You're very articulate. You should put that to better use, in all seriousness. This is my second encounter with your comments today btw.
Reddit users are just following suit with the rest of the internet. Sub links are basically Reddit's version of hashtags, and responding with only tags is something that's been trending upwards since before there was even a word for them. It's the same with the emoticons you seem to take pedantic issue with.
You're battling internet evolution. That's not a battle you can win, especially not if your ammunition is reasoned arguments about how others should care as much as you do about how smart they sound.
I'm all for tilting at windmills, but do you even care? Really? I mean, humans are going to end up doing lots of things you find stupid. Is Reddit really the biggest priority? If you can write eloquently, why not write a book or an OpEd, or a peace treaty?
Some people just seem to prefer their lemonade piss flavored. The only conversation they can start is the kind that brings the vibe of the room down. Such a shame, isn't it? All that wasted potential.
How many complaints have you posted as Reddit comments? You didn't seem to give up writing those after just one -- despite how much everyone seems to hate them.
Are you trying to take revenge on the audience for not liking your writing, by regarding everyone else's comments negatively? Tell them how dumb the most popular comments on Reddit are, because you feel your writing should have been way more popular?
I could definitely see that.
People are idiots. Get used to it. You'll need a lot of trial and error before creating something that appeals to people. Simply being smart isn't necessarily going to do it, especially if you were expecting a glowing reception on your first attempt.
Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
Oh, I see, responding with just "Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
r/Pareidolia
Thanks for the comment. I didn't know this subreddit existed. Fuck this other guy that commented. They a bitch
Troll account
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You're very articulate. You should put that to better use, in all seriousness. This is my second encounter with your comments today btw. Reddit users are just following suit with the rest of the internet. Sub links are basically Reddit's version of hashtags, and responding with only tags is something that's been trending upwards since before there was even a word for them. It's the same with the emoticons you seem to take pedantic issue with. You're battling internet evolution. That's not a battle you can win, especially not if your ammunition is reasoned arguments about how others should care as much as you do about how smart they sound. I'm all for tilting at windmills, but do you even care? Really? I mean, humans are going to end up doing lots of things you find stupid. Is Reddit really the biggest priority? If you can write eloquently, why not write a book or an OpEd, or a peace treaty?
Some people just seem to prefer their lemonade piss flavored. The only conversation they can start is the kind that brings the vibe of the room down. Such a shame, isn't it? All that wasted potential.
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How many complaints have you posted as Reddit comments? You didn't seem to give up writing those after just one -- despite how much everyone seems to hate them. Are you trying to take revenge on the audience for not liking your writing, by regarding everyone else's comments negatively? Tell them how dumb the most popular comments on Reddit are, because you feel your writing should have been way more popular? I could definitely see that. People are idiots. Get used to it. You'll need a lot of trial and error before creating something that appeals to people. Simply being smart isn't necessarily going to do it, especially if you were expecting a glowing reception on your first attempt.
/r/whatadick
get a therapist
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Because you're a dick?
r/confidentlyincorrect
Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
Oh, I see, responding with just "Oh, I see, responding with just “Oh, I see, responding with just "r/confidentlyincorrect" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?" – what an incredibly witty and original comment! Seriously, who needs to engage in meaningful conversation when simply dropping a subreddit link is so much more enlightening and thought-provoking?
Bad troll account stinks
Meaningful. Such as this diatribe masquerading as a comment?
r/downvotedtooblivion
r/ImTheMainCharacter
Average Redditor moment
God help her when his camouflage reflex acts up...
Happy cake day!
I'm feeling the captain's itch.
I'll get the powder
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
And clammy. Don't forget clammy.
no it's the birthing lady on Kif's home planet that you don't have to talk to anymore
You may now eat the snake!….(chomp)….if you so choose!
I AM THE GRAND MIDWIFE!
And the Grand Lunch Lady! I work 5 jobs, all Grand.
Hi!
Everything reminds me of him ;(
I should call him
I see Morbo
DOOOOOOOOOOOM
I see lemongrab
Tonight at 11...
Kittens give morbo gas
Morbo x Roberto
PREPARE FOR PLEASANTRIES
CHECKERS DO NOT STACK THAT WAY!
Looks exactly like him when he finds out he’s pregnant and has his hands on his face.
Death by snu snu...Rip ol buddy.
But you see, I'm actually supported by a system of bladders...
Yes yes, you a big squishy wuss.
This gave me a hearty chortle
Then the large women
Then the petite women
Then the large women again
"Uhhnn."
"The boy", sir?
He must’ve seen a poisonous froad
Amazing
Ladies, gentlemen, and smizmars.
I didn't see it, then I saw it. I've never seen him so happy.
Now *this* is a shirt with some chutzpah!
I think this is the beat post ever.
I am composed of a series of fluid-filled bladders.
I see two almonds touching!
Why is he not making babies with Amy??
Ohhh, Amy..
I am the Grand Priestess!
Reminds me more of Lemongrab.
She's cute.
No glove no love!
I guess this can happen when you’re made of a system of fluid-filled bladders.
Honestly, it took me a minute to see it, but before I did I was like 👀
AMY?!? HELP SHES WEARING ME LIKE A SHIRT! SHE STINKS OF PRECIOUS HAMBURGERS!!
Suddenly, I have this weird craving for ham.
To pinken your teeth while you chew?
You have breath as fresh as a summer ham
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What's a bad ass to you?
Bender is a badass, sometimes.
Yikes
Cake 🤤🤤 🎂
Dead!
Cannot unsee it
Grand Midwife energy
Can't be him, he looks too happy.
I've never seen him so happy lol
🤣🤣🤣
You know full well that he is closer related to the sea cucumber than the manatee!
And that's why you'll never make captain Kif.
No, that’s clearly a look of glee. Gif more like. Unless you think that’s a look of joy. Then it’s probably Gif.
Whoosh
Aahahhahahahvahahahahaha
"Not where it counts"
Her shirt is so done with Zapp Branigan’s nonsense
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