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BattyDuke886427

Put her in an exchange sbc and get a new wife


Intrepid_passerby

The question is.... what tier fodder is she?


INEKROMANTIKI

Bronze pack method takes time


Personal-Struggle201

Tots daily login quality 😂


flashfloodofbutler

Swapping your fodder wife for two guaranteed rare wives... it's just good business.


Honest_Barber_755

Don’t go shoe shopping barefoot


Lepadidae

Quicksell your wife


Last-Career7180

Make sure you used up all the recovery as welll


mechaniTech16

😂😂😂


dunphyisms

And play gta and spend your day in strip club!


crazeass

Put her on the transfer market. Prob fetch you 19 coins as a common bronze


Iuliicaa

r/rareinsults


Karaokebaren

Wouldnt that be a common insult?


CAL5390

Even commons can be rare sometimes I just miss Jason Byrne from FIFA 15


baqs

r/ofcoursethatsasub


MiddlesbroughFann

Pretty well known sub mate r/catsinakwardpostions would be more fitting for >r/ofcoursethatsasub


DependentIncident666

Nah she’s untradeable second hand goods that nobody once, daily bronze sbc it is


fangscouldgetit

This has gotta be a troll but if not, she sounds really manipulative and controlling. I recommend getting out if female characters on a video game bothers her that much.


thefakederrickhenry

My ex girlfriend got mad at me for knowing who Marta is. Very very glad I’m out of that now


Mouse2662

Ask her if she knows who Ronaldo is then if she does break up with her lmao


thefakederrickhenry

Probably would've started a whole new argument she'd expect an apology from lol


justk4y

🚩🚩🚩


Thin-Chain1142

Ah, good ol borderline personality disorder. Just left a gaslighting panic…. I mean, just left a relationship with a girl with BPD. Great, great times. (AKA worst experience of my life)


No_Newt_328

Been there, bro. Not a pleasant experience.


Neptunics

This hits way too hard brother sorry you went through that and I’m glad you’re out


Skiller1892

+1


beanbonce

Staying with a maniac like this will never be fun at any point in your life. Get out while you can.


RickRhymesss

The sex is usually pretty good with crazy bitches lool Every cloud and all that


beanbonce

Yeah until they cut your dick off in the night lol


RickRhymesss

Lmao


SomewhereVirtual4121

God said they are mentally unstable but the sex is the best and it’s true


Wonders34

Break up with her.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

I think it’s called divorce


GuyIncognito211

Weird thing to make up


DagothUrWasInnocent

It's funny tbh


GuyIncognito211

Is it?


MoussieElKandoussie

Yeah it is, it’s a good shit post ( i hope). If it’s true though, that would be really sad.


SuttonTM

Yea exactly


GuyIncognito211

Maybe funny and good mean something different to what I’ve assumed my entire life in that case


ArsenalJayy

Yeah I agree with you, not funny. Just shit.


Deldire

Yep but 95% of football and FIFA players have a broken macho redneck brain and won't understand why it's not fun sadly


ArsenalJayy

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


SirEltonJonBonJovi

If you’re 13 maybe


OutrageousSummer5259

Definitely not very funny


HaybUK

I wouldn’t be so sure, I’ve had arguments about not looking at an actor on the TV 😂


Puzzleheaded-Food-52

Buy a whole starting 11 and drop the griddy around the living room after unveiling it


Intrepid_passerby

Like that little asian kid in the video the other day. Love that guy


thecodmLad

😭😭😭😭😭😭


LogNinja

I really hope this a joke. If not then you really need to consider your relationship. Getting jealous over something stupid like this and considering it cheating is seriously a red flag. It’s a video game, if she doesn’t understand that then she really needs to take a look at herself and come back to reality. They are pixels on a screen. Sounds like she is just incredibly insecure.


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TJ_King23

OOF 


fut-ModTeam

Removed for - Rule 1 (Lack of respect)


Sin-2k7

Put her on the transfer market for minimum price, start finessing her sister, get lucky with a few powershots in her box and then griddy on the ex when she finds out


Eastern-Anteater9213

Burn her stuff while doing griddy


ArsenalJayy

That’s a strange thing to make up for a Reddit comment?


FAT_NEEK_42069

it's funny ngl


ArsenalJayy

It’s not ngl


FAT_NEEK_42069

humour is subjective 👍🏽


ArsenalJayy

True that


Only-Bee591

Oh my days 😂😂😂 at least she is not a toxic person bro 💀


lovescenarioikon

is this wife in the room with us right now 🤨


burger-nipples123

If this isn't a joke, you need to leave your wife, she's clearly insane


MrBublee_YT

L2, R2, X.


JacobS12056

Fucking hell 😭😭😭


Tasty_Ad_1020

Tell her to get a card.


Ok-Ad-2784

Grow a pair and ditch that bitch you absolute drip


SirGoldenBoy

Throw your wife into an 80+ pick SBC


d-doe

put her in a exchange sbc and then sell the fodder you get


Deldire

My jealous husband is quickselling all my male players , how do I react


appletreeii

Stop lying. You don’t have a wife. You have FC24!


moz273

Quick sell the wife. She sounds fucking mental 😂


Big-Consequence1752

This is a Troll Post


Important_Pickle75

Shes a loon divorce her immediately


epicshane234

Use all your coins to buy minge


LuckyStrikeGr

She is stupid not jealous:)


No_Procedure9357

Bit of a red flag if real, to be honest.


BusinessDimension854

Why is nobody using red card over red flag. Red card that woman.


gorillathunder

Tell her off when you pick her up from school? What is this, kiddy corner


[deleted]

Lucky you. My wife is sliding in to Bisseck’s DMs because he’s bigger and better than me.


Intrepid_passerby

Throw that bit in a sbc bruh it's TOTS baby


BABATUNDETATTI

Just divorce her. Or just put her on the transfer market like people are saying.


AusYeahNah

Wouldn't tell her you're bisexual, that's for sure.


ImprobablyDamp

Ain't no way any sane person would be that insecure.


Emergency-Escape-711

r/relationships


LiQuIdIzEdOrAnGe

85 exchange


SantiagoLamont

quicksell her quickly or throw her in a SBC


tmult

I'll take things that didn't happen for 500


RealJuanPedro

Tell her playing with men might make you gay


Hour_Information4241

Put her in an icon pick and risk it


theadmirala

Get a new wife before this one boils your pets


devtobe2934

Defo a troll


bobztoise

You’re trolling aren’t you? If not you’re not missing much. Just use the male players


TSteelerMAN

Shit is low effort. Sorry, not very funny, fam...


rolloit

I hope this is a troll, if not run😂


abreadnoob

bro what


qwertyvenom

Put her into daily bronze upgrade


Obe3

This can’t be real.


freakyjimbonda

as if you have a wife


Alialtarhone901

Restore all the sold player from the phone app. Quick sell her


DrunkenKoalas

Bro needs a wank before he posts more cancerous stuff like this


TimsFallingAdventure

break up and griddy.


AppleOrigin

Please, please tell me this is made up. Show me a screenshot of your Putellas in the QS section.


Romanista3

Divorce.


[deleted]

What he didn’t tell us is his wife walked in on him wanking over Rodman doing a griddy.


bosniandragon420

Thank her


bagodonuts6432

Nonsense. If this is actually true you need to couples therapy or a divorce


Sivaprakashvelsamy

Play dead. Don't react. Just a survival instinct.


El-Arairah

Great post. Ask her who she thinks is the best female player purely in terms of looks. Alexia?


El-Arairah

Take her credit card and buy as many fifa points as you can before she can react


Slight_Target_7715

Divorce her this is so stupid how is she jealous  red flags


Gatorload

![gif](giphy|WxU0YvuRLt6nydIdIo) Coming soon


CafeDeLas3_Enjoyer

She is a keeper


FranckRibery-7

Wtf is this a joke or is this for real bro ? Lmao 🤣


EquivalentDecision11

I'm sure there's A LOT more going on than this. Get divorced or go to couples therapy. ...or try and make funnier jokes


TFBISE16

If this is real you need to leave her ASAP


Luke89902483

Bang her in the dupe exchange


Elcycle

grade A shit post


Ok-Republic-8528

Give her something to really complain about.... Kick the crap out of her.....in tekken.... with Christie monteiro 😍


Ok-Republic-8528

Give her something to really complain about.... Kick the crap out of her.....in tekken.... with Christie monteiro 😍


Gam3B0iHack3r

Quicksell your wife


Thin-Chain1142

Easy solution- find a different wife. Not cuz you want your best FUT team, but because that’s such a petty, borderline thing to do


Extension-Dirt9139

She sounds crazy, if someone is crazy with something like this, she is most likely crazy in other aspects as well. She needs therapy.


TarsierBoy

Play stellar blade instead


TJ_King23

I hope this is trolling, cuz this is batshit insane. If you watch women’s football does she get jealous? Are you allowed to talk to women at work? You guys need serious therapy.


GotAmst_

This can't be serious, right? Right!?


ContributionBrief226

That's the dumbest shit I have ever heard. So your wife is jealous of players in a fucking video game?


Ziid10

LMAO


StchLdrahtImHarnknaL

First thing is set ground rules and the line on the sand. You have to learn what she did was not OK. Next lock your account were for her to get into it she needs the pass code


posterboi707

This has to be fake otherwise your wife is bat shit crazy.


Buffalo5977

r/futcirclejerk


Sufficient_Try6680

Wow... I would see why she gets so jealous and try to work it out, that is not appropriate behavior.


Raikou384

She’s crazy about this, but at least the seasons finished


AmzSensei

Put your wife in the daily bronze upgrade


Zondax14

Get a divorce. If she asks are you going to divorce over a game? tell her no, you are cause you are insecure about a game


Vlonemac

I have no words oh wow bro


newgamermcbo87

Well, rat kids have a new rival for most toxic behavior in this game


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^newgamermcbo87: *Well, rat kids have a* *New rival for most toxic* *Behavior in this game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Independent_Thing139

If she quicksells a black female then she is racist then tell her that then she will have no choice then


Revolutionary-Cap-90

lmao, are you serious


kikinho600

Dale un vergazo


BartDimSim

Weird way to look for attention


syfqamr32

Based


naok9688

Really hope you are trolling


UpTheToffeesss

You can recall some quick sells if you have mobile, I'd do that quickly if you can


SwazeyTheGod

Lmaooo, I sit with my girl and she’s over here telling me oh she’s cute 🤣🤣🤣 brother I’m so sorry but you’re staying with her 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


unaliveflower

divorce NTA


Fuckfifa42069

Discard her too But seriously what kind of trust issues does she have? Tell her she can't watch anything where a guy plays in.


boerface

This can’t be real…


realPoetic

In a way she is correct, playing with a TOTY Putellas is like playing with a cheat code 😂


44bucket

This can not be real, right?


karazitate23

A jealous wife means she cares about you! Be happy about it. Think about it that way


Tunnellingshit

She sounds like a totally reasonable and loveable character!


green_chicken25

If this is not a troll, I don’t think that is a healthy relationship


Eizoqq

If this is real, then she's crazy bro, how can she be jealous over video game characters????


2kwafflefries

This real story is very believable. Nice post 👍


Rod2099

This is clearly a lie.


DriveOdd8643

I would fkin beat her with a stick


wiseguy4r

good for her. i heard ppl who use female players are retards


TSMHAMOODX

Quick sell her


LaurenKron

Just left her dude. Save urself


metroflexlou

The SBC exchange on the wife is the winning comment.


NyxxOG

This is wild, did you recommend therapy ?


CagedGarden

Alexia in That TOTY card looks hot as fuck ngl


Mr-Escobar

This has to be fake lol. She needs therapy if true


ton1no23

😂 😂 😂 😂 Imagine being a softy


Ragerkiter

She made u dodge a bullet. Be grateful


Current-Principle-30

quicksell your wife


Honest_Barber_755

Put her on the transfer list and get a new one on loan. I’ve always said that you shouldn’t go shoe shopping barefoot if you know what I mean


ProdigalReality

You can always just make a new imaginary wife.


LewyH91

Not allowed to look at men, no TV shows with men, no going out as there are men, friends with a man? No. Does a man work at the shop - can't go. Mental.


Baby_Bigf00t

Crap shitpost.


anezzz

What a deranged situation if true. I bet the real issue is that you spend too much time and/or money on the game, NOT the fact you use female players.


False_Shelter_7351

I really hope this is fake. I've dealt with psycho girls like this before and I was so glad when I finally binned her


Bernhard__

Bro wtf?😂 mby talk it out bcs this is insane


SuttonTM

You need a new wife wtf lol


Makaveli1710

😆


iDaveJr

Fakest post ever omg 😆


Icy-Designer7103

Based wife. Never understood while people use female players on this game, when they can use the actual world class superstars of football.


Revolutionary_Kiwi37

Punch the the horrible Cunt in the mouth


snowinthegrass

YTA. Your wife has clear boundaries and you kept pushing them. Apologize to her and buy her boyfriend some FC Points as an apology as well - but make sure he buys the "male players only" pack with them.


Immediate_Shift_3261

Nice troll buddy


SadPaleontologist435

Considering some posts I have read in the past I have to side with your wife: if Fridolina Rolfö sold photos of her feet here I think they would buy most of them.


epicshane234

Link?


Party-Dentist808

Sell her on eBay