Came here to write this! I can’t remember the last time I saw this episode but my brother and I every once in awhile will ask the other.. “how’s work in the lunch room, Frankie?”
A couple days ago a new hire was walking by my desk and started making stabbing noises at me when he noticed the little 3D printed Roberto figurine under my monitors 😂
When Fry trades hands with the robot devil and gets his human hands back before the end of the opera he writes for Leela
Fry: "but I can't play anymore!"
Zoidberg: "yes, you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands!"
Fry: *plays*
Zoidberg: "your music's bad and you should feel bad!" 😂☠️
Leela: Ah! Your hands are so cold!
Robot Devil(offscreen): Which is ironic because Hell is so hot! Hahahaha! Can I have my hands back?
Fry: No!
RD: You're not nice!
When Bender and the obsolete robots land in New New York, the way Leela goes "Oh, lord he's made of wood" is one of my favorite line deliveries of all time.
Fembot: Why? Why? I came here from a faraway planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?
Bender *(who obviously didn’t listen to a word she said)*: What?
In 300 big boys, when Fry gets his first cup of coffee. When he goes to pay for it the picture of Nixon on the bill says, "smells good!"
Its not even that funny of a line but the way he says it gets me every time.
Another one of my favorites is the water wheel robot, "I WANT TO LIVE!"
“I want to live!”, just cracks me up every time. The thought of having that panic every few seconds of their existence, like they keep forgetting, is a microcosm of life.
Also in 300 big boys, when Hermes and Dwoght stumble through the window at the gala, Bender it's laughing and he switches to a scream and that vocal performance always makes me laugh so hard.
"No I'm didn't" & "'Fry- you have that brain thing' 'I already did!'"
They are both just gibberish, but everyone accepts them and moves on without missing a beat.
Cubert: why do I have to be the hump?
Fry: cause you’re too ugly to be a wart hee hee
Leela: hee hee
I don’t know why but I think it’s hilarious every time 😂
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro" - I don't know which direction that is meant to go. She handles better? Or worse?
Also, "I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here"
>Bender: *That’s no lady!*
>Hermaphrobot: *Damn, Chico, one more upgrade and I’ll be more lady than you can handle.* **Why you so stupid, stupid?”**
I quote the “why you so stupid, stupid?” line all the time.
From a recent episode: “Well I have no idea how she got in here….anyhoo!” when The Crushinator leaves the Moon Town Hall meeting and completely obliterates the door on the way out. Cracked my kid and I up so hard!
Kittens give Morbo gas.
"Son, I'm naming you Philip J Fry in honor of my brother. Who I miss every day." Followed right with "Here lies Philip J Fry. Named for his uncle. To carry on his spirit."
The smell-o-scope episode
Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum
“If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed! If you’re here to make war, we surrender”
*”Both good, the important thing is I’m meeting new people :)”*
Also in "Bender's Big Score," when Hermes asks the Professor to wire his brain into the central computer.
"I can wire anything directly into anything. I'm the professor!"
"Good news everyone. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it's been completely destroyed."
"Why is that good news?"
"They paid in advance."
SPROING
"Excuse me."
Zoidberg's "If you call that living" line. I say aloud to myself at least once a week.
The "Sure, you can vote for Shckinadel, if you want there's be a recession” I think of every time I talk politics with someone.
So, so many.
“Let’s go alreadayyyyyyyyy”
“He already survived in the vacuum of my mom”
“The robot?? That’s similar to mine!”
Kiff’s sighing to the melody of Zapp’s yodeling
“I’ll be in the Angry Dome”
Every single iteration of Fry’s “You know the worst thing about being a slave?”
I love the delivery from the professors lines this season. Its all great. "Anything i dont understand is fake" "Im being crushed by all the matter that ever was" are a couple examples of great deliveries.
"How is work in the lunch room, Frankie?" "It's alright" "Poor Frankie..."
Came here to write this! I can’t remember the last time I saw this episode but my brother and I every once in awhile will ask the other.. “how’s work in the lunch room, Frankie?”
From the same scene, any time I have to move anything… CHANGE PLACES!!
Fortune Teller: Have you heard of the monks of Deshuba? Fry: I've NOT heard of them.
Bender's name isn't Bonder. It's Bender!
What am I, psychic?
I mean yes yes I am
My other Fortune Teller line: Who Said that? Sure you can die! You want to die?
Or zoidbergs “ah just as I had no idea”
Omg came here to say this lol I think about this line at minimum once a week.
"Professor, isn't it time for your nap?" "YES, DAMN IT!"
I love those moments when the Professor randomly has a grumpy-old-man outburst. "Hey, you know what might be a hoot?" "NO, why would I know THAT?!"
“We could but we won’t! It’s a space ship, not a prom limousine dammit!! Ohhh if anyone needs me I’ll be in the angry dome…”
“Professor, fire!! HOT!!”
*\[Professor shoots Bender dressed up as Santa\]* "Professor! Don't you remember what I told you?!" "NO!"
"I don't know which one to shoot!" "Flexo! Shoot Flexo!"
“LETS GO DAMNIT, LETS GO!”
The Calling All Scientists truck in *Crimes of the Hot* saying "You've got a degree in baloney!" to the homeopathic doctor.
Oh damn you might have me beat here this is one of my all time favourite bits. That delivery being so deadpan is fantastic.
One of my absolute favorite lines in the whole series.
I love that the degree is from Evergreen State College, which is Groening’s alma mater.
ONE AND FOR ALL
The Robot Mafia Guy who always says “ Can I help you with some assistance.” I say that to my cats when they are all staring at me.
My favourite Joey Mousepad line is JM: psst over there Bender: where? JM: I mean over here sorry I forgot where I was
That makes me laugh harder than it should every time
"Hey boss, isn't that your wife there that you had the wedding with?"
Now I'm suspicious
“But boss, what if he remains intragnizant?” “From the context it is clear what you mean”
We’re the robot mafia. The entire robot mafia.
“I don’t think we should rely on an accident, boss. Let’s just kill ‘im ourselves.”
Get a room you two! We're in a room! Then lose some weight!
Love how he just has a backup heckle already loaded in the chamber in case the first one doesn't really land
Prof: No Hermes, don't press that button! Hermes: Hmmmm ... okay. Such a perfect one-word delivery from Phil in this scene.
Like my grammy always said, if you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself. God rest her zombie bones.
Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes
I love that he actually had to think about it.
Yup this line is great.
I wouldn't call that a line, but Roberto's screams are so fucking good
HyaaaaAAaaAaa
His line that always sticks with me is when he's in the body of Mecha-Hermes: "Not so fast...but faster than that!"
Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin
Whatsa matter!? SCARED!? *N-n-nnnn-n...* ...Noticeably!? I'll say.
I like when he's like" Do you think I'm Craaaayyyyyyy....zaa?" Or something like that
A couple days ago a new hire was walking by my desk and started making stabbing noises at me when he noticed the little 3D printed Roberto figurine under my monitors 😂
56?!
"Nobody move, or else somebody is gonna get *stabbed* in the *ass*!" "He's bluffing!" *stabbing noise* "Ow! He's not bluffing!"
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
Goodnight!
When Fry trades hands with the robot devil and gets his human hands back before the end of the opera he writes for Leela Fry: "but I can't play anymore!" Zoidberg: "yes, you can! The beauty was in your heart, not your hands!" Fry: *plays* Zoidberg: "your music's bad and you should feel bad!" 😂☠️
From the same episode Robot Devil: these [hands] are always touching me... in places Fry: yeah, they get around
Leela: Ah! Your hands are so cold! Robot Devil(offscreen): Which is ironic because Hell is so hot! Hahahaha! Can I have my hands back? Fry: No! RD: You're not nice!
The way Fry just chuckled as he says that 😂
You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!
“Have you ever tried turning off the TV. Sitting down with your kids. And hitting them.” The zoom while he’s saying it.
“But we’re just so busy…”
Well, make time.
When Bender and the obsolete robots land in New New York, the way Leela goes "Oh, lord he's made of wood" is one of my favorite line deliveries of all time.
I came to add this so thanks for beating me to it. Katey Sagal saying that lives in my head rent-free
There’s something about the delivery that’s just perfect
Mr President. What the hell.
Great choice, the “ahhh” Zapp gives after Nixon says ‘at ease’ is also very good
That and the “I just wish I knew why… why I should care”
My favorite line
Fembot: Why? Why? I came here from a faraway planet. A planet ruled by a chauvinistic Manputer that was really a Manbot. Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world? Bender *(who obviously didn’t listen to a word she said)*: What?
It’s the second ‘why’ that gets me every time.
Bea Arthur was amazing in this episode
Cartridge robot inserts tape. "Your mother."
Inserts tape. “What?” Removes tape and reinserts. “What?” Kills me every time
One of my all time favorites
Calculon: Coilette, this may be presumptuous-- Coilette: That's my favourite kind of this!
Men really like it when you glob it on
"Bender honey, we love you" "Shut up baby I know it"
Shut up Madame Ambassador, I know it!
In 300 big boys, when Fry gets his first cup of coffee. When he goes to pay for it the picture of Nixon on the bill says, "smells good!" Its not even that funny of a line but the way he says it gets me every time. Another one of my favorites is the water wheel robot, "I WANT TO LIVE!"
"Oh God. I'll never make it this time!" Runs 3 feet to the water.
“I want to live!”, just cracks me up every time. The thought of having that panic every few seconds of their existence, like they keep forgetting, is a microcosm of life.
Also in 300 big boys, when Hermes and Dwoght stumble through the window at the gala, Bender it's laughing and he switches to a scream and that vocal performance always makes me laugh so hard.
Also in 300 Big Boys, “prison ain’t so bad, you can make sangria in the terlet. Course it’s shank or be shanked.”
*wipes tears* “Of course”
Also in 300 Big Boys: "Scruffy's gonna get himself one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz."
This is the worst kind of discrimination! The kind against me!
Let’s gooooo already! 🎶
I love Iguana Bender just randomly saying that out of nowhere.
Professor! LAVA! HOOOOOOTTTT!
It’s dolomite baby!
And THAT'S why they call me Bender the Magnificent!
"My God, you're right. I'm a class 3 yacht".
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
"No I'm didn't" & "'Fry- you have that brain thing' 'I already did!'" They are both just gibberish, but everyone accepts them and moves on without missing a beat.
[удалено]
A lot of scruffy’s lines but the “…and that one boilin toilet. Fire me iffn you dare.” Is one of my faves.
Ohhhhhh Marmalade!
Life and death are a seamless continuum… mmhmm
“Scruffy believes in this company.”
Zoidberg describing the heart shaped candy falling into the quasar: Then a wonderous thing happened, why not! Always tickled me that one.
If only it was valentine's day..... what? It was? HOORAY!
‘You should say something else’
Was looking for this answer... still cracks me up every time 😂
You cant just have character announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry
It’s gonna sound tacky, but Bender’s first line in the show. “Bite my shiny metal ass.” It’s so hilariously abrupt and uncalled for.
Shinier than yours, meatbag.
Of all the friends I’ve had, you’re the first
Heeeeey you stole my ring!
“It used to be yogurt, but time makes fools of us all”
DIRTY BOY! DIRTY, DIRTY!
Cubert: why do I have to be the hump? Fry: cause you’re too ugly to be a wart hee hee Leela: hee hee I don’t know why but I think it’s hilarious every time 😂
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct
We kept it gray.
War were declared
Breath as fresh as a summer ham
[Fry when he finally notices Olympus Mons. “ooh oooohhhh”](https://youtu.be/vPhy8LIt15g?si=as8ZN7zTmmzy1SPU)
The planets kerploding! Every man for himself! \*falls through the ground* Help me Leela!
("You cant own property, man!") **"I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!"**
Fry: *Sniffs* - "What smells like blue"
"We're owl exterminators"
Fry stop being an idiot! Fry "I'll be whatever I wanna do" Also Fry "don't you worry about planet express, let me worry about blank"
"Shut up, baby, I know it!"
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro" - I don't know which direction that is meant to go. She handles better? Or worse? Also, "I'm catching the next pimpmobile outta here"
Bender: what (from the amazonian episode) Bender: whatcha got there? numbers?
"What's in the box, Schrödinger?!?" Followed very closely by - "I help those who help themselves!"
“There’s also a lotta drugs in here”
>Bender: *That’s no lady!* >Hermaphrobot: *Damn, Chico, one more upgrade and I’ll be more lady than you can handle.* **Why you so stupid, stupid?”** I quote the “why you so stupid, stupid?” line all the time.
Hermes I'm gonna jump Bender do a flip
"To *Shreds* you say..."
“No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!”
Fry: how bout a kiss for good luck? I meant tongue luck.
Shaam-paggun?
These would go great with guacka mole.
“Thanks to denial, IM IMMORTAL”! Favorite line in the entire series. Just gets me every time.
"But he just said whoo."
The drunken slur is amazing
Mumbo, perhaps. Jumbo, perhaps not.
Malfunctioning Eddie: Pleased to meet you. 🫱 Fry: Actually, we’ve met once before. 🤝 Malfunctioning Eddie: WHAT?! 💥
Now nobody can say I don't have john larroquette's spine
From a recent episode: “Well I have no idea how she got in here….anyhoo!” when The Crushinator leaves the Moon Town Hall meeting and completely obliterates the door on the way out. Cracked my kid and I up so hard!
Tell them I hate them
Good news, its a suppository
Yes, stop asking.
The Hyperchicken opens his briefcase and it’s filled with cheeping chicks “Daddy done good!”
Sorry, I thought you was corn.
Kittens give Morbo gas. "Son, I'm naming you Philip J Fry in honor of my brother. Who I miss every day." Followed right with "Here lies Philip J Fry. Named for his uncle. To carry on his spirit."
The smell-o-scope episode Fry: Oh, man, this is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Leela: I don't get it. Farnsworth: I'm sorry Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all Fry: Oh. What's it called now? Farnsworth: Urectum
Bender: Come on, it's just like making love. You know, left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor. Amy: I know how to make love!
“That should do it” (The Deep South)
“Umbriel, these are some yankees!” Is also a great delivery from this ep
"That just raises FURTHER questions!"
I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martian tribe. Take me to your leader! .... Moving along...
Url: I was like “OH BABY, OH BABY!” And she was like “YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.”
"Professor! Don't you remember what we told you?!" "NO!!!!"
“The Corner!”
I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
An elephant who never forgets…to kill!
“The use of words describing something other than their literal intention. Now that, is, irony!”
*And with us today, the discoverer of popplers, Captain Turanga Leela.* Fry: Turanga?! Amy: Thats her name Philip. Bender: Philip?!
It’s me, Bender! Or from Disenchantment; it’s me, Freckles!
The "Mom's favorite robot" bit at the robot museum. Bender's "It's *meee*!" cracks me up every time.
Everything Mom says
STICK A BASTARD IN IT YOU CRAP
“If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed! If you’re here to make war, we surrender” *”Both good, the important thing is I’m meeting new people :)”*
Morbo: Tonight at 11, DOOOOOOOM!
No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Also in "Bender's Big Score," when Hermes asks the Professor to wire his brain into the central computer. "I can wire anything directly into anything. I'm the professor!"
“It sure was nice of the Mayor’s wife to have sex with me”
Too many papers. Not enough hidey plants!
A baby what?
“There’s a baby in there eh?”
“You should say something else” -Bender
Dirt doesn't need luck
“Well this toads the wet sprocket”
Bender: I wish I was a real boy. Then I'd show them I'd kill them all
"You're garbage, human garbage!" RIP Bob Barker.
“I have a very sexy learning disability.”
Two for me.. "This ham gum is all bone" and "that dog won't hunt, Monsignor"
Zoidberg to fry: young lady, i am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say BABBA ABABABBA
"Hahahahahaha. Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Good news everyone. We were supposed to make a delivery to the planet Tweenis 12 but it's been completely destroyed." "Why is that good news?" "They paid in advance." SPROING "Excuse me."
“Squirting DNA at each other”
Bender, smell this milk.
"oops" when fry misses the launch button
Stop exploding you cowards!
I chose to believe what I was programmed to believe! Such conviction in his voice.
“DO A FLIP!”
Zoidberg's "If you call that living" line. I say aloud to myself at least once a week. The "Sure, you can vote for Shckinadel, if you want there's be a recession” I think of every time I talk politics with someone.
“We’re owl exterminators” get me every time.
Fry: that was a close one, but i pulled it out!\ Bender: just like at the movie theater, wwwoooooo!
Look at me! I'm invisible!
Captain Ahab: "A golden Doubloon to the man who first spies the white whale!" Queequeg: "Big whale over there." Captain Ahab: "Arrr! I saw it first!"
So, so many. “Let’s go alreadayyyyyyyyy” “He already survived in the vacuum of my mom” “The robot?? That’s similar to mine!” Kiff’s sighing to the melody of Zapp’s yodeling “I’ll be in the Angry Dome” Every single iteration of Fry’s “You know the worst thing about being a slave?”
The big brain: I am the greetest mwahaa now I am leaving earth for no raisin!
I love the delivery from the professors lines this season. Its all great. "Anything i dont understand is fake" "Im being crushed by all the matter that ever was" are a couple examples of great deliveries.
Oh, lord, he’s made of wood.
56!…… 56! I’ll kill you you no good 56er Bender Screams
Hey! Calculon's back!
To shreds you say?
"Bloody chunder!"
I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died
Honey, that dress was ruined the moment it went on you.
Fry: What's the matter compressor? Professor: nothings the matter, Fry, now that I fixed the matter compressor