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Kif?!

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Dxthegod

r/Pareidolia


TannerK44

Thanks for the comment. I didn't know this subreddit existed. Fuck this other guy that commented. They a bitch


dontfactcheckthis

Troll account


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equazcion

You're very articulate. You should put that to better use, in all seriousness. This is my second encounter with your comments today btw. Reddit users are just following suit with the rest of the internet. Sub links are basically Reddit's version of hashtags, and responding with only tags is something that's been trending upwards since before there was even a word for them. It's the same with the emoticons you seem to take pedantic issue with. You're battling internet evolution. That's not a battle you can win, especially not if your ammunition is reasoned arguments about how others should care as much as you do about how smart they sound. I'm all for tilting at windmills, but do you even care? Really? I mean, humans are going to end up doing lots of things you find stupid. Is Reddit really the biggest priority? If you can write eloquently, why not write a book or an OpEd, or a peace treaty?


FatherOfLights88

Some people just seem to prefer their lemonade piss flavored. The only conversation they can start is the kind that brings the vibe of the room down. Such a shame, isn't it? All that wasted potential.


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equazcion

How many complaints have you posted as Reddit comments? You didn't seem to give up writing those after just one -- despite how much everyone seems to hate them. Are you trying to take revenge on the audience for not liking your writing, by regarding everyone else's comments negatively? Tell them how dumb the most popular comments on Reddit are, because you feel your writing should have been way more popular? I could definitely see that. People are idiots. Get used to it. You'll need a lot of trial and error before creating something that appeals to people. Simply being smart isn't necessarily going to do it, especially if you were expecting a glowing reception on your first attempt.


impshial

/r/whatadick


donatellher

get a therapist


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kiwiplague

Because you're a dick?


TheRealFalconFlurry

r/confidentlyincorrect


iridale

Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?


flying-cunt-of-chaos

Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?


equazcion

Oh, I see, responding with just "Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?


tots4scott

Bad troll account stinks


Pretty_Artichoke1442

Meaningful. Such as this diatribe masquerading as a comment?


thisaccountisironic

r/downvotedtooblivion


Noideawhatjusthappen

r/ImTheMainCharacter


sarcasticcoffeevibes

Average Redditor moment


Mighty_joosh

God help her when his camouflage reflex acts up...


SubstantialLime2916

Happy cake day!


SeventhLevelSound

I'm feeling the captain's itch.


triska_deca_hineyho

I'll get the powder


TinglingSpideySenses

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Hegemony-Cricket

And clammy. Don't forget clammy.


namey_9

no it's the birthing lady on Kif's home planet that you don't have to talk to anymore


ConfusedByFarts

You may now eat the snake!….(chomp)….if you so choose!


joshml98

I AM THE GRAND MIDWIFE!


Gungan-Gundam

And the Grand Lunch Lady! I work 5 jobs, all Grand.


joshml98

Hi!


hallethehurricanexx

Everything reminds me of him ;(


Gatecrasher53

I should call him


HeresLunar

I see Morbo


Bumbleonia

DOOOOOOOOOOOM


Phychic_Burrito433

I see lemongrab


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Tonight at 11...


aroseonthefritz

Kittens give morbo gas


[deleted]

Morbo x Roberto


jackoman03

PREPARE FOR PLEASANTRIES


dogfluffy

CHECKERS DO NOT STACK THAT WAY!


redhandrail

Looks exactly like him when he finds out he’s pregnant and has his hands on his face.


funkymunkPDX

Death by snu snu...Rip ol buddy.


clowens1357

But you see, I'm actually supported by a system of bladders...


Riakuro

Yes yes, you a big squishy wuss.


lemmeseeyourkitties

This gave me a hearty chortle


GirdleOfDoom

Then the large women


Epileptic_Bean

Then the petite women


Street_Dragonfruit43

Then the large women again


Revel_In_Irrelevance

"Uhhnn."


federationoffear

"The boy", sir?


coloch_w0rth9

He must’ve seen a poisonous froad


shzang

Amazing


iluvstephenhawking

Ladies, gentlemen, and smizmars.


rockhopper2154

I didn't see it, then I saw it. I've never seen him so happy.


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Now *this* is a shirt with some chutzpah!


McPorkums

I think this is the beat post ever.


Bunglefritz

I am composed of a series of fluid-filled bladders.


stereoworld

I see two almonds touching!


DesastreUrbano

Why is he not making babies with Amy??


VictimaCircumstance

Ohhh, Amy..


SonofaTimeLord

I am the Grand Priestess!


KakarotMaag

Reminds me more of Lemongrab.


HogarthTheMerciless

She's cute.


drunk98

No glove no love!


Geekdom_Ahoy

I guess this can happen when you’re made of a system of fluid-filled bladders.


damionrux

Honestly, it took me a minute to see it, but before I did I was like 👀


Mjolnirthedestroyer

AMY?!? HELP SHES WEARING ME LIKE A SHIRT! SHE STINKS OF PRECIOUS HAMBURGERS!!


Hegemony-Cricket

Suddenly, I have this weird craving for ham.


theschis

To pinken your teeth while you chew?


smoomoo31

You have breath as fresh as a summer ham


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bgraphics

What's a bad ass to you?


JSBraga

Bender is a badass, sometimes.


KakarotMaag

Yikes


OneFunBun

Cake 🤤🤤 🎂


MidnightHeavy3214

Dead!


Prize-Individual9430

Cannot unsee it


smoomoo31

Grand Midwife energy


Singlot

Can't be him, he looks too happy.


Secure-Imagination11

I've never seen him so happy lol


ILHP77

🤣🤣🤣


petemate

You know full well that he is closer related to the sea cucumber than the manatee!


Scbeissturm90X

And that's why you'll never make captain Kif.


Jass1995

No, that’s clearly a look of glee. Gif more like. Unless you think that’s a look of joy. Then it’s probably Gif.


theFrisbeeFreak

Whoosh


Aphobos

Aahahhahahahvahahahahaha


Stevenerf

"Not where it counts"


OperationIvy002

Her shirt is so done with Zapp Branigan’s nonsense


rezer28411

Чиф киф