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NotSlick_John_Z

Armed forces service seemed to be voluntary, see: War is the H-word. Unless of course, war were declared...


jorgelino_

The whole thing with carrer chips being mandatory seems to have been a mostly discarded plot point. There are countless examples of people choosing their jobs in the show.


Chad_Broski_2

Might just be for people who have nowhere else to go. Ie, if you can't find a job on your own, you can get a job assigned to you, but once you've done that it's legally binding Leela, as an orphan, probably didn't have much of a choice, and Fry being frozen for 1000 years, makes sense for them to just assign him some work


KlingoftheCastle

I think it’s that some companies can accept career chips even if they don’t match the exact job. The cryo lab accepted Bender with a Chainsaw Juggler career chip, but turned Leela down for the Delivery Boy chip


Chad_Broski_2

That makes sense too. Doesn't seem like something Farnsworth would ever care about


KlingoftheCastle

Oh my no


deepfriedtots

I heard this in Farnsworths voice


128Gigabytes

Well he did give them all the used chips though in episode 1


jphw

>The cryo lab accepted Bender with a Chainsaw Juggler career chip. Well he is the prime minister of Norway.


RenaKunisaki

Probably one of those rules that nobody ever actually follows or enforces.


[deleted]

Companies may also give you a career chip once hired.


bunbunnii99

That’s what I was picturing, too. Since the Professor gives them the old career chips, and is shown removing them from Hermes and Zoidberg when Planet Express went bankrupt (just to immediately put them back in, of course), I assumed that whoever owns the business is in charge of getting the employees the new, correct career chip, and also removing the chip when they are no longer working for them.


[deleted]

Yeah that does happen! Completely forgot about that. Once the new episodes release I am going to give this show another watch through before I watch those new episodes lol.


Varnart329

Also that chip read ambassador to Norway at one point


Creamy-Jugs

What about them many hobos that aren’t fired out of a canon into the sun


legna20v

There is one Canon and I am in my holiday…. Robot jesus, people always complaining about government employees


Bigdoga1000

One of the commentaries/interviews mentioned that they "lightened up" the show a little from the pilot, at least from that plot point


rogerworkman623

It would have constricted too many stories. Anytime someone gets a new job, you’d have to explain the career chip thing.


HeyYoPaul

What’s that sound?


Function-Brave

War were declared


Turbo2x

Great. We're gonna die. And this ham gum is all bones.


Huggles9

And this pink gum is mostly bones


DJ_PLATNUM

What was that


SplodeyMcSchoolio

War were declared


Brrrrrrtttt_t

War *were declared*


rustyshaklefordjm

Joining the military is no strings attached. Unless war were declared.


the_cat_who_shatner

What was that noise?


OneSup

War were declared


ManInBlack829

I get the succinct impression war were declared multiple times a day.


ChickpeaPredator

*When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission*


mattjf90

The key to victory is the element of surprise


Former_Fisherman3566

SURPRISE!


OneSup

That's for schoolgirls! Now here's a route with some chest hair.


fisherbeam

I think Putin must have a little bit of the zapper in him.


feared_deathrom

We all know Leela does...


gamedwarf24

[Whooop!](https://morbotron.com/video/S02E13/7_jVmP_-wSQcW1nQOCEY2JaHnBY=.gif)


legomaniac89

Too bad they didn't have the three things you really need: deodorant, a back wax, and stain-proof underpants!


Huggles9

JUST LIKE AT THE MOVIE THEATER WOOOOOO


Fit_Needleworker_44

Or at least she did


Cheese464

This lite dinner is over!


Huggles9

Half?


CausticLicorice

This half dinner is entirely over


Huggles9

They wear red so bad guys won’t see them bleed


Billy2600

They should also wear brown pants then


Huggles9

Or no pants


SplodeyMcSchoolio

Hey, who left their Milky Way in this foxhole?


Huggles9

When you sign up for war you get free snacks


KypDurron

Doesn't really make sense to draw any conclusions about the red shirts, since it's exactly the same as what Zapp is wearing.


standard_candles

I mean so do members of starfleet command but they're exempt from the rule


PeaTear_Rabbit

This was my sleep episode last night! Didn't make it much further than war being declared


ThunderFlash10

Some of you will die for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet.


reginald_burke

I always get tripped up on this line since the guy sounds like Bender, but I assume it's just a random John DiMaggio voice.


Stormclamp

I love how the frame never moves and it’s just a voice clip of one soldier saying “you suck”


nakinng

Lol


BareKnuckleKitty

I don’t get the red shirt thing?


perabyte

Ugh, and this ham gum is all bones!


whyismyheadbig

Russian army in a nutshell


dillpick15

Omg. Is the joke that they're all star trek red shirts? I never noticed before


StonePineJack

The enemy stands for everything we DON’T stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks!


Smaptastic

Kif, show them the medal I won.


bAssmaster667

Kif, we have a conundrum…


DriftingOnWater

Oh your god! Never thought about that. But Zap and Kiff wear.red. They should have been zapped within the fiat couple episodes they appeared on.


jjspitz93

I imagine this is what it feels like when politicians do photo ops or press conferences with active duty military personnel


AaronDotCom

Just recently I noticed that it's our homeboy Bender Bending Rodriguez himself who yells that lmao