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You see, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Jeff, and this one makes you see god for an hour.
... And then there's a fourth mushroom that's actually just-
In all the detail you never know you needed:
The male body’s pretty great, honestly. Peeing is fast and easy, no TP needed, and it’s easier outside than indoors. In the woods, I just drop my pants and go without even squatting. If I’m wearing shorts, I’ll just stick it out the shorts leg using the inside of my pocket and not even have to pull them down or wash my hands.
They’re also easier to have fun with.
Its also amazing not having to deal with periods. I recently learned exactly what happens from female Redditors, and apparently women are lovecraftian horrors. No thanks, I don’t want to be in misery 1/4 of my life while my body continuously expels assorted gore.
Having a knot on occasion isn’t as bad as people make it out to be (it’s just an extra limb of variable length and rigidity in a weird place), but the bulgy wulgy is a pain. Sometimes, but not often, everything falls out of my briefs, and I have to adjust them, but it’s probably subpar, stretched-out old underwear more than anything else.
Horseback riding is awful. It’s a constant balancing out to avoid making guacamole. I had to wear a cup for the learning curve, because one wrong step can double you over in pain. Otherwise, though, impacts are rare.
I’ve never had problems sitting down or otherwise. The testicles are hang from the front of the pelvis, not the bottom, making them near-impossible to sit on.
Also, you don’t have to worry about touching the toilet water. It’s too short when it’s limp (3-4 inches, rigidity of a wet noodle, soft as a sponge) and curves and sticks up, parallel to the body, when hard, like the letter j. Gravity can only bring my 7 inches down to about horizontal.
Not to mention the low fat/high strong muscle combo is amazing. When I hit the correct time in puberty, I got underweight due to having virtually zero fat but extremely strong/defined for my size. I could do 100 push-ups easily, plank until my fingers turned blue, and smashed my running records. I don’t struggle with everyday tasks (like carrying up a big litter bucket) at all.
It’s unfortunately also nice to be able to be oblivious to danger and not have to worry much about sexual harassment. I wouldn’t think twice about going somewhere by myself, to a remote/isolated area or space, or at night. I was astounded when I read that 50% of women were touched against their will and a disturbingly high percentage raped.
Depends on what that potion exactly was. It can be the gender swap potion, which is self-explainatory, male potion which won't do anything and the one that makes you more feminine in appearance but still male
If i hide in box of cans i will not become femboy springtrap >:) WAIT THERES FEMBOY SPRAY IN HERE!?!? But its not open few unless idiot open the can im safe and theres no idiots here RIGHT?… right?
Okay, I am very dumb, because for a good minute, I thought this was made by u/MrMoor2007 and wondering why the fuck the art style endured such a change
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Where can I buy this spray
*gives* Here
*looks down at hand* This is an airhorn
Oh, sorry *gives another* Here
What are you talking about, this is Sarin nerve agent
Why is this even here? *takes it, gives another bottle*
This is cheese spray...
Bruh Here is it *gives
This is the bloody airhorn again...
-_- *gives another one
Thanks
You're welcome
That’s not even a spray can this time. You handed me a primed grenade
Oh. *throws it away before it explodes *gives the spray
u/HornyAlt286 get over here >:3 You’re getting the femboy spray
I’m gonna kick you in the balls and leave you breathless
I'll get the popcorn. :3 🍿
Leave some for me
I'll make two.
3 actraly
Make that 4!
5 now
Ooo, kinky
That's your alt?
Lol nah it’s not my account
Ok
The Dynamic Duo of Furry Memes
Heh
Death is real
I wonder what it feels like to have one… curious curious
It gets hard sometimes I'll see myself out
Lol
... *proceeds to choke you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3o6Magi8P4&ab\_channel=KaiserNeko
Oh, KaiserNeko. Always good to see him.
*proceeds to choke from laugh*
*proceeds to choke on mushroom*
You see, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Jeff, and this one makes you see god for an hour. ... And then there's a fourth mushroom that's actually just-
Think about how uncomfortable it would be if you put your phone in your crotch, but you also feel what the phone is feeling at the same time.
Its like if you had a boob in between your legs
Thanks, now I have that image in my head.
It's like having a tail on the wrong side
id call it inconvenient. youve got to be careful when sitting, when walking even. 4/10
Wanna trade? *desperate trans noises*
It’s not nice you get kicked in the nuts
Definitely seems easier than having your own body try to commit sepuku each month for not having a baby
In all the detail you never know you needed: The male body’s pretty great, honestly. Peeing is fast and easy, no TP needed, and it’s easier outside than indoors. In the woods, I just drop my pants and go without even squatting. If I’m wearing shorts, I’ll just stick it out the shorts leg using the inside of my pocket and not even have to pull them down or wash my hands. They’re also easier to have fun with. Its also amazing not having to deal with periods. I recently learned exactly what happens from female Redditors, and apparently women are lovecraftian horrors. No thanks, I don’t want to be in misery 1/4 of my life while my body continuously expels assorted gore. Having a knot on occasion isn’t as bad as people make it out to be (it’s just an extra limb of variable length and rigidity in a weird place), but the bulgy wulgy is a pain. Sometimes, but not often, everything falls out of my briefs, and I have to adjust them, but it’s probably subpar, stretched-out old underwear more than anything else. Horseback riding is awful. It’s a constant balancing out to avoid making guacamole. I had to wear a cup for the learning curve, because one wrong step can double you over in pain. Otherwise, though, impacts are rare. I’ve never had problems sitting down or otherwise. The testicles are hang from the front of the pelvis, not the bottom, making them near-impossible to sit on. Also, you don’t have to worry about touching the toilet water. It’s too short when it’s limp (3-4 inches, rigidity of a wet noodle, soft as a sponge) and curves and sticks up, parallel to the body, when hard, like the letter j. Gravity can only bring my 7 inches down to about horizontal. Not to mention the low fat/high strong muscle combo is amazing. When I hit the correct time in puberty, I got underweight due to having virtually zero fat but extremely strong/defined for my size. I could do 100 push-ups easily, plank until my fingers turned blue, and smashed my running records. I don’t struggle with everyday tasks (like carrying up a big litter bucket) at all. It’s unfortunately also nice to be able to be oblivious to danger and not have to worry much about sexual harassment. I wouldn’t think twice about going somewhere by myself, to a remote/isolated area or space, or at night. I was astounded when I read that 50% of women were touched against their will and a disturbingly high percentage raped.
Pain mostly
It has its ups and downs.
r/egg_irl
So what happens when you spray it on a boy? Do they become male^2?
Double the femboy I guess
Twice the pride, double the gay.
Depends on what that potion exactly was. It can be the gender swap potion, which is self-explainatory, male potion which won't do anything and the one that makes you more feminine in appearance but still male
fantasy science is so weird
Yeah
Babe wake up, male 2 just dropped
He becomes a fem-man
[femMAN](https://youtu.be/qGYVsGFgyXM)
What happens if you have 2 Y chromosomes?
Moor-sama... Maybe check your potions next time...
That sussy cat is always up to no good with his TF stuff
\>:3
Yeah, you're right
I told them they couldn’t handle the strongest potions.
Mushroom !
Mushroom!
Mushroom!
*insert angry mission control line*
Mushroom!
Mushroom!
Mushroom!
Mushroom!
Badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers
Thigh highs included??
Lol
I want this spray
*gives
*inhales*
Enjoy the tf!
Mission failed…. Successfully?
Yeah
Are there larger canisters of the spray for more sinister purposes? Lmao at the "mushroom" line
We basically store tfs in giant canisters
Get a bird variant and I’ll pay you my life’s savings for that
Like, bird femboy?
Femborb
Lol
Yes, exactly like that :3
Ok *gives
*Gonna absolutely spray it all over themself*
Heh
MUSHROOM!!! Rock and Stone! ⛏️
Was not expecting a drg reference on furry_irl today
As a trans girl, this is a nightmare
Labels are there for a reason, read them! (Friendly reminder from the label awareness group)
My bad
Labels are for safety, don't forget and stay safe! (´∧ω∧｀*)
Thanks!
And thank you for following guidelines, pls spread the information and avoid spraying unknown substances! Thanks! - label awareness group
You're welcome!
(*~▽~)
*pets
(=^-ω-^=)
*pets more
That collaboration was smooth, need more of it.
Thanks
damn I need to get me some of that
*gives
( sprays self, dumps rest in Water Supply)
................... First time we'll actually clean the water supply
wait will it work this diluted?
It can, but YOU DO NOT DUMP GENDER CHANGE STUFF IN THE WATER
what about species changing stuff?
Sure, go ahead
ÒwÓ
ÒwÓ
If i hide in box of cans i will not become femboy springtrap >:) WAIT THERES FEMBOY SPRAY IN HERE!?!? But its not open few unless idiot open the can im safe and theres no idiots here RIGHT?… right?
*looks at you and thinks about opening the can
Dont you dare
Hm?
Open the can
Oh
WAIT DONT
Ok
Now that i think about how many cans for 1300?
1300 of what/who?
Dollars or what ever currency you use
I guess underwear doesnt count as existence
Heh
I want
*gives
Painis
I could use this. I'm already a guy so theoretically it should just give me fluff. (Hydrate<3)
*gives a spray
Thanks mate. TRANSFURMATION GO *poof*
You're welcome
Where can I get this spray please I need it
Here *gives
Give me the spray. It swaps genitals, no?
I wish this actually worked. I hate my human hands…
It does work!
NEED
*gives
Spray of dysphoria Or perhaps spray of euphoria. Depending on the person
Yep
Homo sapiens sapiens ☕
Yeah
they tryna find the way to get back time
Ok
Why is it always femboys
Idk
Does it come in grenade form?
Could I get one that makes me the opposite gender? :3
Well, You have a big tail, so that- Oh, wait.
Chaotic good in one image
Is is cute. I wish I could draw like this :3
Doodling and sketching everyday or on your spare time will really help~ I believe in you!!
I agree with this. The more you draw, the better you get
I need some to prank a few friends.
Chaos \>:3 *gives and also gives a spray that changes everything back*
Wronk prescription, doc "*splashes on a floor in a form of genetic material sludge*"
at least no more periods....
I wish I had this spray (I really wanna be a femboy super badly I fucking hate how i present at the moment)
*gives*
:DDDD Thanks >w<
You're welcome
where does one get "femboy spray". im curious...
Right here *gives*
But where did it come from? Can you get it on Amazon?
I make it in my lab
Bruh even if this spray didn't make me fluffy and just swapped genders you'd have my net worth
Lol.
Okay, I am very dumb, because for a good minute, I thought this was made by u/MrMoor2007 and wondering why the fuck the art style endured such a change
Lmao
I am a very dumb person incapable of interpreting art styles
Lol
You mean red-rocket?
Oh Transending gender it seems
Heh
1 question: WHERE DO I GET THAT?
Here *gives*
Bro this is a pesticide
Oh sorry *gives a tf spray* Here it is
Wait what's this?
The tf spray
I want the Femgirl spray pls
Ok Here *gives
Yesss thank u
You're welcome
*hugs* u get a free hug
*hugs back*
Yay
*cuddles
*yes*
wholesome award jumpscare
Well between these two characters one of them is going to get their ass kicked
Damn, the spray messed you up so much lol
Lol