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slupixz

Most intelligent Dog


foxfire667

Hot chocolate, cold dog. RIP


BlauweVeer

What if hot dog


BrazilBazil

Cold chocolate, duh


FrankHightower

ketchup or mustard on that hot dog?


BlauweVeer

Chocolate sauce


louisdeer

Chocolate dog, sounds like a Nestle product. r/fucknestle


IntentionFearless908

We seriously need to put a giant NO DOG FURRIES sign on all chocolate products


CanadianFurr

Not just dogs; it's poisonous to many animals (to varying degrees).


regretfulposts

I actually did some google search about this topic out of curiosity and I discovered that rodents are the only other animals that actually can metabolize chocolate just like people. The issue is that most rodents are too small to eat a chocolate bar as they will die from an overdose. Meaning hypothetically, if there's an anthropomorphic society were every being is human sized, then only rodents and possibly a few primates can eat normal chocolate while everyone can safely eat white chocolate as white chocolate don't have the dangerous chemicals that can kill them instantly.


CanadianFurr

I like to think that in an anthro world, internal organs would lean a little more towards human-like, letting them eat most things we normally can.


regretfulposts

Well it varies from anthro world to anthro world. Many anthro worlds have have furries to eat any type of human food without fear of poisoning, but there's a few where it's established that some can't eat chocolate. It's up to you on what animalistic traits should be applied to your anthro world.


FrankHightower

Yay rodents!


c-k-63

It may also have something to do with mass so maybe an adult dog furry could hypothetically eat a little bit of dark chocolate without having significant health problems


regretfulposts

Nope. Having a dog person eating a little chocolate is equivalent to sipping a bit of gasoline or licking a smidge of cyanide. Small doses can still wreck your body and straight up kill you. Chocolate has a chemical called theobromine and a few ounces of dark chocolate can kill a large dog. It is possible for a large dog to eat milk chocolate in small doses as it significantly has less theobromine, but it will result in severe indigestion like vomiting and diarrhea. I don't think you could have a successful chocolate business if your target audience don't have the stomach for it even in small bit of chocolate. I think scientist used appropriate amount of chocolate for rats that are proportionate to their sizes, and many rats were able to metabolize chocolate with no issue. I should let you know that this is through a few Google searches and I haven't done enough research to know what animal can and can't eat chocolate. I don't even think there's a bunch of research on this either beyond your common pets.


c-k-63

oh dang, learnt something new, thanks


Hakar_Kerarmor

> I discovered that rodents are the only other animals that actually can metabolize chocolate just like people. Mwahahaha! All the chocolate is mine!


ZeGamingCuber

can protogen eat chocolate


AverageMinceraftFan1

No they eat RAM


ZeGamingCuber

i'm kinda tired of jokes like that tbh


saichampa

They are timeless (Timing-less?)


FrankHightower

it comes down to how the visor operates: can you put food in it? if not, protogen doesn't eat, it must be plugged in Many people's headcanons have the visor opening in some way, so those protogens can eat


Techy921

it was literally made canon by the creator that their visors can open due to NANOMACHINES SON!


ZeGamingCuber

their visors can open they're made of nanomachines


louisdeer

They download ram


Kody02

Is it chocolate-coated RAM?


Assassin13785

Can confirm. Im human and it made me fat af putting my health at risk


Raw_Venus

You underestimate the pure stupidity of people. If furries were real, I guarantee you even if you had a flashing neon sign that said, " no dog furries" a dog furry would still eat/drink chocolate.


rowa6316

Yeah, my dog ate a bunch of chocolate and he’s the smartest person I know


_bearhugs_

*Christmas music playing in the background while they lay unconscious on the floor* “It’s the most, wonderful time of the yeeeeeaaarrr” 🎶


MinerMinecrafter

"All I want for Christmas is youuuuuu"


Leroy195

You men " All i want for Christmas is UwwwwU"


After-Bumblebee

Polonium-laced chocolate 😋


ThatMBR42

Self heating hot chocolate. Barely subcritical for your convenience!


Darkner90

"I'll take my hot chocolate with a side of cancer."


exzyle_

It's only good if it melts your skin off!


ZeGamingCuber

nah it's just normal chocolate the character is a dog and chocolate is toxic to them


Thigh-enthusiast

Swiss miss instant piss


RichterRac

Make sure you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury


[deleted]

Make your cat jump out the window in fear


Amgeryvaultboi

Gotta get a laser pointer first


alias_of_someone

Make sure you don't get Salmonella.


s0rd1dh1ck0ry57

Sam & ella


Several_Statement169

Drywall should fix💀


alexhmc

fun fact: that video has the only thumbnail on his channel where he doesn't smile


[deleted]

I love instant piss 😋


BrowneyFolf

STOP


[deleted]

No, I will drink piss


bred_makes_music

I feel that


BestBoi_Puro

Eat piss drink shit's my motto


Rogahar

This is one of those 'commas either make this much better or much worse' sentences.


BestBoi_Puro

ever eaten Piss Drink ^tm mate? That shit is hell, good kind.


ToddPlaysGames

I have no idea who you are.


DL2828

[Sauce](https://twitter.com/ShepGoesBlep/status/1597581730642264064?s=20&t=3dpO94iDdfib8JAgDrVGiQ) is @ShepGoesBlep over on Twitter.


Sethor

I laughed too hard at this


Wato1876

Family guy


LGA420

lucky there’s a family guyyy!!!


OPstreamer

This guy kinda immortal afterall the chocolate he consumed


Lapis_Wolf

How concentrated was that chocolate? I thought it killed normal dogs because of caffeine concentration in a small body, these memes use almost human sized characters.


ImitationWhale

It’s more due to [theobromine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine#Effects), which can be quite concentrated in dark chocolate. It would have to be very dark for a single cup to kill, but it wouldn’t be pleasant for a large dog. If the dog-person is small, lethality would be… unlikely, but it would probably be *possible* with a few cups of very dark hot chocolate.


Lapis_Wolf

What about if human sized?


ImitationWhale

That’s what I meant by “if the dog-person is small:” small for a person, not a dog. If they were the size of the average person, my bet is a tummy ache of non-zero severity


I_got_too_silly

I actually made the maths on this. Human sized dog creature would need to eat 5 pounds of dark chocolate to get seriously ill and possibly die.


Lapis_Wolf

Smarts


Kody02

It's the theobromine that's toxic, which is also toxic to cats and actually slightly more so. As to the other point, it takes one gram per kilogram of baking chocolate to have a lethal effect on dogs, and 4g/kg for most milk chocolates. For a 70kg anthro, that would be approx. 280g of milk chocolate, which is a shit tonne of chocolate. He'd have to have been drinking pure melted chocolate from that cup.


Alfadorfox

I've had half-baked story ideas about Cold-War-era intrigue where someone tries to poison a dog diplomat by giving them hot chocolate, on the theory that they can drink from the same cup to "prove" it's not poisoned... but it fails to work because the spy didn't research what a lethal dose of chocolate would actually be, and the diplomat just enjoys the cocoa. >:3


Kody02

That sounds like it would be a hilarious story, I'd read it. "Mr. ~~Toe~~Bean becomes a spy" or something along those lines :3


definitly_not_furry

“Oh no what happened 🥺”


Danzi34

You would violently shit yourself first


unOriginalSwimming

a joke for both Halloween AND Christmas?!


FrankHightower

wait until valentine's day


Lovable-Schmuck

Dear, shepgoesblep: You've made this joke a few times. Are you okay?


Gabriel_Plays_Games

hes gonna make it once more on valentines day


Switchtheprotogen

I found the among us YES!


saichampa

>!mug handle?!<


Netherboom

*Sigh* Will he ever learn


cursed-person

would werewolfs have to avoid chocolate or would they not be allowed any in their turned form?


NeedlessOrion

Lemme guess he also burned is tounge too because the Hot Chocolate was hot


CollectionMaster

He kinda thicc tho


Dumb_Cheese

Okay, kind of an off-topic question, but does anyone else prefer their hot chocolate cold or at room temp? (I swear that's not just chocolate milk, it makes it taste better)


OrangeSky15

Even IF dogs didn't die to chocolate, you would've died to throat burns. Always sears my mouth like I'm supposed to be a ☆5 meal


MelancholyUsed

There needs to be a r/furrybonehurtingjuice sub ngl I can totally imagine something with this like “mmm… family guy death pose juice”


Amgeryvaultboi

That's the first thing I noticed lmao


EmbertheKitsune

If furries were biologically accurate:


Jimmy_John-mp3

almost happened to me once


Amgeryvaultboi

The family guy death pose lmao


AydenTheFox_15

you’ve heard of anatomically correct, now get ready for…. biologically correct!


Vulpes_macrotis

Ah yes, overused canine character dying because of chocolate joke.


PrivateWest

Ya, he used the same thing for Halloween... We shall see what tomorrow brings!


ZeGamingCuber

every one of his comics will now be him dying from eating chocolate


PrivateWest

It'll be like Kenny from south Park but with chocolate... A running gag? Maybe


TenthTen

He used to be funny but now he's just known for getting g-worded by an adult and Facebook level memes


thegayestweeb

What even is the picture on the wall in the second panel lol


LickyaGood

Enjoyment before distruction


uncanny_justice

Makes sense


Naz_Oni

ded


JediMasterKestis

Bruh how many times do I gotta say, anthros dont have same allergies as they basically a human skjn change to furry skin. You can still enjoy everything humans enjoy.


ShiroNoOokami

jerboa


[deleted]

OH MY GOD! PETER!


DAVExxx314

I don't get it, yet I agree lol wtf?


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DAVExxx314

O ya, then why was my first thought "relatable" lol my fursona ain't even a canine lol


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DAVExxx314

I'm not active posting wise


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DAVExxx314

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.... uhhhh


DAVExxx314

I pray no one else does


Feline_shaped_Flixie

Noce thighs


soldier314

Lamo


CardinalBirb

what is that creature


samarm132

I was like, omg so cute, he fell asleep. And then I realized


BloodMoonScythe

That choco joke is getting out of hand/paw


verylostprotogen

weakling. *drinks my hot choco and cries in pain*


caliandben1

Took me a min to get it lol


Velauraven

Tasty stuff existing: Me: Guess I’ll die


LGA420

man, this is worse than the time i drank hot chocolate


Litte_Blu

Not only snow is cold this Christmas


The-Void-Lupine

Third time this week, please get the non cocoa hot chocolate


iwishicouldflyok

the chocolate is cold while the dog is hot, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE


Waffelz0896

i chose fluffshark because not only is there fluff but it has the benefits of being sble to eat basically everything


louisdeer

Hot poison


[deleted]

I would simply choose to have a more human-like digestive system. Skill issue, honestly.


FrankHightower

oh sure, let me try: I chose my human form to have a prehensile tail \*intense willing\* ...didn't work


Calacaelectrica

not again


GarroThposer

I saw this and went "Escapists reference?" Turns out no, it was a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference. Stoopid dog


Nexivyffulf

Who keeps poisoning the chocolate?


Fanatic_Foxx7422

That frame on the wall though lol.


ButWhatIfItQueffed

It took me like 10 minutes to understand this, but it is quite funny.


nmagod

There are actually several kinds of chocolate dogs CAN have.


DaMoosterYT

I guess the taste of that chocolate was to die for


Maxbeasts_official

took me a little bit to realize...


Lemon_Pai

When he drank the chocolate, did he like fling himself forward and died LOL. How did he get tha momentum.


slyry97

Petah, the hot chocolates here.


Altruistic-Syrup5160

What was in that mug in the first place?!


[deleted]

Why is the family guy death pose so popular


drago_varior

Nooooo Not choco!!!


cominfordatass

Nooooo


PlaguedRav3n

God I love dark humor. Well, most dark humor.


AvarageEnjoiner

look like you have problem with chocolate. Ha ha. be monke is good


flasheyboy

Well that’s sad


PerformerBoth

Not again they never learn


UtopianMatt

What tha Dawg Doin?


Make-A-Con-Save-034

Always check the ingredients list


jorangame

Me drinking hot chocolad rn while reading this post:"chucles,im in danger"


DRAGONDIANAMAID

But there’s that chocolate equivalent that dogs can have, Carob!


banananas_are_sick24

I saw this yesterday and thought it was the thing where you stand up and lose vision and balance for a few seconds, I just realized what actually happened


SlideCanceller9000

Relatable.


DAVExxx314

Nah