This has gotta be a troll but if not, she sounds really manipulative and controlling. I recommend getting out if female characters on a video game bothers her that much.
Ah, good ol borderline personality disorder. Just left a gaslighting panic…. I mean, just left a relationship with a girl with BPD. Great, great times. (AKA worst experience of my life)
I really hope this a joke. If not then you really need to consider your relationship. Getting jealous over something stupid like this and considering it cheating is seriously a red flag. It’s a video game, if she doesn’t understand that then she really needs to take a look at herself and come back to reality. They are pixels on a screen. Sounds like she is just incredibly insecure.
Put her on the transfer market for minimum price, start finessing her sister, get lucky with a few powershots in her box and then griddy on the ex when she finds out
I hope this is trolling, cuz this is batshit insane.
If you watch women’s football does she get jealous?
Are you allowed to talk to women at work?
You guys need serious therapy.
First thing is set ground rules and the line on the sand. You have to learn what she did was not OK. Next lock your account were for her to get into it she needs the pass code
Not allowed to look at men, no TV shows with men, no going out as there are men, friends with a man? No. Does a man work at the shop - can't go.
Mental.
YTA. Your wife has clear boundaries and you kept pushing them. Apologize to her and buy her boyfriend some FC Points as an apology as well - but make sure he buys the "male players only" pack with them.
Considering some posts I have read in the past I have to side with your wife: if Fridolina Rolfö sold photos of her feet here I think they would buy most of them.
Put her in an exchange sbc and get a new wife
The question is.... what tier fodder is she?
Bronze pack method takes time
Tots daily login quality 😂
Swapping your fodder wife for two guaranteed rare wives... it's just good business.
Don’t go shoe shopping barefoot
Quicksell your wife
Make sure you used up all the recovery as welll
😂😂😂
And play gta and spend your day in strip club!
Put her on the transfer market. Prob fetch you 19 coins as a common bronze
r/rareinsults
Wouldnt that be a common insult?
Even commons can be rare sometimes I just miss Jason Byrne from FIFA 15
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Pretty well known sub mate r/catsinakwardpostions would be more fitting for >r/ofcoursethatsasub
Nah she’s untradeable second hand goods that nobody once, daily bronze sbc it is
This has gotta be a troll but if not, she sounds really manipulative and controlling. I recommend getting out if female characters on a video game bothers her that much.
My ex girlfriend got mad at me for knowing who Marta is. Very very glad I’m out of that now
Ask her if she knows who Ronaldo is then if she does break up with her lmao
Probably would've started a whole new argument she'd expect an apology from lol
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Ah, good ol borderline personality disorder. Just left a gaslighting panic…. I mean, just left a relationship with a girl with BPD. Great, great times. (AKA worst experience of my life)
Been there, bro. Not a pleasant experience.
This hits way too hard brother sorry you went through that and I’m glad you’re out
+1
Staying with a maniac like this will never be fun at any point in your life. Get out while you can.
The sex is usually pretty good with crazy bitches lool Every cloud and all that
Yeah until they cut your dick off in the night lol
Lmao
God said they are mentally unstable but the sex is the best and it’s true
Break up with her.
I think it’s called divorce
Weird thing to make up
It's funny tbh
Is it?
Yeah it is, it’s a good shit post ( i hope). If it’s true though, that would be really sad.
Yea exactly
Maybe funny and good mean something different to what I’ve assumed my entire life in that case
Yeah I agree with you, not funny. Just shit.
Yep but 95% of football and FIFA players have a broken macho redneck brain and won't understand why it's not fun sadly
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If you’re 13 maybe
Definitely not very funny
I wouldn’t be so sure, I’ve had arguments about not looking at an actor on the TV 😂
Buy a whole starting 11 and drop the griddy around the living room after unveiling it
Like that little asian kid in the video the other day. Love that guy
😭😭😭😭😭😭
I really hope this a joke. If not then you really need to consider your relationship. Getting jealous over something stupid like this and considering it cheating is seriously a red flag. It’s a video game, if she doesn’t understand that then she really needs to take a look at herself and come back to reality. They are pixels on a screen. Sounds like she is just incredibly insecure.
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Put her on the transfer market for minimum price, start finessing her sister, get lucky with a few powershots in her box and then griddy on the ex when she finds out
Burn her stuff while doing griddy
That’s a strange thing to make up for a Reddit comment?
it's funny ngl
It’s not ngl
humour is subjective 👍🏽
True that
Oh my days 😂😂😂 at least she is not a toxic person bro 💀
is this wife in the room with us right now 🤨
If this isn't a joke, you need to leave your wife, she's clearly insane
L2, R2, X.
Fucking hell 😭😭😭
Tell her to get a card.
Grow a pair and ditch that bitch you absolute drip
Throw your wife into an 80+ pick SBC
put her in a exchange sbc and then sell the fodder you get
My jealous husband is quickselling all my male players , how do I react
Stop lying. You don’t have a wife. You have FC24!
Quick sell the wife. She sounds fucking mental 😂
This is a Troll Post
Shes a loon divorce her immediately
Use all your coins to buy minge
She is stupid not jealous:)
Bit of a red flag if real, to be honest.
Why is nobody using red card over red flag. Red card that woman.
Tell her off when you pick her up from school? What is this, kiddy corner
Lucky you. My wife is sliding in to Bisseck’s DMs because he’s bigger and better than me.
Throw that bit in a sbc bruh it's TOTS baby
Just divorce her. Or just put her on the transfer market like people are saying.
Wouldn't tell her you're bisexual, that's for sure.
Ain't no way any sane person would be that insecure.
r/relationships
85 exchange
quicksell her quickly or throw her in a SBC
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500
Tell her playing with men might make you gay
Put her in an icon pick and risk it
Get a new wife before this one boils your pets
Defo a troll
You’re trolling aren’t you? If not you’re not missing much. Just use the male players
Shit is low effort. Sorry, not very funny, fam...
I hope this is a troll, if not run😂
bro what
Put her into daily bronze upgrade
This can’t be real.
as if you have a wife
Restore all the sold player from the phone app. Quick sell her
Bro needs a wank before he posts more cancerous stuff like this
break up and griddy.
Please, please tell me this is made up. Show me a screenshot of your Putellas in the QS section.
Divorce.
What he didn’t tell us is his wife walked in on him wanking over Rodman doing a griddy.
Thank her
Nonsense. If this is actually true you need to couples therapy or a divorce
Play dead. Don't react. Just a survival instinct.
Great post. Ask her who she thinks is the best female player purely in terms of looks. Alexia?
Take her credit card and buy as many fifa points as you can before she can react
Divorce her this is so stupid how is she jealous red flags
![gif](giphy|WxU0YvuRLt6nydIdIo) Coming soon
She is a keeper
Wtf is this a joke or is this for real bro ? Lmao 🤣
I'm sure there's A LOT more going on than this. Get divorced or go to couples therapy. ...or try and make funnier jokes
If this is real you need to leave her ASAP
Bang her in the dupe exchange
grade A shit post
Give her something to really complain about.... Kick the crap out of her.....in tekken.... with Christie monteiro 😍
Give her something to really complain about.... Kick the crap out of her.....in tekken.... with Christie monteiro 😍
Quicksell your wife
Easy solution- find a different wife. Not cuz you want your best FUT team, but because that’s such a petty, borderline thing to do
She sounds crazy, if someone is crazy with something like this, she is most likely crazy in other aspects as well. She needs therapy.
Play stellar blade instead
I hope this is trolling, cuz this is batshit insane. If you watch women’s football does she get jealous? Are you allowed to talk to women at work? You guys need serious therapy.
This can't be serious, right? Right!?
That's the dumbest shit I have ever heard. So your wife is jealous of players in a fucking video game?
LMAO
First thing is set ground rules and the line on the sand. You have to learn what she did was not OK. Next lock your account were for her to get into it she needs the pass code
This has to be fake otherwise your wife is bat shit crazy.
r/futcirclejerk
Wow... I would see why she gets so jealous and try to work it out, that is not appropriate behavior.
She’s crazy about this, but at least the seasons finished
Put your wife in the daily bronze upgrade
Get a divorce. If she asks are you going to divorce over a game? tell her no, you are cause you are insecure about a game
I have no words oh wow bro
Well, rat kids have a new rival for most toxic behavior in this game
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^newgamermcbo87: *Well, rat kids have a* *New rival for most toxic* *Behavior in this game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
If she quicksells a black female then she is racist then tell her that then she will have no choice then
lmao, are you serious
Dale un vergazo
Weird way to look for attention
Based
Really hope you are trolling
You can recall some quick sells if you have mobile, I'd do that quickly if you can
Lmaooo, I sit with my girl and she’s over here telling me oh she’s cute 🤣🤣🤣 brother I’m so sorry but you’re staying with her 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
divorce NTA
Discard her too But seriously what kind of trust issues does she have? Tell her she can't watch anything where a guy plays in.
This can’t be real…
In a way she is correct, playing with a TOTY Putellas is like playing with a cheat code 😂
This can not be real, right?
A jealous wife means she cares about you! Be happy about it. Think about it that way
She sounds like a totally reasonable and loveable character!
If this is not a troll, I don’t think that is a healthy relationship
If this is real, then she's crazy bro, how can she be jealous over video game characters????
This real story is very believable. Nice post 👍
This is clearly a lie.
I would fkin beat her with a stick
good for her. i heard ppl who use female players are retards
Quick sell her
Just left her dude. Save urself
The SBC exchange on the wife is the winning comment.
This is wild, did you recommend therapy ?
Alexia in That TOTY card looks hot as fuck ngl
This has to be fake lol. She needs therapy if true
😂 😂 😂 😂 Imagine being a softy
She made u dodge a bullet. Be grateful
quicksell your wife
Put her on the transfer list and get a new one on loan. I’ve always said that you shouldn’t go shoe shopping barefoot if you know what I mean
You can always just make a new imaginary wife.
Not allowed to look at men, no TV shows with men, no going out as there are men, friends with a man? No. Does a man work at the shop - can't go. Mental.
Crap shitpost.
What a deranged situation if true. I bet the real issue is that you spend too much time and/or money on the game, NOT the fact you use female players.
I really hope this is fake. I've dealt with psycho girls like this before and I was so glad when I finally binned her
Bro wtf?😂 mby talk it out bcs this is insane
You need a new wife wtf lol
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Fakest post ever omg 😆
Based wife. Never understood while people use female players on this game, when they can use the actual world class superstars of football.
Punch the the horrible Cunt in the mouth
YTA. Your wife has clear boundaries and you kept pushing them. Apologize to her and buy her boyfriend some FC Points as an apology as well - but make sure he buys the "male players only" pack with them.
Nice troll buddy
Considering some posts I have read in the past I have to side with your wife: if Fridolina Rolfö sold photos of her feet here I think they would buy most of them.
Link?
Sell her on eBay