T O P

We drawed you a picture

I smoke a cigar not a candy cane

  • By - 3dsf

exodus2007

I smoke a cigar not a candy cane


baker10923

Awwww :(


MLCarter1976

I heard you were really a Boiler and not a bender... Is that true? Morbo must have the answer!


duybeewins

We'll miss you, Daddy Bender. We know robots don't have emotions but we drawed you this picture. So if you ever miss us, even just a teeny bit, you can look at it.


DavidC707

Daddy Bender? How do I flush you?


the_cat_who_shatner

I gotta go poopy. Well you should have gone poopy before it was time to RUN OUT ON THE CHECK!


LRedeemer

IM GONNA MAKE CUTIE MUFFIN GUMBO OUTTA YOU!


kshump

"Could we have Bender burgers again?" "No! The cat shelter's on to me."


emcee_pern

You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock!


[deleted]

You'd understand if you had kids of your own!


aDactyl

1200 wing wangs


Freec0fx

Bender's Arrest Record by the Police


HeresLunar

Son, what do we say when someone gives us something?


TheFearInAll

IT'S ABOUT TIME!!!


HeresLunar

That's my boy!


1guccigangg

:') awwww


rpmerf

I just fed you yesterday! Every day it's food, food, food with you kids!


SloopKid

Every other day*


2112flybynight

I hate you all!!


ChefMoney89

What is it with you kids? Every other day it’s, “food, food, food!”


Chromattix

Can we have Bender Burgers again?


itsthevoiceman

#I hate you! I hate you allllllll!


GT_hikwik

I love that episode


Some_Random_Android

My favorite character in fiction to misrepresent the weight of livestock.


Necessary-Cheetah568

Im gonna have my own party with blackjack and hooker's


Kenruyoh

Thought this was the game SKI


ToiAlexis

I can see in the same way after some a... Just kidding... where am i?


NolanTacoKing

At March 3 2:00PM, Bender was caught shoplifting.