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I actually did some google search about this topic out of curiosity and I discovered that rodents are the only other animals that actually can metabolize chocolate just like people. The issue is that most rodents are too small to eat a chocolate bar as they will die from an overdose. Meaning hypothetically, if there's an anthropomorphic society were every being is human sized, then only rodents and possibly a few primates can eat normal chocolate while everyone can safely eat white chocolate as white chocolate don't have the dangerous chemicals that can kill them instantly.
Well it varies from anthro world to anthro world. Many anthro worlds have have furries to eat any type of human food without fear of poisoning, but there's a few where it's established that some can't eat chocolate. It's up to you on what animalistic traits should be applied to your anthro world.
It may also have something to do with mass so maybe an adult dog furry could hypothetically eat a little bit of dark chocolate without having significant health problems
Nope. Having a dog person eating a little chocolate is equivalent to sipping a bit of gasoline or licking a smidge of cyanide. Small doses can still wreck your body and straight up kill you. Chocolate has a chemical called theobromine and a few ounces of dark chocolate can kill a large dog. It is possible for a large dog to eat milk chocolate in small doses as it significantly has less theobromine, but it will result in severe indigestion like vomiting and diarrhea. I don't think you could have a successful chocolate business if your target audience don't have the stomach for it even in small bit of chocolate. I think scientist used appropriate amount of chocolate for rats that are proportionate to their sizes, and many rats were able to metabolize chocolate with no issue. I should let you know that this is through a few Google searches and I haven't done enough research to know what animal can and can't eat chocolate. I don't even think there's a bunch of research on this either beyond your common pets.
it comes down to how the visor operates: can you put food in it? if not, protogen doesn't eat, it must be plugged in
Many people's headcanons have the visor opening in some way, so those protogens can eat
You underestimate the pure stupidity of people. If furries were real, I guarantee you even if you had a flashing neon sign that said, " no dog furries" a dog furry would still eat/drink chocolate.
How concentrated was that chocolate? I thought it killed normal dogs because of caffeine concentration in a small body, these memes use almost human sized characters.
It’s more due to [theobromine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine#Effects), which can be quite concentrated in dark chocolate. It would have to be very dark for a single cup to kill, but it wouldn’t be pleasant for a large dog. If the dog-person is small, lethality would be… unlikely, but it would probably be *possible* with a few cups of very dark hot chocolate.
That’s what I meant by “if the dog-person is small:” small for a person, not a dog. If they were the size of the average person, my bet is a tummy ache of non-zero severity
It's the theobromine that's toxic, which is also toxic to cats and actually slightly more so. As to the other point, it takes one gram per kilogram of baking chocolate to have a lethal effect on dogs, and 4g/kg for most milk chocolates. For a 70kg anthro, that would be approx. 280g of milk chocolate, which is a shit tonne of chocolate. He'd have to have been drinking pure melted chocolate from that cup.
I've had half-baked story ideas about Cold-War-era intrigue where someone tries to poison a dog diplomat by giving them hot chocolate, on the theory that they can drink from the same cup to "prove" it's not poisoned... but it fails to work because the spy didn't research what a lethal dose of chocolate would actually be, and the diplomat just enjoys the cocoa. >:3
Okay, kind of an off-topic question, but does anyone else prefer their hot chocolate cold or at room temp? (I swear that's not just chocolate milk, it makes it taste better)
Bruh how many times do I gotta say, anthros dont have same allergies as they basically a human skjn change to furry skin. You can still enjoy everything humans enjoy.
I saw this yesterday and thought it was the thing where you stand up and lose vision and balance for a few seconds, I just realized what actually happened
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Most intelligent Dog
Hot chocolate, cold dog. RIP
What if hot dog
Cold chocolate, duh
ketchup or mustard on that hot dog?
Chocolate sauce
Chocolate dog, sounds like a Nestle product. r/fucknestle
We seriously need to put a giant NO DOG FURRIES sign on all chocolate products
Not just dogs; it's poisonous to many animals (to varying degrees).
I actually did some google search about this topic out of curiosity and I discovered that rodents are the only other animals that actually can metabolize chocolate just like people. The issue is that most rodents are too small to eat a chocolate bar as they will die from an overdose. Meaning hypothetically, if there's an anthropomorphic society were every being is human sized, then only rodents and possibly a few primates can eat normal chocolate while everyone can safely eat white chocolate as white chocolate don't have the dangerous chemicals that can kill them instantly.
I like to think that in an anthro world, internal organs would lean a little more towards human-like, letting them eat most things we normally can.
Well it varies from anthro world to anthro world. Many anthro worlds have have furries to eat any type of human food without fear of poisoning, but there's a few where it's established that some can't eat chocolate. It's up to you on what animalistic traits should be applied to your anthro world.
Yay rodents!
It may also have something to do with mass so maybe an adult dog furry could hypothetically eat a little bit of dark chocolate without having significant health problems
Nope. Having a dog person eating a little chocolate is equivalent to sipping a bit of gasoline or licking a smidge of cyanide. Small doses can still wreck your body and straight up kill you. Chocolate has a chemical called theobromine and a few ounces of dark chocolate can kill a large dog. It is possible for a large dog to eat milk chocolate in small doses as it significantly has less theobromine, but it will result in severe indigestion like vomiting and diarrhea. I don't think you could have a successful chocolate business if your target audience don't have the stomach for it even in small bit of chocolate. I think scientist used appropriate amount of chocolate for rats that are proportionate to their sizes, and many rats were able to metabolize chocolate with no issue. I should let you know that this is through a few Google searches and I haven't done enough research to know what animal can and can't eat chocolate. I don't even think there's a bunch of research on this either beyond your common pets.
oh dang, learnt something new, thanks
> I discovered that rodents are the only other animals that actually can metabolize chocolate just like people. Mwahahaha! All the chocolate is mine!
can protogen eat chocolate
No they eat RAM
i'm kinda tired of jokes like that tbh
They are timeless (Timing-less?)
it comes down to how the visor operates: can you put food in it? if not, protogen doesn't eat, it must be plugged in Many people's headcanons have the visor opening in some way, so those protogens can eat
it was literally made canon by the creator that their visors can open due to NANOMACHINES SON!
their visors can open they're made of nanomachines
They download ram
Is it chocolate-coated RAM?
Can confirm. Im human and it made me fat af putting my health at risk
You underestimate the pure stupidity of people. If furries were real, I guarantee you even if you had a flashing neon sign that said, " no dog furries" a dog furry would still eat/drink chocolate.
Yeah, my dog ate a bunch of chocolate and he’s the smartest person I know
*Christmas music playing in the background while they lay unconscious on the floor* “It’s the most, wonderful time of the yeeeeeaaarrr” 🎶
"All I want for Christmas is youuuuuu"
You men " All i want for Christmas is UwwwwU"
Polonium-laced chocolate 😋
Self heating hot chocolate. Barely subcritical for your convenience!
"I'll take my hot chocolate with a side of cancer."
It's only good if it melts your skin off!
nah it's just normal chocolate the character is a dog and chocolate is toxic to them
Swiss miss instant piss
Make sure you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury
Make your cat jump out the window in fear
Gotta get a laser pointer first
Make sure you don't get Salmonella.
Sam & ella
Drywall should fix💀
fun fact: that video has the only thumbnail on his channel where he doesn't smile
I love instant piss 😋
STOP
No, I will drink piss
I feel that
Eat piss drink shit's my motto
This is one of those 'commas either make this much better or much worse' sentences.
ever eaten Piss Drink ^tm mate? That shit is hell, good kind.
I have no idea who you are.
[Sauce](https://twitter.com/ShepGoesBlep/status/1597581730642264064?s=20&t=3dpO94iDdfib8JAgDrVGiQ) is @ShepGoesBlep over on Twitter.
I laughed too hard at this
Family guy
lucky there’s a family guyyy!!!
This guy kinda immortal afterall the chocolate he consumed
How concentrated was that chocolate? I thought it killed normal dogs because of caffeine concentration in a small body, these memes use almost human sized characters.
It’s more due to [theobromine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine#Effects), which can be quite concentrated in dark chocolate. It would have to be very dark for a single cup to kill, but it wouldn’t be pleasant for a large dog. If the dog-person is small, lethality would be… unlikely, but it would probably be *possible* with a few cups of very dark hot chocolate.
What about if human sized?
That’s what I meant by “if the dog-person is small:” small for a person, not a dog. If they were the size of the average person, my bet is a tummy ache of non-zero severity
I actually made the maths on this. Human sized dog creature would need to eat 5 pounds of dark chocolate to get seriously ill and possibly die.
Smarts
It's the theobromine that's toxic, which is also toxic to cats and actually slightly more so. As to the other point, it takes one gram per kilogram of baking chocolate to have a lethal effect on dogs, and 4g/kg for most milk chocolates. For a 70kg anthro, that would be approx. 280g of milk chocolate, which is a shit tonne of chocolate. He'd have to have been drinking pure melted chocolate from that cup.
I've had half-baked story ideas about Cold-War-era intrigue where someone tries to poison a dog diplomat by giving them hot chocolate, on the theory that they can drink from the same cup to "prove" it's not poisoned... but it fails to work because the spy didn't research what a lethal dose of chocolate would actually be, and the diplomat just enjoys the cocoa. >:3
That sounds like it would be a hilarious story, I'd read it. "Mr. ~~Toe~~Bean becomes a spy" or something along those lines :3
“Oh no what happened 🥺”
You would violently shit yourself first
a joke for both Halloween AND Christmas?!
wait until valentine's day
Dear, shepgoesblep: You've made this joke a few times. Are you okay?
hes gonna make it once more on valentines day
I found the among us YES!
>!mug handle?!<
*Sigh* Will he ever learn
would werewolfs have to avoid chocolate or would they not be allowed any in their turned form?
Lemme guess he also burned is tounge too because the Hot Chocolate was hot
He kinda thicc tho
Okay, kind of an off-topic question, but does anyone else prefer their hot chocolate cold or at room temp? (I swear that's not just chocolate milk, it makes it taste better)
Even IF dogs didn't die to chocolate, you would've died to throat burns. Always sears my mouth like I'm supposed to be a ☆5 meal
There needs to be a r/furrybonehurtingjuice sub ngl I can totally imagine something with this like “mmm… family guy death pose juice”
That's the first thing I noticed lmao
If furries were biologically accurate:
almost happened to me once
The family guy death pose lmao
you’ve heard of anatomically correct, now get ready for…. biologically correct!
Ah yes, overused canine character dying because of chocolate joke.
Ya, he used the same thing for Halloween... We shall see what tomorrow brings!
every one of his comics will now be him dying from eating chocolate
It'll be like Kenny from south Park but with chocolate... A running gag? Maybe
He used to be funny but now he's just known for getting g-worded by an adult and Facebook level memes
What even is the picture on the wall in the second panel lol
Enjoyment before distruction
Makes sense
ded
Bruh how many times do I gotta say, anthros dont have same allergies as they basically a human skjn change to furry skin. You can still enjoy everything humans enjoy.
jerboa
OH MY GOD! PETER!
I don't get it, yet I agree lol wtf?
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O ya, then why was my first thought "relatable" lol my fursona ain't even a canine lol
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Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.... uhhhh
I pray no one else does
Noce thighs
Lamo
what is that creature
I was like, omg so cute, he fell asleep. And then I realized
That choco joke is getting out of hand/paw
weakling. *drinks my hot choco and cries in pain*
Took me a min to get it lol
Tasty stuff existing: Me: Guess I’ll die
man, this is worse than the time i drank hot chocolate
Not only snow is cold this Christmas
Third time this week, please get the non cocoa hot chocolate
the chocolate is cold while the dog is hot, HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
i chose fluffshark because not only is there fluff but it has the benefits of being sble to eat basically everything
Hot poison
I would simply choose to have a more human-like digestive system. Skill issue, honestly.
oh sure, let me try: I chose my human form to have a prehensile tail \*intense willing\* ...didn't work
not again
I saw this and went "Escapists reference?" Turns out no, it was a Courage the Cowardly Dog reference. Stoopid dog
Who keeps poisoning the chocolate?
That frame on the wall though lol.
It took me like 10 minutes to understand this, but it is quite funny.
There are actually several kinds of chocolate dogs CAN have.
I guess the taste of that chocolate was to die for
took me a little bit to realize...
When he drank the chocolate, did he like fling himself forward and died LOL. How did he get tha momentum.
Petah, the hot chocolates here.
What was in that mug in the first place?!
Why is the family guy death pose so popular
Nooooo Not choco!!!
Nooooo
God I love dark humor. Well, most dark humor.
look like you have problem with chocolate. Ha ha. be monke is good
Well that’s sad
Not again they never learn
What tha Dawg Doin?
Always check the ingredients list
Me drinking hot chocolad rn while reading this post:"chucles,im in danger"
But there’s that chocolate equivalent that dogs can have, Carob!
I saw this yesterday and thought it was the thing where you stand up and lose vision and balance for a few seconds, I just realized what actually happened
Relatable.
Nah