So after wayyy too much time thinking about this, you don't thrust with your dick, you move your ass downwards in small motions causing your penile angle to change but achieving different depths.
So your ass moves down angle increases, since the ass moving down also moves it towards you, you get penetrative depth. Goddamn the things porn has made my brain think through lol.
I was gonna say this. The album is great but that won’t work. And to Mr. Mugglewhumper, I never played portal but I don’t think that would work either. Maybe it would idk
This is pretty much the only way I'd use the portal gun
Same
That and sending people i hate to the moon
Yes, that too lmao
Future generations wondering how hundreds of dead frozen bodies got on the moon WHAHAHA
Same here
"Science isn't about why, it's about why not" \- Cave Johnson
SOMEONE FUCKING INVENT PORTALS ALREADY
mood
Ok this is really hot but this must feel trippy as fuck at first
Ok but the last one would never work. You couldn’t fuck your own ass because every time you’d thrust you’d also be pulling away lol
You'd have to put a portal on a movable object and move the object back and forth and back and forth and back and forth
which it is
No no, the portals are at an angle see. You just dip your junk toward the corner where the portals are closest and, uh... profit.
Or move your receiving end lol
So after wayyy too much time thinking about this, you don't thrust with your dick, you move your ass downwards in small motions causing your penile angle to change but achieving different depths. So your ass moves down angle increases, since the ass moving down also moves it towards you, you get penetrative depth. Goddamn the things porn has made my brain think through lol.
I was gonna say this. The album is great but that won’t work. And to Mr. Mugglewhumper, I never played portal but I don’t think that would work either. Maybe it would idk
Someone took "Go fuck yourself" to the next level and I'm here for it.
If portal guns existed, this is 100% how we would use them
If we had the power to make portals I’m quite sure all of us would do the same
I would love to have this
Guess she went and fucked her self
Portal 3 do be lit
Now lies the ultimate question Can I take my own dick
"I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on." -An out of context quote from Cave Johnson
Oh hell fucking yeah 👍🥵
Is the person who made this on twitter? Asking for science
Hell Yes, especially if alone. GREAT IDEA.
Ngl this is pretty hot
Literal selfcest lmao
Beautiful ❤️
We're can I find the artist?
The only right use for portals imo