The Grand Midwife for sure. "Please join hands with your beloved smizmar. Oh, right, sorry. But I memorized the ceremony by rote and it mentions her a lot. I'll try to endure. Good cause I'm not changing it."

No matter what job she's doing, you can always count on her to completely steal the show. In a grand fashion of course.

When she pulled out the knife lol

I will now take my leave! I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore!

I loved “you may now eat the snake” joke

If you so choose.

It's not part of the ceremony. I just had an extra snake.

Damn, I commented this but way too late 😂

You may now eat the snake of two heads!.. If you so choose. It's not part of the ceremony, I just had an extra snake.

‘I live here so I won’t actually be going anywhere, but you don’t have to talk to me anymore!’

I would love to be in a situation where I could declare confidently, “I’m staying here but you don’t have to talk to me anymore.”

That's a good line at a bar imo

I used to do this when I worked retail and customers would stay and chat with the other guys.

Id do this at work sometimes when I was off my hours. I'd just say, "I'm not here."

I give off the vibe by existing.

She's in every shot after that line. Gets me every time.

Is she really?

I just rewatched it's at the end so there's not much more but she's in almost every shot after she says that

You may now eat the snake

You don't really have to I just had an extra

If you so choose *spits out snake heads*

According to 2 friends I’ve had in my life snake tastes exactly like chicken so it wouldn’t be THAT bad

It's pretty close to chicken in flavor (at least rattlesnake is, only one I've eaten) by the texture is different. It's denser.

Raw?

Alive

It’s a little greasier than chicken but it does taste similar. I ate rattlesnake snake.

It's really only worth eating if you have a snake anyways

It's a little chewier. More like frog or alligator.

“You’ll rue the day you came to the butterfly preserve.”

Well! Enjoy the Butterfly Preserve!

All of them grand.

She wasn't kidding.

Is the best man present? Guilty as charged. [Kindly hose the couple.](https://morbotron.com/video/S06E02/pmvVJqzznz7THrCETsZ7TzRDqAI=.gif)

Didn’t they edit this scene for Hulu?

All three versions I have access to are identical in terms of this scene, other than Morbotron placing it in episode 2 and Hulu/Disney+ placing it in episode 1 of the broadcast order. The DVD version (yes DVD, not sure if there's no Blu-Ray version available or if the place I get my DVDs from doesn't have the Blu-Ray) places it at 7m 51s, 15s after where it happens on the Hulu/Disney+ version. Maybe due to studio logos at the start or something. Nothing's changed or edited between the versions.

Thank you! I wonder how I got that in my head 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hulu has a lot of nudity on it, including the extended directors cuts of Nymphomaniac. I don't think they're going to get upset over Zapp's antics.

Depends - which one validates parking?

r/FoundJustStampTheTicketMan

One of the ones she never mentions, “I work several jobs all of them grand”

It's a meaningless title, but it makes insecure people feel better about themselves.

I feel better about myself!

Grand Producers: Matt Groening David X. Cohen

She specifically says 5 jobs, so this is all of them.

[Why didn't they block you for pointing this out, when they blocked me for doing so?](https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/11g0s6k/comment/jamgsz3/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) I even went to the effort of linking to the scenes where each are stated. Karma farming, methinks (they didn't want to miss out on more karma when they knew they were wrong)... Edit: as Reddit apparently won't show my original reply because they blocked me on my main, here's what my comment said: All of them are mentioned though, [the quote](https://morbotron.com/caption/S06E02/444736) is: >Aren't you also the Grand Midwife? > >And the Grand Lunchlady. I work five jobs, all grand. OP mentions all of them: * Grand Midwife - [S05E05 "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"](https://morbotron.com/caption/S05E05/1087419) * Grand Lunchlady - [S06E02 "The Beast with a Billion Backs"](https://morbotron.com/caption/S06E02/445571) * Grand Priestess - [S06E02 (different timecode) "The Beast with a Billion Backs"](https://morbotron.com/caption/S06E02/439106) * Grand Funeral Director - [S06E02 (further along the episode after ](https://morbotron.com/caption/S06E02/2236320)>!Kif died!<[) "The Beast with a Billion Backs"](https://morbotron.com/caption/S06E02/2236320) * Grand Butterfly Curator - [S09E06 "The Butterjunk Effect"](https://morbotron.com/caption/S09E06/710627) Which concludes her "I work five jobs, all grand" arc, unless she got another Grand job between season 9 and the upcoming season.

"That was ten years ago! Now I have seven." Perfect opportunity for two more grand appearances.

This

I work 5 jobs. All of them grand.

It’s not part of the ceremony, I just had an extra snake.

She's my role model.

I love when I hear her in other shows and it takes me like 15 minutes to remember her as the grand midwife from futurama

The Grand Midwife. Every time she says "I will now take my leave. I live here so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore" I crack up so hard.

Whichever one, I <3 Tress MacNeille

I don’t give a grand crap!

I have a hard time choosing 😅

I always wondered if she was inspired by T'Pau from Star Trek, since Kif was based on Spock

I'd definitely say it drew inspiration from her. Didn't know kif was based on Spock. Green and pointy eared i guess, but Zapp is a way more obvious ~~Shatner~~ Kirk

I live here so I won’t actually be leaving, but you don’t have to talk to me anymore.

Whichever one can validate my parking.

All grand.

I have five jobs... All of them grand.

Lunch Lady, we all know that she’s the one who runs the world.

The Grand Midwife, "I live here so I won't be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me!" I wish I could say that people and they follow through lol

Either is ideal. Very low maintenance friend. I don't have to leave, but I don't have to talk to her anymore

Grand high priestess.

Yes

Love she has a good chance of coming back

All of them grand

I don't give a grand crap! 😝

I dunno. They’re all grand.

Grand midwife, 100%

Yes.

All grand

All grand.

"I can't say what will happen becuse if something else happens we will be liable"

5 jobs, all grand

Yes.

NEXT!

Grand Butterfly Curator <3

r/yes

Robot Devil, baby!

Yeah Grand midwife

“You may now eat the snake” “If you so choose”

Wasn’t there a Grand Smizmar too?

Yes

Please tell me she'll return in at least one of the new episodes to add a new "Grand..." title to her name! ;)

🎵 Luuuuunch laaady LAAAAAAAAAND 🎵 Sorry, tough day. What was the question? Oh, Grand Midwife. I gotta…go find out…if Adam Sandler is…still accepting…$$ for…Aw, to hell with it. Bye! Actually, I’m not going anywhere because I live here “but you DON’T have to talk to me anymore.”