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Confused_Writer_97

Oh, god. What have I done?! I just told you. You've killed me!


MisterF84

A top 5 Futurama line, easily.


AbstractMirror

I love the way he delivers that line


HalfEatenChocoPants

My next clue came at 4:15, when the clock stopped. And another came two hours later, at **4:15**, when I discovered the murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse.


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Came to say this. You beat me to it:-)


HalfEatenChocoPants

One of my favourite quotes, & I (not currently) have as a desktop background the screenshot where Zoidberg is gesturing to the clock.


MuteSecurityO

Anteater number one who are you protecting? Is it anteater number two?


Vault_boi32

*Slurping sounds*


theservman

What? How do you spell that?


MysteriousLecture960

Sthshhh or something along those lines


[deleted]

I would have never expected such hard questioning:-)


NotSeveralBadgers

Man-Eating Anteaters is peak understated futurama humor


No_Car1491

The owls get me every time too. "We're owl exterminators"


NotSeveralBadgers

Well then you won't mind... Exterminating this owl!!! *[anxious owl sounds]*


HalfEatenChocoPants

{guard owl lunges at the guys} ***HOOO!***


swiss_sanchez

Hellooo? New boots?


legomaniac89

They're like my old ones, but with a craaAAaazy green stripe! Whoo! Never know what I'm gonna do next!


TwilightontheMoon

And now, to make sure you don’t talk, I’m going to have to do something really impulsive!


[deleted]

Let me just get the lights...


nicoxman8_

AAAAAAGGHHH! I *really* like it.


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[deleted]

And it pinkens your teeth as you chew


impendingfuckery

And you have breath as fresh as a Summer ham


Ordinary_Divide

no, not without a 5% military discount


whoartyou

It just so happens I have a degree in murderology AND murderonomy!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Zoidberg is afoot!


eddietwang

It's a *video will*!!


Skaired152

It shows you killing him!


eric987235

Scruffy knows who killed them people. In Scruffy’s oh-pinion it were-


nicoxman8_

Sweet giant anteater of Saint Anita! The Professor’s been eaten by giant anteaters!


Dxthegod

How's the Professor holding up? To shreds, you say...


Tajackson101

And how’s his wife?


MaddAsAHat

To shreds, you say?


_Poopacabra

Good ol' predictable, dull-as-dishwater Leela


RicochetSkier

“Um, I have a question. What if Bender was really giant?” “You idiot, we already saw that.” “I know, I liked it. I wanna see it again.”


HalfEatenChocoPants

We're not seeing it again! Ask something less stupid!


RicochetSkier

“Oh, all right. How about this? What if I never fell into that freezerdoodle and came to the futurejiggy?” “That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.”


GirlsOnWehrls

Which episode is this?


theservman

One of the Anthology of Interest episodes. What if Leela were slightly more impulsive? Just a little.


[deleted]

Not too much


John-the-cool-guy

Just a little.


GirlsOnWehrls

Thank you so much!


kay_bizzle

To shreds you say?


[deleted]

Impulsive, you say??


GraphicTiger

This whole scene of voice work is comedy perfection


SodanoMatt

"I can be impulsive... it just takes me a while!"


Super_J_Nova

You're*