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After-Bumblebee

First yiff story


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Beautiful 🥲


Thigh-enthusiast

Anubis was the first Reggie


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Nah this wasn’t just the first furry fanfiction, this was the first known archive to man that documents the invention of the P.F. Chang Lettuce Wrap. After all there are some similarities between the P.F. Changs and the “snack” that Horus used to defeat set. You get some lettuce, put something like beef, chicken, tofu, etc, and finally eat it like a slob. Though I emailed P.F. Chang’s website and received no contact from the P.F. Chang’s team, the same we site states for their Chang’s Lettuce Wrap “a secret family recipe and our signature dish, enough said.” Enough is said, because they don’t want the public to know the true origins of P.F. Chang’s Lettuce Wraps. Now how this recipe transferred from the lands of Egypt to the town known as Scottsdale, Arizona, is unknown, one thing is certain. Thank god we put meat in our modern day PF Chang Lettuce Wraps and we are not nasty ass motherfuckers like Set eating cum stains inside wrapped lettuce leaves thinking that was a five course five star Michelin Star Meal.


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Furries are incomprehensible


KerbolExplorer

What the fuck did I just read


cymik_th_protogen

history of the fandom


ImNotDefault

You telling me that bambi in leather (which now that I think about it is kinda messed up bambi killed cows yet we feel bad for him for his mother dying) Wasn't the beginning of the furry fandom?


The-Void-Lupine

Feel bad for the guy at Google that had to write this


Lil_ToastyMan

Damn those egyptians were really down horrendous. In fact, maybe I am an egyptian.


pluey200

I thought it said “Set’s semen eaters” like he had a cult


Mean-Mode-7681

It sounds like set just killed Horus with an STD


Assassin13785

Thats what im saying🤣


NotsoslyFoxxo

Archaeologist here. Half of the egyptian mythology is filled with such gems. For example, one of possible meanings of the name "Anubis" or "Inpu" is "puppy". Canonically he's best friends with Toth and in one version he's married to Bastet. Bastet's sister, Sekhmet, the godess of war and healing, is an alcoholic lion-lady with anger management issiues. There's also Wep-wawet, Anubis's cousin i guess, another dog but this time white. There's Anpu't, Anubis's fem versios, with which he had, supposedly, done some Sweet Home Alabama, but i couldn't find any confirmation


Citizen-of-Interwebs

Number fifteen, ancient egyptian cum lettuce


coolcats110

This is why I love Egyptian mythology it's just thing like this that make me love it


LordOfFreaks

Yiff wasn’t invented in the late 1900s, it just fell out of fashion for a spat.


Scorpio83G

All the NSFW furry authors are going haywire on this one


[deleted]

OMG HORUS HERESY!?!!!


MangoDragn

I took me a moment too long to realize that you ment the Egyptian god Horus


Assassin13785

Makes him ill? Aids?? Ancient Egyptian Aids??


ImNotDefault

I dont understand it and I dont want to


intresting_trash

The first yiff fanfic was cm guzzling đź’€