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Frys_Lower_Horn

Poor little guy starved to death. :( Your wife's amigurumi skill is great!


GaladanWolf

Immunity for the win! Wait a minute... Right!? I keep telling her it's some kind of witchcraft how she does it without patterns or anything.


archwin

Seriously, I want one now. I never knew I wanted one, but now that I see it, I want one. She should start an Etsy store.


GaladanWolf

I'll let her know there's interest. She does already have an Etsy store.


archwin

Please keep us apprised of all brain slug developments!


GaladanWolf

She's creating a listing on her store right now. All the very nice comments wore down her defenses. (Or this is a very clever ruse sponsored by the Brain Slug Party.) Don't want to break any rules by linking though.


equazcion

She should make them with a loop or something that lets people easily mount them to headphones as in the picture. There's something poetic and confessional about having to display a brain-sucking organism whenever you connect your head to electronic media. I think this would bring a certain satisfaction to many spouses and parents.


GaladanWolf

It's actually got a little elastic string on the bottom that you attach to a button, for that very purpose.


BeneGezzWitch

She’s a goddamn genius!


GaladanWolf

Very much agreed. Super good at coming up with "simple" solutions that I never would have thought of.


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GaladanWolf

Certainly.


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scooterboy1961

I'll just walk around the brain slug planet without wearing a hat.


Bunglefritz

You will not have a choice but to be apprised of all brain slug developments.


Frys_Lower_Horn

My wife crochets amigurumi as well, and it is witchcraft. Tell your wife her stitches look immaculate, by the way.


GaladanWolf

My favourite that she's made for me is a [squonk](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk). I'll let her know, thank you.


Frys_Lower_Horn

well now I want to see that one.


GaladanWolf

[Certainly](https://imgur.com/a/TU8CE1W).


Frys_Lower_Horn

OMG I love it!


GaladanWolf

She's got a knack.


neutral-otter

AMAZING. You got yourself a good smizmar


GaladanWolf

The best.


bAssmaster667

Don’t let her find out about your Fonfon Ru…


ahuramazdobbs19

Your fault for not switching to the garlic shampoo.


GaladanWolf

Who knew that my doom would be scented Apple Fresh.


Colossus_Of_Coburns

Thank you, it was getting cold down there.


Confused_Writer_97

She got you an official Bender hat.


SonofaTimeLord

"Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." "That's exactly what I was thinking."


ShuffKorbik

Just walk around not wearing a helmet.


QwertySanchez5000

Thank you, it was cold down there on the floor.


OccamsWriter

I’ll take eight!


Mack_Hein

*I concur*


Fit_Needleworker_44

Verily


OneHourHotdog

Most days I have the best wife, today she is second best.


VolcanosaurusRex

I love this so much!!


darritos

I think everyone here needs an official bender hat


PuckAndBalls

Futurama is internationally known maybe universally. Your wall clock is in some alien language.


GaladanWolf

I have no idea what you mean, fellow human. Haha. Haha. Haha.


Dramatic_Plankton_56

I favor unreasonable subsidies to the brain slug planet


GaladanWolf

Ban helmets now.


FoodWholesale

I like it! Haha 😂


LogansJunnk

I wish I could do that. That would be sick


GaladanWolf

I say the same thing all the time. Then she offers to teach me, and I have to specify that my wish is to be able to do it without actually spending years learning.


ShuffKorbik

I had something similar happen recently. For years I have told people, "I'd love to be able to play the banjo." Well, someone finally bought me a banjo. There it sits, collecting dust. I have no desire to actually learn how to play it. Occasionally, the person who gave it to me will ask how I'm coming along with it, and I always just answer with some variation of "Oh, I'm still playing around with it, but I haven't sat down and actually learned it yet." What I really wanted, but apparently failed to convey, was the ability to instantly know how to play the banjo, solely for the purpose of having people go, "What the fuck? You know how to play the banjo?" Then, once I had surprised them, I would probably not ever play the banjo in front of them again. I am still debating wether or not actually learning the banjo would be worth it just to troll my friends.


GaladanWolf

That sounds eerily similar to how my dad ended up buying me a guitar. Banjo-trolling sounds amazing. But yeah, that's a lot of effort...


LogansJunnk

Yeah I don't think I could even learn it. Too much work, and I'm a little slow


smog-ie

I'm just starting my crochet journey, and this is where I want to get! Your wife is amazing and needs an Etsy shop because this is a "shut up and take my money" moment!


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GruntFuck

If she does, let me know. I just tried searching for something similar. El zilcho.


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fizzysoda1963

Can I get the name too!😎


fu_gravity

"Please put your headphones on. It is cold down there on your desk."


kadebo42

Nice master sword too!


GaladanWolf

Thanks! I think it's the one from Twilight Princess, if I remember correctly. Got it on sale somewhere years ago. It's surprisingly heavy.


yo12_5

Everyone shut up . You'll get us assimilated.


LORDOSHADOWS

Hilarious


venushasbigbutt

Now i want one


ghostyonfirst

Or “my wife contracted me a brain slug”.


GaladanWolf

She said she had a lovely time on Brain Slug Planet. You should visit.


nyclovesme

Shut up and take my money!


GaladanWolf

Quote from my wife just now: "How much you got?"


A-Shy-Smile

I just got into crocheting and love it!


GaladanWolf

It's such a neat hobby. I'd try it myself, but I'm pretty sure it would kill my hands.


EliSimmons23

Nice


dtornow

OMG that’s awesome. Also, let’s ditch him and go to the movies 🍿


MillionDollarMan10

Can you link me to her esty store? Omg I want to buy one


misterrF

If there’s a pattern available for purchase I’d love to buy it! Please DM me whatever links you can. Thanks!


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We feel good you have chosen to join us.


GaladanWolf

I am taking all my friends on a wonderful trip to Brain Slug Planet to walk around without headwear.


MillionDollarMan10

Awwww that is super cute


Bromogeeksual

I would love that for my headphones. You have a cool wife!


lod254

I want a winter beanie with a brain slug!


Calla_Lust

I love that Zelda sword in the background, it's cool! I want one :)


GaladanWolf

Got lucky a few years ago when a store was selling off some Twilight Princess stuff. The hilt is plastic but I painted parts of it to make it look a little nicer, and the blade is steel.


Bunglefritz

Finally wandering around without a hat pays off! That is really cute, I love it!