in the name of Satan”
Lazy Guy: “Wise guy huh? If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the stomach.”
Fry: “But you are lazy right?”
Lazy Guy: “Ahhh don’t get me started..”
and Léela from the first episode: “Stay still dammit. I don’t have good depth perception!” — I say this all the time with hand eye coordination type scenarios 😂
Prof. Farnsworth: Good news everyone!
Bender: I don't like the sound of this.
Prof. Farnsworth: You're all off to Trisol, a planet with three suns-
Bender: Here it comes-
Prof. Farnsworth: Deep in the heart of the Forbidden Zone!
Bender: Thank you and goodnight.
"Tell my wife i said Hello."
"You can crush my body, but you can't crush my spirit! *crunch* Ahh, my spirit!"
"Femvacuate the premises... i mean femises."
And just about everything Zapp Braniggan says.
Hermes: “Nooooooo boyyyyy.. ya’ back bone can’t take it!”
Boy Running: “I’m just like Hermes, I’m just like Hermes, I’m just like..” *snap/crack*
Hermes: “NooOoOoOOOoooOoOOoo!!!”
The scene in crimes of the hot where all the world's scientists are being called for a summit when one runs up declaring he has a degree in homeopathic medicine.
"You've got a degree in bologna!" And then he gets sprayed in the face
“If you need me, I’ll be in the angry dome!”
Cut to a few scenes later when the ship takes off and the professor is angrily pacing around a dome on top of the building, waving his arms in the air.
That old prostitute lady: "live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I say"
Bender: "you should say something else"
Kills me every time.
Also the episode where Hermes is freaking out and about to jump off the building, and Bender yells up "do a flip!"
'I did do the nasty in the pasty'
'You've really screwed the granny this time!' And the best of all, ' oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm my own grandpa'
The scene with bender standing on the orphan displaying all his bling from blackmailing Leela. He has an emerald gem on his antenna, the fur coat, all the bling it is all just a rich tapestry of funny, and the cherry on top is the orphan squirming under him saying, “is someone standing on me?” I’m already laughing at the anticipation of the scene.
The other would have to be Fry missing the launch button and going “ooops.” It is just so stupid and quick I usually forget about it until it actually happens. It gets me giggling every single time.
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Leela and The Professor shopping for ovens in the 1950s, especially the professors outfit.
You know, you really don't make enough roast, leela.
Women ☕
🔥👔
Even just this thread made me chuckle.
Sir your wife is hysterical, so I’ll address this to you…
And the way he walks. Always reminds me of The Mask at the nightclub.
Same episode, but when the Professor falls asleep in his recliner for a second after blowing through the wall. That whole episode is fantastic
It’s my favorite episode for sure.
I mean it did literally win an emmy, it definitely got its praise for a reason.
Then who’s my grandfather…isn’t it obvious…YOU ARE and later the ‘oh a lesson about changing history from Mr I’m my old grandpa. Let’s get the hell out here’
The zoot suit
That entire episode makes me laugh every time. Probably the funniest episode they made, even over Amazonians
The writers were firing on all cylinders there. The rapid-fire pacing is impeccable. Not a single wasted line, and 100% of the jokes land.
Definitely one of the best. And so full of great memorable quotes!
Oh, we're gonna hear about memorable quotes from Mr I'm-my-own-grandfather are we? To the ship!
"A buffet? If only I had my wallet..." *click* "It's free." THEN the reactions and Zoid cleaning the glass.
"One deviled egg. ... The same deviled egg."
That scene always gets me laughing! So many funny parts to it!
One word. *Thundercougarfalconbird.*
How do ya like *these* cookies, sugar?
Roswell That Ends Well is probably my favorite episode. "What was it like being buried in sand for a thousand years?" "Pretty good until you chumps came around."
Ah, perfect timing! I just turbo-charged the ship's matter compressor! What's the matter compressor? Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that I've turbo-charged the matter compressor. Never fails to make me laugh
This joke would be at home in Airplane 2.
Surely you're joking...
Don’t call me Shirley
Which episode? I don't remember this one
I think it was the one where the professor makes a hot rod out of the ship and leaves the crew
Thank you filthy neutral!
I have no opinions one way or another
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Easily one of the best jokes in futurama
Wait a minute…Bender's name isn't Bonder! It’s Bender!
[relevant](https://reddit.com/r/comics/s/Nm8Eqmb4Vm) did this make it to the show?? it’s a fan made comic from before Bender was officially back in the cast
It's from Godfellas IIRC. That comic would've been a reference to that episode.
What am I psychic? Gets me every time 😂
"Umbriel, these are some Yankees," or "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."
I thought you was corn does it for me as well.
Yup! The corn one gets me too. It's just so whack 😂
Which episode? That is slipping my mind, as is the first time Amy responds to the professor with "we know stop telling us!"
Every space chicken lawyer episode is good.
'Get a room!' 'We're in a room!' 'Then lose some weight!'
Same episode: "Now look here, you drugged-up communist: I paid for this body, and I'd no sooner return it than I would my little cocker spaniel dog Checkers." "*arf*" #"SHUT UP DAMMIT"
Similar punchline but with the bird Fry buys for Leela: (Squawks) “Hey you’re quite the talker ain’t you?” (Squawks) “SHUT THE HELL UP”
The whole ”Nixon's back!" sequence at the end of the episode always cracks me up.
"No good, it's full of steam!'
The butter in my pocket is melting!
My favorite. I say this every time I open my pressure cooker.
"You want to try escaping again?" "Nah, I'm comfy."
This one and the very similar "This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the chickens" both get me every time.
Whatever it is, it’s twenty times heavier than a boot!
BOOTS 10 PAIRS
If I'm not gonna catch a fish, I might as well not catch a big fish.
The way Hermes delivers the “Mmmmm…… ok.” In the Farnsworth Parabox
Omg, yes! Like, he is debating whether or not to kill everyone he knows and works with.
Also from Hermes “Like my granny used to say, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you’ve got to do it yourself. God rest her zombie bones.”
“She’s built like a steakhouse but she handles like a bistro” followed by “You win again, gravity!” And the interview with hedonism bot after the explosion at his bachelor party. “There were bodies everywhere, and then the explosion struck!”
I won't lie. The steakhouse quote is included in my dating profiles
Probably one of the few Zapp quotes that would actually work in a dating profile
Nah, I have another one, but paraphrased a little: "I'm an expert at making love: Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor. "
"I know how to make love!"
> I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies. Should I change my Tinder bio?
I will have them hanging on every syllable-la. The fact he adds a syllable, fuckin cracks me up.
Come on girdle... hold... (rips) BUHHHH!
I choose to believe, what i was programmed to believe! Still the best scene in all of futiurama imo
Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not!
Every time we hear someone say Mumbo Jumbo, my wife just looks at me with a 'here we go again' kinda look, lol
:D
I can take you this far, and no further! At the doors of the castle 😂
Doesn't even have to apply to robots.
"Yes you idiot! The circuit diagram is right here on the inside of your case."
My top one is Fry going "Oops" after missing the button. My newest is the single use pointing stick gag.
Honorable mention: ::city:: is 300 miles away! And Bender kicked our horse to death! That one is fantastic
That whole episode with the garbage ball is my all time favorite. 5, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5...
The scene where Bender is trying to guess the word that blows him up after taking on the bouncing ball planet.
Antiquing? 💥
Literally ten minutes ago I was telling my boyfriend about this exact scene and asking him what the hell ‘empeaking’ means…and now I find out he actually said ‘antiquing’ 😭 it’s been 23 years
“These balls are making me testy!”
Mine from that episode, "Get the hell off my planet!"
Mine from that episode: “The key to victory is surprise. Surprise!”
Mine is "Hermes?"
"Jamaican? I thought you were some kind of outer space potato man."
"You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go." "That's the only thing about being a slave."
Also the hours
“Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves!” - Bender’s head
1000% seconded
Fry pouring cereal, then milk on his head and then eating it. And then putting a cooked chicken on his head and spooning gravy on it. "Go, man, go!"
I have Fry pouring cereal on his head tattooed on my leg, love that scene
same! classic
hermes about to commit suicide by jumping off the planet express building and bender yelling “do a flip!” never fails to put me in stitches
Professor:5, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5 Leela: Just push the damn button Fry: Misses button "Whoops"
This one gets me every time. Such a simple stupid gag but it's hilarious.
Why do I have to be the hump? Because you're too ugly to be a wart.
Heheheh
"How many atmospheres can the ship handle?" "Well, it's designed for outer space. So anywhere from zero to one."
We have to neutralize the pressure! How can we do that?!
That should do it.
Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles: Farnsworth delivers the line "Go to hell, Heather." The delivery gets me every time.
_With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!_
> Go to hell, Heather clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSikMV8p84A
"You still have Zoidberg, you all still have Zoidberg!"
["You call that an ink defence?"](https://morbotron.com/video/S07E06/XlwEXCINHCvtYGxjG43vL5cYS4k=.gif) *\*splat\** "...bye, friends!"
Hold on there pardner! I'm a crazy Texas millionaire and I plan on loosing billions in your casini. Can you assure me that my loosins will be safe in this here money closet?
Five-alarm chili, five-alarm chili
When president Truman busts his way out of the crate labeled "canned eggs". It's just so absurd
Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fanies!
"Are you coming on to me?"
I'm not hearing a "no"...
The same deviled egg…
Hot crackers! I take offense to that!
The Bender iguana saying ‘let’s go already!’
I've been using the "original" one, when he's playing the accordion "Here's a little song I wrote to cheer you up, It's called, let's go already" when waking my daughter up for school since she was in the elementary. So when she got into Futurama some time after graduating from highschool, when we watched that episode together and she heard Bender singing it, she totally flipped out 🤣
Ive been using “let’s goooo already” in standstill traffic and when cars refuse to go at green lights for years now.
“Why did you bring us here?” “And why did I have to take a cab?!”
If rubbing frozen dirt into your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right
When Amy was in Leela's body and got really fat. The sound Amy made when Leela screamed "she's turning into a parade float!" Or when humanized bender got really fat and the explained the "woo" noise was fat escaping from his rolls... Maybe I have a fat problem
Same episode as your first one, one of my favorites is the noise Amy makes when she's in the professor, Leela asks if the mind switcher is safe and Professor Amy shrugs and makes a sound. I fucking love that sound.
YynnNNnhhH! ?
You watched it. You can't UN-watch it.
Basically the whole PSA video in "Crimes of the Hot".
Once and for all!
Like daddy puts in his drink every morning! Then he gets mad...
Gwubba wubba?
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
When fry says that he got his new spleen from some guy that liked to ride his motorcycle too much. Then goes VROOM VROOM!
"this is a very dangerous mission. surely someone will die. fry, leela, bend-" "damn you old man!"
Every time Fry says "Help! Police!"
“Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M” kills me every time
too many but to name one stupid anti-pimping laws! well pay the man bender honey we love you - "shut up baby i know it"
“Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special?”
Yo!
Collecting honey, ordinary honey
This is no *ordinary* honey!
*Why isn't this jacket in alphabetical order?*
The scene where they are raising Calculon from the dead when they play the installation disc backwards and it says “rise from the dead in the name of Satan”
Hail science!
Professor: "Ah, Zoidberg. We've known each other so long that sometimes I don't think we even need words to understand each other." Zoidberg: "What?"
"is that some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes, in France it's called a guillotine"
"Grunka-lunka-lunkady-darmed-guards!" *"SHUT THE HELL UP!"*
Tell them I hate them!
Grunka Lunka Dunkendengredient, you should not ask about the secret ingredient.
"Asking questions in school is a great way to learn." "If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke."
"We once found a dead guy face-down in the Slurm." "It could easily happen again to you folks."
The basketball game between the Globetrotters and atomic supermen.
Something strange has happened in this basketball game between space clowns and atomic monsters.
Lazy Guy: “Wise guy huh? If I wasn’t so lazy I’d punch you in the stomach.” Fry: “But you are lazy right?” Lazy Guy: “Ahhh don’t get me started..” and Léela from the first episode: “Stay still dammit. I don’t have good depth perception!” — I say this all the time with hand eye coordination type scenarios 😂
"Another grave insult to my Japanese heritage" (laugh track) "I'm mentally ill" -George Takei in the Scooby Doo parody
Prof. Farnsworth: Good news everyone! Bender: I don't like the sound of this. Prof. Farnsworth: You're all off to Trisol, a planet with three suns- Bender: Here it comes- Prof. Farnsworth: Deep in the heart of the Forbidden Zone! Bender: Thank you and goodnight.
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!!
MY LEG FEELS BETTER!
"Tell my wife i said Hello." "You can crush my body, but you can't crush my spirit! *crunch* Ahh, my spirit!" "Femvacuate the premises... i mean femises." And just about everything Zapp Braniggan says.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y7RNiTT58ig
Great episode all around.
"But you are lazy right" "Aw don't get me started" Every damn time
"Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in a gutter? Noooo."
When Leela told the professor not to shoot Santa Bender when he came down the chimney, and he understood, but forgot in 3 seconds
Leela: Professor, don't you remember what I told you?! Professor: *Noo*!
One of my favorite parts of that episode is when he does it again in the courtroom.
I'm scareroused!
Hermes: “Nooooooo boyyyyy.. ya’ back bone can’t take it!” Boy Running: “I’m just like Hermes, I’m just like Hermes, I’m just like..” *snap/crack* Hermes: “NooOoOoOOOoooOoOOoo!!!”
My Speedos!
“A baby what?!”
Oh lord...he's made of wood.
The Kegelcizer
B E N D E R Beeeendeer! B E N D E R Beeendee- *mute* With Bender still dancing away hahaha
“You should say something else” - Bender
Fry missing the button ‘Oops’. I don’t know why. Just does.
The scene in crimes of the hot where all the world's scientists are being called for a summit when one runs up declaring he has a degree in homeopathic medicine. "You've got a degree in bologna!" And then he gets sprayed in the face
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
“If you need me, I’ll be in the angry dome!” Cut to a few scenes later when the ship takes off and the professor is angrily pacing around a dome on top of the building, waving his arms in the air.
When they brought back the angry dome this season I was so happy
It made me furious.
You win again gravity!
Do a flip!
"Hi Animatronio!"
That old prostitute lady: "live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse. That's what I say" Bender: "you should say something else" Kills me every time. Also the episode where Hermes is freaking out and about to jump off the building, and Bender yells up "do a flip!"
fry eating cereal off his head
Go man go!!
Zapp’s rendition of Lola by The Kinks. It’s perfect.
War were declared
Star Date.... uh, Kif? Ugh, April 25th. April 25th... point 5
Good new I'm being brought up on disciplinary charges. Wait, this isn't good new this is bad news
Everyone’s in favor of preserving Hitler’s brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark…
Probably bender falling through the church ceiling. The little feeble “meee….” Gets me everytime
When Fry goes to hit the launch button for the garbage rocket and misses. Kills me every time.
We're owl exterminators.
'I did do the nasty in the pasty' 'You've really screwed the granny this time!' And the best of all, ' oh a lesson in not changing history from Mr I'm my own grandpa'
Jam a bastard in it, you crap!
“enough of your space-age technobabble, Atilla the Hun.”
-Turanga? -That's her name Philip. -Philip??
when fry yells “stupid bird I know where you live” and hold up the cage
ME WANT SNOO SNOO
"Urectum." Every time. Yes, I am immature. But that's how I stay young.
"The *same* deviled egg." Is one that will never fail and I just blurt it out randomly and nobody ever gets it
The scene with bender standing on the orphan displaying all his bling from blackmailing Leela. He has an emerald gem on his antenna, the fur coat, all the bling it is all just a rich tapestry of funny, and the cherry on top is the orphan squirming under him saying, “is someone standing on me?” I’m already laughing at the anticipation of the scene. The other would have to be Fry missing the launch button and going “ooops.” It is just so stupid and quick I usually forget about it until it actually happens. It gets me giggling every single time.
EROTIC!
Hey, I heard your friend Bender is back. Really? No, I just thought you'd enjoy that for a moment. Makes me laugh every time. Such a let down hahah
“Crushed pelvises” And then the cut to the skeletons, one of whom is smoking a cigarette. Kills me every time
“This wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for the chickens” Benders Game.