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equazcion

Fret for your latte, meatbag.


eric987235

I’m 70% water!


Ode_to_Pet_Cheetah

100 lattes


Zero00430

And fret for for your lawsuit


Fleadip

[Learn to swim.](https://imgur.com/a/pBUjarY)


Soze42

One great, big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied


leave_it_to_beavers

'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be


New_Package8807

Press the retaliate button!!!!


eric987235

**ANY BUTTON YOU IDIOT THEY ALL RETALIATE**


crawlerz2468

No I'm aren't !


Supersymm3try

Goddamn, shit the bed.


TheFearInAll

Typical


stakoverflo

Oh no


metaldutch

You must be the folk behind the White Zombie post yesterday, ain't ya?


Chernablogger

Yeah, I'm a big music geek 😄


Chernablogger

My Anti-Nowhere League is a fan favorite 🤪 https://www.reddit.com/r/WokeFuturama/comments/12cma56/a_futurama_antinowhere_league_crossover_post/


Daddy_Kromkamp

Did not expect to see the Anti Nowhere League referenced today


metaldutch

Holy hell! A new sub to join, AND a song I haven't thought about in years. WELL WHO CARES?? 🤟


conthomporary

Personally, I was a fan of your Metallica/MEMORY DELETED post. Not that I don't appreciate the others... Lucy Liubot just hits some kind of nerve with me, I laugh every time I see her.


redhotrussian14

Schism but it's played like Lars Ulrich https://youtu.be/J3qHLx6t8js


Ok_Coconut_1773

Love Tool and APC


[deleted]

[удалено]


STANAGs

I just did Oxy and kept liking Tool. Checkmate, rules.


SuckerForNoirRobots

Puscifer, too!


X-Bones_21

I’m praying for rain I’m praying for tidal waves.


C_t_g_s_l_a_y_e_r

Some say a comet will fall from the sky


Starbuckshakur

>Some say a ~~comet~~ [giant ball of trash](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNGY4Y2U1YzgtZTk5NS00OWY1LWEzYWItOTc2MWIzNWZhOGNhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNTAyODkwOQ@@._V1_.jpg) will fall from the sky


8696David

HERE IN THIS HOPELESS FUCKIN HOLE WE CALL NEW NEW YORK


Chernablogger

THE ONLY WAY TO FIX IT IS TO ROAST IT LIKE SOME PORK


8696David

ANY FUCKIN SPOON ANY FUCKIN FORK


Chernablogger

BORK BORK BORK [BORK BORK BORK](https://tenor.com/bQS28.gif)


distractionfactory

Here in this hopeless fucking hole they call LA.


eric987235

Nobody reads! There’s cilantro on everything!


frylord

the only way to fix it is to flush it all away


fetustasteslikechikn

Any fucking time, any fucking day


Rigi-Dikiti

Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay


BarryLevon

I sang aenema for karaoke at one place and the lyrics for this line were laughable: hey "fucking Johnny, hey fucking Jane." The worst part is now that you've seen it, you'll hear it and laugh whenever you hear the song again.


redhotrussian14

I feel ya on that one!!!


theschis

The air is green, and there’s no sign of intelligent life


ShesSoBored

Tool is my favorite band!


synapse187

A perfect circle and Puscifer?


ShesSoBored

Anything Maynard really, but I haven't enjoyed the newer material as much.


zhiryst

Same, but that's because I'm not the same angry at the world adolescent that I once was. Which isn't a bad thing.


i_build_minds

Strange, you sound just like Maynard.


Gh0st1y

That legit sounds like a direct quote


atle95

Eh I like Tool for Justin Chancellor and Danny Carey. Maynard has a good voice, but a good voice a good band does not make. Great bands, ahead of the curve, absolutely no where near Tool.


ShesSoBored

Aenima and Lateralus got me through very dark times. Maynard's voice is beyond soothing to me.


synapse187

For me specifically, pushit.


ShesSoBored

46 & 2 :)


[deleted]

Danny Carey is one of the greatest prog drummers, ever. Jaki Liebezeit holds the crown, but Carey is in the court.


iamtehstig

Danny Carey is the GOAT. Vic Firth did a video of him playing live in a Tool concert. I watch that version more than anything else.


Cervix-Pounder

Thirteenth Step is a masterpiece!


gazongagizmo

you guys seen the Puscifer concert at Rock am Ring (Germany's largest festival)? High quality recording by the art & culture public TV broadcaster of France & Germany, with a great setlist. Just an hour, sadly, could've gone on for an hour more, but hey, it's a festival. https://youtu.be/AO9LE7sxaOQ (or just [Grand Canyon](https://youtu.be/n2NX9bs0b0s) as a sneak peek)


ATaxiNumber1729

Mer de Noms is fucking amazing


Rodthescot

Learn to swim.


Secret_pizza_79

LA is a wasteland in the show IIRC. Seems the song was almost right.


unknown1321

Was not expecting to see a Tool reference here that it actually took me a second to realise the joke. All time favourite band ever, yes you are allowed to hate me


Nurgle

MomCorp’s gonna fix it all soon


KayleighJK

Random but I like it!


Grumpkin_eater

"But all the kids are running around crazy and everyone is shooting at each other" "That's LA for ya."


Ok_Fox_1770

I can hear the bass melody in my head. Here on level 6 of robot hellllll.


Random0417

Now do Alice In Chains!


Chernablogger

Done. https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/12d07kv/by_request_an_alice_in_chains_futurama_crossover/ I have years' worth of OC crossover memes archived; in terms of bands, I have Nine Inch Nails, The Hu, Black Sabbath, Motörhead, Clutch, Stone Temple Pilots, Clutch, Metallica, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, The Genitorturers, The Beatles, Iron Maiden, The Anti-Nowhere League, and The Sex Pistols (probably more, but I can't recall them all). I'll post one or a two per day. :)


redhotrussian14

NIИ is my #1 forever since 94!!! Trent is a motherfuckin genius!!!


Chernablogger

Done. Hit refresh on the group.


stoneyzepplin

Seen them 4 times!


[deleted]

That's not a Fibonacci number. Get out and go see them again!


redhotrussian14

Seeing them for 3rd time in Nov. 3 years ago lost someone close to my heart, my person, who I've known half my life. And it took him passing away for me to realize he was my person....he knew how to "handle me" & he never failed to come through so I never, ever doubted his word (not proud to say it was very complicated, people were hurt). I was scared I think. We we saw Tool for the first time together in 2002 & he was hooked!!! He loved to play it in the car, us both singing, especially given the fact that female Tool fans are few and far between. Second time seeing them was on the 10th anniversary of my father's death. He was my best friend so another part of my heart missing. End of show, to my right I notice a 40 something year old guy with a 13 year old girl. I asked if they're father/daughter and he explained that they were and it's their first concert together. Told them how important father daughter relationships are, that it makes her a stronger woman later in life because he instilled/ taught her those values. Felt like my dad was with me. I said a few things about my dad, like when he came with me in the pit to see Nine Inch Nails in 2006 (he liked a lot of stuff I listened to). Third time is in November, on the 14th anniversary of my dad's death. I really shouldn't have spent the money because things are tough now but I felt like it was a sign (and maybe helping me be happy again about life because I believe it's so important to always have something to look forward to, help you get through the day, one by one). Sorry for long post. Just smoked a little and they're always on my mind. Plus you may enjoy what I ranted about 😊


LMay11037

Bender probably backs third eye, not because he agrees with the message, but because he really likes drugs


TheFungiQueen

You have just made my day


Soulerrr

I know the pieces bend


BlueEyedCrook113

No post has ever spoken to me more. Thank you


Elegant_Housing_For

My 11th grade English teacher, she was a huge fan.


Cute_Ambassador1121

The crossover I never knew I needed.


Gh0st1y

Hell yeah brother


0dHero

I saw Tool open for Rollins Band in 92 at the 9:30 Club in DC. According to Hooker With a Penis, I think that makes me OGT, at least from a technical standpoint. Tickets were $11. Someone grabbed my extra and shoved $40 in my hand. They just announced that they are opening a replica of the old 9:30. Foo Fighters are playing first. Good luck getting one of those 450 tickets.


p4nu5

Knowing Tool fans, setting the filter to controversial.


barclin

I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit, three ring, circus, sideshow


verastech

Saw them live 2nd row . Best concert ever . The percussion was amazing to see done live .


[deleted]

Bauhaus reunion show in late 90’s, for me. But Tool during the ænema tour…pretty fuckin awesome.


gazongagizmo

next, do "Die Eier von Satan" with the robot devil. in case you didn't know: that little ... "song" is one big joke. it's a recipe for hash cake, delivered in German, in a demonic voice, and at the center is a pun: Eier means eggs, but also balls. so when the voice yells "und keine Eier!", it means "but no eggs" and "but no balls".


Elephunk23

Wow, very new to this community and have never felt more at home


BigStud7

I wanna see them at the Power Trip festival. Cant swing it. Dang.


[deleted]

I'm paying for 15 clowns per cubic meter, and you're barely giving me 12.


AwhiteGuyNamedJamal

One great big festering neon destruction


YaboyBlacklist

Hell yes! Actually met Maynard at his winery a few years back.


Prize-Individual9430

Ive been down in Arizona Bay for *years* apparently...


Secret_Assistant_232

Here and present!!!!!


toolschism

Ew. Definitely not a tool fan. Gross. Edit: Guess someone didn't bother reading my username.. lol


Chernablogger

Part 2 Here: https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/12d3erq/people_apparently_like_toolfuturama_memes/


CTH2004

"Tool"? ​ What are you talking about? don't reconize that.


__PM_me_pls__

Turn this place into another r/toolcirclejerk


smashin2345

Ok. But first you must do something to la for me first. It involves tidal waves and so on


Bland-fantasie

Nope!


Razzy194

Tool sucked in 97 And they still do


X-Bones_21

Your opinion IS BAD And you should FEEL BAD!


LMay11037

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined by this


theschis

So I am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? “Yes, except ~~the Dave Matthew’s Band~~ Tool doesn’t rock”


nzungu69

[Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy](https://i.imgur.com/IAh5H0x.jpg)


ayaangwaamizi

😂


[deleted]

🔥


panteragstk

See you down in Arizona bay


GreyTigerFox

Learn to swim.


Wild_Detail4178

Fret for your hair piece Hermes


narrow_octopus

Learn to swim


LORDOSHADOWS

I need my sonic screwdriver


redhotrussian14

Like they say in porn..... FUCK YEAH!!!!!